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PurestBoy: The funny part is when your team is being defeated and you want to leave, peeps will be making mockery of u and some trying to block u from leaving that u must watch it finish,

Lol, and the chants of (they don de go, one by one)

the funniest part of it is that, when there is a match between MAN U and ARSENAL the centre will be filled with chelsea fans and vice versa Lashing out at any moving damn thing. i enjoy it most when a MAN U fan will climb the chair and starts shouting PDP, all Man u fans will reply with POWERRRRRRRRR, lol. I enjoy all the crazy stuffs in there. Can't wait to go to one of my favorite centre when i visit naija

Mine will be:

I promise to marry, love and cherish you,
for richer and poorer
in the morning and at night
in rainy and dry season

Till you start stopping me from watching my Manchester United
(Na that day gbege go dey)

gbanikiti: God, na which day i go enter aeroplane?

u are already in the Mars, what else do u want?

adaobi123: Someone take me to Dubai

Baby let me take u there, i want to spoil u

Mrs. Mango:
They are for MR Mango

after tasting i might buy the whole basket, truss mee

Mrs. Mango:
Lolz, oh yeah.
Super sweet.

can u bring for tasting?

$andra-Luv:
We too shud stop looking for fat wallet, #simple

Thanks for ur sincerity. But gurl u are pweety

Mrs. Mango:
Yeah, these days most guys are on the chase with preference for the gurls that have big breasts and large booties.
Isn't that lust?
Guys, stop being overly selective!
Yeah, stop it!
Let the sisters get hitched real quick.

Mrs. mango. is your mango sweet?

Policewoman: Unu agbazila oto. Ndi aruruala.

Police woman, are u married? u are birifu

The gun is longer than the dude

This is it

after giving u a cup of tea, u added water to make it big then end up making it tasteless.

Men don suffer for this world. The heading reads "celebrities and their parents" where are the papas? just few.

Go to a quiet bar, listing to cool music and have chilled beer. I'm fine

Tonto please grant me a night out, i will appreciate

ezewudo: ROFOROFOISM?

Ask Obahiagbon

TRANSLATION

Simulacrum - Resemblance

tweedledum and tweedledee - thick and soft

putrescently - presently

cocooning - covering

eschewable - to avoid (keep away from something deliberately)

asphyxia - suffocation

Miss Ope: I can't date a guy whose breath stinks.
I can't date a muslim.
I can't date an igbo Guy...
Neither can I date an Hausaa Guy...

typical yoruba woman

Gurls with heavy make-ups, I can't stand them.
gurls who only reason with their pu.nn.y

gurls wey dey feel over sabi
especially gurls wey dey form like say them no dey poo

Shaw007: i don't blame you!! I blame your parents for Educating you with money that would have been productive with charity!! What a waste!

You can't even defend your own post,
na me sef Bleep up,wey dey follow you drag matter wey no be argument,high school kid!

Lol, I don't like quarreling with people. This is just a forum bro, you took it personal by calling me a re-tard.

Peace bro

Shaw007: Unknown syndrome?? Really??

You actually mentioned Geosciences as an area any student shouldn't go to In Nigeria,and I'm the one suffering from Unknown syndrome?? Really??

Christ!! I bet you'r still in High scool!!

It had be better if I am still in high school, than being an educated illiterate like you

Shaw007: Jesus christ!! . . See what I mean,your truly Re.tarded . . . [b]I should to think it people were [/b]just trying to be creative whenever they said Ignorance is a diesease, but you My friend!! Have made it clear that it truly is

can't even understand ur english, sorry. zombie

she is naturally beautiful

Shaw007: honestly!! . . He has to be!

No, it's daft people like you who is suffering from unknown syndrome (mamula like u)

@ Shaw007: Who is That Re.tard that mentioned Geology?? . . . So we still have ignorant brains in this country!!!

u can go jump into lagoon, how does my comment becomes your problem
the poster asked simple question, everyone has his/her reasons.

Re-tard mudafuka like you should just mind their business. nin.com.poop

How old is the mother inlaw?

mkmyers45: U m@d bro?

no, I'm not, are u?

Geology -

Michael Sokoto: Eheh, messing runs in dat family, meanwhile, abeg make unu nor mess put 4 dis garri wey I don soak 2 drink 4 dis forum, shikena.

It's a lie, i never witness my mum fart
it'S only the man of the house that does that, lol