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I will download her heart through her medulla oblangater
then scan her brain for virus infected thought
before uploading in her the sense of Obiadimma

I don't have time to read this long story

Naija: Anyday, anytime, JIM IYKE is my man, always make sense
foreign: C. RONALDO anyday, that guy is naturally a model

To be the joy of the people

To change the world, maybe through music, football or movies
to be the world peace maker, To be a messiah for the less priviledged.

At times i feel like exploding to make a change
this tears can't stop coming

Can the devil please leave Nigeria and Nigerians alone
The country and it's inhabitant has suffered alot
It's time Nigeria and Nigerians stand up and send the devil parking.

He should try another country, Nigeria can not contain him anymore
Please my Nairalanders Lets start right here to kick him out of our
beloved and blessed country.

@ Poster - the first thing u are going to miss is freedom to roam about and do the things u use to do

I really miss evening isi-ewu and Gulder joints
all the point and kill joints, plus the evening shouting of UPPPPPPP-NEPAAAAAAAAA
only to discover that before the light has gone again

chriselena:
Is it a way of telling of telling us to watch over our heads? Anyway I saw parts of it in Nnewi Spare parts market this morning. Poster please contact NASA and tell them of my discovery.

ROTFLMAO

What else do we need to know that the world is crumbling

OH GOD REMEMBER YOUR PEOPLE ON THAT DAY

Nothing wey person no go see for Nairaland

Oya pronounce this one

Awu amu agbo shishi

all of you just dey blab
the plan is going on now, as am talking to you
na for my village wey them dey bring the FCT come
even my small portion of land i contribute am join so that
i will occupy one flat inside the FCT

No man's business
besides that environment looks like a conference hall.

I don't know what tempted me to open this page
now am hungry, and can't be specific on the type of food i really wants.  

my mouth is watering and my stomach is getting angry  

That FIFA banned India because they play with 22 players
11 on the air and 11 on the ground.

That Obasanjo is an Igbo man  

to start a thread na by force?

willarrie:
Next tym pls read your write up b4 posting coz your grammatical errors could also be one of d reasons she left u for her ex owing to d fact dt u'r getting worse by every post, no offence doh!

William shakespears,
why not enrol people in your literature institute.

abeg make una shun the guy joor
na him mind him dey blow

Jym Iyke my man
u are always on point.

Abumchukwuoseburuwachukwuchineke

Olanrewajuoshiekujumigbadamosiemukeku

Chetanaobuchukwukaodinakaekwutosi

Me, I don't want to go to panya,

Arsenal is quite a joke now.
where are thou oh wenger.

If my Manchester United catch u next week ehn?
na disaster for una.

If Arsenal even make to Europa league next season, I will congratulate them.

Sweet mothers deserves more.
At times when i look back and discovers that there things i was still surpose to do for her,
That when i realise i still needs to work harder, to make her happy.

my brother it seems the winter started afresh with additional degree, this morning the cold is becoming worst. I've finished my tin of milo to no avail. "me i dey catchy cold oo, oyi na atu mu oooo"

Thatdave:
i would return it to the cafe administrators telling them to HELP ME return it to the owner.

i have done that a million times and am very comfortable with it.

if i see some notes lying on the kerb by the road side , i leave it there hoping that the owner may come back and pick it. but if its a bundle (though never happened by the road side) i would return it to the any nearby shop telling them to HELP ME return it to anyone who can state the exact amount.

i have picked phones a million times, i have returned them all freely and THANKFULLY, and am damn comfortable with it.

every time ma sellers have mistakely ballanced me extra i return the extras imediately. if they get confused i help them go thru the whole calculation to help them prove that i was right.

i have done that a million times, and am so comfortable with, because thats the way i was brought up as a christian.

Jesus was killed because the people chose to spare a thief - barabas, instead of him.

Is this a Poem or what?

No, it will only make you better

Try to minimise to every 6 hours 3 bottles, it will be a starting point.
Tell ur fiancy that alcohol runs and works with ur blood,
or maybe try taking her along when going to joints,
that might be her problem.

Do not quit, alcohol consumers are always the wise ones.

Comes between gbagbo and samuel peters.
tells samuel to teach him how he underformed in his last world heavyweight champion.

an advantage to your opposition., your opposition enters the next available taxi
to meet up with Ali, for instructions.

He is tired of music, maybe he wants to start acting movies
He looks like commando.

moderator what is this huh?