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Politics / Re: Can You Sacrifice Your Life For A Country Like Nigeria? by Deollord: 9:50am On Dec 09, 2009
sacrifice my life for Nigeria at this time?

GOD FORBID

If they sacrifice me for Nigeria, i will beg GOD to let me come back and die in another way- its dat bad

Compare the way the Americans treat their lost soldeirs to their Nigerian counterparts and u'd be forced to think twice
Business / Re: Analysis on business bringing returns of N5000 per cow by Deollord: 9:26am On Dec 09, 2009
Next1,

will give you a call over the weeked

Thanks for d piece of info

Cheers
Business / Re: I Need How To Start Forum Business by Deollord: 5:23pm On Dec 08, 2009
Please, what is "forum business" if i may ask?
Adverts / Re: Invest 200,000 Naira, Make 400,000 Within 6 Months by Deollord: 5:17pm On Dec 08, 2009
Your proposal is not based on facts and its still a hypothesis; i honestly do not think you can woo any 'investor' this way.

This is pure gamble which might work out though, as typical of the entertainment business.

Good luck.
Career / Re: Intercontinental Bank Plc Sacks 1,500 Workers! by Deollord: 3:29pm On Dec 08, 2009
I can imagine them on a straight line and i'm being asked to count

1,2,3,4,5,6,7-100,101,102,103,104-439,440,441,442,443-716,717,718,719 -1,500, jeez, this is quite a number

May God give them the right attitude at this time.

A big lesson to learn here is to always have an exigency plan (a Plan B).
Career / Re: Salary Jobs Are Modern Slavery! by Deollord: 2:38pm On Dec 08, 2009
@Poster

Dear Employer,

I work in your organization and you dictate:

-The time I get out of bed
-The time I get to work
-The kind of clothes I put on
-The environment in which I work
-The time I should go for lunch
-My spending power vis-à-vis my lifestyle
-When I should go on vacation
-The number of hours I spend with my family
-The days I can visits my parents
-The time I can spend with my friends
-The kind of haircut and beards I must put on
-The kind of seminars and trainings I am allowed to partake in
-The kind of people I spend the greater part of my life with (you cage me with some strangers and call them my colleagues)
-When I am entitled to “improve my lifestyle” by increasing my income
-When I should think and what my dominant thoughts should be
-My geographical location and where I should reside
-The time I ought to be reasonable enough to jump in bed to sleep

And gosh! When I should even sleep with my girlfriend!

Anyway, I thank you for:

-A guaranteed monthly pay check to fend for my children, parents and siblings
-Guaranteed medicals for my family
-Opportunity to visit places I never thought I could visit on my own
-Putting me off the street and not being labeled as unemployed
-The prestige I have earned in my neighborhood
-The opportunity to meet people (colleague and superior) I ordinarily might not have met so easily on my own (my contacts)
-The insight to learn how a big organization like yours is being run
-The opportunity to build a capital base to start my own business
-The opportunity to study human behavior to enable me manage my future employees
-curbing my excesses especially my “boozing habit” but for the long hours I spent at work, I would have become an alcoholic
-The knowledge imparted in me when you send me on trainings
-The freebies that could have eroded my income; phone calls, internet access e.t.c
-The beautiful lady that sits close to me that I look forward to seeing everyday at work and who might eventually become my wife


At this point, I am confused; should I THANK YOU or CURSE YOU?
Career / Re: Intercontinental Bank Plc Sacks 1,500 Workers! by Deollord: 1:59pm On Dec 08, 2009
The new team shouldn't rejoice for too long because they'll all be replaced when the tide changes; who knows, may be in another 18-24 months time

The "Corporate vicious cycle" will never end. Man will always know man.
Foreign Affairs / $30b-the Cost Of 30, 000 Additional Troops In The Afghanistan War by Deollord: 10:24am On Dec 08, 2009
The US would spend a staggering $30,000,000,000/ year on the 30,000 additional troops for the upsurge in Afghanistan; that’s $1,000,000/year/soldier on this war alone; it beats my imagination.

With trillions of dollars in budget deficit and a recessed economy, how does the US intend to source these funds? And what would be the impact on the rest of the world economy especially developing economies in Africa?

Should the US just donate half of the money ($15,000,000,000) to the Afghan government to fight its cause and put an end to this unending war? Or should it keep waging war against a faceless & amorphous enemy?

what's your opinion?
Career / Re: How Do I Meet My 200 Million Naira Target By December? by Deollord: 8:34am On Dec 08, 2009
@ Poster

According to Tai Solarin yesteryears- "May your days be rough"[i][/i] he prayed

So be it for you and may your target be increased from N200M to N1.5B , if it would cruise you to your destiny and make you realize your purpose of creation and existence

Please consult Nelson Mandela or Olusegun Obasanjo for further piece of advice

Good luck
Business / Re: Business Section Business Library by Deollord: 5:37pm On Dec 07, 2009
cool.
Business / Re: How Do You Stop The Act Of Prostitution Happening In A Nightclub In Nigeria? by Deollord: 9:45am On Dec 07, 2009
Trying to breed fishes without water; your intent is possible but impraticable

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