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Culture / Re: My Igbo People Come And Identify Which Igwe Is This? by DesChyko: 10:17pm On Sep 21
EreluRoz:
My igbo people come and prove your rich knowledge about being an igbo by identifying which Igwe Is this?

It's the Digital age. Quarter of the time you used in creating this post would have given you your answer.

Foreign Affairs / Re: List Of 16 Hezbollah Senior Commanders Of The Radwan Force Eliminated By The IDF by DesChyko: 10:08pm On Sep 21
It's excellent news that those terrorists are wiped off the face of this earth.

In retrospect, how safe am I with this phone in may hand, my spouse's phone, my kids' tablets and the two laptops in the house?

Wahala be like tricycle 🥲

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Politics / Re: Ned Nwoko Champions Data-driven Social Security Reform as CSOs Applaud Moves by DesChyko: 10:06pm On Sep 21
No matter how hard they try to whitewash

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Politics / Re: Omo Shaibu Go Dey Laugh Obaseki For One Corner Now by DesChyko: 9:45pm On Sep 21
etrouble:


Nobody talks about Labourers labouring in vain

Reminds me of Lot's story.

Nobody took him serious either.
Politics / Re: #EdoDecides: INEC Yet To Commence Collation, Please Disregard Viral Results - PT by DesChyko: 9:35pm On Sep 21
Habbeyy:
grin
Nigeria cannot be better with these set of Gen Z

Unfortunately, you cannot outlive the Gen Z. Impose on them, your ideologies all you want, they will outlive your dreams eventually, and their tomorrow will come.

Best bet? Accept that the future is now.
Politics / Re: Edo 2024 Election: Who Will Win The Governorship Election? Who Has Your Support? by DesChyko: 7:57am On Sep 21
Olumide Akpata - Our Guy ✌🏾

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Health / Re: Number Of Medical Doctors Admitted Into Nigeria Universities by DesChyko: 7:56am On Sep 21
I am happy to see that we are making headway in human capital.

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Sports / Re: Lionel Messi Launches His Own Production Company by DesChyko: 2:16pm On Sep 20
Launches or Is setting up?

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Technically Bankrupt, Says Obaseki by DesChyko: 5:37am On Sep 20
It's a pity. The truth remains that you cannot give what you don't have. This government came in through the back door, and the actors are as foul minded and anti-people as they come. You cannot begin to expect good things from them. Even the most kind-hearted gestures are Trojan horses. There's always a catch at the detriment of the masses. The most pious of people will have their intentions putrefied once you stick around long enough. Don't take my word for it, compare APC sycophants before and after. That cult churns out the most despicable of humans amongst the populace.

Asher Kines most recently oversaw the unveiling of a borehole project to provide potable water for Amper community in Kanke LGA. This community only knows 3 ground wells since the beginning of time from which they get their water. Now, two months ago, Yusuf Adamu Gagdi of the APC, the House of Rep member who oversees this constituency, gifted his daughter a Lexus RX for graduating secondary school. Compare the cost of this SUV to how many boreholes it can provide for the many communities in this LGA.

Government overspending still remains the chief cause of inflation. We are all in this mess because of the government of the day. You cannot begin to expect good things from them. Even their most kind-hearted gestures are Trojan horses.

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Celebrities / Re: FBI Find Rifles, 1,000 Bottles Of Lube In Raid On Sean Combs Mansion by DesChyko: 6:35am On Sep 18
Oshokhai69:


Please how are the crimes grievous? 🤔

1. Do you know the allegations against him?
2. Do you know the meaning of the word 'grievous'?
3. Do you know what the penalty for a guilty verdict for this is?

If you do all of these , then you won't be puzzled at all. If you don't, you can specify which of them you don't and I can help out.

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Celebrities / Re: FBI Find Rifles, 1,000 Bottles Of Lube In Raid On Sean Combs Mansion by DesChyko: 6:07am On Sep 18
Granted the allegations against him are grievous, I'm not exactly surprised things like that were found in his home. It's USA.

We recently saw an 11-year Old's cache of ammunition. This is an absolute joke compared to that.

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Travel / Re: CNG: N3500 Will Take A Car From Abuja To Kaduna – Expert by DesChyko: 6:04am On Sep 18
Zeebuy:


Is Gazzuz dead?

Sadly, yes.
Romance / Re: Ghanaian Man Caught His Wife and Brother Cheating On His Bed (Video) by DesChyko: 10:57pm On Sep 16
I don't think it is the devil. I think the skit was badly done.
Politics / Re: Our Imports Are Reducing, And Our Exports Are Increasing - Actress Eniola Badmus by DesChyko: 10:21am On Sep 16
Oh.. Okay. She took to her instastories to share that. The same group chat with those who took crypto advice from Kim Kardashian 👍🏾
Politics / Re: APC Accused Of Last-Minute Propaganda As Edo Guber Poll Approaches by DesChyko: 10:16am On Sep 16
CilicMarin again here? Complain complain everywhere grin grin
Which Kain job description be this nah? Later they will start accusing certain demographics of victim mentality

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CilicMarin:
Mynd44 Fergie001 and Nlfpmod. Please take note of Ogugwa1992 and leaders.com. They are not credible. No sources quoted. Just mere gossip and propaganda prepared by Obaseki and the PDP.

cc: Seun
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CilicMarin:
Mynd44 Nlfpmod and Fergie001. This is leaders.com is not a legitimate newspaper...It is the propaganda tools of the PDP . If you read the whole article, there is not quotation from and any police authority...not from police PRO, not from any credible sources....Just plain propaganda for Obaseki...Lets all be careful.

🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: UEFA Warns England Over Government Interference In Football. by DesChyko: 10:08am On Sep 16
IamtheTruth1:
E pass match fixing? Or Ref sellout? Why do you think England Refs are not officiating world cups?

I remember England refs officiating world cups, maybe not so many. I remember Howard Webb (with the truckload of unproven allegation against him) officiate up to 2010 world cup final and even the next tournament too🤷🏾‍♂️. It's a question of quality, and there were possibly other refs of better qualities in many other countries.

Whatever evil exists in football, exists everywhere, let's not kid ourselves. If it hasn't been proven, it remains a figment of imagination concocted by disgruntled parties. FIFA needs to come clean. Else, it's just blowing dust. Not to make a case for corruption in football but I don't believe Ravshan Irmatov's dominance in world cup clears Uzbekistan football of any wrongdoing.
Politics / Re: Edo Guber: Police Arrest Six With Fake PDP Letterheads, Forged Signatures by DesChyko: 7:56am On Sep 16
CilicMarin:
Mynd44 Nlfpmod and Fergie001. This is leaders.com is not a legitimate newspaper...It is the propaganda tools of the PDP . If you read the whole article, there is not quotation from and any police authority...not from police PRO, not from any credible sources....Just plain propaganda for Obaseki...Lets all be careful.

Wow.. Things I thought we'd never see. You of all people complaining of having no quotes or credibility and sharing gossip pages as news sources? grin grin grin

Dude come off that high horse! You do this for a living! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Politics / Re: Don’t Mislead Nigerians’ – Dangote Denies Selling Fuel To NNPCL At N898/litre by DesChyko: 11:42pm On Sep 15
AHH.. Dangote do this one o.
Travel / Re: CNG: N3500 Will Take A Car From Abuja To Kaduna – Expert by DesChyko: 11:39pm On Sep 15
Harddiskng:


I thought i saw a trend about him dying in accident cry

Yeah. He made a lot..an absolute lot of CNG tests on vehicles and always shared them. Both on YouTube and here. Between these two, we basically have a throve of information on how efficient and profitable CNG is.
Travel / Re: CNG: N3500 Will Take A Car From Abuja To Kaduna – Expert by DesChyko: 9:31pm On Sep 15
Thankfully, we have our own Gazzuz who has real miles experience on this (God bless his soul).

Let's see his numbers.

Modified: Had to attach the below. I'm making reference to the great work he did on this already.

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Phones / Re: Discovered This By Chance On My Nokia G20 (split Screen) by DesChyko: 9:10pm On Sep 15
Adewale1603:
Still you can't do both at the same time.
Watch a movie and browse the internet. You can't concentrate on both.
And that movie looks like wonder woman, WW84 if I'm right

Nah. Mostly use it to run two tasks when I'm using one task as instruction tool for the other, or needing to confirm one action in another app without switching. That movie was the old Maverick by Tom Cruise

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: UEFA Warns England Over Government Interference In Football. by DesChyko: 9:06pm On Sep 15
Not sure government having watchdogs over men football in England can be banned.

They pay taxes and must comply with labour laws in the least, right? Also, they're ultimately bound by the laws of the land: Immigration laws, Criminal laws, and the likes.

I think UEFA needs to be specific over which interference they mean.
Business / Re: NNPC Begins Lifting Of Petrol At The Dangote Petroleum Refinery (Photos) by DesChyko: 6:51pm On Sep 15
chukwuibuipob:
grin cheesy grin make that one mistakenly press any button and scatter everything grin angry

No bros. Nah to track am go where price cheap for now, as per latest update.
Politics / Re: Dear Nigerians, Dangote, Tinubu, NNPC & Marketers Played You by DesChyko: 6:25pm On Sep 15
9jatriot:
Obviously you do not know the way the man Tinubu thinks.

Oh, but I do. Was born in Lagos, have been living in Lagos and read his files too. But let's not really talk about how he thinks. That's quite discouraging.

We're just focused on the beautiful lessons he must have learnt from this Dangote exploit. And how we expect the birth of four baby refineries ASAP -or four baby refinery-owners.

Baby steps👍🏾
Business / Re: NNPC Begins Lifting Of Petrol At The Dangote Petroleum Refinery (Photos) by DesChyko: 6:22pm On Sep 15
Patriotic9ja:
People who seldomly see good in anything hardly live a happy and successful life

You're a Nigerian and you're not defensively pessimistic? Dey play my fans. Now educate yourself! Here are the disadvantages of being blindly optimistic like you lots

1.Blind optimists who rationalize that “everything will be fine” may avoid red flags signaling a bad decision or fall victim to procrastination, failing to take necessary precautions.

2. Many entrepreneurs can relate to feeling certain a pitch will land­, only to panic when a meeting unexpectedly goes south. Defensive pessimists are at an advantage at times like these.

3. Positivity often backfires in stressful situations like negotiations or public speaking. Telling yourself to “cheer up and look on the bright side” when your business is on the line dismisses your true feelings, which only amplifies worries. You may beat yourself for being incapable or otherwise unqualified. And when distorted thinking takes over, you can’t perform at your best.

4. Research shows that when entrepreneurs are overly optimistic, they take on more debt — potentially placing their companies in jeopardy. Defensive pessimism safeguards against unhealthy risk by channeling realistic thinking.

So yeah, take a look at all of the high hopes you lots had for Buhari, yeah, the likes of is $1 = N216 and so on. Look at before him, look at now. Now knock that blind optimism out of your head.
Business / Re: NNPC Begins Lifting Of Petrol At The Dangote Petroleum Refinery (Photos) by DesChyko: 6:11pm On Sep 15
I am not happy that the plate numbers are not visible. 😒😒

By the way, who is this one that wants to dispense from a device that has not been set up? angry angry

Is this playing

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Politics / Re: Dear Nigerians, Dangote, Tinubu, NNPC & Marketers Played You by DesChyko: 6:09pm On Sep 15
9jatriot:
.Well, the refinery is finally working, and it happened in the regime of Tinubu.

Correct. So Tinubu cannot deny to know if a refinery is capable of working in Nigeria. He also cannot deny to know if Nigeria has refineries, where they are located or if Nigeria's money goes there.

If a private individual can make a refinery work from scratch, thankfully, Tinubu doesn't have to start from scratch since there are already 4 standing refineries to touch up and get churning out petroleum products. Also, he has the country's war chest, the 469 legislative members and international relations to make it work.

These are the priorities, not watching Dangote trailers. We need to focus here. A better Nigeria is POssible.

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Politics / Re: Dear Nigerians, Dangote, Tinubu, NNPC & Marketers Played You by DesChyko: 6:03pm On Sep 15
Even if there was, it is a good thing we have a private refinery working and this was done by a single private individual. The government has no excuse. We have four refinery structures on ground. The government should get them up and running or privatise them to serious minded human beings unlike them.

Nah there we dey now. Dangote or No Dangote. The moment NNPCL plaster for front as sole retailer, pheeeeewwwwww.
Phones / Discovered This By Chance On My Nokia G20 (split Screen) by DesChyko: 5:29pm On Sep 15
I always knew Android could do Split screen. Around 10 years back when I was using Samsung S3 (the last Samsung I used), I could easily split screen from the home button. Many devices I used after then never had issues with finding the Split screen either. But this Nokia was the first device I couldn't see anywhere to split the screen.

That was until last month. For some reason, I long pressed one of the app icons under Recent Apps while trying to switch apps and it brought out the 'Split Top' option. After that, I selected the second app for the bottom and voila!

As someone who like using my phones to their highest capabilities, this is a W 😁😁. Below is an image of Chrome and VLC player, adjusted manually to show more of Chrome though🤭

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Crime / Man Lists All The Checkpoints On A Trip From Onitsha To Enugu (105 KM) by DesChyko: 3:32pm On Sep 15
The inordinate number of checkpoints on roads in Eastern Nigeria has always been a source of concern for commuters who complain of unnecessary delays and sometimes, extortion, as they go about their business on the roads. This gets worse in December.

An X user @RealOladuah took time to compile a list as he embarked on a journey from Onitsha to Enugu, a distance of 105KM. Here are his exact words:

Good morning, Nigeria

Security Checkpoints Along Onitsha To Enugu Expressway


Awkuzu Junction - ARMY
Awkuzu Junction - FRSC
Dunukofia LG Hqts - POLICE
Enugu Ukwu Junction - POLICE
Amawbia Junction - POLICE
Unizik Junction - ARMY
Mopol Base Awka Junction - POLICE
Prince and Princess Hostel front - ARMY
Amansea boundary - POLICE
Ugwuoba boundary - POLICE
Ugwuoba bridge - POLICE
Ugwuoba Junction - ARMY
Ugwuoba Junction - NDLEA
Ugwuoba Junction - FRSC
Ugwuoba Central - ARMY
Oji river Junction - ARMY 1
Oji River Junction - ARMY 2
Ezeagu Express - ARMY
Near Nkwo Ezeagu - POLICE
Near tiles factory - POLICE
Umumba Ndiuno express POLICE 1
Umumba Ndiuno express - POLICE 2
Nude express (approach to ninth mile) - POLICE
Ngwo express - ARMY
Ngwo express - ANTI TERROR SQUAD
Onyeama Hill (near refuse dump) - ARMY
Onyeama Hill (near coal mine) - ARMY
Abakpa interchange - POLICE
Abakpa Junction - FRSC

This amounts to an average of a checkpoint every 3.7KM.

https://www.threads.net/@voiceoftheeast/post/C_5pwB0s_qx

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Politics / Re: Abia Installed The First Ever Bus Stop Since Its Creation 33 Years Ago -photo by DesChyko: 12:38pm On Sep 15
shivisee:
Ojukwu the coward cross dresser...

Goal Goal & Ov 1.5

Game on.

Politics / Re: A Tale Of Two Official Government Handles: United States Vs Nigeria. by DesChyko: 12:29pm On Sep 15
IGBOPROMISE1:


Why is a federal gov't website being used to promote partisan activities!? Will they do same for PDP and LP as well!?

I actually went through all election/vote posts on the USAgov handle but I saw none beside general voting instructions, under Rep or Dem leadership. It's perplexing.

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