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Celebrities › Caption This Photo Of Anthony Joshua, Kevin Hart And Dwayne(the Rock) by Despacito(op): 8:48am On Oct 28, 2017

Health › Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by Despacito(op): 5:02am On Oct 27, 2017

Rukkydelta:
Have I offended in any way?
Please I'm married to Jesus

Lmfao...Jesus will understand tongue

Health › Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by Despacito(op): 7:18pm On Oct 26, 2017

SuperSuave:
What a funny thread man but it won't be funny if you're the one undergoing the test

I swear, bro. It ain't funny cheesy

Health › Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by Despacito(op): 5:44pm On Oct 26, 2017

SuperSuave:
Werey op

Na your story inspire this thread tongue

Health › Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by Despacito(op): 4:58pm On Oct 26, 2017

Divay22:

Why crying? I'll buy bobo for you, you hear? cheesy

Health › Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by Despacito(op): 4:41pm On Oct 26, 2017

Divay22:

Health › Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by Despacito(op): 4:31pm On Oct 26, 2017

AntiWailer:
Nice Meme response.

Thanks, sir grin

Health › Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by Despacito(op): 4:26pm On Oct 26, 2017

Headlesschicken:
Boredom x a bastard...

Aniker:
basic memes... lacks creativity

Now we are on frontpage...E pain them tongue

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Health › Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by Despacito(op): 4:17pm On Oct 26, 2017

Cc: lalasticlala, mynd44, farano

Health › Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by Despacito(op): 4:16pm On Oct 26, 2017

Aniker:
basic memes... lacks creativity

Ma'am/sir, that's the way out

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Health › Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by Despacito(op): 4:13pm On Oct 26, 2017

3days after checking your status, you are still calling yetunde to comman... grin

Pls, use condom when you want to do the do and stay safe....AIDS/HIV is real. grin

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Health › Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by Despacito(op): 4:09pm On Oct 26, 2017

Then on your way out, an aboki now come to advertise strong erectíon pill (burantashi) to you....you are like

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Health › Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by Despacito(op): 4:06pm On Oct 26, 2017

Then the nurse say "You are HIV negative" you are like

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Health › Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by Despacito(op): 4:03pm On Oct 26, 2017

You already accepted your fate and waiting for her to read the result

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Health › Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by Despacito(op): 4:00pm On Oct 26, 2017

Only for her to say she announced the malaria result first ...then you don't know whether to strangle her or rejoice

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Health › Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by Despacito(op): 3:58pm On Oct 26, 2017

Then the nurse announce the result and tell you that you are positive

You are like

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Health › Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by Despacito(op): 3:53pm On Oct 26, 2017

Then one aproko nurse comes in and telling you how she remained virgin till marriage and start consoling you when the result is not even out yet.

Then you are like....abi aye eleyi fe baje ni

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Health › Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by Despacito(op): 3:49pm On Oct 26, 2017

Then, the person that did his before you start crying after collecting his result...you are like

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Health › Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by Despacito(op): 3:48pm On Oct 26, 2017*

Then they start to lecture you on how to live with HIV and the dos and don'ts, then you are like

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Health › Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by Despacito(op): 3:46pm On Oct 26, 2017

Then you start counting all the number of ladies you've had unprotected sex with.

You are like
Sexybbstar, ladyF, Tasha, makydebbie, sekxy, blackhawk03, divay22, mhizesther, rukkydelta, lawlahdey ...are mogbe, the lust is countless

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Health › Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by Despacito(op): 3:41pm On Oct 26, 2017

1. When you reach the hospital to complain of having malaria only for the nurse to take your blood and say "we will be conducting HIV test for you".

You are like

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Romance › "As A Graduate, Would You Accept A Job Of N900,000 Monthly As A Gateman?" by Despacito(op): 12:43pm On Oct 15, 2017

Let's have your answer pls....A brother needs your opinion.

I just got the offer from chevron managing director grin

Music/Radio › Re: Despacito Hits 4 Billion Views On Youtube by Despacito: 12:37pm On Oct 15, 2017

Kimcutie:
The most-viewed worldwide song on YouTube has just reached a 4 billion milestone, according to Billboard, Despacito is the first video on YouTube to reach 4bn.

Despacito also topped Billboard Top 100 Chart for almost 3 weeks, currently it sits on 9th postion as American rapper, Cardi B takes the first position with her song titled "Bodak Yellow (Money Moves)".

According to statistics, Despacito may reach 5bn views before this year's ends, on viewing the video, it seems it has Adsense ads on it, which might have earned the singer $1m (estimated).

Source:- https://www.thearticle.com.ng/celebrity/17425/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJQP7kiw5Fk

Lalasticlala, Seun

Why mentioning my monicker? undecided

Romance › Re: Dedicate A Song To Your Ex by Despacito(op): 7:31pm On Sep 16, 2017

rebirthforgoody:
I don't think so.

Okk...if u say so.

Do you still think bou him? huh

Romance › Re: Dedicate A Song To Your Ex by Despacito(op): 7:25pm On Sep 16, 2017

adaksbullet:
SARS nl

We are looking forward to ur next single...when should we expect it? grin

Romance › Re: Dedicate A Song To Your Ex by Despacito(op): 7:13pm On Sep 16, 2017

rebirthforgoody:
Point of correction not all guys that cheat around..secondly I will never love a cheat because I don't cheat in relationship.

Lol

You are misquoting me, that's why I bolded the "almost" before giving my point.

Lets assume you've (probably) never cheated on him...I'm not trying to defend him ooo. Maybe u were the one that gave him a reason to cheat undecided

Romance › Re: Dedicate A Song To Your Ex by Despacito(op): 6:48pm On Sep 16, 2017

[quote author=rebirthforgoody post=60527547][/quote]Lol.

Almost all guys cheat na...he might still be in love wit u na grin

Romance › Re: Dedicate A Song To Your Ex by Despacito(op): 6:46pm On Sep 16, 2017

adaksbullet:
mine reel name his sars

Sars on the beat or SARS olopa? undecided

Romance › Re: Dedicate A Song To Your Ex by Despacito(op): 6:27pm On Sep 16, 2017

rebirthforgoody:
Ashawo by flavor.

Why ashawo? tongue

Romance › Re: Dedicate A Song To Your Ex by Despacito(op): 6:25pm On Sep 16, 2017

adaksbullet:
yh Im wrote 99.9% off his last abum title sound off the oder side

His finish witout mine back up

Really?.....uncu adak is great

But, he never acknowledge you na undecided

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