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Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by Despacito: 3:41pm On Oct 26, 2017
1. When you reach the hospital to complain of having malaria only for the nurse to take your blood and say "we will be conducting HIV test for you".


You are like

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Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by Despacito: 3:46pm On Oct 26, 2017
Then you start counting all the number of ladies you've had unprotected sex with.


You are like
Sexybbstar, ladyF, Tasha, makydebbie, sekxy, blackhawk03, divay22, mhizesther, rukkydelta, lawlahdey ...are mogbe, the lust is countless

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Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by Despacito: 3:48pm On Oct 26, 2017
Then they start to lecture you on how to live with HIV and the dos and don'ts, then you are like

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Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by Nobody: 3:48pm On Oct 26, 2017
Op I'm coming to get you

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Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by Despacito: 3:49pm On Oct 26, 2017
Then, the person that did his before you start crying after collecting his result...you are like

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Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by Despacito: 3:53pm On Oct 26, 2017
Then one aproko nurse comes in and telling you how she remained virgin till marriage and start consoling you when the result is not even out yet.



Then you are like....abi aye eleyi fe baje ni

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Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by Despacito: 3:58pm On Oct 26, 2017
Then the nurse announce the result and tell you that you are positive


You are like

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Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by Despacito: 4:00pm On Oct 26, 2017
Only for her to say she announced the malaria result first ...then you don't know whether to strangle her or rejoice

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Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by Aniker(f): 4:03pm On Oct 26, 2017
basic memes... lacks creativity

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Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by Despacito: 4:03pm On Oct 26, 2017
You already accepted your fate and waiting for her to read the result

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Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by Despacito: 4:06pm On Oct 26, 2017
Then the nurse say "You are HIV negative" you are like

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Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by oluwakayode25(m): 4:08pm On Oct 26, 2017
Okay those last images got me grin grin grin

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Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by Despacito: 4:09pm On Oct 26, 2017
Then on your way out, an aboki now come to advertise strong erectíon pill (burantashi) to you....you are like

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Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by Despacito: 4:13pm On Oct 26, 2017
3days after checking your status, you are still calling yetunde to comman... grin










Pls, use condom when you want to do the do and stay safe....AIDS/HIV is real. grin wink

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Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by Despacito: 4:16pm On Oct 26, 2017
Aniker:
basic memes... lacks creativity



Ma'am/sir, that's the way out

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Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by Despacito: 4:17pm On Oct 26, 2017
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Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by Headlesschicken(m): 4:19pm On Oct 26, 2017
undecided Boredom x a bastard...

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Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by Teewhy2: 4:25pm On Oct 26, 2017
If after announcing the result and you are about leaving the nurse says sorry sir, that result read was for another patient the name only look alike, (mistaken identity) and you still need to wait another 5 mins so that she could get your result from the lab.


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Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by iamleumas: 4:25pm On Oct 26, 2017
grin grin grin
What is dis world turning into self?? Premature pregnancy among youths...... Now even on fruits as u can see..... Hmm mm speechless... Guys what do u think about dis??

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Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by Houseofglam7(f): 4:25pm On Oct 26, 2017
Lol cheesy
Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by Nobody: 4:25pm On Oct 26, 2017
Must u mention all d girls u mentioned up there undecided

You guys gotta stop asslicking all these minors, most of them are are just clocking 18! Well, unless you guys are minors too undecided

Aniker:
basic memes... lacks creativity

Go and do ur own make we see undecided

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Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by AntiWailer: 4:25pm On Oct 26, 2017
Nice one grin

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Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by greatman247(m): 4:25pm On Oct 26, 2017
Lol, op wetin you think K go that side. Hehehehehh
Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by DIKEnaWAR: 4:26pm On Oct 26, 2017
I can't relate
Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by Mindfulness: 4:26pm On Oct 26, 2017
grin
Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by MorataFC: 4:26pm On Oct 26, 2017
mhizesther:
Op I'm coming to get you
miss world grin
Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by hezy4real01(m): 4:26pm On Oct 26, 2017
That blood sample own de fear like kilode
Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by Viking007(m): 4:26pm On Oct 26, 2017
Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by Despacito: 4:26pm On Oct 26, 2017
Headlesschicken:
undecided Boredom x a bastard...


Aniker:
basic memes... lacks creativity



Now we are on frontpage...E pain them tongue tongue

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Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by DanielsParker(m): 4:27pm On Oct 26, 2017
Despacito:
Then on your way out, an aboki now come to advertise strong erectíon pill (burantashi) to you....you are like


Lol.

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Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by GCFR95(m): 4:27pm On Oct 26, 2017
I can imagine... grin cheesy

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