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Phones › Re: Top 5 Smartphones Below 30K by Despacito: 8:18am On Jul 02, 2017

Tiny23:
What network do you use?

I use etisalat.

And I can't minimise in peace without the app reloading again...frustrating angry

Phones › Re: Top 5 Smartphones Below 30K by Despacito: 8:05am On Jul 02, 2017

Tiny23:
Gulping data? How,pls?

I already used 1.5gb in 4days without downloading angry

I only use Nairaland and whatsapp o....facebook? Once in a blue moon angry

Phones › Re: Top 5 Smartphones Below 30K by Despacito: 7:50am On Jul 02, 2017

I bought my l8lite 5days ago @3chub ikeja at the rate of 29,500

But the phone is gulping data and I can use usb cable to transfer files angry

Cc: carlcaresophia , carlcare

Crime › Re: 3 Badoo Members Caught In The Early Hours Of Today In Ikorodu Burnt To Death by Despacito: 6:28am On Jul 02, 2017*

when they finish setting all the residents ablaze they will find badoo himself.

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Crime › Re: Lady Pours Acid On 17yr Old Girl She Said She Saw In Dream Snatch Her Hubby(pics by Despacito: 6:22am On Jul 02, 2017

This is barbaric.

That woman should be hang to death and face the firing squad at the same time angry

Celebrities › Re: Davido Starting His 30billion World Tour_in Copenhagen Denmark(photo+video) by Despacito: 6:17am On Jul 02, 2017

See him beard like dish sponge undecided

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Romance › Re: Banana Fall On You by Despacito: 11:46pm On Jul 01, 2017

chainsaws fall on all of you angry

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Romance › Re: Nairalanders Drop Their Singles About Airforce1 And His Ways by Despacito: 10:59pm On Jul 01, 2017

itsJude:
i dey watch nat geo wild be like say i just see lion dey chase ur babe

Na wa that antelope sabi run ooooo

Lol, wickedness grin

Romance › Re: Nairalanders Drop Their Singles About Airforce1 And His Ways by Despacito: 10:57pm On Jul 01, 2017

NP: DJ kaywise ft dotman - RESPEK cheesy

DJ Khaled ft Justin Bieber, quavo, chance the rapper, Lil Wayne - I'm the one

The weekend - I feel it coming

Bruno Mars - that's what I like

Future - mask off

Luis fonsi ft Justin Bieber and Daddy Yankee grin

Oops, my bad, This is not music section embarassed

Romance › Re: Nairalanders Drop Their Singles About Airforce1 And His Ways by Despacito: 9:49pm On Jul 01, 2017

WTF!!!

This is fantabulous grin

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Romance › Re: When?? by Despacito: 9:28pm On Jul 01, 2017

habdulafeez:
its baffling for one to always have ladies of the other religion as marriageable prospects when in reality the preference has always being for Muslim ladies. oh Allah, where are the pious ladies.
#findingmissingribs

Np: Micheal Jackson - speechless

Romance › Re: 12 Signs It Is Time To Walk Out Of That Relationship by Despacito: 6:02pm On Jul 01, 2017

Divay22:
Number one does it for me...
My happiness is my number one priority.

Hello girl undecided

Can I get to know you?

Romance › Re: 12 Signs It Is Time To Walk Out Of That Relationship by Despacito: 5:59pm On Jul 01, 2017

6 comments and this is already on homepage?
"person know person " at work

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Phones › Re: Heeeelp!!! by Despacito(op): 5:42pm On Jul 01, 2017

SUPERPACK:
try another cable, what browser do you use

Chrome, opera and phoenix.

It just won't respond

Romance › Re: Meet Mr And Mrs Airforce1 by Despacito: 5:36pm On Jul 01, 2017

You send her Yansh on an errand?

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Phones › Re: Heeeelp!!! by Despacito(op): 5:28pm On Jul 01, 2017

SUPERPACK:
did u use original data transfer cable?
check the ram capacity.

Yeah.

Even the options appeared, but it won't just respond

The capacity is 1gb

Cc: carlcaresophia, carlcare

Romance › Re: Do You Welcome A White Woman To Your Country ? by Despacito: 5:26pm On Jul 01, 2017

igborubausa:
out of politeness, I have to respond. and you have not yet told me, whether I should come to Nigeria or Ghana ? which one is more desirable . if I want sex and money ?

Romance › Re: Do You Welcome A White Woman To Your Country ? by Despacito: 5:20pm On Jul 01, 2017

igborubausa:
do you still want to check my fair skin fingers , before you humble yourself ?

Can you just pls, FÜCK OFF MY MENTION

Romance › Re: Vanida6 Is This Truly You? by Despacito: 5:17pm On Jul 01, 2017

If that's definitely vanida, Then we need to do this

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Phones › Heeeelp!!! by Despacito(op): 5:04pm On Jul 01, 2017

My 5days old tecno L8 lite is gulping data and I can't minimise without the application reloading again not to forget that the phone is not responding to USB media transfer or USB tethering cry

, I cant select anything except "charge only"

Pls help my situation oooo

Romance › Re: Do You Welcome A White Woman To Your Country ? by Despacito: 4:57pm On Jul 01, 2017

igborubausa:
'

but I indeed have a job offer from Ghana. and I am trying my luck to win a better offer from Nigeria. I guess that salary will be 100 times higher than yours.

but, anyway, I look on black boys more than the money I can earn in your country.

Abi ori eleyi Fe buru ni?

Fück off my mention, gäy âss niggä

White lady my foot.

It's almost time to take your drugs and remember you have an appointment with the doctor after church tomorrow

Romance › Re: Guys,would You Dress Like This For $100? by Despacito: 4:42pm On Jul 01, 2017

100 x 375 = #37,500 ?

Even if I craze I no go still where am undecided

Romance › Re: Do You Welcome A White Woman To Your Country ? by Despacito: 4:37pm On Jul 01, 2017

igborubausa:
am I not clear ?

I am on my way to Africa. at least I am half way in Africa. 50% I will be in Ghana , and strike some romance with the sexy boys over there.

but how do Nigerian hot boys think of this ?

do they eager for a white woman more ?

The federal ministry of health must hear this Cus how can a psychiatric hospital leave their cage open and let a crazy ~~man~~ woman roam the street?

He/she even gat a phone with him/her ?

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Romance › Re: Men Read This Very Important!!!(exclusively Baby)redb by Despacito: 4:16pm On Jul 01, 2017

All these for men?

Issokay

Romance › Re: How Do I Help Her Move On, Forget About Me And Love Her New Man 100% by Despacito: 1:26pm On Jul 01, 2017

Holy shít

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