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I think dis guy is depressed and frustrated.. He needs to be watched

If i had tried to read this news, it would av taken me 2hrs n 10mins also... Thank God i didnt even try

People who dnt like good things are called .... AFONJAS

First falz.. Now adekunle gold.. Simi, kwantinua

Mavin1:
If football was Nigerian movie, one day thunder will just strike and C. Ronaldo will fall on the pitch and start shouting "i will confess!!!, I will confess!!! Pls o i will talk o, i tied kaka and made him lose form"
Spectators: heyyyyyyyyy!!!! !!! Ronaldo continues: "I also used the charm I got from agwo turu mbe
in Portugal to tie Bale, to make sure he doesn't shine better than me"
Ronaldo coughs and continues : Please forgive me, I cursed the
Jersey number 7 in ManUtd so that any player that wears it will become a dummy like Michael Owen, Anthony Valencia, Memphis Depay. Plz don't give that Jersey to Rashford
unless......

Spectators:heyyyyyyyyyyy!! !!!
Coach: ALU!!!! ABOMINATION!!! !!

Ronaldo continues:when I heard we were about to buy Pogba, I made sure he did not come to Madrid, but as a stubborn black man, he had to leave, so I made him useless and sent him to my former club ☹☹
☹☹
Spectators:heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
yyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!
Coach:Come and be going
Man utd president:what did we do to
deserve this?

Ronaldo continues : I made real madrid sack mourinho because the man was trying to find my secret "i tried to kill Messi with frustration in copa America and also Taking
him to jail"" but it was the gods backfired now."" my body is burning fire ooo fire ooo i have confessed i have confessed ooo
Spectators: heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!! Tufiakwa!!!!
Messi will just come in with bible and chaplet in his hands, he will hear the last statement and start crying, then the background music will start
Playing
"Uwam o chai Uwam O uwa eeh O Uwam Gini kam mere yah.. "
Then Iniesta, Dembele and Suarez will start consoling him.
Coach:Oya let me come and be going
Ed Woodward: what did we do to deserve this?....
TO GOD BE THE GLORY!! #Copied

guy wetin b ur problem na?? D tramadol neva clear? Y u dy bring ur own post inside another pesin post?

Afonja

I love Obi mikel's off d pitch life... He is a very cordinated home boy

If u like, go and live there.. One thing I can assure u is... Nobody here in south south n south east will miss you.. Home or abroad, u n ur gov't have chosen to inflict suffering on us... Bt d 'end is near'

And u started d thread with... 'isn't these amazing' No they are amazinizing... Yimu!

Nawaoo.. News from rivers state on nairaland are always scary.. Sometimes i dy wonda if na dsame Port harcourt i dey

Beta soup na money cook am

R I P to d dead... May this sort of death not be our portion..

Wetin b all those red things for dia body?

.

Since 2009 when I discovered xvideos.com, nude pics no longer freaks me out.. That site has got quite a collection

D response is long overdue
from d day I was born, I knew i was going to be a record breaker... Join me celebrate my very first FTC on nairaland..
First FTC with nokia java fone n glo sim... Lala n seun, bring my award ASAP

ritababe:
cus I love stroking cl'it on Biafra thread.

clit stroker... Hehehehe

One day, nigeria will be very peaceful again n we wont hear abt biafra... Future imposible tense

Omo dis Nnamdi Kanu lawyer eh... Every day must be a busy n hectic on for him

Happy bday #legend

Linda ikeji huzband

Wia r d fake nudes

Dia papa

KunkAcid:



If not for the toes, that leg looks like roasted bush meat.

Tiv women are insatiable and very renouned for cheating.

That rotten leg is the wages of her adulterous lifestyle. The naiive husband is there calling for help, when he should be drinking mugs of palm wine in celebration of his soon to be widower status.

He should start looking out for his neighbour's daughter from Gboko as replacement.

shataap if u no get wetin to talk.. Jeez! U nor dy pity pesin?

Ur wife is healed in jesus name!... Amen

To be very honest with you eh.... NIGERIA DON TAYA ME

It is important to note... One is d son of a responsible football legend n d other, d daughter of a top music baby daddy.. As they grow, nature will tk its course.. They will split

One of d fastest growing industries in d world... The BABY MAMA industriy.. Wehdone!!!

Nothing come out

Tell me one thing dat doesn't happen in EDO