Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / NewStats: 3,152,721 members, 7,816,971 topics. Date: Friday, 03 May 2024 at 09:39 PM |
Nairaland Forum / Destiny4fame's Profile / Destiny4fame's Posts
(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (11) (12) (of 12 pages)
Jokes Etc / 10 Reasons Why Jonathan Should Be Dismissed As The Class Captain by Destiny4fame(m): 8:34am On Mar 07, 2015 |
TEACHER: Jonathan 2+8? JONATHAN: March 28, Sir. TEACHER: This boy, I wonder how dull you are. Did I ask you for the Election date?. Sit down! (turns to a female pupil) You Patience, solve this problem. PATIENCE: Sir no bi me start d problem. Na Jega, dat boy weh de sit by d door. Make you sendam out, d problem go solve be dat. TEACHER: If I send him out, what will I do to dull pupils like Jonathan and you? PATIENCE : Make you allow us repeat class, Sir. BUHARI: (Raises hand and cuts in) Ankle, Don't agree sir. They'll always pail. Dismiss them. The answer is 10. TEACHER: Very good! But give me 10 reasons why Jonathan should be dismissed, first. Remember he's stillthe class captain. BUHARI: 1. He never speak the truth. 2. He is wicket. 3. He never ware shoes to the school. 4. He cheats. 5.He sold all the bulbs in this classroom, that's why we can't read when it is dark. 6. He dances even when the class is in trouble. 7. He over sleeps. 8. He keeps rats in the same box we keep our monthly kwantributions. 9. He doesn't take correction and 10. Hates to be advised. TEACHER: Class, what Buhari listed are bad qualities of a leader. So I will give you the chance to choose another class captain before the end of March. Is that okay? MANY: Yes sir!!, it is okay sir. Patience: Deriz God oo 1 Like |
Literature / Re: 1985.... 1987.... 2014--[a Crime Story] by Destiny4fame(m): 11:11pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
Eee be lyk say jimmy dey kraxe abi.....If I shud lay ma hands on him ehn,he wil knw say White Hart lane is different from the new wembley stadium..... |
Education / Re: 2015/2016 Direct Entry Admission Obafemi Awolowo University, Ile-ife by Destiny4fame(m): 4:54am On Mar 02, 2015 |
Hi,wanna ask if I can study G&C without a Lit-in-Eng credit pass in Eng.... Had mathematics,Eng,Govt,Economics,Yoruba nd 3.95 in ma NCE result.....fenks |
Phones / Re: How Many Years Old Is Your Present SIM card? Mine Is 8years Old by Destiny4fame(m): 11:08pm On Mar 01, 2015 |
Started Using mine in da year 09 nd av retrieved it abt 3 times.... |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Barcelona: UCL (1 - 2) On 24th February 2015 by Destiny4fame(m): 10:29pm On Feb 24, 2015 |
I av always knw dis...Barca wil always send somebody out....OUCH....Jose Mourinho said it all 'If U wanna play against FCB,train wit 10 men... 1 Like |
Literature / Re: Generation To Generations... by Destiny4fame(m): 11:11pm On Feb 19, 2015 |
I'd be an ingrate if I dnt say dis.... Dis story was undoubtedly superb....I wish U d best in da future...nd I pray dat may ur brain neva be rendered jobless...More mb to ur mobile.... |
Romance / Re: What Will You Do If Your Partner Denies U Of Sex On Your Wedding Night by Destiny4fame(m): 5:13pm On Feb 14, 2015 |
sameer1212:Av U consider fatigue...she might be tired.. |
Romance / Re: What Will You Do If Your Partner Denies U Of Sex On Your Wedding Night by Destiny4fame(m): 4:55pm On Feb 14, 2015 |
sameer1212:Wanna cheat on ur wyf....I fear for U oooo |
Romance / Re: What Will You Do If Your Partner Denies U Of Sex On Your Wedding Night by Destiny4fame(m): 4:53pm On Feb 14, 2015 |
zyzxx: |
Romance / What Will You Do If Your Partner Denies U Of Sex On Your Wedding Night by Destiny4fame(m): 4:46pm On Feb 14, 2015 |
The wedding night is believed to be veryimportant for newly-weds to lay the foundation of their sex lives. In fact, a man once lamented that he had to call his mother-in-law to call his wife out because the latter had refused to have sex with him on their wedding night. He said he had to resort to that after his newly-wed bride refused to yieldto him after much persuasion. In the light ofthis,...I asked how you would feel if your partner deprived you of sex on your wedding night....Your thoughts... |
Politics / Important Message As Elections Draw Nearea.. by Destiny4fame(m): 3:00pm On Jan 25, 2015 |
IMPORTANT MESSAGE: 2015 ELECTION IS JUST FEW DAYS TO GO AND THERE ARE FIGHTS EVERYWHERE, KILLING OF INNOCENT PEOPLE,KIDNAPPING, HERE ARE SOME TIPS THAT CAN GUIDE YOU 1)DONT KEEP LATE NIGHTS 2)MAKE SURE YOU TELL YOUR FAMILY EXACTLY WHERE YOU ARE GOING TO 3)ANYWHERE YOU ARE BE AT ALERT 4)PICK EVERY CALL BECAUSE THE PERSON MIGHT WANT TO TELL YOU WHAT WILL SAVE YOUR LIFE 5)EAT OR DRINK ONLY AT TRUSTED PEOPLES HOUSE 6)PRAY BEFORE YOU ENTER A BUS AND BE SENSITIVE EVEN WHEN IN IT 7)DONT B A POLITICAL THUG ONCE YOU SENSE FIGHT IS ABOUT TO START,PICK YOUR THINGS AND RUN 9)DONT GET INVOLVED IN STUDENT PROTEST(AT LEAST FOR NOW 10)NIGHT PARTIES ARE EXTREMELY DANGEROUS FOR NOW. PLEASE PASS THIS INFORMATION TO EVERYBODY EVEN YOUR FRIENDS THAT U DNT TALK TO AGAIN BECAUSE THIS IS ABOUT LIFE AND DEATH,POST ON YOUR FACEBOOK PAGE,TWITTER AND OTHER SOCIAL SITES,MESSAGE YOUR PPLE# |
Culture / Re: Some Common Misconceptions Nigerians Have About Other Nigerians. by Destiny4fame(m): 9:41pm On Jan 06, 2015 |
Dat every muslim is wicked nd an extrimist 2 Likes |
Literature / Re: All In A Circle.....(A crime story) by Destiny4fame(m): 6:34pm On Dec 27, 2014 |
Nice one bro,bt terrorist don't talk easily lyk dat nd besides,I hop U kelvin dnt get caught easily.......kip it coming... |
Literature / Re: All In A Circle.....(A crime story) by Destiny4fame(m): 11:45pm On Dec 25, 2014 |
Infact......U're da boom!!! Dis Is d first tym I wil be making a comment here......Kelvin fumbled,anyways,dats wat terrorists were made of.....even if its dia wyf..... Keep d good job up bro....more mb to ur fone |
Sports / Best And Worst Moment As A Football Fan by Destiny4fame(m): 8:37am On Dec 22, 2014 |
Gd day brothers and sisters who are lovers of the round leather called FOOTBALL.....I was in my crib watching some football clip and I realised I've been heartbroken,disappointed nd I av also been made proud nd elated by my darling team So,I came by this idea to ask wat your best and worst moment was while supporting ur football club...... Starting wit mine...as a chelsea fan,my best moment was Camp Nou 2012 wen El-nino past thru valdez which got Us to Munich nd my worst moment was stamford bridge 2009 nd andres iniesta's shot stopped US from getting to Wembley...... Share urs. |
Sports / Real Sociedad Appoint Moyes by Destiny4fame(m): 7:47am On Nov 11, 2014 |
Real Sociedad have appointed former Everton and Manchester United manager David Moyes as their new coach, the Basque outfit revealed on their website late on Monday night. Moyes was the Spanish side's top target after previous coach Jagoba Arrasate was sacked earlier this month, but negotiations dragged on over the weekend and former Betis boss Pepe Mel was waiting in the wings to take over if a deal for the Scot fell through. Real Sociedad had said that a successor to Arrasate would be named on Monday, however, and the Basque outfit confirmed the 51-year-old's appointment on their website. "Real Sociedad have reached an agreement with David Moyes to be the club's first-team coach until June 30, 2016," a short statement read. The club added that details of the Scot's unveiling as coach and the names of his backroom staff would be revealed on Tuesday. Moyes, whose turbulent 10-month spell at Manchester United came to an end in April, becomes the highest-paid coach in the club's history with wages of around €2m per year. Real beat champions Atletico Madrid 2-1 on Sunday to move out of the relegation zone and are currently 15th in La Liga, with just nine points from their opening 11 games. |
Literature / Re: My Husband......... by Destiny4fame(m): 11:41pm On Nov 05, 2014 |
Infact.words are unable to express ma joy for dis young woman.....at last,God puts joy into d smith's life..... I pray d joy last longer nd dat tins neva take anoda dimension.....I also pray for every family seeking for d fruit of d womb dat may Almighty Allah provide for dem..... Fenks,anty FLAKKY 5 Likes |
Literature / Re: Siblings............. by Destiny4fame(m): 2:26am On Sep 23, 2014 |
Shey dis adesuwa dey craze ni..abi wetin be her problem?Na she wan marry her bwoda....Ee be lyk say she get mental for head.....Thumbs up jarwe sista Flakky.....more mb to ur for nd more oil to ur brain...........Fenks |
Sports / Thibaut Courtois Has Signed A Newfive-year Contract With Chelsea by Destiny4fame(m): 6:12pm On Sep 11, 2014 |
Having replaced Petr Cech as the Blues' No.1 goalkeeper this season, the 22-year-old has now put pen to paper on a new five-year contract to stay at Stamford Bridge Thibaut Courtois has signed a new five-year contract with Chelsea.The club has announced in August that the 22- year-old was set to commit his future to the Blues in a deal which would see his wages rise to £90,000-a-week, having been confirmed as the club's new No.1 goalkeeper. And Courtois, who has started all of Chelsea's games ahead of Petr Cech so far this season, is relieved to finally confirm that he will remain at Stamford Bridge for the long-term. "I'm very happy with this new deal. It's really nice to have signed this new contract for five years," the Belgian told the club's official website. "My future was already sorted but it's nice to know I'm going to be here for another five years and now I can just concentrate on playing games." Signed from Genk in 2011, Courtois spent three years on loan with Atletico Madrid, winning Copa del Rey and La Liga and establishing himself as one of the world's finest goalkeepers.
|
Literature / Re: Unfulfilled Promises By Audrey Timms by Destiny4fame(m): 12:20am On Sep 07, 2014 |
If I dnt do dis,definitely,I am an enemy of progress....I av seen dis on NL a while,bt was jst looiking ova it until som1 talked abt it on T-Dan's thread,dat was wen I noticed it....It took me ova 3 days to get here....bt I av to say U're jst wonderful...rili loved dis story....everything abt it....Av read a lot of stories here bt....dis is Extremely Incredible....Thumbs up.....Hope to see more of ur work....wishing U sukses now nd 4eva moreeeeee........DESTINY |
Politics / Electricity Situation by Destiny4fame(m): 7:00pm On Sep 04, 2014 |
The Nigerian government said power supply in dis country wil improve before the end of dis year....and it seems so... The question is,what is the situation of power suply in your area..... Mine has improved a lot....
|
Jokes Etc / Meaning Of Car Names.. by Destiny4fame(m): 10:37pm On Aug 23, 2014 |
Cars do have meanings: BMW: Brings Me Women. FIAT: Failure in Italian Automotive Technology. FORD: For Only Rough Drivers. HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive. VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object. PORSCHE: Proof Of Rich Spoilt Children Having Everything. OPEL: Old People Enjoying Life TOYOTA: The One You Only Trust, Always. GOLF/GTI: Girls Only Love Fun / Get Them Inside HONDA: Hanged Over, Now Driving Away. You can give more names of other cars in the comment box below... |
Literature / Re: ........rebbecca......... by Destiny4fame(m): 1:50pm On Aug 19, 2014 |
Dis is GREAT......such a good writer U are nd I pray U find joy,apiness nd greatness doing dis.... Also,pls,finish d story "my husband".......fenks a lot.... |
Literature / Re: ........rebbecca......... by Destiny4fame(m): 9:06pm On Aug 18, 2014 |
Thumbs up sista Flakky.... |
Jokes Etc / Polluting In Public Places by Destiny4fame(m): 9:15am On Aug 17, 2014 |
This issue is generating a lot of issues in my crib right now... How do you feel when people pollute the air in your presence and what is the feeling like when you pollute in public.... |
Sports / Mourinho Kicks Off Premier League Mind Games With Wenger Jibe The Chel by Destiny4fame(m): 10:45am On Aug 16, 2014 |
The Chelsea boss says he is under more pressure than any other manager because "some have 10 years to win something" or "arrive on time to collect the fruits off their trees" Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho has kicked off the Premier League campaign with a thinly veiled jibe at Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger, suggesting he was afforded 10 years to win a trophy. Mourinho arrived back at Stamford Bridge last summer but insisted towards the end of the 2013-14 campaign that his squad were not ready to win the title. And now he feels he is under more pressure to deliver success than any of his colleagues. "Why? Some have 10 years to win something, I have only two," he told reporters on Friday. Wenger famously oversaw a nine-year trophy drought at the Gunners, ending with their FA Cup victory in May, but has not won the Premier League in a decade and was branded a "specialist in failure" by Mourinho last season. The Portuguese then went on to hit out at other managers, perhaps old rivals Manuel Pellegrini and Pep Guardiola, suggesting they have benefited from good work by their predecessors. “I’m not a very intelligent guy to choose teams,” he added. “I like to work. I like to build. I don’t like easy jobs. I don’t like to get clubs worked by other managers before me. I don’t like to arrive on time to collect the fruits off their trees. “When I went to Porto, the season before they had been fifth. When I went to Madrid, where was Madrid? Where was Inter before I went there? And I came to Chelsea [last season] at a moment when one team was over and another needed to be born – and at the same time I came to the only league where four, five, six can compete for the title. “At the end of the season you, the supporters and the players will judge my work. And most important, my boss, my owner, my board will judge my work.” Pellegrini took over Manchester City last summer after the club had finished second and first in their previous two seasons, while Guardiola inherited Jupp Heynckes' treble-winning Bayern Munich squad. Dem don begin again oooo 1 Like |
Romance / Re: A Thread For The Dark And Handsome Guys Of Nairaland by Destiny4fame(m): 11:15am On Aug 14, 2014 |
Proud to be BLACK.... |
Literature / Re: The Complete Assassin by Destiny4fame(m): 3:06pm On Aug 08, 2014 |
U're d MAN.... |
Sports / Didi Drogba Retires From International Football by Destiny4fame(m): 2:51pm On Aug 08, 2014 |
Chelsea Legend Didier Drogba has retired from international footbal.....Here is a statement released from drogba regarding his international retirement..... Wishing him luck in d remnant of his year....
|
Literature / Re: ........rebbecca......... by Destiny4fame(m): 11:10pm On Aug 04, 2014 |
Eeeh......wen get to d river we shal find a way to cross it... |
Romance / Re: Ladies And First Love by Destiny4fame(m): 10:55pm On Aug 03, 2014 |
Am not saying all.....but majority.. |
(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (11) (12) (of 12 pages)
(Go Up)
Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 49 |