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Can it replace vaseline,my vsln is finished n a new movie was just released on x*i*eo.com

Well it not that hard, download the font "TYPOGRAPHY PRO" it free and just a few kbs,
If you are doing it for print, make sure your photoshop colour is changed to CMYK, you can change it when you are creating d new page

NOTE: I'm assuming you know where most functions in photoshop are.
1) Specify file size and create document

2) Change background to black using paint bucket tool

3) Type in your text using TYPOGRAPHY PRO or any font you want.
The 7-gun can be created in illustrator and imported.
Duplicate the text and set both text to the same text colour, do same to d 7-gun.

4)Now the hard part, wish I could post pics buh currently typing wif phone, will post later,

Right click your text and fiddle with the layer style, you should apply a slight inner shadow, coloroverlay of gold(yellow-orange) region and just fiddle till you get d right settings your should most probalbly only need to touch inner shadow, inner and outer glow, color overlay, set d shadows clour to a darker orange, set its opacity low, set d glow settings low as well to get a subtle effect, use eyesight judgement and be creative

5)Copy layer style to both texts and guns, right click and copy.... Right click n paste.

6) Now photoshop takes wahever is ontop as priority, so take the lower text, go to filters at d top and apply a liquidfy effect to it, let it suite your taste, make it come down and up, use d pit for reference, do same to d gun.

7)Now go to filters and select blur, select motin blur and set d direction to left, select both lower gun and text and apply to them. You should have a fairly acurate result right now. Will be bck wen I put on my laptop .

SIDE NOTE:1 If you go online a lot , chances are adobe will want to update itself, go to ur firewall setting in windows and go to allow apps through firewall, make sure you uncheck any box that has a relation to adobe programs, any adobe u see just uncheck it

2)If you are using simple server, sorry, I'Ve nt been able to configure the torrent app for simple server

3)Instructions are to be followed DIRECTLY if you wish to have a cracked version working properly, make sure to read the .txt file FIRST before installing anytin.

4)Check online on how you can increase your torrent download speed, update your trackers(just check online)
TESTIMONIES:
Through tis method, iv been able to get virtually all my Files in dis life, iv been able to dload through torrent:

PES 2015(last year october)
ADOBE illustrator cs6(last year oct)
ADOBE photoshop cs6(last year oct)
ADOBE after effects cs6(march dis year)
ADOBE premier pro cs6(may)
Sims 4(oct last year)
Naruto season 1-current(may)
Family guy season 12(may)
Element 3d, optical flares, magic bullet suite, red giant suite, for after effects(mar-aprl)
AUTODESK 3ds studio max 2015 (last night)

Disclaimer: PLEASE SUPPORT THE OFFICIAL APPS AND BUY IF YOU LIKE THE TORRENT. THESE TORRENT ARE MEANT TO TEST IF YOU LIKE THE APP

Let me explain some tins you'll see, seeds are people who have the files on their computer n leeches are ppl currently downloading that file ..... You'll understand better wen you see it, now what I do (use a laptop mind you, these files are in Gigabyte) is click on the seed tab to see the file with the highest seed, high seed means a good download speed, but b careful, if the leech is high as well you go sweat.

Mainly, you should be looking for a file with a large file size, high seed to leech ratio,as this denotes a good file, if d leech is high no p, your nt d only 1 downloading, just make sure seed is higher dan leech.

So click the adobe illustrator cc file or any oda 1(make sure you download one that has crackk!!), download the torrent, it no more than a few kbs, the real download starts when you open up bit torrent, and locate the ".torrent" file you just downloaded , depending on the size, and your bandwidth speed, this could take a while so just leave it, it can be paused if you want to do oda tins, note that torrent file downloads the file from all d seeds(I.e) all ppl who have d file in their computer world wide and connected online nd actively sharing the file..... So once your download is complete, you become a 'seed' also you can deactivate sharing to save data.

Now b4 u think these processes are long, its not, just download bit torrent.exe , download torrent file, download real file......

I prefer this because I don't need to register, take a survey, or b limited to 200 kb per s.

Bcareful though, if you see adobe illustrator of less than 1 gb, it probalbly anoda file, adobe illustrator Is a large file, I got cs6 and don't think its less than 1.2gb, so bcareful nt to dload a virus.

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You most likely installed it in trial mode, or you downloaded a trial version from adobe ....... While I do not support cracking, the price at which adobe sells these things are quite high...... Well they are professional programs anyway

1) You can either get an free vector based program like inkscape, affinity designer, svg edit etc

2)Buy adobe illustrator I repeat BUY

3). Ok..... I usually don't stress myself with cracking, you can find a crack online, but you have to find one for your exact version .... You have to check 'About' in d program and then get the version number, download the crack for that EXACT version.This method I can't guarantee and since the crack is a small file, it increases the chance of downloading a virus, you'll just download and suprise, you can't find any file, virus don enter, that why I prefer d next method (also May not work as updates and patches from adobe may fix exploits)

4) Oda sites also host these files but I prefer torrent as those sites can be forced to delete em, torrent sites are like black market, they arnt legal so. They can't be forced to do anytin except dey are closed PERMANENTLY, as long as torrent sites exist the file can never be locked out and all you need is to grab d .torrent file and boom, nobody can interrupt your download except MTN network.

Simply redownload a cracked version from a torrent site..... Now this is a bit complicated, first of you need a torrent downloader, Bittorrent is what I use and love, download, then go to (piratebay) or (kickass torrent) these sites change their domain name almost every month so search through google like so [adobe illustrator kickass or piratebay], I use kickass often.

So 1 group in ND are praising buhari, anoda group is condemning ...... #watching n sipping bobo

jephri:
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maka why na, it is not fair o

Hmm
If only d pressure jona gave em in those 6 wks had continued, boko would hv been severely weakened by now ......... Hoping Buhari's meeting wit Obama brings about a change in dis issue.

1) Dirty girls, at least clean dat area ,ur bra n clothes 2) Immature humorless girls
3) Those that try 2 play smart by multi-dating (lol)

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mykl01:
People chanting war have not seen war. Igbo's have no leaders and no trust for each other. The part to self determination starts with regional integration but how can you integrate a failed state like Abia under TA Orji to a stagnant state like Imo under Rochas? See how Lagos and Ogun are coming together, it's because they are vibrant states. If you can get ourselves together, people will envy you and want to be like you , want to join you. You also need politicians who have the masses interest at heart like Mbakwe of old,( not TV advertisers and 419 Land Grabbers). Biafra is not yet viable my brothers and until you work on it, it will be an exercise in futility. And if you care to insult after reading, chetakwa na abu'm nwa afó mara ihe ana arú.

haha, no insult, on d oda hand I understand you fully, co operation is needed in igbo land.

tsdarkside:
pahhhhh....if igbos don't make up 99% of the population,then its not igbo land and they are minorities!!!!!

lol, I'm just giving dem leverage na......even saw I map with bayelsa as igbo land..... Bayelsa wey na Ijaw get.



Abeg o all
1) I neither support nor hate biafra, if it should come, so b it but let it not take d south south with it

2) Most so called igbos in south south are mixtures of two tribes most times.

In oda news, despite the warning I can clearly see as I type this post "please don't make racist bla bla" seun and mods now push these sort of thread to Fp to generate money and traffic ......

Nairaland should not be used as a medium to incite hate and destruction upon a nation, if anybody wishes to be free, you can do it without hate speeches.....

Funny how in school I get along with almost all the igbo ppl in my class, my igbo lecturers, my igbo housemates off campus and some are here spewing rubbish.....

It is true though, once you are educated, you fight for freedom in a sensible way, not d idiotic yoruba and igbo chest beaters we hv online, hiding behind d oNline veil

kkokoma:
As all pro Biafrains have been saying "Every people reserve the inalienable right to self determination, and should be allowed to pursue their own freedom, progress and development." So Do not mention the South South as part of Biafra. The Ibo Biafra is a landlocked Nation. if they try to appropriate the south south, then they are trying to do the same thing they accuse the Nigerian nation of.

Be very clear, non ibos want no part of the Biafra thing. its not by force!

bros I hail thee, you are on point, d fact that we hv igbos in. Rivers, delta, bayelsa and edo does not mean we are biafrans in total, if igbos don't make up 50% of the population, then its not igbo land and they are minorities.

tsdarkside:
who hate igbos..?? i dont care....so long they dont make things more difficult than it already is.....

i dont want to die....sooo,this biafra nonesense must stop....

btw...warri is not igbo...my mother is from warri...she doesnt speak a word igbo.......

bro I just want em to leave edo and delta alone.... Imagine d trouble ill be passing through if I'm coming from lag to delta

If Igbos wish to leave, I hold nothing against em, my opinion still stands that let's settle all differences in Nigeria, get d country in d right path b4 dey leave, I would not want a situation in which after d igbos leave, d hate btw NG and biafra would lead to war btw d two countries

To those shouting online, the path to biafra is one that will that a long time, through diplomatic talk and understanding

The path nnamdi kanu is taking will only bring about destruction, the igbos have been too secluded in their region, if some venture out, enter into d higher rank of d govt them dey can start there. The igbos shouldn't cry foul when they don't see any of their politicians in principal govt offices, due to d fact that frankly arnt many igbo politicians.

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#Odua nation ........... Fun awon eniran wa ,
#OmodeltaAtiYoruba

karllemah44:
im sayin dat i fink u r as ugly as a werewolf


















#na joke i dey

omo u never watch twilight, teen wolf , etc them werewolfs are hot o, even MJ be werewolf for thriller na, use anoda thing classify d guy.

I tire 4 nairaland ppl sha, on 1 side d 'murdered eng family members' on d oda the ppl insulting ........ First of OP if the names are cut off then no p,

Guy run o, if u enter, na beginning of d end b dat for u o, u go become perpetual supplier of knack
As she says, she's confused, so simply use an indirect method to tell her to 'Bleep off and face marriage' no matter what don't invite her over for a "chat" o, even if your hrt is clean, well ..... U know women.

And I believe you've told you a thousand times, even science don tak am, ''human beings are incapable of being just friends'' cut contact with her, as it's clear 1 of you still has feelings for d oda. Delete whatsapp, number,

In short just start anew away from her and if death threat dey shake you, baba give her middle finger and tell her you won't miss her, she will PROBABLY rethink.

docphresh:
What of gprs, cause I do remember vividly then. . We used to say small g and big G . Then when network cums, a small box envelops the small g and then u know u r browsing.. after a while edge came.. And if yr phone was on edge.. U r the boss.. No body download in megabyte. . Only in kilobyte.

The era of Waptrick games and sharemobile.ro and Sefan.ru

haha my bro u dey there, tegos.ru gon self dey, funny, MTN in SA I hear is fast, even In Ghana n Kenya they got fast networks, NG we hail

khalhokage:
This article seems like something cracked would post.

it actually is, read it sometime ago,..... hokage? Name suggests ur an A N I M E fan

Lancelott come and see o, orijin is safe for drinking, not what you were condemning d oda day

*closing xvideo , melonstube , pornhub* ........ Cracked.com!!! I love that site, I always open it along side facebook and nairaland.... Informative and funny.

problem 1) a boko boy can just pretend to b a loyalist and integrate with the ppl for d 6 months, come bck and sart d stuff all over again.

2) this plan does not solve d problem of poverty in d north east, hence even if 1 boko boy should survive, all he need do is gather peeps and boko will resurrect

3) 70& of our security personnel will leave the rest part of d country in a weakened state, should a cell outside d red zone launch an attack (jos, kano abj etc) nobody will b able to stop em

4) boko boys may be radical, buh they aint dumb, too much loopholes and faults in this plan of yours

jaybee3:
20M naira is too cheap for a green card

Business men usually have to invest $200k+ before they can receive green card

Green card for me at that price

if I can sell d green card omo I go sell am o,..... 200k USD??! Na money b dat na

azezola:
Uncertainty in black man's country. I will stay put in America... is 20 million Naira that much I've more that I still can go back to Nigeria.. where all those silly Black people are corrupt and lack common sense.

dis grammar disqualified u.

Akanaz:
I would prefer to have a green card than to be given 20 million naira which has no value nowadays. I will stay and work in the city of new york, save some sumptous amount, go to shool, have an international certificate. And after that I will invest and use all my acquired wealth, knowledge and recognitions in nigeria. If u support this view of mine hit like like u r eating popcorn.

new york?! U no see texas go na d NYC, wo , d struggle go long die, and last I checked 20 m / 235 is about 86,106 USD, ..... That's still a lot of cash compared to what. Most americans recieve

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Paulscholari:
Give me green card and after five years, I will boast of not only 20 million naira but also green cards, a white wife, beautiful kids and great beautiful life, and also as a career person, I will boast of international records, awards and recognition. Take me for my words.

[quote author=kennygee post=35825800]Look @ abbey621's post above you and know tha its not by mouth, buhh by h.work n determination

Segadem:
omo naija

yes o, I hv no oda country to call home........ Even if d ppl for dis side like to Bleep up well well

olujastro:
Mehn, it's hard to choose, especially when relocating to North America is utmost on my mind right now. Our money keeps becoming valueless with time that N20m doesn't look so attractive anymore. I guess only N1b can make me choose to stay back.

your looking at it from d perspective that tins won't get better, if global oil price should increase again, omo we re bck on track o, and North A is so not a good plc to b if ur not financially boyant..... I suggest canada

Lol, 20 m will suite my needs, invest n turn it to a larger amount, I tell you say nigeria don spoil to d point wey I o run?