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This statement should not be coming from a reputable fellow like you (Sen, Akpabio).
Meanwhile, we will remind you of this statement come whenever you'll be contesting for presidency. Because I strongly believe you'll definitely will want to contest.
Nairaland please save this post for us.

Just wash the condom before and after use

Just because of Facebook monetization they had to bring this stupid law.

Police wey well no dey take bribe.

bro4u:
Eating carcass,, funny country

relax @bro4u, even if it was your carcas that was washed into the ocean by waves, thats just the same carcas the whale would have munched.

turmacs:
Shebi he knows that of that dog kills that man he's going to jail?

If you see a notice that says Beware of Dogs and you still trespass, what ever happens, you are on your own. Nothing like police case
If you see a caution that says, vehicles parked at owners risk, and you still park there, anything happens to your vehicle, you are on your own. No police case. Know this and know peace. I'm not a police officer.

Lady Dumps Fiance For A White Man Few Weeks To Wedding. Na de same matter be that.

Give me location make I bring Palm wine

But you can pay more than seven (7) hook-up girls and side chicks 500k each every month.

Fly na fly, so far it is flying with sic legs.

I dey sing one of the lines for 2Face song "see young man, be careful and think it twice, before you choose to use your device".....

This could be the preparation for third world war ooo. This guys are seeing what Nigeria is not. Russian troops have moved into Niger republic and other African countries which have been taken over by their military.

At least e better pass armed robbery, 419, cyber criminals, kidnapping, prostitution and banditry.
Come to think of it what's the difference between gambling and online trading (weda crypto or forex). If you trade wen d price drops to the negative and you don't have enough funds to boost it up, you loose. So what's the big difference.

Next post please...

What is this Education of a thing self. You go school, I stay house read. I com even sabi book pass you wey go school, so who's educated. Some people wey no dey educated for school don hammer, you wey be professor still dey sell handouts to survive, yet still dey claim educated.

This na rebranded club inna religious setting.
I can imagine people drinking vodka, Hennessy and red label from inside holy bottle.

benuejosh:
Muslim don the do autopsy? I thought you're buried as soon as you die.

I wonder ooo. If you ask me, na who I go ask?

Wahala dey oo. So even in the civil service nothing like job security. No difference with private jobs then.

That's the reason why it is called POT-ABLE WATER
Indeed the water used to be very portable

This is the REAL MONEY HEIST

Here's another student with 9A's
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Why waste such amount of money when it can be done at no cost here in Nigeria. Just a little pay and one confirm native doctor will turn him into any animal.
However I would have designed and produced the costume at a lesser price and still give him back some change.

Office politics indeed

I don't know what name to describe this, but I'll say it's a mental slavery for African leaders. Imagine a single country (Russia) hosting a whole continent (Africa) in a so called Russia-Africa Economic and Humanitarian Summit. Africa no get levels at all. I thought it should have been the other way round. Just imagine Russia even with all the crisis and the war they are facing is still striving, whereas if it were to be in an African country the would barely manage or survive it. Such a shame on our so called African leaders.

A toad does not run in the day time for nothing, it's either something is chasing after it, or it is chasing after something.
AFRICA[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font] shine ya eyez

talented321:
Anambra'' anambra'' anambra''
Well with my precious weed' i don't want to voice.

Always on weed. This your weed no dey finish?

My advice to you
1. Don't eat any meat you didn't kill by yourself
2. Don't eat any food you didn't cook yourself
3. Don't drink any beer you didn't open yourself
4. Las las, don't befriend, date, marry or sex any girl you didn't win her heart by yourself. Awoof dey purge belle ooo

Mission accomplished!!!

Mmmmm!! Aaaaaaaaaa!!! The number of wolfs disguised in sheep's clothing going to church, is far greater than the number of sheeps in the church. And when their time is up, or their cards isn't playing out, they manifest their real self..... This I have seen.

You said "youhave factories in Lagos, Aba and Ota in Ogun State," Oga please go and manage your factories nah.