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Travel / Re: General Guide To Australian Permanent Resident Visa Through Skilled Migration. by Desxter: 11:43pm On Dec 27, 2016
Good day all...
Please I have tried to understand all of this _ but am not getting it...maybe a lay-man explanation would do _ sorry if am a stress.

A friend in sydney, directed me here...
I am with a B.Eng Mech Eng, I've also got 3yrs engineering (aftersales refrigeration and air cconditioning) experience in a managerial role with a multinational company here in Nigeria..
How can I apply for this skilled visa prog?
Business / Re: Overcrowded Port Harcourt Mall On Christmas Day (Photos) by Desxter: 1:17pm On Dec 26, 2016
Why not Just return _ and come back later _
See crowd!

Nigeria realy nids recreational centers _
You need to see fastfood outlets in Aba _ crowded ad F!

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Religion / Re: How Often Do You Read Your Bible? by Desxter: 9:09am On Dec 18, 2016
adexsimply:

Mindset? How's that a mindset? Tell me more about a difficult person

Baba take several seats abeg_ ur cup of bullshit
Religion / Re: How Often Do You Read Your Bible? by Desxter: 9:07am On Dec 18, 2016
Baba_ take several seats abeg/ ur cup of bullshit
Politics / Re: Goodluck Jonathan At London Heathrow With Omokri by Desxter: 5:58pm On Jun 04, 2016
URE AN OLODO!
Politics / Re: Iyabo Anisulowo: Police Deploy Helicopters To Search For Kidnapped Senator by Desxter: 8:21am On May 02, 2016
Y dem dei waste fuel_ wu helicopter don epp?
Abeg dei sud enta Bush jare ....
Finali na money dem go pay_ just disturbin us with unnecessary headline....
Decieve urslfs .....
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Breweries Graduate Trainee Recruitment - April 2016 by Desxter: 8:26am On May 01, 2016
Masters degree compulsory?
So I dnt waste my time applying and getting no reply!?
Kindly advice_ anybody in the know?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Dangote 2016 GETS Closes On February 5th by Desxter: 8:21am On May 01, 2016
Annoyingly am gonna miss dis _ cos of ma mistake ........Success to odas in advance!
Education / Re: How Did You Feel When You Had Your First "F" As An Undergraduate? by Desxter: 10:46pm On Dec 28, 2015
Nd futo ..welcoms me wit phy 101 F ...nd I stare at d shit-head adviser ..Nah_ ts not possible please were ma scores recorded nd d shit-pile says Yes ...and the score is an F ..wats d score na _ d shipwreck no gree talk ...

Tuk d exam again _ ddnt even Read dis time ..got a B ...#useless skul _ loved it dou ..I stand proud ervyday!
Business / Re: Report Any Filling Station Selling Petrol Above N87 To DPR Here by Desxter: 3:37pm On Dec 26, 2015
DPR _ I no dey call! ALL STATIONS in portH apart frm nnpc/total ...sell 130/140 ...
Business / Re: Report Any Filling Station Selling Petrol Above N87 To DPR Here by Desxter: 3:36pm On Dec 26, 2015
What poo are we to report ..if DPR know wat dey are doin _ y not walk staright tu fillin stations ...and ask dos buyin how much dei been charged!

DPR unserious pple ..d Country is a shame!
Romance / Re: Guys, How Do You Feel When Your Lady Has A Male Bestie? by Desxter: 7:03am On Nov 27, 2015
BESTIE ma ass_ sister @Op_ shit z a scam abeg
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Mali: FIFA U-17 World Cup Final (2 - 0) On 8th November, 2015 by Desxter: 1:11am On Nov 09, 2015
GOD BLESS DIS BOIZ ....dou dei all 20 nd above ...........may dei b Better players!
Phones / Re: Android Smartphones To Expect In 2015 by Desxter: 1:47am On Jan 15, 2015
Ilekeh:
I currently have HTC M8, love love love it.

I may get M9 if its functions significantly differs from M8.

Please how much dd u get ur M8?
Politics / Re: 2014 In Review: Top 10 Government Policies In Nigeria In 2014 by Desxter: 11:57am On Dec 31, 2014
GOD BLESSS APC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Adverts / Re: Afrodable Chrono Watches. by Desxter: 10:45pm On Nov 26, 2014
How much u sell ur Hublot?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Oando Past Questions And Answers by Desxter: 6:22pm On Nov 25, 2014
forward to me tooo ...please God bless ... ekehdestiny@gmail.com
Education / Re: Hardest Courses To Study In Nigeria by Desxter: 12:38pm On Oct 31, 2014
wat is hard bou courses studied in nigeria!
courses dat u just jack...pratice pastqustns ...nd solve in exam hall
courses dat schools barely du praticals ....
nigerian skuls just try tu make it feel like we are skulin .....
its all wash abeg _ du if u work hard u wud bkum smarter but i dnt tink our education makes an engineer an engineer

i watch TEDX nd i find small kids in remote nd lost villages kumin up wit ideas dat d world appreciate ..dats wat our skuls sud make us b capable of doing ...but Nah ,....all dei care bou is dprtmntal fee...d no of F dei wud gv u ....nd shit

i kip prayin God helps us.... our education is dead!
Education / Re: Worst Course You Took In School by Desxter: 2:59pm On Oct 24, 2014
BE LIK SAY U GO FUTO ............dat man sha all my 50naira
ugomira:
Engineering Drawing.... Engr. Okafor
Education / Re: Worst Course You Took In School by Desxter: 2:54pm On Oct 24, 2014
i dnt tink ts d courses ....the lecturers no just sabi teach the tin .......

Dynamics was useless

ODE na God save me ...i no fail am but stil dnt no wat i got
Thermodynamics 1 ...na sweet D _ how i pass thermo 2 ..na God
Control systems .....
Career / Re: The Nigerian Engineer And The Oil/Gas Career Mentality by Desxter: 8:34am On Oct 24, 2014
oil nd gas mentality.....am part of the crowd oooo.....
dunno y engineering has been waterd down in nigeria ....



we really nid dat right environment!
Politics / Re: Buhari Took Bank Loan To Purchase APC Nomination Form by Desxter: 11:10am On Oct 17, 2014
BABA BUHARI CALM DOWN ..... HES SAYING IT LIKE SAY HIS BROKE ...MI ND U KNW DAT U CNT B AS BROKE AS DAT ...DNT BE WASHING US

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Cadet Pilot At Atlantic Aviation by Desxter: 3:38pm On Oct 08, 2014
PLEASE..HOW SUD ONE PREPARE_ DOS WU ATTENDED TODAY...PLS GV US CLUES ...HOW DD T GO?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Chelsea (1 - 1) On 21st September 2014 by Desxter: 1:21pm On Sep 21, 2014
It Has tu b Chelsea ...


Dei secretly Admire Diego Costa ...

So dei beef cos ..He's nt wit dem ..

MOU ...Costa..fab..Hazard..Matic..Ivanovic

Wat more can I ask for ...

Comfortable Win ..... ;DIt Has tu b Chelsea ...


Dei secretly Admire Diego Costa ...

So dei beef cos ..He's nt wit dem ..

MOU ...Costa..fab..Hazard..Matic..Ivanovic

Wat more can I ask for ...

Comfortable Win ..... Shakin ma Balls nd wtchn clock tick
Politics / Re: 2015: Oshiomhole To Vie For APC Presidential Ticket by Desxter: 1:11pm On Sep 21, 2014
I wonder why I wud vote for Jonathan ...
Pls God give us a better person as president ..I dnt care if he's muslin/yoruba/igbo or even ghanian ...
Just sumbdy credible ...Fashola/Osho ...odas re thiefvs ....Lord take dem out ....

Ryt now I no get lite ..but Jonathan wud rub it in ma face wit his Campaign dat Nigerians hav 24hrs power supply..Chibok gals re whr eva ..but Jonathan wud say dei hav bin rescued..wat kinda country is dis ehn ...

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Nairaland / General / Re: Ways To Add More Value To Yourself: Becoming Indispensable. by Desxter: 2:02pm On Jul 28, 2014
Read..read...! Dos we no no d kind books tu read_ atleast una 4mention _ meaningful books wey una don read ..

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Ernst & Young Graduate Trainee 2014: Aptitude Test by Desxter: 11:17pm On Jul 16, 2014
Hangelar: Pls, how did u reshedule? Did u call in or u just didn't show up? I'm in a fix right now. I just left lag this morning for smtin vry important only for me to check my mail to see that my interview has been slated for tumoro. Pls how do I reshedule?
JUST REPLY D. MAIL SENT TU U ...TEL DEM U. MISSED ND WANA. RESCHEDULE
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Ernst & Young Graduate Trainee 2014: Aptitude Test by Desxter: 8:50am On Jul 16, 2014
ask4slimjay: guy, here is for no jokers...plz if u knw u r quite engaged with smthng, d door to this NL is not locked. angryguy, here is for no jokers...plz if u knw u r quite engaged with smthng, d door to this NL is not locked.
Do I luk lik am joking_ am tlkn serious iish here ....wateva .....#walks away!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Ernst & Young Graduate Trainee 2014: Aptitude Test by Desxter: 10:59pm On Jul 15, 2014
Simple test ....now I kan miss d intervw_ if u nid intervw tu attend ..pls snd me ur mail _ make I snd u d details .....cos I missd d 1st intervw nd gt rescheduled ...I wud kip reschedulin ..til I find wu wud attend 4me ....just tel dem _ Ure Desxter!

Start sndn ur mails ...b4 person collct d invyt o!/ Desxtermix007@yahoo.com
Religion / Re: .:: Non-tithers Are Criminals ::. by Desxter: 2:40pm On Jul 13, 2014
advocate666: Maybe we should sell god some anti-burglary alarm so can stop whinning about being robbed. Omnipotent my assss.
May God 4gv u ...

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