₦airaland Forum

NeduLuiZ:
Op thats your result jor

hmmmmm......na my neighbour oooo

WAEC Result is OUT?? My neighbors son came to me this morning. He got 9 F's in Waec. He said his mum told him to ask ME which school he should go. I simply told him "SUNDAY SCHOOL" shey e go well?

An Algerian groom took his bride to court just a day after their marriage, accusing her of not looking as pretty as before the wedding and of cheating him with much make-up. The groom, who is seeking $20,000 damages, told court in the capital Algiers that he was shocked when he got up in the next morning and found that his wife looked so different, that he could not recognise her. Newspapers in the North African Arab country said the groom swore in court that he even mistook his wife for a “thief who came to steal his apartment". “The groom told the judge that he could not recognise his wife after she washed the make-up off her face. "He said he was deceived by her as she used to fill up her face with make up before their marriage,” the papers said, quoting a court source. “He said she looked very beautiful and attractive before marriage, but when he woke up in the morning and found that she had washed the make-up off her face, he was frightened as he thought she was a thief. "The groom told court that he is demanding $20,000 damages for his psychological suffering.” emirates24/7.com source :lindaikeji

Benin to minna.pls indicate

I am 3rd nd my mum is 4th

is this link authentic

daviyjones:
you have been deceived!

na she go loose.

joanbeauty:
Was posted to niger state and am coming from portharcourt Pls any1 coming from ph Pls let me knw by replying me thanks. Stream 2 Pls for batch A 2015

posted to Niger too but I am taking off from Benin

space book

presently in our Fourth year.

NYSC PERM. ORIENT. CAMP,GOVT. SEC. SCH PAIKO MIN-ABJ, NIGER ST.. where is this place... or is it in minna

ALKARULEZZ:
1. Economics/Accounting/Finance

Accounting is actually the language of business. I’ll
say that Accounting is the pillar while Economics is
the post of every business venture. While
Accounting is the measurement, processing and
communication of financial information about
economic entities, Economics is the social science
that studies production, distribution, exchange and
consumption of goods and services, and the private
and public choices concerning the allocation of
scarce means and resources.

Every new day, new companies, business ventures
and firms are established in Nigeria, and none of
them can survive without good accounting, economic and financial administration and
management. Even though the demand is high, the overpowering population of graduates and professionals in this area make it look like its not so. If you employ some of the best means and strategies of job search, combined with good professional skills, you’ll definitely find ample opportunities and even stand chances of making choices.

Note:- You have to be a certified Mathematician for
you to be able to cope with Economics (even
Engineering students dey fear them).

ALKARULEZZ:
1. Economics/Accounting/Finance

Accounting is actually the language of business. I’ll
say that Accounting is the pillar while Economics is
the post of every business venture. While
Accounting is the measurement, processing and
communication of financial information about
economic entities, Economics is the social science
that studies production, distribution, exchange and
consumption of goods and services, and the private
and public choices concerning the allocation of
scarce means and resources.

Every new day, new companies, business ventures
and firms are established in Nigeria, and none of
them can survive without good accounting, economic and financial administration and
management. Even though the demand is high, the overpowering population of graduates and professionals in this area make it look like its not so. If you employ some of the best means and strategies of job search, combined with good professional skills, you’ll definitely find ample opportunities and even stand chances of making choices.

Note:- You have to be a certified Mathematician for
you to be able to cope with Economics (even
Engineering students dey fear them).

ALKARULEZZ:
1. Economics/Accounting/Finance

Accounting is actually the language of business. I’ll
say that Accounting is the pillar while Economics is
the post of every business venture. While
Accounting is the measurement, processing and
communication of financial information about
economic entities, Economics is the social science
that studies production, distribution, exchange and
consumption of goods and services, and the private
and public choices concerning the allocation of
scarce means and resources.

Every new day, new companies, business ventures
and firms are established in Nigeria, and none of
them can survive without good accounting, economic and financial administration and
management. Even though the demand is high, the overpowering population of graduates and professionals in this area make it look like its not so. If you employ some of the best means and strategies of job search, combined with good professional skills, you’ll definitely find ample opportunities and even stand chances of making choices.

Note:- You have to be a certified Mathematician for
you to be able to cope with Economics (even
Engineering students dey fear them).

Economic dey learn for where Engineering dey....... I rep chem engr

Iype:
To whom brain is given, at least small sense is expected

nor b wetin Bible talk

Ademat7:
Good

.shaaa u Don belly full

Op change this topic to 'A TEST OF NLers PATIENCE'

will do just that

nnanyereugo:
They r alwaz lik dat, killing in d name if Allah. SMH

I just wish Christian and Moslem community should break away cos these guys are pure animals

nairalandist:
ogbeni, u no fit monkey me. The same day u made d april fool prank, ur dad just sold the car within 24 hrs and ur mom killed 2 chicken and you ppl popped champagne like dr. sid and you father collected loan and gave 200k offering in church.... bros... this your lie don pass physical realm. . . but some maga fit believe u sha....

u Don stay warri before?

Ademat7:
dnt u read d post he said he saw d call up letter.Go n read it again

made a mistake. I have done the necessary correction

WARRI – ONE of Delta State Governor, Dr. Emmanuel
Uduaghan’s political tacticians in Warri and Chairman of the
Delta Waterways Security Committee, DWSC, Warri, Chief
Ayirimi Emami, has defected from the People’s Democratic
Party, PDP, to the All Progressives Congress, APC.
Chief Emami, a former chairman of the PDP in Warri South-
West Local Government Area, elatedly displayed his new APC
card, as he announced his defection at his home in Ubeji,
near Warri, claiming the PDP umbrella was leaking and could
no longer provide the needed shelter for Deltans.
He asked Deltans to vote for the APC’s governorship
candidate, Olorogun O’tega Emerhor, in Saturday’s
governorship election, pointing out that he, his people and
political associates had been living in fear of the unknown for
quite some years under the PDP. WARRI – ONE of Delta State Governor, Dr. Emmanuel
Uduaghan’s political tacticians in Warri and Chairman of the
Delta Waterways Security Committee, DWSC, Warri, Chief
Ayirimi Emami, has defected from the People’s Democratic
Party, PDP, to the All Progressives Congress, APC.
Chief Emami, a former chairman of the PDP in Warri South-
West Local Government Area, elatedly displayed his new APC
card, as he announced his defection at his home in Ubeji,
near Warri, claiming the PDP umbrella was leaking and could
no longer provide the needed shelter for Deltans.
He asked Deltans to vote for the APC’s governorship
candidate, Olorogun O’tega Emerhor, in Saturday’s
governorship election, pointing out that he, his people and
political associates had been living in fear of the unknown for
quite some years under the PDP.

Nigerdeltaboi:
wetin concern my precious origin with this wan

they there till e ban origin drink

Psylas:
Are you sure it's not weed?

lolz..... I reserve my comment

The Oba of Lagos, Chief Rilwan Akiolu, has finally issued a
personal statement regarding his recent outburst where he
threatened any Igbo who dared vote against his candidate
with drowning in The Lagos Lagoon.
The Outburst, which made waves on the internet yesterday,
where the Oba threatened that igbos saying “if you don’t vote
Ambode that i picked, you will all drown in the water”, has not
gone down well with a lot of people in the country.
But in a recent turn of events, the Oba has issued an apology
to the Igbos and everyone offended by his tirade, blaming his
actions on the popular Alcoholic drink, ORIJIN.’
In his statement, he said;
“I want to offer my unequivocal apologies to the Igbo people
for the things I said. I am sorry. I was drunk. I was drinking
some Orijin just before the meeting. It was my 1st time, it was
so sweet, I did not know it would be so intoxicating. I have
ordered that all Orijin Bottles and Cans should be thrown into
the Lagoon Instead”.
Meanwhile, Boys in Lagos are planning to protest the Oba’s
move to throw all the Orijin into the Lagoon. They have paid a
Twitter Trender to trend the Hashtag #DontDrownOurOrijin.

Ademat7:
D owner no submit am?

.
Abeg they fit summit picture

davidufuoma:
My guy no worry on d 27th of dis mth wen I download my own I wil update it!!!

27 is far neee

I saw this picture of a call up letter some weeks back and decided to share with my fellow batch A corpers .... So tell me if u have seen any ..... comment pls