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swaggzo:
APRIL FUL PRANK
IS THE MOST UNNECESSARY THING TO DO.

YOU JUST HAVE TO PAY THE PRICE FOR YOUR EXTREME LEVEL OF STUPIIDITY. HOW CAN YOU DO SUCH A TERRIBLE THING TO SUCH A WILLING DAD? WHAT DEVIL BAPTISED YOU ON THE 31ST OF MARCH?
UNLESS THIS POST IS ANOTHER PRANK,
THEN YOUR STUPIIDITY IS QUITE SPIRITUAL.

Guy take am easy. shoooo .... ur anger nor get part 2

nairalandist:
I know you're lying... but nice one sha... you try

lying ke

I told my dad yesterday dat I won a scholarship 2 read
medicine in UK.He was very happy,he ordered my mum
2kill 2 chickens 4celebration&we popped champagne,
before I know it,he sold his car&collect loan without even
telling me.
He gave#200,000 as thanksgiving in church...
Now I 've been thinking of how 2 tell him that it was April
fool.

finally GMB HAS WON. c dancing

Nelson Mandela’s eldest grandson and current member of
parliament, Mandla Mandela, was convicted of assault by a
regional court on Tuesday. Local media reported that this
followed an alleged road-rage incident in 2013. Mandela, who
is also a traditional chief in the Eastern Cape village of Mvezo
where his famous grandfather was born, will face sentencing
at a date yet to be announced.
Prosecutors had charged Mandla Mandela with assault and
brandishing a gun at another man. Local media said at the
time the younger Mandela was reported to have drawn a gun
on a 44 year-old teacher whose vehicle had collided with one
driven by a guest of Mandla Mandela’s.
The teacher later had to undergo emergency surgery to
remove a blood clot from his brain, local media said. Mandela
made headlines earlier in 2013 when a judge ordered him to
return the remains of three of Nelson Mandela’s children –
including those of his father – from a memorial centre. The
centre is dedicated to his grandfather. He had been sued by
more than a dozen of Mandela’s relatives who wanted the
remains returned.

is this reli true

DETA GABRIEL
DELSU
2014
CHEMICAL ENGINEERING
Wish to serve in Enugu

I could not believe she is finally settling down.Well perfect combination

Btruth:
Please take notes: That the British Govt. was responsible into turning the young lad into a monster.

1. In August 2009, after his graduation, Emwazi flew to Tanzanian East Africa with friends and told authorities they were going on a wildlife safari. But the group was refused entry and put on a plane to the Netherlands, where Emwazi later claimed he was questioned by an MI5 agent called Nick.

I disagreed with u

Emwazi made an official complaint to the Independent Police
Complaints Commission, saying he had been assaulted by the
officer.
But court documents show he was also arrested himself later
that year and charged with possessing five stolen bicycles,
although he was later acquitted at court.
Incensed by the decision to stop him returning to Kuwait,
Emwazi told Cage he felt ‘like a prisoner’ in London.
He said he was ‘a person imprisoned and controlled by
security service men, stopping me from living my new life in
my birthplace and country, Kuwait.’
Friends told the Washington Post he was already talking
wildly about travelling to Syria, where the uprising against
Bashar al Assad was beginning in earnest.
But he also applied for work in Saudi Arabia, taking a course
to teach English and applying for work at language centres in
the kingdom.
Rejected by those, his father suggested he change his name
in a bid to avoid any block from British authorities, and Cage
said he changed his name by deed poll in 2013 to become
Mohammed al-Ayan.
He made one more attempt to fly back to Kuwait that year but
was barred from leaving Britain again and disappeared from
his parents’ home a week later.
His parents reported him missing after three days but claimed
it was four months before police arrived at their home and
said they had information he was in Syria.
His father, 51, told police they were wrong and that his son
was in Turkey helping refugees from Syria, and the family are
said to continue to deny that he is the masked IS
executioner.
Meanwhile, two British trainee medics who met Jihadi John in
Syria said he had a fearless ‘nothing to lose’ attitude and
was always ready for war.
Speaking anonymously to ITV, they said the killer was
unmarried and was probably picked for the executioner poster
boy role because of the way he handled difficult situations.
One of them said: ‘He seems like someone with not a lot to
lose. There has been incidents where he has run into
checkpoints and he dealt with people in a careless, gung-ho
manner with disregard for his own safety

The university has since been linked with several proponents
of radical Islam, and Emwazi appeared to have fallen under
their sway.
He began attending different mosques and was known to
associate with Bilal el-Berjawi, who was killed by a drone
strike in Somalia three years ago.
In August 2009, after his graduation, Emwazi flew to Tanzania
in East Africa with friends and told authorities they were going
on a wildlife safari.
But the group was refused entry and put on a plane to the
Netherlands, where Emwazi later claimed he was questioned
by an MI5 agent called Nick.
The British officer accused him of planning to travel to
Somalia to join the militant group Al Shabaab, he said, and
said MI5 had been watching him.
Emwazi denied the accusation – bragging that he would not
take a designer Rocawear sweater in his luggage if he was
planning to join Somalian rebels.
In emails to the campaign group Cage, Emwazi said: ‘He
[Nick] knew everything about me; where I lived, what I did, the
people I hanged around with.’
‘Nick’ then tried to recruit the 21-year-old, Emwazi claimed,
and threatened him when he refused to cooperate.
Emwazi said the officer told him: ‘You’re going to have a lot
of trouble…You’re going to be known…You’re going to be
followed…Life will be harder for you.’
On his return to Britain, Emwazi said his family told him they
had been ‘visited’, and he claimed a woman he had been
planning to marry broke off their engagement because her
family had also been contacted and were scared.
According to Emwazi, his family then began planning for him
to travel to Kuwait to get him away from the ‘harassment’ he
had suffered in Britain and he went to work for a computer
programming company in the emirate.
In his account to Cage, he said security officers continued to
visit his family and he decided to make a ‘new life’ in Kuwait,
where he was once again planning to marry.
But following a visit back to Britain in 2010 he said he was
stopped at Heathrow Airport and barred from flying back to
Kuwait, and claimed that he was interrogated by an
aggressive officer who threw him against a wall, grabbed his
beard and strangled him.

I saw dis info on linda blog and though it wot sharing.
First picture of the face of the younger, normal, happy looking
schoolboy who has now turned into the reviled, disgusting
ISIS executioner, Jihadi John, who has publicly beheaded
many foreign nationals and now the face of ISIS. Originally
born in Kuwait before moving to UK at 6, his name is
Mohammed Emwazi. He embraced British life, playing football
in the affluent streets of West London while supporting
Manchester United. Neighbours recalled a polite, quietly
spoken boy who was studious at his Church of England
school, where he was the only Muslim pupil in his class. The
son of a Kuwaiti minicab driver, young Emwazi arrived in
Britain speaking only a few words of English, and appeared
more interested in football than in Islam. It was only after he
won a place studying computing at the University of
Westminster that his behaviour began to change.
He was on a UK terror watch list, but managed to flee to
Syria in 2012. Now, he's known around the world as the
notorious Islamic State murderer who has shocked the world
with his blood lust.

adaweezy:
Seun, Ngwakwe front page please shame those haters
I remember in JSS 2 I missed the promotion exams because I was on admission for two weeks while others were writing exams.
My friends were sad because they felt I was going to repeat the class since I didn't write the promotion exams to JSS 3 with them.
When school resumed for the new academic session, my class teacher promoted me to the next class. The Commandant summoned her to come and defend her action.
She simply told the Commandant that I had over 75% attendance and my continuous assessment in all subjects was above 90%. If not because I was sick and on admission at the Military Reference Hospital, I would have written the exams and pass. Base on these she has no choice but to promote me to the next class. Na so I take waka go JSS 3 without any evidence abi na certificate or result sef!
In my third term in SSS 1, your's truly was involved in an accident and I was in the hospital for over three months. I did not write the promotion exams to SSS 2. When school resumed for a new session, I just waka straight to SSS 2 and kontinu from there until I finally wrote WAYEC. At least I have two tishas who can tell the Prinspa that if not because of my accident, I would have actually pass the exams that was conducted. So there is no need to hold me back. Na so e just be.
I would have spent two extra years in secondary school due to unforeseen circumstances if my tishas had not given me a special waiver allowing me to proceed to the next class, when I was unable to write promotion exams in two different occasions.
Obviously there are students who wrote the exams and were asked to repeat the class because their body temperature was below optimal level. In fairness to them, I don't know why they failed but I have come to the realisation that exams is not a true test of knowledge. Most times I hardly have time for my books until few days to the exams and after that I try to detoxify my system and forget all the stuff I have imbibed into the medulla oblongata.
In this part of the world we believe so much in paper qualifications. The Prinspa abi na Headmaster of General Mohammadu Buhari stood surety for him and based on that, he was admitted into the Army, according to a statement credited to the Director of Defence Information (DDI) where he stated that the Military do not have Buhari's certificate, after the same military have previously attested to the fact that they have his papers. I don't know what to believe again gaskiya.
What are they looking for? Is it WAYEC?
Now based on the surety by Buhari's Prinspa, he was given an all clear nod to join the military. Did he excel in service? Yes of course. He did not only rose to the rank of a Major General, he held strategic positions and even became the Head of State.
So it is really foolhardy for anyone to question Buhari's academic credentials and eligibility for election when it is visible to the blind and audible to the deaf that he has more than the required qualification to run for office as President.
It is indeed a shame that the Military has allowed itself to be dragged into this needless controversy. All institutions in Nigeria has been debased and abuse under the regime of Goodluck Jonathan. The military has been struggling to redeem it's image over the protracted battle against insurgency which she has failed to bring to a logical conclusion. Allowing itself to be used by unscrupulous politicians to advance their selfish aims is another low point for the military.
I dismiss the statement credited to the DDI as partisan and call on the military high command to investigate him and mete out appropriate sanctions if he is found culpable. Our military must be insulated from abuse because we cannot afford to have "an Army of anything goes," as former Chief of Army Staff, General Salihu Ibrahim succinctly described the Army at his pulling out parade in 1994.
On a final note, even if Buhari submit Agege bread label as his certificate, we (Buharists) will vote for him!
Dazzol

BY:SONI AKOJI

I can see y u can spell WAYEC instead of WAEC.WELLDONE
SAME GOES TO MY GRAND FATHER

ireneony:
Seun must get married this year....time to stop the sampling

.I can. c u a still single

chemical Engr .my email is Gabbbydeta@yahoo.com

virgin li

Pastor said all the single ladies come out to the altar for
prayers...
Battalion of pretty and non pretty ones flooded like ants.
Then he said all the single men come out.... They also did..
All of them stood there gazing and "eyeing" one sister or the
other and expecting a session of hot prayers to start, when
the pastor looked.. and looked... and looked.... and out of
anger said "infact, ushers ensure that no man here leaves
without a woman!!!! also make sure every woman should
select one man here and befriend!!!
How will we have fine women in this church and these men
will still marry outside."
Commotion ensured and Two sisters in the choir ran and
grabbed brother Deta who previously gave a testimony of
acquiring a brand new duplex in an estate in lekki..

put ur sim card in ur modern Nd browse without sub.

guy mine started at the age of 17.so urs is beta

finally we don catch dem again.i will b droopping the new airtel code for free but on one condition(just coment and like this topic)

Procrastination is a Slow but Deadly Killer! Here Are 5
Simple Ways Entrepreneurs Can Fight It!
In November 2006, Alexander Litvinenko, a former Russian
spy, suddenly fell ill and died three weeks later from the
deadly effects of a slow-acting poison. In the weeks before
his death, doctors in London did everything they could to
diagnose the cause of his disease but failed. It was only
after Alexander’s death did autopsy tests reveal he had been
poisoned with a very rare and extremely deadly substance.
Polonium is a radioactive poison and a deadly slow killer
with no cure. While most poisons kill instantly or after a few
minutes, Polonium takes its time and could take several
months before it finally kills its victim. In all the time it
remains in the body, it destroys it slowly often without giving
any major signs. This is exactly how procrastination slowly
kills the business dreams of entrepreneurs around the world.
This article reveals five simple but effective steps that anyone
can use to recover from procrastination if and when it
poisons your dreams!
I hope I didn’t scare the hell out of you with the Polonium
story. It’s shocking but very true. I found it to have a very
compelling similarity to the deadly effects of procrastination
in our lives. Almost seven out of every ten aspiring
entrepreneurs I know are already infected with the
‘procrastination syndrome.’
But why do so many people easily become victims of
procrastination? Why, despite knowing its deadly effects, do
we allow it to poison our dreams and rob us of the ability to
take any action? I think I have a couple of clues. Before we
look at the 5 ways to fight procrastination, let’s look at a
couple of reasons why it’s so common in the first place…
2 Reasons Why Procrastination Is So Common in Our
Lives...
In this section, I’ll share with you two key reasons why
procrastination is such an effective dream killer. Many of you
reading this will easily relate to the signs and situations
you’re about to read. Here they are…
#1 – Procrastination is a sweet and comfortable feeling:-
One of the biggest advantages of procrastination is the
comfort it provides. If you have a brilliant business idea but
continue to postpone any actions that will make it a real life
business, what will happen? Nothing. In January, you said
you’ll act in March; by March, you set a new date in
October. Days, weeks, months and even years pass and you
keep procrastinating. It’s such a comfortable feeling knowing
you can procrastinate without suffering any consequences,
right?
It’s this comfort that makes procrastination such a powerful
poison. It makes you believe you have all the time in the
world to act. It makes you think there will be no
consequences for not acting on your business dreams today.
Hour by hour, day by day, it slowly steals your time without
your knowing. By the time you realize that you’re being
robbed, it’ll be too late. Lost capital can be recovered,
mistakes can be redeemed, but stolen time is often lost
forever!
#2 - Procrastination usually exists in disguise:-
Very few people in this world will admit that they suffer from
procrastication. Just a few honest people will admit it. Why?
Because most people don’t even know that they’ve been
poisoned by procrastination already. They think they’re
suffering from a different disease and are unaware of the real
poison at work. If you ask many aspiring entrepreneurs why
they haven’t acted on their dreams and ideas, the popular
responses you’re likely to get will be:
‘I don’t have the capital to start.’
‘I just had a baby.’
‘I don’t have the contacts’
‘Now is not a good time to start’
‘I don’t have enough information yet’
Bla bla bla…
What do you think all these people are doing? Yes, you’re
right; they’re making excuses. If you listen well enough,
you’ll hear people come up with the most logical, intelligent,
beautiful and emotional excuses. And excuses make the best
disguise for procrastination. An excuse convinces the owner
that they have a very valid reason for not acting. What a
perfect lie!
The 5 Simple Steps to Fighting Procrastination...
Fortunately, unlike Polonium which has no cure,
procrastination can be avoided and cured. Very good news
indeed! For a deadly dream killer, you would think the
solution to procrastination would be complex, expensive or
hard to find. I thought so too. It’s amazing how the best
solutions in life are often available for free.
The remedy for procrastination is in YOU. Yes, you don’t
need to hire an expensive coach, therapist or ‘anti-procrasti
nation’ doctor. If you’re ready to make yourself resistant to
this disease or find a cure (if you’re already infected), here
are five simple but highly effective steps I recommend to
fighting the slow-acting but deadly effects of procrastination.
1. It Always Starts With A Choice…
The first step in fighting procrastination involves getting your
fundamentals right. You have to make a choice about that
thing you want to do or become. Even though you may not
yet have all the information, knowledge, skills, capital or time
to make it happen, you still have to make a decision
beforehand.
Do you really want to become an entrepreneur? Do you
really want to start your own business? Do you really want
to do something different with your life? The answer to these
questions will either be a ‘Yes’ or ‘No’. ‘Maybe’ and ‘Not
Sure’ are warning signs of procrastination, so beware!
The biggest problem for most aspiring entrepreneurs is we
haven’t made that very important choice or decision yet.
Like I said, you don’t need to have everything in place to
make this choice. It’s more about belief and faith at this
stage. You may not yet know how you will build that dream
business but you have to commit to it by making a choice, a
decision.
Whatever choice you make, you must promise yourself that
you will give all the hardwork and determination your dream
needs to succeed. If you don’t make this promise
beforehand, it would be very easy to change your mind as
soon as you meet a challenge or problem down the road.
Before we go to the next step, I need you to make that
choice NOW and promise yourself that you’ll do all it takes
to make it come alive and become real? Done? Sure?
OK, let’s go to Step 2.
2. Your Attitude Is Important. Take Charge Of It!
You see, many people haven’t taken personal responsibility
for their lives. They may have made a choice, but they end
up blaming other people for their unrealized dreams. They
blame the banks for not lending capital to small businesses.
They blame the government for the difficulties entrepreneurs
face in starting a business. They blame the politicians, their
bosses, the weather or their poor background. Some
‘interesting’ people blame their parents, evil forces and even
God.
It’s true there are things that affect the realization of your
dream that you cannot change. Yes, you can’t force banks to
lend money and you can’t change poor government policies
overnight. Yes, you can’t change many of these things but
you can change your attitude. You can change how react to
them. A positive attitude is ABSOLUTELY important if you
want to defeat the powerful effects of procrastination.
No matter how the wind blows, you need to take charge of
your life, your dreams and the choices you make. The
biggest disadvantage of not taking personal responsibility for
our lives is that we end up blaming other people. A person
who has taken charge by adopting a positive attitude to life
will focus more on finding a solution to his/her challenges. A
positive attitude opens your mind to possibilities and
solutions instead of blames and excuses.
What kind of attitude do you have to life and your dreams?
Are you a solution finder or a blame thrower? Do you look
for possibilities in every difficult situation or do you easily
come up with excuses? Which of these teams do you play
for?
3. You Need To Have A Plan, No Matter How Basic…
Most things in life never work according to plan but it
ALWAYS helps to have a plan to start with. Think through
the steps and processes that will lead you to achieve your
dream. Your plan doesn’t need to be perfect. Your plan
would change as you get more information and your dream
becomes clearer. As more information becomes available,
you will have the tools you need to update your plan.
Most importantly: Write down your plan. There’s something
very powerful and different about writing down your plan. It
ceases to be that vague fluff in your head and becomes
something real. It’s also a good practice to look at your plan
from time to time. This simple practice will help you to
update it as soon as possible and also keep you focused on
the destination.
Like I said, very few things in life ever go according to plan.
In real life, the road to actualizing your dreams is seldom a
straight one. Unexpected roadblocks will show up, new
opportunities will emerge and several things may go wrong
and off course. With a plan, you’re always ready to adapt to
any situations you meet, whether good or bad. People
without a plan are far more likely to procrastinate when they
meet obstacles along the way. A plan is a commitment on
paper; it will help you adapt when you are in rough waters.
A wise man once said: “If you don’t know where you’re
going, any road will lead you there.” Start working on your
basic plan today!
4. Create A Sense Of Urgency. Put A Gun To Your Head!
Sometime in 2004, I was travelling back home from
university when our bus fell into the hands of highway
robbers. Thankfully, nobody got hurt or shot during that
ordeal but that day taught me a huge lesson about what
human beings can do when a gun is against their heads.
Although I was just recovering from malaria and still quite
weak, I was amazed at the physical strength I displayed
throughout the robbery operation which lasted about two
hours.
“Shut up!”, “Lie down flat and face the ground!”, “Give me
your money, fast!”
I obeyed all these orders despite the weakness and absence
of strength in me. I obeyed every command because there
was a gun (probably loaded) staring down at me. All their
orders required an immediate and urgent reaction without
which there may have been grave consequences.
Like you read in the early parts of this article, one of the
reasons why procrastination is so powerful is that it lures us
to believe that ‘there is no rush; there’ll always be time.’ By
believing this lie, it cleverly steals our time and life from us.
Every successful person knows that the best time to get
anything done is NOW! Put a gun to your head by setting
strict and firm deadlines for yourself. Avoid the temptation of
doing tomorrow that thing you should do today. Create a
sense of urgency for yourself and execute your plan
according to your deadlines!
5. Take Action!
After making a choice, adopting the right attitude, creating a
basic plan and setting strict deadlines for yourself, nothing
will happen or change until you take action. Even if you take
only one step a day, it’s better than standing in one place
and making no progress at all. Every single day, you must
do something (no matter how little) that takes you closer to
your dreams.
According to The Slight Edge, a life changing book by Jeff
Olson, the little steps and efforts we take everyday may not
look like they matter, but they do. By taking consistent and
positive actions in the direction of our dreams, we will
ultimately achieve it. Action is the single most potent
medicine in the world against procrastination. Action, no
matter how small, effectively kills procrastination. Always!
Time waits for Nobody!
If you’re still young (below 65), count yourself as lucky. You
still have a lot of time on your hands. Many years from
today, you will be old, retired and not as strong as you are
now.
Whether you pursue your dreams and achieve them or
simply relax and enjoy the sweet poison of procrastination,
time will still pass. No matter what you’re doing (or plan to
do), time will always keep moving; it’s a train that never
stops.
What you do with your time is entirely up to you. Your job is
to achieve the dreams you can while you still have time;
while you’re still young and active. Procrastination’s job is
to steal as much time from you in any way possible. It’s up
to you to decide how much of your time you want it to steal!
KILL PROCRASTINATION TODAY OR IT KILLS YOU.....

#700.dat was afta one yr of datin

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