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Adele "Hello" (pidgin version) by SlimCwazie
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.Hwfa...na me.....
I been the think if after all these years you go like to meet.......
To talk abt everything.....
Them talk say time go suppose to heal you.......
Buh I never get enough healing......
Hwfa...you fit hear me ?....
I dey california..dey dream abt who we been be.........
When we been dey younger and free....
I don forget hw e been feel before the world fall for our leg.....
Many things dey between us and a milliom miles......
Hwfa from the other side......
I go don call reach thousand times.....
To tell you say I dey sorry for everything wey I don do......
Buh when I call e be like u no dey dey house........
Hwfa from the outside........
Atleast I go say I don try........
To tell you say I dey sorry for breaking your heart.........
Buh e no matter.E b like say e no the touch you again..........
Hwfa..how you dey ?..........
E no make sense to the talk of only me
No vex......
I hope say you dey well......
You been come later comot from that town wey nothing the happen?.........
And no be secret say both of us no get time..........
So hwfa from the other side (other side)...........
I go don call a thousand times (thousand times)
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To tell you say I dey sorry for everything wey I don do
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But wen I call you e be like say you no dey dey house.........
Hwfa from the outside (outside).......
Atleast I go say I don try (I don try)..........
To tell you say I dey sorry for breaking your heart...........
But e no matter.E be like say e no the touch you again...........
(4X)......
(Highs,highs,highs,highs
Lows,lows,lows,lows).........
Again..........
So hwfa from the other side (other side)...........
I go don call a thousand times (thousand times)
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To tell you say I dey sorry for everything wey I don do
............. .But wen I call you e be like say you no dey dey house........
Hwfa from the outside (outside).......
Atleast I go say I don try (I don try)...........
To tell you say I dey sorry for breaking your heart..........
But e no matter.E be like say e no the touch you again..........
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THE END
Thnk you

Adele "Hello" (pidgin version) by SlimCwazie , Hwfa...na me I been the think if after all these years you go like to meet To talk abt everything Them talk say time go suppose to heal you. Buh I never get enough healing Hwfa...you fit hear me ? I dey california..dey dream abt who we been be When we been dey younger and free I don forget hw e been feel before the world fall for our leg Many things dey between us and a milliom miles Hwfa from the other side I go don call reach thousand times To tell you say I dey sorry for everything wey I don do Buh when I call e be like u no dey dey house Hwfa from the outside Atleast I go say I don try To tell you say I dey sorry for breaking your heart Buh e no matter.E b like say e no the touch you again Hwfa..how you dey ? E no make sense to the talk of only me No vex I hope say you dey well You been come later comot from that town wey nothing the happen? And no be secret say both of us no get time So hwfa from the other side (other side) I go don call a thousand times (thousand times) To tell you say I dey sorry for everything wey I don do But wen I call you e be like say you no dey dey house Hwfa from the outside (outside) Atleast I go say I don try (I don try) To tell you say I dey sorry for breaking your heart But e no matter.E be like say e no the touch you again (4X) (Highs,highs,highs,highs Lows,lows,lows,lows) Again So hwfa from the other side (other side) I go don call a thousand times (thousand times) To tell you say I dey sorry for everything wey I don do But wen I call you e be like say you no dey dey house Hwfa from the outside (outside) Atleast I go say I don try (I don try) To tell you say I dey sorry for breaking your heart But e no matter.E be like say e no the touch you again



THE END Thnk you

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Naso them ban my song too.. Anyway...indomie price na #80 now

Ugly Thang

Mic check...itz Slimcwazie moo"fuckerS
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The fight aint over...Ryhmes and flOw FiestA
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See...
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Born and brought up with evil..so Let no one decieve you ...that this calm-king-is-dead

Ammunitions...knives and crystal swords....yes....ya'll see that what ....am-bringing-clear"

The plan-is-to-let...disgraced faces fall before all..so opposition fear wit jst words like a crown-prince-in-distress

Buh if a b'itch man up...wit a big hard on..and my rounds-aint-hitting-too-well...

I"ll make him have his dick hitting his skull..eyes dizzy wit co'ck ...now u see him banging-his-head

Suicide be your call if u commit....buh wen u reject..u fall then u summit...a fool..exactly waht u lacking-is-sense

So dis ryhmes be sick..like it got soaked in yeast..how itz planning-to-swell

I am d present...buh u is d past..cos lame men always reign then..so itz right u lead ur army-to-hell

Am happy-to-tell...all you folks dah Ama legend sumtin like bob marley-in-text

Check my battling-first...I slam big blows wit ma-gic flows..to give that deep hole...you see "p" in all parts..yes!! am dashing-new-sex!!!
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Devil may cry
Who CareZ

boring verses

Wanderment!!!!!! How did I miss this Why wasn't I tagged ?? ... Lol... Dis is sum cray shii tho

Lol... She not prettier than my gf tho

Lord save me frm Karashika !!! ....dis can't be her joor ...I actually like it betta wen she was like a mad woman

Is she single

Lol ...dj5nairamaycry

The path crazy
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When you stay and think how the rich oppress the poor lately
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Their lands taken
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Itz heart breaking...

And what's the Law saying ?
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They got nothing to say...cos its all mixed up like when you love making
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The government??..we should stop blaming
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But politicians that dnt care...karma is all waiting
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Cos if they think they gon remain high forever....like walls of jericho,they will fall greatly
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Saw a beggar today...he coughed heavy
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Cars passed by..no one cared..my heart raced me
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Tears flowed...he could be your father..yet it seem the world hate him
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Had just 70bucks..I dropped it..he smiled,thanked and waved plenty
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A burden dropped...I prayed gravely
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Why have a house with 20 bedrooms..live alone..and yet many stay wailing
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No shatter and food..not even a pay waiting
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How many cars you gat ?..10 or more...yet you always pass by wen a fellow trekks daily
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Or worst u do..wind down..and then hailings
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but sir...if you tink you way ready
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Wen trumpet blows...and you tink you gat your play steady
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Dnt be suprised you won't make it
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Or start crying when you see others getting there....even the poor ones u neglected or taught they stayed lazy
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Wait...ever crossed your mind what our so called pastors been up praising
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They create societies...for more money..that's how they operating
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Tithes actually going wer.. ..next we see their pockets weight sink
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Or bad...a foreign account,they stuff plenty
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Even those truly serving God aint really coperating
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I mean...look at some of ur church members...financially help the poor praying
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oohh..sowiee..u gat 7 private jets..that wil fly you to heaven?..am jst saying
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Its good to live comfortable...but why build a school even some of ur members cnt attend..sir that's tough way in
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Aint judging tho..who am I to judge?..really..m jst saying
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But Let's call a spade a spade....and stop framing
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Ever sat down to think...what's your life rating ?
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Outta 10...you either two,one or half may b
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Think life all about the sex....money even blind dating
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Smoke weed...smoke shisha ..til ya heart failing
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Rapp and dump one gal today..pick another tomao..nigg is dah a new work...pakaging?
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A mechanic...or bricklayer...yet you tryna be fly claiming
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Work after six..u bath quickly then jump on FB and post how u left your office work early
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Or how ur car got scratched...then u happy as you start seeing "likes" many
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But bro...jst one question...when blocks start getting tyres lately
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Sell tomatoes in the market...yet you say "am working" in an oil factory
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School in one dead poly...but all we knw is "am a graduate" frm harvard..ooh Lord save me !
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How about we stop been fake on social medias...and gladly be...
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Who we really are.....but we hardly will
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Cos Everyone wnts "high shoulder"...they mad with silk
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Wait...I changed ryhmes??...forget that...what matters how my message badly stick
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Remember how a lil boy neva got scared to speak the truth...even wen his dad beat him
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this is the message...am passing please
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What have I forgotten...emm..ohh..you knw mourinho ??..yes they sacking him
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Bye

ovalrose:
Allison.

How ma'am

ovalrose:
Allison.

How ma'am

gidola:
Her first n second conversation between d lieutenant doesn't correlate

U are wrong SIR ...think harder

Same... Fix me in...if anyone opts out

Hmmmmm How did I miss this ?? Smh ....

"Rupert Brown's radio was blaring loud enough to wake the dead!" said Betty Beety. "Anyway, I went over to give him a piece of my mind. When I arrived there, I found his front door open, with his feet sticking out!" "Must have been quite a shock," Lieutenant Georgeton said. "Not as big a shock as when I walked in and saw that he had been plugged between the eyes!" "Oh my," Georgeton agreed. "Now tell me Mrs. Beety, did you see or hear anything else?" "Nope, I just flicked off the radio and hightailed it back here to call you folks." Georgeton glowered. "You shouldn't have touched the radio, Mrs. Beety." Georgeton returned to Rupert Brown's trailer and found Sergeant Sprott standing out front with two women. "Lieutenant, this is Allison and Maggie White. They live just across the way. Allison just got home a few moments ago but--" "I saw the killer," Maggie blurted. "Plain as day." "What?! You didn't tell me that!" exclaimed Allison. "I didn't have a chance to tell you anything yet since you got home, with the police being here." "What happened?!" Allison demanded. "Well..." Maggie began. "That woman was running from Rupert's place. I had gone into the kitchen to get a snack, and I just happened to peek out the window to look across at Rupert's and there she was-- running out his door." She sobbed into a pink hanky. Georgeton patted her shoulder. "If you mean Betty Beety, then I've already talked with her." "Did she tell you about throwing the murder weapon in the trash can?" "What?" Georgeton was stunned. "I saw her. She stopped at Rupert's trash can and threw something in." "You saw her throw in a gun?" "She threw in something." Sergeant Sprott crossed to the trash can and leaned all the way in. He did indeed find a recently fired gun right on top. He told Georgeton about his findings. Georgeton turned to Maggie again. "You referred to Brown by his first name, were you two friends?" She nodded. "We broke up last night. He just couldn't be faithful to one woman and--" "He was a heel!" snapped Allison. "Gave you nothing but heartache." "So the two of you broke up, eh?" Georgeton asked. "Yes, but I'm not lying about what I saw. The woman threw something in his trash can!" "How about the gunshot, ma'am, did you hear it?" "No, I--" Tears streamed down her cheeks. "Now look what you've done!" Allison snapped. "Of course she didn't hear the gunshot, his radio was too loud! But she did see the killer." Georgeton turned to Sprott. "You stay here with these two. I'm going to have another talk with Mrs. Beety."
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"It was just a couple tissues!" Mrs. Beety sobbed. "That's all I threw in the can. When I saw him shot like that....I- I got queasy, and I saw a tissue dispenser. So I grabbed a couple to cover my mouth..."
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"I'll check the can for tissues," Sprott said to Georgeton when he got back from Mrs. Beety's trailer. "Go right ahead. But it's not gonna prove anything," Georgeton replied. "She could have thrown both the gun and the tissues in." "But then we're at dead end!" Georgeton smiled grimly. "Wrong. The killer slipped up. Killers usually do." Whom does Lieutenant Georgeton suspect?

gidola:
Since d plant doesn't need much water, it doesnt need to be watered everyday. So Maybelle saying she watered d plant everyday making them more beautiful is a lie.

CORRECT !!!

DAphne Odoras (plant)

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Carol Greenthumb had spent many years growing her prized
and beloved Daphne odoras. They are beautiful flowered
shrubs. These wonderful plants are perfect for the dry, hot area
that Mrs. Greenthumb lives in, as they need little water, and they
are her favorite plants.
Carol had to go on a month-long vacation and she had a
dilemma. She needs someone to watch her garden to make sure
that all the plants were taken care of. She decided to let her
coworker, Maybelle Flower, watch the garden. Mrs. Greenthumb
gave Maybelle very specific instructions on the care of the yard
and told her to be very careful with the expensive Daphne
odoras.
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When Mrs. Greenthumb returned from her vacation, Maybelle
was in the yard with the police detectives and the prized shrubs
were missing. Maybelle was telling the detective that someone
must have stolen the expensive plants because they had just
been there the night before. Mrs. Greenthumb overheard her co-
worker saying that she had taken care of the plants all month.
Maybelle said that she had watered them every day and they
were more beautiful then ever.
At that moment, Carol Greenthumb interrupted and told the
detective to arrest Maybelle.
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How did Mrs. Greenthumb know it was Maybelle that took the
plants?

Frobo
..No..Not about the time ! She lied about the decanter
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Here's the answer

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Violet was found dead wearing latex gloves, which tend to be
worn exclusively in the lab because they can't risk
compromising their data. Her fingerprints would not have been
found on any laboratory equipment. Detective Wingate
suspected that Meggy had obtained the decanter from the
employee lounge where Violet would have handled it without
gloves on. Meggy placed the decanter in the lab after shooting
her and turned off the light. She then concocted the story about
Dean in order to make him look like the killer.
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WeldOne

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