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def111:
sassy serious I like to know u. this my number 07039086047

Some hav food but cannot eat, some cn eat buh have no food. We have food and hmm hmmm mmmmm uhm *whistling*

Jollyjoy:
I heard guys saying am in love with that gurl,which gurl? That girl on nairaland,asin someone you havent met before, you dont even know how that person look,yet you assumed you are in love with the person, how possible?

I supposed love is a gradual feeling, something that grow with time,so all those internet and faceless stuffs,are they really love or lust? And can you fall in love with someone you havent even met before? Asin true love o..
Abeg i need mature response here?

1 quick response/question. do u love God? have u met/seen him before, most of u wont let us rest with ur i Love wizkid, i love burna boy, i love davido's story. pls av u met any b4? Love is a feeling, an emotion, an attraction, enthusiasm, fear, believe, admiration, interest developed towards a particular bone of contentment. love is not just a 4letter words. so to ur reply, YES, It is possible to love someone u havent seen or met before.

MhizDeedy:
Kindly wait lemme ask ifa

brouhahahaha. well, dat escalated quickly

evegran:
There is jor. Rather start by telling her about yourself first and then be like "your turn". Or better still you both do Q and A about each other, which is even more fun.

*Grabs pen*

JeffreyJamez:
You see my man,thinking like this will always attract you the wrong kinda chicks,.... I know a lotta NIGERIAN chicks who wouldn't even look at you twice if you are boring even if you use dollar bills to wipe yo ass.

Well, just to point out in addition, the likeness or attraction of girls towards d name mention and their specs is called Celebomaniasm. its a thing(soft spot) girls have for people with fame or popularity.

forix4u:
Sometimes I honestly marvel how posts like dis make d front page and surprising some dude r busy comment praises... Nairaland pls give us constructive issue here abeg

isnt there a forum for construction workers? if u need constructive issues, dats ur room ma nigga. GTFOH

Gynacologist:
seriously?

Girlfriend is a real setup hommie, best set thy foot on a solid ground first then every other things can roll.. getting a GF is one, keeping a GF is another with d latter being d hardest.. This girls aint loyal, and moreover, whats d point of having a girfriend when u cant even pay ur own bills? y dont u sort out how to pay ur bills 1st then settle down for d other later on. my own piece of cake

kennboiy:
Drop this line "Can i have your number".it's annoying

So what could be the likely replicant or a good alternative to this Connote? Can i have your number is really an annoying phrase quite alright, doesnt always work for me, works like 20% of d time

Johnnoah1st:
HEY! NIGGA, wit ur comment u just gave me more reason to believe common sense is so scarce dere.

Grow up son! Stop acting witty on social media to gain attention. Jokes on u bro
And don't call me nigga, I aint ur nigga hommie, u disrespected my state. Real niggas don't floss dat way

Aipete2:
Wow! My first time of meeting an Ekiti guy on nairaland

Well, u are meeting one now. Proudly Ekiti

Aipete2:
wow! What a compliment. Ekiti is the Fountain of knowledge. Did i force you to comment?

Don't mind him, someone accusing a state of lack of sense but commented on an interesting thread like a nitwit with a least degraded modicom of sense. If u want to face d op, face her, don't mention my state

ShayGirl:
Because they simply want to HV pleasure with them, only few ends up in marriage with d Soo endowed lady. my opinion tho

Apt response. And soon as d pleasure is gotten, unto the next endowwed lady.

code6:
......congrats....but know dat all those things re nothing....I felt like u 4yrs ago ....but u can do better

Whatever man

Adufetohposh:
This guy tooo sabbi

Does nay of this work on u? B sincere

adeh39:
Mmmmmn.......

And she's here, my crush, crusher, crushest. Tomato jos

code6:
.....bros...I smell lies ......but God dey heaven

Smell whateva u can smell son, doesn't add 1 semester to my period here, doesn't change my course work, doesn't change my certificate so gtfoh

Oyind17:
Paul! you dey find trouble, who be *his

Haaa!!! Oyinn, I no want trouble o I just wann dance with my oyin *styl plus's voice* Na Typo ooo, meant to write 'her"

Oyind17:
What's the meaning of that? do I look like I give a flying fvck about your doubt? pls don't get me angry this peaceful evening. I say whatever I like here and I'm not looking for bf here so get that into your small brain. Take your small penisssssss and large balls off my mention!!

oyin and all his sweet poraroes tho.. lmaoo

esosa993:
Mr psb...... I have nothing to prove to u,ever since have bn on nairaland,I have met really cool people,so u the least of my problem,and the very last person here I would ever wanna prove anything too. What I don't get is why you took this issue of penis size so personal its a general talk,so why are u d only guy on this forum taking this ish to another level or is there something we need to know?

Torrr, bring chair closer *grabs popcorn*

pbs4real:
esosa993 oya cum and read this. . I tink it would help

dont mind dem, this girls be talking about small but run out of d room when they see the rod. How can big dick be d cause of sexual satisfaction. Dz girls dat cum even by rubbing ur tongues on the clitoris without even penetrating o. I know some girls dat'll cum @ d sound of a bank credit alert. Lolz, mctcheew

Teespice:
lol.

I am not a music producer neither did I produce the song by mc galaxy.

just the girl next door. kikikiki.

Hmmm, nice name by d way, great choice of name, can I give u a follow, will u follow back?, I really need to have u close to my account. Too much of useless nl names dat 1 see everyday on here, urs Can be a relief

Teespice:
lol.

Excuse me t-spice, are u d one dat produced that song sekem by mc galaxy?? Just wanna tell u d beat is outta dz word and ur work is d baddest.

HUMANBEING2ND:
WHO IS NOW? u wey do head like pangolo 4 ur profile

Lmaoo, wicked human being.. *deactivates account*

Teespice:
Oya tell me the truth.

how many women have u used this approach for.

Ghen ghen *spinning while my hands up*

So nobody in this forum will invite someone to come and eat sallah food? Nawa sha

Jascon4:
How would you tell she is intelligent when you are talking to her for the first time? And if it's on a social network that means you haven't even physically beheld her.

Lol, am only presuming, u are right tho, some girls don't really understand dz breaking of ice stuff but whateva as long it kickstart the convo, but then sometimes, it might even end d convo b4 it start in d 1st place. Dats y u have to apply instinct b4 making d 1st move. Don't introduce an ice breaker or sarcasm if u think she might be d type dat may not handle it fairly. Just do ur normal, I like u, talk ur own strategy

Jascon4:
Such an ice breaker is mostly appropriate for exposed and intelligent ladies...they would probably perceive your sense of humour, politeness and simplicity.

On the other hand, the not-so-intelligent ones would likely take offense due to obvious misunderstanding. Hence, when it comes to icebreaker, the perception, personality, exposure and level of understanding of the recipient would normally determine her response.

Apt! Absolutely correct, well I go after d intelligent and exposed ones always

octopusfreaky:
to be frank wf uuuu,,,I mean bleeeep

I honestly don't know what bleeping means but I've been seeing that a lot on threads.. I think I can relate.. But why wud a girl come to sleep over in a guys place and not expect bleeping? Its common arithmetic. Bleeping is always on d menu.. And even if d dude deciedes tobe a nice guy and not bleep, ya'll gon call a nigga either gay or impotent. so oh yes, bleeping is necesary

octopusfreaky:
devonpaul again,,, what u guys are best known for

And what would that be o plz? Ionno watchu talking bout right here maam

octopusfreaky:
Op way are u saying,, anyways guys why is it imposican for a lady to stay over night wfout u guys doing

Doing what o pls?

onomeglo:
sack or not sack that's not my biz,anywayz happy sallah

Yels o, happy sallah #eid mubarak.. Got chickens yet?

jackyraw09:
yo mate, ion need no ice breaker i just hit the fuvking nail on its head

"i'm lodging at eko hotels for a week then i move to oriental the next week, are you in or not"

Then i flash her some bills and we go from there




















No mind me nah joke. back to the topic why not just place ice for sun and let it melt.

using hammer is an overkill in my opinion

Lol, u bosses plenty for dz NL o. Orientals! Doro boss. Bet my question is directed that still walk up to ladies to chat, where I stay, if u have a car and some money for barbecue/beer, u already got urself a poultry