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RomanceRe: What Are D Most Used ICE BREAKERS While Talking To A Strange Girl???? by devonpaul(op): 1:29pm On Jul 17, 2015
guntranno:
Big daddy, Buhari, please job creation is needed ooooooo... We seriously need job to get our time used on something more profitable and USEFUL
Yes we need better jobs that can make us stay away from dz nairaland. Okay! So while daddy buhari is answering to that, can u tell ice breakers that has bn used and work on u before
RomanceRe: What Are D Most Used ICE BREAKERS While Talking To A Strange Girl???? by devonpaul(op): 1:27pm On Jul 17, 2015
misspicy:
Afi ice breaker na...
Lol @ms spicy, so u mean a random dude can't walk up to u and chat u up wihtout flashing money. U izz a bad gyal
RomanceRe: WHEN Is The Appropriate Time To Say You Are Ready For Marriage(as A Guy Or Girl) by devonpaul(op): 1:18pm On Jul 17, 2015
adeh39:
That's it......I don't wear matching bra nd panties......infact I've not started using bra sefgrin grin grin
Okay okay. Oya prove it
RomanceRe: WHEN Is The Appropriate Time To Say You Are Ready For Marriage(as A Guy Or Girl) by devonpaul(op): 1:12pm On Jul 17, 2015
ahsekeena:
lol. Yes,I have.
Lmaooo Wow!! Are u forreal!! I don't really mean that tho. Where did u stay in ilorin? I schooled in ilorin too
PoliticsRe: Buhari Set To Attend AU Confab On Ebola by devonpaul(m): 12:59pm On Jul 17, 2015
onomeglo:
oh realy?I will surely not rest untill this whole shit about bokoharam is solved and normalcy is returned back to my dear country,mind u I'm niether Apc or pdp supporter
Yea I know, its beyond party support now. The issue affects both pdp and apc. All that is needed is time am sure, we shall conquer. They've already eaten deep into d country so its going to be difficult to overcome. And that's why all d service chiefs were even sacked am sure
RomanceRe: WHEN Is The Appropriate Time To Say You Are Ready For Marriage(as A Guy Or Girl) by devonpaul(op): 12:46pm On Jul 17, 2015
adeh39:
Me? shocked

Stop it dad.....I'm still a babygrin
U are no longer a baby, *when a girl start knowing that she's suppose to wear a matching panties and bra to be sexy, she's no longer a baby - pete edochie 2007
PoliticsRe: Buhari Set To Attend AU Confab On Ebola by devonpaul(m): 12:27pm On Jul 17, 2015
onomeglo:
He never tackle boko haram that is bombing and killing every hours now,he wants to go to equatorial guinea for ebola,nawa oo ajala jalingo,
Lmaoo, onome and his new found crush, general buhari. Always resting on buharis case like a sleeping judge undecided chai see love
RomanceRe: WHEN Is The Appropriate Time To Say You Are Ready For Marriage(as A Guy Or Girl) by devonpaul(op): 12:25pm On Jul 17, 2015
adeh39:
Here to read comments cool
Lol my baby.. Feel free, u can comment too, u sha don ready to marry but u neva bring any guy come hause. Talk ur own
RomanceRe: WHEN Is The Appropriate Time To Say You Are Ready For Marriage(as A Guy Or Girl) by devonpaul(op): 12:07pm On Jul 17, 2015
ahsekeena:
When u are ready naa nii.
Lol, av u stayed in ilorin b4? This comment sound so ilorintic
RomanceRe: Why Is The Size Of A Guy's Dick So Important To Ladies? by devonpaul(m): 11:14am On Jul 17, 2015
scribble:
Maybe the men aren't into the women.


This is why we must all thank God for Yoruba men.
Probably! What are u thanking yoruba men for o?
RomanceRe: Ladies: How Would You Cope With A Game Freak Partner by devonpaul(m): 10:50am On Jul 17, 2015
plumule:
u look like poosssy
Yea u right but sadly I don't give a F* :-Xk
RomanceRe: WHEN Is The Appropriate Time To Say You Are Ready For Marriage(as A Guy Or Girl) by devonpaul(op): 10:29am On Jul 17, 2015
mizkeleke:
Well i think its about being matured enough to go in. by matured here i aint talking about age but emotionally and otherwise.
My head swells when I see reasonable comments. God bless u.. Emotional maturity is very very important but its d most lacking ingredient dz days. Married couples divorcing or fighting themselves cos of phone password or phone securitylock. Now dats lack of emotional maturity. Valid point there mizkeleke.. Now following ur handle, do follow back plz
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by devonpaul(m): 10:23am On Jul 17, 2015
Pls am looking for friends to hangout with tonight o. Tgif, if u are in ilorin, holla @ me ya'll male or females. Drinks on me! U'll be responsible for ur asun or barbecue grin
ILORIN ONLY!!!
EntertainmentRe: Bleaching Expert, Pela Tonye Releases New Photos To Mark Birthday by devonpaul(m): 10:13am On Jul 17, 2015
Missmossy:
He looks like a bleached whale grin grin




He is obviously seeking attention.
Gaddemnit. U is wicked #bleached whale
RomanceRe: Why Is The Size Of A Guy's Dick So Important To Ladies? by devonpaul(m): 10:01am On Jul 17, 2015
octopusfreaky:
waowwwww,,,,I will keep holding onto ya legs till u bring that gigantic reptile out undecided
Loool, u'z a bad gyal. Oya follow back plz. Am now following u
RomanceRe: Why Is The Size Of A Guy's Dick So Important To Ladies? by devonpaul(m): 9:57am On Jul 17, 2015
Hausa men has d biggest and longest size of manhood (majority of them) have a larger than normal penis (inmy own opinion) reason unkown. I have a friend in lagos from zaria who does not have a girlfriend because of his size, ladies run for him all d time because of his too big joystick status. What am I driving @? Despite their well acclaimed custodian of the largest size of manhood, their women (hausa women) are still d most sexually unsatisfied women in nigeria (according to a google statistics) hausa women always complain of lack of sexual satisfaction by their husband to d extent that there was even a massive protest sometimes ago by married hausa women due to d inability of they husbands to satisfy them. so big dick is 1 thing, sexual satisfaction is another. Big dick is never a requirement for sexual satisfaction. U might wanna ask why hausa men can't satisfy their women? Well, rumours had it they love sugar so much in d north. Who still eat sugar cane dz days if not our brothers in d north. Well, I dint say anthing oooo lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: Why Is The Size Of A Guy's Dick So Important To Ladies? by devonpaul(m): 9:44am On Jul 17, 2015
Danjuma827:
Hmmmmmm so far so good you have said nothing to me. not to talk about teaching me. Get a reasonable life bro.
Bro! I'm currently doing my Msc in UI and I have a job dat brings in close to 6 figures @ every month end. Isn't dat reasonable of a life enuff?
RomanceRe: Why Is The Size Of A Guy's Dick So Important To Ladies? by devonpaul(m): 9:40am On Jul 17, 2015
octopusfreaky:
cmon just pulling ya legs,,,,size matters oooo..huh
U Stop pulling my Legs na, u wan tear my joystick? To you, it don't matter to me, same way am not bothered whether a lady has a thick booty or milky breast. If u have it, good for u, its a plus but its never a relevance. Oya leave my legs now b4 I release my giant african python on u
RomanceRe: Why Is The Size Of A Guy's Dick So Important To Ladies? by devonpaul(m): 9:35am On Jul 17, 2015
Danjuma827:
I think you need Education. You are an illiterate in terms of Biology from what I have observed from you so far. Go and read any biology books. and you will be enlightened. I don't blame you because of your ignorance. its allowed but excess of it might make you be something else.
Yo! U can say whatever man! This isn't biology son, no biology notebook or teacher (secondary or tertiary schools) will teach you what I've taught u dz morning. I'm way up, I feel blessed for sharing dz knowledges
RomanceRe: WHEN Is The Appropriate Time To Say You Are Ready For Marriage(as A Guy Or Girl) by devonpaul(op): 9:31am On Jul 17, 2015
carzola:
your father ( secondary school student ) and the rest of your family ( okadas with android/blackberry ) are not here so why worry?
Lmaooooooo #E pain am :p
RomanceRe: Why Is The Size Of A Guy's Dick So Important To Ladies? by devonpaul(m): 9:19am On Jul 17, 2015
Danjuma827:
Well I think I will let u know more. There are various ways to make a girl be in orgasm. what I just said it just part of it. and the Size of the dick determines that. You can't just be entering the Hole without your dick touching anything at all. they will definitely not enjoy it. For there to be enjoyment in that aspect then you there must be friction. Then why is it that guys who masturbate touches their dick for it? simply because of the friction that makes them derive the pleasure they want. well if you like don't believe.that's just one of the reasons.
Nigga! Stop writing nonsense here. We are touchin about vaginas here, guys don't need to touch they dicks b4 they masturbate. Many guys wet their pants by simply having a sexual fantasy imagination wt a crush same is applicable to women.. Lolz @ 'u can't be entering the hole without ur dick touching anything" like forreal nigga! U serious? Pls what are d things u touch when u thrust a vj? Except she's a virgin, u can neva come across any obstacle when thrusting a vagina. Its a journey u can't finish, no matter how large ur joystick is. I mean isn't dat d same vagina a whole baby come out from??
RomanceRe: Why Is The Size Of A Guy's Dick So Important To Ladies? by devonpaul(m): 9:11am On Jul 17, 2015
octopusfreaky:
jeeeezzzzzzzz vagina was built keeeeee,,,,,hahaha please who's the builderhuh
Oh yes! Built by ur maker. When I say built, I don't mean d technical building. U go school right? Am talking about d arrangement of our body parts and organs which is exclusive to d knowledge of d creator of d terra firma
RomanceRe: Why Is The Size Of A Guy's Dick So Important To Ladies? by devonpaul(m): 9:01am On Jul 17, 2015
itsMrIke:
You just said the dumbest things about sex oga. So you think bruising a woman's cervix is pleasurablehuh Welldone o!!!
As in! Like d dumbest I've heard in my entire life. Bruising d cervix of a woman is no pleasure and it gives no yeye orgasm. Nigga, girls can have orgasm by simply looking at you (psych imaginations)
I know girls dat have orgasm when they see bank alerts. Lol
RomanceRe: Why Is The Size Of A Guy's Dick So Important To Ladies? by devonpaul(m): 8:51am On Jul 17, 2015
Size doesn't matter, any guy/girl drinking from d cup of an hallucinating theory of can't Marry a Small Dick guy or smallbreast/ass girl obviously need a Mental reset and physchological re-evaluation and adjustment. For ladies, The Vagina is bult to accomodate any size of penis and attain orgasm and dats why most of u masturbate even with d pinky(smallest finger) and even cum while @ it. Don't think there's any guy out there wt d dick size of a pinkyfinger. So its really a mental state, a Psychological dependence. A girl/guy can even attain orgasm (cum) even without a penis thrusting or vagina immersion by simpl imaginination of a sexual thought. N:b- most of u dat base d size of what u expect from ur husband hormone size on what u watch on xvideos.com or pornhub or mojo. Be warned, images of penis u see in mojos are not real, they are drug induced, inflammed and most of d joysticks are larger than normal. Don't destroy ur anal orifice because of what u watch! Bless
RomanceRe: Why Is The Size Of A Guy's Dick So Important To Ladies? by devonpaul(m): 8:50am On Jul 17, 2015
Size doesn't matter, any guy/girl drinking from d cup of an hallucinating theory of can't Marry a Small Dick guy or smallbreast/ass girl obviously need a Mental reset and physchological re-evaluation and adjustment. For ladies, The Vagina is bult to accomodate any size of penis and attain orgasm and dats why most of u masturbate even with d pinky(smallest finger) and even cum while @ it. Don't think there's any guy out there wt d dick size of a pinkyfinger. So its really a mental state, a Psychological dependence. A girl/guy can even attain orgasm (cum) even without a penis thrusting or vagina immersion by simpl imaginination of a sexual thought. N:b- most of u dat base d size of what u expect from ur husband hormone size on what u watch on xvideos.com or pornhub or mojo. Be warned, images of penis u see in mojos are not real, they are drug induced, inflammed and most of d joysticks are larger than normal. Don't destroanal orifice because of what u watch! Bless
RomanceRe: Who Really Owns A Man? His Mother Or Wife? by devonpaul(m): 8:21am On Jul 17, 2015
ShayGirl:
Both in their different ways....
Simply put, the mother owns him from 0-marriage age, then handed d ownership to his wife from then till death do them part......

So, free d man from his mother cos he's no longer an infant,child,boy or guy...."HE'S NOW A MAN."..and since he's seperated from his mother to b united to his wife at dis stage, to me, he belongs to his wife more.
*Mature*
RomanceRe: WHEN Is The Appropriate Time To Say You Are Ready For Marriage(as A Guy Or Girl) by devonpaul(op): 8:09am On Jul 17, 2015
Oyind17:
I dey come
Lol, oyin
Come quick o, we are waiting for ur own side of the view
RomanceRe: WHEN Is The Appropriate Time To Say You Are Ready For Marriage(as A Guy Or Girl) by devonpaul(op): 7:18am On Jul 17, 2015
mytime24:
let mi ask googlE
Lol. *slaps*
Be serious jor
RomanceRe: WHEN Is The Appropriate Time To Say You Are Ready For Marriage(as A Guy Or Girl) by devonpaul(op): 7:17am On Jul 17, 2015
icekream:
To me, marriage is not about being ready, its about your ability to cope. Its just like a university, you don't say u need to be ready before you go.... If you go and you can't cope, you'll find a way to survive or get kicked out. Marriage is about coping. Once you are married, you tend to keep it going. Most marriages fail not because the couples weren't ready but because they couldn't cope again. The main reason marriages fail in Nigeria is the fault of the brides' friends.
You have a point here tho but
RomanceRe: WHEN Is The Appropriate Time To Say You Are Ready For Marriage(as A Guy Or Girl) by devonpaul(op): 7:16am On Jul 17, 2015
icekream:
To me, marriage is not about being ready, its about your ability to cope. Its just like a university, you don't say u need to be ready before you go.... If you go and you can't cope, you'll find a way to survive or get kicked out. Marriage is about coping. Once you are married, you tend to keep it going. Most marriages fail not because the couples weren't ready but because they couldn't cope again. The main reason marriages fail in Nigeria is the fault of the brides' friends.
RomanceRe: WHEN Is The Appropriate Time To Say You Are Ready For Marriage(as A Guy Or Girl) by devonpaul(op): 7:16am On Jul 17, 2015
Welrez:
It is a thing of the mind. Whenever your mind ripens.
Hmmmm
RomanceRe: WHEN Is The Appropriate Time To Say You Are Ready For Marriage(as A Guy Or Girl) by devonpaul(op): 7:14am On Jul 17, 2015
Adamsdelrio:
When you are ready emotionally, spiritually, personally, financially and other - lly(s)... Being ready varies with ages.
Apt. What's d variation in ages tho?

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