₦airaland Forum

MARY AND I (4) 18+

My lust for Mary was the sole responsibility for my problem, I was totally confused, I do not know wether to go to Rose's house or turn back home to wait for Mary then I remember Laide my friend, Laide is not academically sound but an expert when it comes to matter of women, he had countless number of girlfriends although only four were stable among them but despite that there has never been a noise from his house, he plays smart and safe.

My definition of uncle is quite different from Laide's definition, it took us a long time before we realized that no guy, even the younger ones has ever called him Uncle on campus, only girls does and when we heard such it is obvious that 2+2 will no longer be 4 but 22.

I put a call through to him knowing that he was the only friend that can help me out.

Laide: Hi Jude, anything for your boi?
Me: Oga wahala don dey o
Laide: wetin happen hope nobody die
Me: e for better if person die self, I beg e get one parole wey don boomerang for my hand and I know say you go fit help me out, you dey house? I beg na only 10 minutes I get o
Laide: na me be bad boi abi? No lele I sha dey house.

I dropped the call and headed straight to Laide's house, only God know how he play his game, I was suprised when I saw Sandra on her knee begging my friend for forgiveness, firstly Sandra was a lady that behaves like virgin Mary on campus, in fact I can bet it with anyone that she was a virgin and never has anything to do with a guy. Secondly, I was imagining what her offense could be that made her went on her knee.

My arrival was a kind of relieve for her, she stood up on her knee and gently persuade me to talk to Laide on her behalf. I was more than jealous, no woman on earth has ever knelt down to beg me, even I was the one that usually postrate for Rose, as if its a taboo for her knee to touch ground. I excused Laide from the room and told him my problem although to Sandra I wanted to talk to Laide on her behalf but my personal issues was more than hers.

Laide: wait wait wait, na so you mumu reach? I think say na lie all these while wey you dey tell us say na normal friend you dey do with Mary, chei! Mumu like you no suppose be my friend honestly, ha you fall my hand big time. ( he laughed and made jest of me) okay, what do you want me to do now?

Me: guy leave all these talk na, if I know what to do I no go come your house


It did not take him two minutes before he came up with a brilliant plan, we went to Rose's house together and convinced her that there was no problem. I was happy when successfully convinced Rose, alas! I was the dumbest person on earth, I found out when my phone rang immediately I stepped out of Rose's house, it was Mary, I smiled and felt that happiness within me that tonight must be different, she said she was waiting for me at home. I told Laide immediately that his contract has expired so I went home with the hope of eating my dinner and set for the game.

Mary: sit down Jude, I am sure you must have been looking at me like a cheap girl going by what I did earlier but honestly I am not, although I have feelings for you and I found it difficult to express but I did that because of what I heard and saw. You have never brought any babe into this house other than Rose, you count on her as if your life depend on her but my dear, Rose is too big a fish for you to carry ( I felt Mary wanted to fool me in order to have her way fully in my life, I looked into her eyes and shook my head, well even if that was her plan, my business was just to achive my aim so I gave no damn to what she said). See Jude, I will not go back on my promise only if you can bear the shock. Can we go out together this evening, lets say 7:30 exactly in 15 minutes time?

I started wondering what Mary was up to, well if going out together was all she wanted, no problem as long as we are sleeping together in this house tonight, lo and behold, we went out as she proposed, it was a popular hotel in town where big men enjoy their life, I do not know what she was up to but I knew that she know that I cannot afford that hotel, so I decided to play along, just few minutes of our stay at the reception, I received the greatest shock of my life, my own Rose was in the harm of another man, looking beautiful in her pink coloured gown which I bought for her during her last birthday. What a mess, I developed real headache immediately, my system was totally disorganized, I could not belief what I saw because Rose was such a decent girl that I can vouch for anywhere anyday.

What nonsense, I stood up immediately as I was burning seriously inside but Mary stopped me she did not allow me to take any action which I found very painful, all my plans was shattered, I even forgot that I had a plan for Mary.

Mary: Sorry Jude, we have to go home now
Me: Go where, I dont think I can leave this place, in fact I want to see that man's face, I want to know when Rose will leave this place, I want to .......in fact I mustttttttttt.....to be continued

©LUQMAN A. ALAWODE

virus05:
Please quote me if you can write articles. Payment every week

I am in, you can reach me through my email add: luqmanalawode@gmail.com or through whatsapp: 08062442573. You can chat me up. Thank you

MARY AND I (3) 18+

What! That is not possible, she is sleeping in this house tonight, not even her father can take her away "I was thinking, though I have no courage to say it out but it was written all over my eyes"

Mary: Oh no, come off it Jude, why did your mood change suddenly? Don't worry I know it's because of our assignment but trust me I will be back early tomorrow so we can solve it together before we go for lecture.

Solving the assignment together tomorrow morning before lecture was a term I never thought Mary could use, by the way what assignment could she be referring to if not the one that the stupid landlord's goat did not allow us to complete earlier.

Good, I will be glad if you fulfil your promise because I can't imagine myself not completing the assignment before lecture tomorrow, I won't even be able to sit in class. "I responded to her as she walk away with Segun.

I was alone in my room watching Night of a thousand laugh, at least to ease the pressure on me, then my phone rang, it was Rose my girlfriend, the thought of Mary engulfed me that I forgot my date with Rose, we already agreed to meet at her house and she had been expecting me for over an hour but my mind was somewhere with someone else.

Me: Hey Rose, what's up
Rose: where are you Jude? We had an agreement for 5pm and there you are asking me whatsup, don't tell me that you have forgotten.

Knowing that I had missed the road and Rose is the type that nag a lot, I quickly adjusted my voice and fabricated a lie to convince her.

Can't you feel it that my voice is not audible? I......I.. I have been having this serious headache since morning a.......nd I thought it would be over in a jiffy but ah...ah I don't know, seems am getting better sha.

Rose: oh my God, and you didn't call me? I will be there right away, have you taken any drug?
Me: I have taken some drugs and it's a bit better now, don't worry, let me come over.

Rose was worried but I was happy that I was able to convince her, I jumped up immediately, put on my FILA designer combination, I was a fan of FILA, I had lots of shirts and shoes that carries the logo, I combed my hair and set out. I was just about few metres away from my house where I was waiting for Okada to take me to my destination then Mary called my phone.

Me: hi girlfriend (we used to call ourselves boyfriend and girlfriend though nothing was associated to it until all these started)
Mary: boyfriend, are you home?
Me: no
Mary: where are you?
Me: I am on the street
Mary: please don't go far, it seems I will be coming home in the next 20 minutes, the Dean of student affairs just called Segun now and I don't think he will have my time, he has even agreed that I should go and complete my assignment since he is not sure of when he will return.

I could not tell her that I was going to my girlfriend's house so I agreed that I will be at home to receive her, just as we dropped the call, Rose called again then I realized I was in a dilemma, how do I feed two kids with one bread? I had lied to Rose that I was sick and she was worried, if I go to her house she would prefer to keep me under her watch till the following day and if I refuse to go to her house, she won't mind coming to my place to stay till the following day just to make sure that I am fine.

Here I am, my lust for Mary...........to be continued

© LUQMAN A. ALAWODE

MARY AND I (2)

Guess what! There was no response until she opened the door and found out that it was our landlord's goat that used his horn on the door, I was heartbroken, I nearly cursed the goat for making me lose the ones in a lifetime opportunity, then I sat down like a lost slowpoke who needs help from passersby to locate his family, lots of strategies started running on my head until suddenly when a stupid fellow bagged into the room in an uncultured manner, unfortunately it was Segun whom I now see as my real rival, he greeted me the usual way but I was reluctant to respond, he was the one that saw me as rival in the first place but now my own kind of jealous was a bit higher than his, I guess it was because I wasn't able to get to the promise land.

What's up Mary, you are not looking good hope you are not quarrelling with Jude? "Segun said" hearing my name provoked me the more, I looked at him like I should just command thunder to strike him to death immediately. She is fine, I guess you kept her waiting for too long that is why she is angry, you can imagine if someone took her time to prepare this kind Ogbono soup and the special one refuse to show up. "I said and excused myself from the room to allow the two lovers afterall I was not the real owner.

I could not help but sat on a couch at the verandah hoping that Segun will leave in a hurry as his usual practice, although it was never his fault, he was the Director of Welfare at SUG level and always have issues to attend to.

Surprisingly, after about 30 minutes I heard their voice coming through the passage and I felt Segun was set to leave as usual but I saw Mary in a different dress, she appeared like someone who was going for a night party, "Chei, finally this stupid boy don spoil my show" they approached me and Segun said, Jude, Mary won't come back home this night, she has to be with me because I don't like the mood I met her when I came so I guess she needs me around. "What? That is not possible, she is sleeping in this house and no one is taking her anywhere, she was sent to school to study and not to be sleeping around with men, you are not taking her anywhere, I was................... to be continued.

©LUQMAN A. ALAWODE

MARY AND I

Guess what! There was no response until she opened the door and found out that it was our landlord's goat that used his horn on the door, I was heartbroken, I nearly cursed the goat for making me lose the ones in a lifetime opportunity, then I sat down like a lost slowpoke who needs help from passersby to locate his family, lots of strategies started running on mh head until suddenly when a stupid fellow bagged into the room in an uncultured manner, unfortunately it was Segun whom I now see as my real rival, he greeted me the usual way but I was reluctant to respond, he was the one that saw me as rival in the first place but now my own kind of jealous was a bit higher than his, I guess it was because I wasn't able to get to the promise land.

What's up Mary, you are not looking good hope you are not quarelling with Jude? "Segun said" hearing my name provoked me the more, I looked at him like I should just command thunder to strike him ro death immediately. She is fine, I guess you kept her waiting for too long that is why she is angry, you can imagine if someone took her time to prepare this kind Ogbono soup and the special one refuse to show up. "I said and excused myself from the room to allow the two lovers afterall I was not the real owner.

I could not help but sat on a couch at the verandah hoping that Segun will leave in a hurry as his usual practice, although it was never his fault, he was the Director of Welfare at SUG level and always have issues to attend to.

Surprisingly, after about 30 minutes I heard their voice coming through the passage and I felt Segun was set to leave as usual but I saw Mary in a different dress, she appeared like someone who was going for a night party, "Chei, finally this stupid boy don spoil my show" they approached me and Segun said, Jude, Mary won't come back home this night, she has to be with me because I don't like the mood I met her when I came so I guess she needs me around. "What? That is not possible, she is sleeping in this house and no one is taking her anywhere, she was sent to school to study and not to be sleeping around with men, you are not taking her anywhere, I was................... to be continued.

©LUQMAN A. ALAWODE

Thank you boss, next one drops shortly

MARY AND I 18+

So Mary was my friend, as in close pal we studied the same course and reside in the same house, her room was next to mine, we were like five and six despite our gender difference, some people call me her husband and she never fought anyone one to stop it despite the fact that she had a boyfriend on the same campus, her belief was that Segun will understand that she can't date her course mate and even her house mate at that, although Segun was a jealous type, I noticed that through the way he greets me whenever we have course to, he greets me like his rival but I never give a damned.

It was on a Sunday evening, this aroma became so inviting that I had to leave my room for hers, her pot of Ogbono soup can not be ignored as she garnished it with Titus fish, ponmo, goat meat, snail and crayfish. Oh a wrap of semo would not be bad for this type of soup, "I said" no why not 20 wraps? "she responded" that was our usual way anyway so her response was nothing to me, of course she likes to eat semo but her Ibotic nature denied her of the skill to prepare it, all she could do is Apu and Eba.

Wait Mary, is Segun coming today cos this your soup no be small thing on, person fit use the aroma self chop for dream but how come you told me that you didn't have money yesterday, Chei women, despite all I was saying there was no response from her but I gave no damn whether she like it or not, let Segun die if he wants to die, even if there is anything else in the soup I must have a taste.

I rest my back on her 3 1/2 mattress and was surprised at what happened next, Mary fell straight on my chest, it was a great shock, I was only thinking about the Ogbono soup and semo but what happened was way beyond that, I could not ask Mary to stand up, I guess no guy of my age will reject such advance except if been followed to school by his village people, I kept quite for about 1 minute as my brain was very busy thinking about the next line of action. Is Mary drunk or something? "I thought within me" I opened my gentle arms to caress her back which was very pleasant, I thought she would reject that but she welcomed it.

Few seconds to the romance, we were carried away by our lustful act when there was a sudden knock at the door. Hoooooooooooooo who could that be, are you expecting someone? "I asked " but Mary could not look me in the end eye, I guess she felt shy of her move, we both adjusted our position as if nothing had happened and it took her almost 90 seconds before she could ask the person at the door who he/she was. Guess what!..................

© LUQMAN A. ALAWODE

Nice one

Nice to read this

Please, can you give a detail information on how to start, the mode of registration and how to generate income? Thank you

Hello, I am interested, I will send the e mail message as you have instructed but you can as well click on my name and read few of my articles here, I also have some of my articles on my Facebook page "writeaholic".

Thank you

Nice one, keep it up

Thanks, I have checked through the link but pls, is this info genuine? Ones story should not be left in the hand of scammer.

Ben was a successful business man, he deals in local goods; buying and selling, consequently, he was able to earn a living and boast of fat bank account.

One day, a business was introduced to him which is directly related to the one he does but it was about importing those goods from foreign countries which if he did, his profit will be multiplied compare to the local business that he was used to.

Ben signed all the necessary documents and released all his business capital to import his goods. Two weeks later, he could not see his good so he called his supposed business partner.

Lo and behold, the partner referred him to the papers he signed and when Ben read over, he realised that, apart from the front page that indicated business deal, the page which he signed showed that he just refunded the money he had been owing for a while. This was how Ben lost his money and his business was liquidated.

* Never rush into a new deal if the content is not clear
* Nigerians are lazy when it comes to reading terms and conditions, because we assumed that we know it all. This is insanity
* Never judge a book by its cover, the content may not be favourable
* As much as you open your eyes, open your brain

God bless Nigeria.

Luqman A. Alawode

WHY ARE WE SO DUMB?

It is quite unfortunate that people still fail to learn from the mistake of others. Yoruba adage says "eni ti o jin si koto, o ko ara yoku logbon" that is "the mistake of someone is the bedrock of wisdom for others"

While I was much younger, I saw beautiful houses on my street which as of then were my dream houses, today, I look back and discovered that those building are now tagged "OLD STRUCTURES". I saw exotic cars like bittle, today, you will not buy it for 20,000. Meaning that nothing last forever, whereas many of the owners acquired these properties through trick and other vices.

The rich that got their wealth through ritual dies, those that loot public fund dies and those that got theirs through legal activities also dies. Just as the rich, the poor also dies.

It is sadden that despite the fact that we have seen the beginning and end of many of the ritualists, we still see people been paraded on TV screen with human parts. Why the cruelty, when all the money and power they sought cannot grant them unending life?

There is nothing on earth that is worth killing one another to achieve, be it POWER, POSITION or WEALTH because one day, we shall be no more.

I hereby charge you as you read this, NEVER LOOK FOR ANYTHING BY FORCE BECAUSE THOSE MATERIALS CAN NOT SAVE YOU IN THE DAY OF RESURRECTION.

God bless Nigeria

Luqman A. Alawode

Statistically, there are more bastards in late Octobers, Novembers and early Decembers.

I have took my time to study why this is so and I have found the reason for this. February 14th which is called valentine's is supposed is supposed to be a day for lovers but what happened today? Our children hardly differentiate between love and lust.

In the real sense of it, love is not to be celebrated ones in a year, it is an everyday activity, therefore, if you are a victim of ones in a year celebration, I sincerely sympathize with you.

Parent/guardian, it is time we train our children the way of God, stop them from formication in the name of celebration.

In days like this, ice cream and meat pie is all it takes to throw our girls off their feet and make them open their laps, as if ones you take a cup of ice cream your brain disappears.

I am not against the valentines day celebration but let there be sanity, let us stop producing bastards as Yoruba adage says "agbo ile to n toro, omo ale ibe ni ko tii dagba" that is "an environment that produces bastards can never be peaceful"

God bless Nigeria.

Luqman A. Alawode