ME: how many head dey for #1000 naira note?
PEOPLE: Na 2 heads.
ME: How many head dey for $100 dollar note?
PEOPLE: Na 1 head.
ME:How many head dey for Euro note?
PEOPLE: Euro no get head.

ME:Euro no get head but na him big pass, Meanwhile 50 naira note full himself with head,front and back like herdsmen.
Las las all these put head together na MAJOR S CAM.

DID I JUST COMMENT FIRST ON THIS POST?

LET ME SEE IF IT WILL HIT FP,

MEANWHILE,
IHEDIOHA WANTS TO DEMOLISH EVERYTHING IN IMO STATEOOOOOOOOOO

youngmd:

I need a old Facebook account to buy if u have
qoute me let chat

10k, 9 years old,not joking

2019elections:
Please read, a true life story.

A man had three beautiful girlfriends but didn't know which one to marry. As a test, he gave them N2,000,000 each to see how they will spend it.

The first girlfriend went to get a complete makeover. She came back and said. Here I am "I spent the money so I could look good to you cos I love you so much".

The second went shopping. Bought iPhone X-max, iPad, and other luxuries for the boyfriend. She came back and said " I bought you all these gifts cos I love you".

The third collected the money and invested . Afterwards, the money doubled and he returned to the boyfriend. He gave him back his money and said " I invested the money. Here is the capital, the interest has been invested for our future. I did all cos I love you ".

The boyfriend thought for so long how they've spent their money. At last, he decided to marry the one with the biggest breast.

Na so ur highness take reach
And i was waiting for the interesting part of the story

That guy pass Awaziem,coach do something

This green jersey,i no too like am i swear

This chukwueze,is he a human being?

Chukwueze for President

Is chukwueze from Biafra?

[b][/b]is this chukwueze human being at all?

Bien sports na bastard, speaking in tongues comemtator,
But i still dey manageam.
Midfield well controlled by Super Eagles

Musa try post once

Musa play directoooooooooooooo

Biafran gooooaaaaallllllll

Make i hear say that thing go work....

Ghana na Ghana, dem no fit change,
Tufia,aru,

Wait,Amadioha is speaking

Flier:
Dont mind the idiots

idiots that can buy your entire village,including your dead ancestors.

Olodo ,blocked brain like you is calling a succesful man ,idiot

I still dey fearooooo.
See Ighalo see cameroun pick form.

Believe me ,Eto and Papilo bet money,the way dem dey do,i suspect something

Witlee:
Ighalo does it 1:0

oga na 5g u dey use?

I talkam just now

Electdbahdguy:
KAIIII... AND I GO PLAY THIS MATCH 100K..


GUYS MAKE I CASHOUT??

30K CASHOUT NOW

dont bro,the game is 1:0,
I watched it last night,this is the replay,pls send me airtel 5k,after nigeria win

Dafemich:
Welcome the new Messi of Nigeria, Samuel chukweuze

i swear,that guy is something else

iPopAlomo:
Fact!!!


This tall guy upfront is useless....

i swear

Akpeyi is a joker,see drama

I love that striking force.
Chukwueze us a good player but he should be very careful

See good striking from Burundi guy

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As the aspiring president of the CRA, i suport you my loyal member

B1ak3:
On the second and fourth pix she looks like someone being forced to smile.

Let me caption the second pix

"When you just realised that you sold your youth because someone opened the door to a private jet for you to enter and snap picture"

Have you gone close to a private jet before in your life?
I mean ,if not mtn free data will you be online to say this trash?

BIGGIE121:
The case don finish be ooo, the judicial system in nigeria is defective , someone that should be serving a jail term of 7 years is back on streets .smoking his igbo chai...


Tears for nigeria

as a criminal or what?
Poverty stricken people like you always think through their anus and po o through their mouth.
Olod o

What's really wrong with this beautiful Referee sef?