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Politics / Re: Attack On Uzodinma’s Country Home Politically Sponsored, Says Imo Govt by DeWisedon(m): 2:24pm On Apr 24, 2021
colorsofrainbow:
Don't ever insult the people of Anambra again..What's the meaning of that if I may ask? angry

My bloda dont vex, he is not a man of preacher of rove
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Granada Europa League (2 - 0) On 15th April 2021 by DeWisedon(m): 8:25pm On Apr 15, 2021
Any link to stream online abeg
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Granada Europa League (2 - 0) On 15th April 2021 by DeWisedon(m): 8:17pm On Apr 15, 2021
I subscribe 12,400 on my DSTv and yet i cant see any channel showing this match, i no dey understand anytinooooo
Romance / Re: Valentine: My Girlfriend Surprised Me With A 22k Wrist Watch (Photos) by DeWisedon(m): 9:46am On Feb 16, 2021
I wore this watch 5 years ago and its 2500,,,, 22k ko,22k ni,,, Aboki waterproof watch.....But must una post rubbish for fp?


I just wonder, is this a platform for news wey dey educating at all? Quote my grammar and loose ur boo
Travel / Re: Inside Kano Porto Golf Resort by DeWisedon(m): 1:21am On Jun 29, 2020
So Kano get water wey connect the city sef,what a beautiful city but aboki na still aboki,if u lik buy Turkey suit for am,him go still show u say him be aboki
Celebrities / Re: IG Withdraws E-money’s Police Escort, Orders His Probe by DeWisedon(m): 3:00pm On May 12, 2020
moralistic:
.
e pain you
Investment / Good bye by DeWisedon(m): 1:27pm On May 12, 2020
For your
Politics / Re: Lockdown Hunger: Abuja Residents Steal Rice From Truck by DeWisedon(m): 10:05pm On Apr 14, 2020
roundman:
In your absence?and you said they had a gun? nawaoh
my brother was in my flat in his own room sir,If they had seen my car key,it would have been another story
Politics / Re: Lockdown Hunger: Abuja Residents Steal Rice From Truck by DeWisedon(m): 8:23pm On Apr 14, 2020
I was fucking robbed last night,4 guys with gun stormed my house in my absence and packed all my clothes and gadgets, Here in Owerri. IMAGINE A COUNTRY WE ARE IN

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Politics / Re: Pastor Odumeje (the Lion Himself) Has Confirmed His Prophecy About Corona by DeWisedon(m): 9:41pm On Apr 10, 2020
nkwuocha1:


grin grin grin grin
You don use laugh tear my Belle.

"You must ye by force!"
".. e wu Nye gi akawu... You must ye!"
i am indabosky habosky, rion himself,

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Politics / Re: Pastor Odumeje (the Lion Himself) Has Confirmed His Prophecy About Corona by DeWisedon(m): 8:42pm On Apr 10, 2020
GMBuhari:
Some contents don't need to spend a minute on nairaland

it literally can make you dumber

this is one of them
who you? Who born you? How do you form? Who bo
Politics / Re: Pastor Odumeje (the Lion Himself) Has Confirmed His Prophecy About Corona by DeWisedon(m): 8:42pm On Apr 10, 2020
Mikehot:
This guy is always high
who you? Who born you? Where you? How do you form?

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Health / Re: I Have Been Having Itchy Penis For Over Six Months by DeWisedon(m): 2:43pm On Apr 03, 2020
Go and buy Quadriclear tube, thank me after 24 hours. Thats the only solution,bro,
Crime / Re: Convid-19 Sit At Home Order: Angry Warri Youths Attack State Security Officers by DeWisedon(m): 2:15pm On Apr 01, 2020
E don redooooo
Politics / Re: COVID-19: 11 Million Poor Nigerians To Get Palliatives — FG by DeWisedon(m): 9:29am On Apr 01, 2020
11 millions?? What happens to the rest 190 million people?
TV/Movies / Re: Movie Made In 2018 Where Corona Virus Mentioned With Detailed Explanation(video) by DeWisedon(m): 7:40pm On Mar 29, 2020
I told my guy this was no God punishing,its wickedness of man and their selfish interest.this virus is man made amd the people that created it have the vaccine. NOW CHINA HAS SUCCEEDED IN humbling the worlds economy.
Health / Re: Coronavirus: Video Of Lagos Isolation Center At Onikan Almost Ready by DeWisedon(m): 9:55pm On Mar 27, 2020
This is really great,thanks to Sanwo Olu for this
Politics / Re: Covid-19:hope Uzodinma Pays Salaries Of All Imo Civil & Public Servants Today by DeWisedon(m): 8:34pm On Mar 26, 2020
BREAKING NEWS!!!!
4 new cases of the virus has been recorded in Imo,Abia and Onitsha.
The 1 in Onitsha is an ASSAULT CASE currently in court right now
The 2 in Abia is a BRIEFCASE and a SUITCASE and its been handled by Jehovah Witness right now,

A case was just reported in Owerri, the capital of Imo State this evening around 5:23pm,
It's a PILLOW CASE.

Pls stay safe,observe social distancing and stay at home

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Education / Re: Meet Secondary Student Appointed King In Ondo After Death Of His Father by DeWisedon(m): 3:16am On Mar 25, 2020
This one na eze umu okorobia

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Politics / Re: The Igbo Name Of Corona Virus Is "Azuzu China" - Senator Rochas Okorocha by DeWisedon(m): 6:56pm On Mar 23, 2020
That guy above me is high on something
Politics / Re: The Igbo Name Of Corona Virus Is "Azuzu China" - Senator Rochas Okorocha by DeWisedon(m): 6:56pm On Mar 23, 2020
I love this man inswear

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Politics / Re: Influential Traditional Rulers Who Were Dethroned In Nigeria. by DeWisedon(m): 2:11pm On Mar 11, 2020
It can only happen in the north and south, NO ONE DARES TOUCH OBI OF ONITSHA,

AMADIOHA WILL STRIKE THAT PERSON DEA D BEFORE SUNRISE

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Crime / Re: SARS Detained Me For Not Having Messages On My Phone by DeWisedon(m): 2:04am On Feb 25, 2020
If i talk wetin dem do me last week, water go dey fall from.my eyes, i rather shut my mouth until i leave this country, i now fear any human being with black uniform cus they are threat to my life
Travel / Re: Why Do We Have To Raise Airplane Window Blinds Before Landing? by DeWisedon(m): 5:58pm On Jan 01, 2020
Arik air no get blinds,

na curtain dem get
Fashion / Re: Ebube Nwagbo Stuns In All-White Pants And Maxi-Transparent Top by DeWisedon(m): 5:28pm On Oct 14, 2019
If you you know you came here to see the real underpant,please raise up your hand..

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Jokes Etc / Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by DeWisedon(m): 11:12pm On Oct 13, 2019
Rage is when Aisha Comes back from UK and finds out that another woman is with BuBu in za oza room���
Family / Re: I Still Masturbate Even After I Got Married by DeWisedon(m): 11:50pm On Oct 10, 2019
GuyWise:
Your wife is the problem here because she knowing fully well about your condition and still refuse you entering her honey well is an act of wickedness.


You guys going upto weeks without sexual intercourse speaks volume of the fact that your wife is seeing someone else or she too is a MASTURBATOR (just that she's being to careful for you not too see her doing it)


I LOVE MASTURBATION AND I DON'T THINK I AM QUITTING ANYTIME SOON NOT EVEN WHEN I AM MARRIED..... I love to masturbate.


Secondly "If you want to enjoy masturbation don't do it with porn, just use your imagination, you will last longer and enjoy the beautiful act"
the heavenly race,u sure say u follow dey runam at all?

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Jokes Etc / Re: Short funny jokes by DeWisedon(m): 10:48am On Oct 10, 2019
ENGLISH: If Theo walk at night,Theo might get lost.
PIDGIN: If Theo waka for night, THEOPHILUS �����

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Jokes Etc / Re: Just For Fun: English Vs Pidgin by DeWisedon(m): 4:16pm On Oct 09, 2019
ENGLISH : So you have a car?
PIDGIN: Carton

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Jokes Etc / Re: Just For Fun: English Vs Pidgin by DeWisedon(m): 4:15pm On Oct 09, 2019
phranklyn92:

Lol
Maguy grin
I no dey smoke
Na inspiration from above sad cool
calm down,i no be E F C C or N D L E A, i need dat kind inspiration
Jokes Etc / Re: Just For Fun: English Vs Pidgin by DeWisedon(m): 4:11pm On Oct 09, 2019
phranklyn92:
FTC baby
Lemme add mine sharp
ENGLISH: The cat can swim
PIDGIN: Na catfish
guy talk true,wetin u smoke?
No fear,i wan smokam too

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Celebrities / Re: M.I Vs Vector Beef: Who Is Winning And Losing? by DeWisedon(m): 1:03am On Oct 08, 2019
If not for MI,i never even know that Vector dropped a diss track..Who is Vector ,?
The only vector i know is Vector quantity and Scalar quantity

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