₦airaland Forum

cdamsel: Mynd I missed u last 9t oh,y u go MIA na

CoxyB: So, wot ar u up to?

cdamsel: *in my igbo accent*baby mu,gba halu mu,u know hw e b na

ikekings: Eheee now.. Na so paroles be now... ...

ikekings: Both... Licking to feel the smoothness... Then, sucking to devour the sweetness...

Nnekacherry: Be sincere??
When I'm thinking of how to woo you and you are busy trying to get a room at the sexuality section with some babe??...

I think it's time to tell these your numerous girlfriends off...
I'm now ready for them... Lol

Nnekacherry: Taste me??...
I haven't wooed you yet and you already want a taste of me??...
And I'm here thinking I'm going to woo a gentle man..

Don't make me choose that guy that is hungry... I think he is a gentle man..

Ishilove: Lol. It takes one to know one

darlinggift: Darling to woo jambsupport

Ishilove: Why does that sound so dirty??

binger: Nna,u never answer me.dis audition get deadline?

Chukskalidon: ewoh! Vivi God bless u oooo. D onli gud man here. Live sexkil, later I go treat im 4k up.

Chukskalidon: bia, dnt help me anymore cos if I vex I fit collect babes wey go woo u 4 nyt and u no go knw. U knw wot I mean,dude!Atleast u knw d difference b/w direct and indirect speech.

vivian chinaza: ouch babe! Ok, I'm so in!

Chukskalidon: So up til nw am nt yet selected. I no go eat until am selected

vivian chinaza: .......ok. I'd love to, I just hope to be around that day.

Idowuogbo: U dey craze? Na me u write dat love letter 2? U went wine testing and am here testing waters. O boi! Ja da nu mehn...

cdamsel: come dis ur recap tin don do,u no dey work 4 NTA(9'o'clock news)

Back 2 d question way I ask b4,who 190 pick 4 season1?

LastApostle: Lol...I like Dem big backside

LastApostle: The angel of light is here. She illuminates the dark part of life so that I can walk majestically to my dreams.

The quintessential lady of substance. You are priceless and remains the object of fantasy in my life. I will adore u and cherish u worshipping in the vineyard of bliss where you are the goddess.

Ladies and Gentlemen, help me welcome Vivian Chinasa, the reason why I am on nairaland.

Sweetheart...- crave your indulgence to woo me.

ItsModella: yeah, like you've seen a man without a dlck.

LastApostle: This racket Wey u dey always programme, why u no wan fix me something as buddies na?

Idowuogbo: Come! Organiser! If Nnayi no gree surface,, I fit express my feeling to my e-crush? Is Lesbiano tinz allowed?