₦airaland Forum

slimyem: ....and i post my picture in....
10...9....8....7....6................seconds!
...you don't see it....na carry over o...

ikekings: Seriously, and he knows when and where to seek the attention...

Idowuogbo: Fawck u!
Trying to get back at me cus I was busy laughing my azz off to oluface diss rite? Egbe Oshi!

ikekings: I dey tell you... If not for brother tinz... I for don curse am since...

DailyNews: lol, seriously, 99.9% of regular female users on nairaland are:

1. ugly or not too pretty to win ovation offline
2. maybe good looking & too old
3. not natural cos d fair ones must hve bleached every nook n cranny of their body to look appealing n yet to no avail


and for d above reasons, they resort to nairaland hourly for consolation & to see if they can lure some gullible minded guys into illusion love

guys beware, most have been tagged no go zone offline, so they are desperately searching for husbies...lol by all possible means.

Dnt say I didn't warn u

ikekings: I said that I'm with her, that nothing will happen to her...

ikekings: Wetin dey laugh you?

slimyem: that one wey she be like person wey wan release solid fart?

ikekings: Lol... Mba now... Akwu m gi na azu... Onwero ihe ga eme gi... Achoro mu ifu foto gi... ...

DailyNews: OMG! I cnt believe majority of them are so this ugly...wow...is that y they chose nairaland romnce section as their second home, haven failed to attract their dm offline cos of their presumed pretty looks oho oho...gradually, all secrets shall be made known, we r washing, yes we are washing...

Carius: U don't luv dis guy to start with.like most young girls(16-22),u're only interested in what he can give u.he is stingy to u because of ur selfishness.d guy is not a mugu.since he started dating u,what value have u added to his life?why all dis hype about givin punny?its no big deal.u're going to enjoy it too.if u're not ready to ''give'',stay clear of r/ships.

oluface: Bobo you no get anything to say. Just Bleep off.

oluface: Mr Man if you can answer my question just keep ur steew peed mouth shut. Id!ot. You always talk as if you are the most sensible member on nairaland. Ode alainilakaye. Oponu ayira. O ya damilohun. Olorikori bi eja ice. Koshi joor.

butterflyy: She was dissappointed when she found out d real size of ur cork, which is 3 Inches n that u lied to her that its 11 Inches. She needed an excuse n d passport was handy.

jhydebaba: Tell her ur nationality has nothing to do with the size of ur cork.

ikekings: ... Anti-gbagaun=190...

skydeep: he is jealous