UmericanGirl: What a stupid lady. Nigerian men are the best

joeydozzy:

if you knew the poster well, you'll know he jokes 99.99% of the time

jhydebaba: Tell her ur nationality has nothing to do with the size of ur cork.

Mr..Cork:
My new white babe left me simply becoz she found my Nigerian passssport.. she tort i waz Jamaican.

We been datin for 1 week and she claimed i waz too gooodlookin to look like Nigerian. Please advise!!

xynerise:
Tell her she is an antelope

Mr..Cork:
My new white babe left me simply becoz she found my Nigerian passssport.. she tort i waz Jamaican.

We been datin for 1 week and she claimed i waz too gooodlookin to look like Nigerian. Please advise!!

joeydozzy:

if you knew the poster well, you'll know he jokes 99.99% of the time

Mrs.Chima:


You don't look NOTHING jamo and certainly don't talk like one. You look like a bantu malfunction and Precious' twin brother.

Mrs.Chima:


You don't look NOTHING jamo and certainly don't talk like one. You look like a bantu malfunction and Precious' twin brother.

butterflyy: She was dissappointed when she found out d real size of ur cork, which is 3 Inches n that u lied to her that its 11 Inches. She needed an excuse n d passport was handy.

Mrs.Chima:


You don't look NOTHING jamo and certainly don't talk like one. You look like a bantu malfunction and Precious' twin brother.

butterflyy: She was dissappointed when she found out d real size of ur cork, which is 3 Inches n that u lied to her that its 11 Inches. She needed an excuse n d passport was handy.

Mr..Cork:
OK.. she just asked me again why home based Nigerians on TV always have tribal mark... wot do I tell her?

kokoye: I thot Mr. Cork had vanishing into thin air.

oh well...

D-Explorer:
Home based? Probably she was asking you about our Super Eagles.

joeydozzy: tell her you're Somalian

Mr..Cork:


Somali people hav big foreheAd .... i dont!