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Idowuogbo: I can't find my glasses

Chei, no now, oya check inside well well you go see am

chucky234: Make somebody try wake Dyt cos today na her day,a day made specially by God to join two wonderful people together as one.

My man, you dey on point. You know that kin tin na

chidyhels: OP_ds ur love is strng o,as early as dis,u don compose this ur 'woo-story'; i ope dyt devc tym to read tru

Babe, na love cause am o, the tin get as e dey do me

Idowuogbo: *checks time*

Na wa ooo!!

Idowu, oya wetin time talk?

Walexz02: D piece swit.....

Thanks dude

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slimyem: shoeless ke??
U nor even get money,u wan misbehave.Abegi o...
No suffering can come to any of my pikins no matter how many they are...

suffer ke? C'mon na! Shoeless no be suffering o. It could be a decision Better life don tanda for dem as long as you deliver my strikers, defenders etc..you know shey

freecocoa: Yes keep smiling dear,she's all yours.

Just show her you are able and capable

Able and capable? Like in between the legs

slimyem: football team ke??u wan spoil my punnanni??

Haba, wey mama suliatu go mix better concotion for you na. I wan use dem decorate my house, at least if dem dey shoeless one of dem go be President

Dyt: Show me sm stunts

Stunts? Like acrobatics and choreography? LOL. Pretty one, the best stunt is the promise of a life together and forever Guess what? I'm having a surprise for you tomorrow morning right now am thinking of having the bestest of night ONLY with your beautiful smile. Dyt, we could grow something deep from within us and see it last a life-time but tonight, all i want is to see you smile

freecocoa: Dyt please whatever you do,accept him,he's a nice man.

chei, see endorsement! Freecocoa, can i keep shining this teeth *exhale*

Dyt:
I nid sm1 help me out
Lost touch mehn

The help is here how do you want it?

ifihearam: Where have you been. My dude has been restless,he refused eating and drinking beer

Guy, no spoil my show. Yes, i no eat, Yes, am restless, commot the drinking beer part

Dyt: Peeps 2 c who's in

Dyt na only your face dey my mind? I've got long-term plans for you babe. I'm restless, i need you to comfort me. I neva normal since afternoon, restore me, only that pretty smile can be that potent with no side-effect

slimyem: ehen hen?
I never hear am o..
If i hear am....i go donate the pikins!

Omoge, you go fit donate football team? *my prerequisite*

ifihearam: you mean you dont know D explorer is madly in love with you

Alright na *indoor meeting*

Dyt: cat walks in

*thinking* (is it catwalks in or cat walks in..shuddering) *gains confidence*
Here she comes, feeling like a star. Oh yeah, she's a star. Dyt, with that reply, my dinner can wait. How did it go - your day?

To Dyt <=== *Rumbling Barry White song - I'VE GOT SO MUCH TO GIVE * *half copied lyrics*

I know that, our love is different
Our lives will be different

Trust me baby, trust me
Now, that I'm here, no more tears

Come here, come here
And you won't find, things
That broke your heart
And blew your mind

Not here, no, not here
And my, oh, my
Girl, can't you see, can't you see that I I've got so much to give to you, my dear

It's gonna take a lifetime, it's gonna take years
To you my dear I've got so much to give

It's gonna take my lifetime
It's gonna take years and years
And years and years

And I'll fill you in your hopes and dreams

Believe me, girl, you got everything
Right here, right here

No one could offer you more
Than the love I have for you in store

It's here, oh, oh, yeah
And my, oh, my

Honey, can't you see, can't you see that I
I've got so much to give to you my dear

It's gonna take a lifetime, it's gonna take years
To you my dear I've got so much to give

It's gonna take my lifetime
It's gonna take years and years
And years and years

And I'll fill you in your hopes and dreams
Believe me, girl, you got everything
Right here, right here

No one could offer you more
Than the love I have for you in store

It's here, oh, oh, yeah
And my, oh, my

Honey, can't you see, can't you see that I
I've got so much to give to you my dear

It's gonna take a lifetime, it's gonna take years
To you my dear I've got so much to give

It's gonna take my lifetime
It's gonna take years and years
And years and years

Believe me, baby
We've found that certain thing
That certain feeling
That lets two people
Express themselves, how they feel

Let your love flow inside of you
Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, baby

Hey[b] Dyt [/b] i humbly demand your beautiful presence accompanied by an innocent smile. Pls., come up here and lets have a smooth conservation if just a min. I'm tempted to create a post for US; You and I i want your approval

ifihearam: i suggest you open a thread for her and i will be right behind you

This one you open, sweetcocoa never gree for you. How that one go work na?

chucky234: Hmmm long throat,you don dey think of Jambsupport and Slimyem abi.

I'm so worried, you don't understand my condition. Dyt never reply. Only her smile can restore my normalcy. See papers full table, i can't think straight. Chei, make una help me o o o o o o o

ifihearam: how we go do jambsupport and slimyem

*whispers* no be here now, haba. Wait, slimyem good for bedmatics? *talk silently o*

ifihearam: nor be even you i be dey refer to technically oooo.anyways i appreciate your sign of friendship sha. gracias

My apologies my man. Na now i understand your post. You see hen, as Dyt never reply so, my heart they lose megabyte. Chei, abeg make una help me call am o o o o o

ifihearam: but seriously are you really beautiful so i can arrange you for my good friend D explorer

My man, how many ladies now. You sef dey hunt me? See Dyt dey blush, make una leave us now

ifihearam: you see there are two kinds of guys here on nairaland;the bold ones that can open a thread to profess their love to a woman or some that uses other peoples thread to woo their woman,i believe you know which category every guy here falls into.

hahahahaha, IFIHEARAM make bicycle break your leg there. Wetin your topic be? You didn't tag a name to it. I dey serious business here. I'm neutral, i left freecocoa for you and CHUCKY as a good sign of friendship, wetin again

Dyt:

Oops! I'm sorry i asked how're feeling. A normal mind should know that an imagined beauty like you should be fine. Now, you see, am not normal and only a smile from that pretty face of yours can restore me. Lets connect naturally, like no one is around. I want you beside me, around me, on me can i've the pleasure of a YES? Oh no, not that fast, how about a smile? Pretty one!

chucky234: I don reach Cindy yesterday come give her small intro,I go let you know once I cement her for you.

Chei, see bad market. No be here you for talk that kin tin na *icon sef*

chucky234: Guy no worry about that guy at all,10 of that guy combined no even get the slightest skillz to wrestle my cocoa comot for my hand na,abi you no trust your man.

I trust you die, no be today na but come, Dyt dey shy? She no dey viewing centre na

Jambsupport: hehehe ur nt serious. wots d meanin of dat

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Jambsupport: freecocoa, dexplorer z free o my hands r up hehehe

Thanks babe

kola oloye: Squeeze him ,throw him away and come back to your love.

Who bi this? You won chop wetin dey for elders. Chucky, Ifihearam, no dull things na

*barge into NL* First things first *wey my arsenal of phoney, clears throat*

Dyt: yh ryt

Hi Dyt, i'm sorry i replied late. How're you feeling today?