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This FFK guy is really funny.

Why are you now crying to us.Are we your parents?

Simply go and answer your query or go and hide on a Baobab tree for 11 hours like Dino.

You know you dont have backups, and you were illegally running your lips.

I highly doubt if you can get public sympathy.

You made your bed. Go and lie on it.

Saraki played his cards too early.

He would have stood a better chance in 2023.

I can see APC members hoping he gets the PDP ticket.

PDP might never recover from this one.

Im in serious pains right now...lol. Funkeee!!!

Cos he knows some set of people will always support him na.

Nice Job OP.
But i expected diabetes higher up on your list.
But good job still.

Leave the country bro. Australia is a good country that will gladly sponsor cooks from all over the world. As long as you can prove it.
If i were you i will look for money, gather my documents, apply and in a year they should be issuing your visa.
Just my 1 cent.

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Lol...well written and produced by politics wood (pollywood).

So Dino in your mind, you think Nigerians are buying this superstory.

I only have 1 question to ask. Please which kind of tree did you climb? Was it a palm tree or baobab tree?

skillzbae:
It's not easy to lose someone especially when you are so close.... I lost my mom Oct 1999, attempted suicide cos of her death 3 times, dropped out of school, took alot of my family cos their lives was also put on hold, (watching me to avoid a successful suicide and convincing me go go back to school) 19years later, a graduate, a mother, a wife and I have still not gotten over her death.

Have you ever considered that you might be suffering from major depression. I dont think that is normal grief.

Meanwhile ,Fayose and PDP still winning massively on nairaland.
Una go hear am for 2019.

australian favour returned

ojoro penalty

I need a link to stream this match.

Somebody help.

kyjuan99:
First of that result was released by beko kuti in 1993 so wat exactly are u thanking God for?
Secondly they were only two candidates in that election and ppl's choices will always vary so expecting ppl to vote a particular candidate is madness

Just like expecting everyone to vote GEJ in 2015 was madness.

Afterall there was also more than 1 candidate.

Buhari and the small parties.

Pls stop trying to justify the political mistake .

Like Davido said .

Go and hide your face.

LochOtieno:
Sophisticated morron....

don't be suprise he joins apc.....

bloody betrayals...

It seems ban is hungrying you.

Thank God for the release of June 12 election results.

Now we know who the real betrayers from time immemorial are.

To even think you guys would vote for Tofa against Abiola (except Anambra).

And now you have the guts to open that mouth of yours to talk gabbage.

Abiola has been honored, GEJ has lost. Get a life and get over it.

Una go hear am for 2019.

The fate of Buhari lies in the Southwest.

You wanna know who the yorubas will vote for? Ask yourself who do you think Yorubas stand to gain the most from in 2019? Buhari or Atiku? And then you can know who will win 2019.

As for the Southeast. Its nothing personal, its just politics.

A simple coma would have made this easy. No one speaks the way they write, the answer lies where one pauses when speaking.

Solstar:
My Father lost everything to that war, he was not a Biafra Soldier, he was more. He was a young guy doing business but he was forced to carry the bag of bullets by the Biafra Soldiers to the war front, he was in charge of the bag that their personal effects were in. And he survived that war but lost his adulthood and all of his assets, yet he was not Igbo.

I and my family will honor my father's effort to contribute to a war he knew nothing about, so we will stay home that day and eat our local dishes and pray for the Souls of those who attempted to find Freedom.

Slavery is a choice, my father joined the fight not to be a slave, even though they lost, at least they tried.

I am anti-slavery, and I must respect the wish of the Biafrans.

I will stay at home, if not for anything but to prove that Slavery is a choice. I am not a slave of 9-5..lol

Go and ask Kanye West what happened the last time he said slavery was a choice, then learn to avoid generalised statements especially about sensitive issues like slavery.

Ipob how market?
This cannot be the Trump you guys voted for.
Jubril must have replaced Trump.
Even though this terrorist seem difficult to end, it's good to see a leader that makes an effort.

WIXE:
This Aboki ppl again lol,, they never size to amaze me

Na WA for naija and over Sabi.
Even person wey no know the difference btw 'SIZE' and 'CEASE' go dey criticize error.

Anyways, you are better than those that even say 'SEIZE'. Except that was even what you were trying to say.

P. S: If it were PMB that made even an ordinary typo error, na these same people go call am illiterate.

Most of the comments above were made by Trolls pretending that they voted Buhari in.

But the truth is that the actual people that voted Buhari in will never say 'I want to correct my mistake'

Because to them, half of Buhari is better that 1,000 Jonathans.

So quote this comment. As at now. Buhari still has a 90 percent chance of winning in 2019.

OP have you played Senua's sacrifice on PS4? I don't think there is much any pc can add to the graphics.
Just my thought.

This report is what we call market-woman-style.
OP you need to step up your professional writing game.
RIP to the lost ones..

OP forgot to mention tribal marks. It was well represented and acknowledged in the movie. But on NL, it has been ridiculed with derogatory names.

NothingDoMe:
Also in the code of conduct the driver is free to terminate the journey. It's really simple.

Where would a woman be going at 0000hrs alone in Nigeria? Can she not also be accused of going to practice ritualistic or nefarious activities? Was she forced out at an ungodly hour?

Let me analyze the rape case for you:
1. The character of the victim can damage her case. Her decency will be called into question during the court case because of the time of day she had this encounter.
2. Her psychological profile will also be brought up. Her reaction under the rape by shooting a video.
3. The psychological profile of the rapist who left his keys in the car and allowed her to escape while she sat down shooting her video.
4. The video that has been tampered will not be accepted as evidence to butress her case. It will rather work against her because they will want to prove that she has something to hide. The court will request for the full video.
The courts are not friendly places. They will rubbish her life there. Anyone who knows her should advise her to take out of court settlement.

Unfortunately, your analysis cannot work in any court of law in the world.
Let me re-analyse how it really works for you.
1. It is not illegal to move or request an online cab at midnight in Nigeria(As long as there is no curfew in place)

2. What the hell does her decency mean, even if a prostitute books a cab and you attempt rape/rape her,then you are guilty.

3. The court of law is blind to your sex and culture, so expect her to be treated fairly. It is not a village council of elders.

4. As for the psychology part you are talking about. That is not tenable in the court of law. What will hold is what the Taxify app tracks, it know everywhere you drive your customers.

kpaofame:
Why will a client refuse to disclose destination, as that is what the driver claim...She also behaved as a potential thief, kidnapper and ritualist if his account his true...and I believe so because she herself asserted to the fact she called another cab...just as the guy insinuated in his statement. I might sound bias but we aint there just judging base on what they reported....and from experience with some 'spoilt brat who think the world revolves around them' i believe the driver

This is how you book taxify.
1.type where you are.

2.type your destination.

3. Taxify gives you an estimate of your fare.

4.At the end of the journey taxify deducts the fares from your bank account.

5.Now you are enlightened.


P. S: Taxify must pay me for all this issues I'm going through sef. Lol.

monex:
you CAN actually book a taxify without a destination. try to do that first and come back. Don't confuse taxify with Uber

Ignorance might be bliss. But raw facts always comes through.
P. S:Always research before beating an empty chest. I pity the only person that liked your comment.

Pepsi101:
I can't condescend to the level of a half baked intellect "so,then we can talk".

Oga Ade, 'Ascend/gbera' and surprise yourself with a meaningful comment.

Fweshspice:
she is an ashawo, olosho, oniranu too

Typical mannerlessness enhanced by online anonymity.

Its her business to do what she wants with her instagram acount.

Pepsi101:
I didn't want to argue with an air-head,so I just had to correct it to think before spewing rubbish on a public forum.

Still pretending to be smart are you?

You haven't even made a tangible comment on the topic.

Do so, then we can talk. I dont argue with people too scared to have an opinion, even if it doesnt count.
Oya swerve. Next!!

TheUpsetGirl:
is that the only question u saw there?
I don't just know what to call people like you
this is the first time I'm replying you and it'll also be the last

Did i just upset the Upsetgirl Just for the record, always consider all the facts before rashly jumping into conclusions.
Now run along hun!