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EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by Deycalmefocus(m): 11:11pm On Dec 21, 2014
Ennyhorlar:
colvet right?
nodding!! Smetin like dat sir!!
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by Deycalmefocus(m): 11:09pm On Dec 21, 2014
Donkunxex:
whatsup wale..
boss boss I don miss u!! Op u ar good over here!! Bro kip doing it ooo!! God wil crown ur Effort wit success
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by Deycalmefocus(m): 11:07pm On Dec 21, 2014
Popdy:
Friday is d last day 4 submission tongue tongue
hmmmmm popdy!! Well am nt really good in english but iheard d woman saying "submission starts as frm tommorow(friday)."
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by Deycalmefocus(m): 8:39pm On Dec 21, 2014
Ennyhorlar:
Nope,, I went to d chapel of grace today
defintely I saw u and u saw me but we didn't recognise each oda!!..
Am d guy dat prayed during dis freshers counseling.lol
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by Deycalmefocus(m): 4:58pm On Dec 20, 2014
E be like say funaab no dey do course reg dis year!!lol
I Tire shey na during xmas stailite go dey pay for. Sch fees/hostel ni
We didn't evn knw wu to belive now sef!!..

Well on my way to ib flash me.wen Dey ar ready to do d right tin..
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by Deycalmefocus(m): 11:50pm On Dec 08, 2014
Ahaa kereee ooooooo
E remain four bedspace for d old hostel oOooooooo!! Ahaa do fast fast oooo grab ur copy now ooo!!..
;DAhaa kereee ooooooo
E remain four bedspace for d old hostel oOooooooo!! Ahaa do fast fast oooo grab ur copy now ooo!!..
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by Deycalmefocus(m): 4:50pm On Dec 05, 2014
all I can say is get ready for funaab is not abt registration alone is abt grade!!.. Is about wat u are in skul.. This is d time to make friends, but be careful cos u wil av to lose more wen d lecture stress enter..
Shoutout to sme funny peez here
@phemmy johnson
@nunu
@jamzig
@jasdine
@angelina
@ercross(lol)
@jelilah
@vykta
And d rest wey I no mention I remeber u oo na my mb no reach jere»
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by Deycalmefocus(m): 9:24pm On Dec 01, 2014
Gwizatasie:
Shout out to the newest funaabite.....The same God that help you gained admission shall see us through our days in Funaab....watchword..... #FOCUS.
why funaab watchword go be my nick!! Alaye cancel am jere lolz!!

But seriously d exams and records. Ar not dat harsh d way pipu think dey are tho am not saying dey ar good oo

I went tocoleng, today,colvet,colfhec colnas!!infact I wanted to check colmas but smeone told me dey just normal procedure!! I checkcolanim too!!
Well better dayz ahead
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by Deycalmefocus(m): 6:58pm On Nov 30, 2014
[color=#000000][/color]some are still avn issues wit acceptance receipt right??..
And sme are stil avn issues wit d acceptance form right??
I also guess sme ar avnissues wit d registration formsright??

Oya let's drop amhere!! Make my ogas at d top. Ansa u before resumption officially tomorrow mawnin!!.
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by Deycalmefocus(m): 11:01pm On Nov 29, 2014
Simran94:
To be on a safe side, print out two original copies of each forms, then fill just one original of the forms and make photocopies and leave the other original copy of each blank with the photocopies, then bring to school. That's what I did.
see simran evn if u print out 5sef!! U stil need just one!! Cos dats d one deysigned and stamped!!
D exams and records officers aren't dat patient to be signing and stamping 5copies each of evry candidate
D best is print one!! And go. To d schafter is stamped den do photocopy and take it to whr eva u wanna go!!
But dat of passport
U can make photocopy since u avto affix passport each to all d five copies!! And u cnt photocopy picture! For dem..
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by Deycalmefocus(m): 7:24pm On Nov 29, 2014
Honourable vykta u don violate d nairaland law act 2 section 7 wich says
"6. Don't post adverts or affiliate
links outside the areas where
adverts are explicitly allowed."
Aw can u be doin photocopy of reg forms (dis isblack market oo if funaab catch u)..

We already knw u ar guilty therefore we herebysentence u to *********(abeg complete am my fone don hang!!)
Lolzz
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by Deycalmefocus(m): 6:38pm On Nov 29, 2014
vykta:
Loool Shebi na una dey find Calender... Una don see am... @ least u guys are lucky dey now give enough time 2 register... Before na like 1 week after dat Lectures... U go begin combine d 2 dey miss lectures like Kilode!!!!
dis vykta is smetin else, u aiint loyal at all. Dnt u knw dats d spirit funaabites ar always eager to do dir things .d tin dat wil later result into stress!!
Iremeber sme stailites dat were saying next year!! At d end of october dey were d one saying "wat is d sug doing concerning our resumption"...

God wey don help our predecessors wil help us too!!
Eleda ma sun cos we don set alarm o!!
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by Deycalmefocus(m): 4:40pm On Nov 29, 2014
This is it for dguys dat cnt print d form yet!!(Acceptance)
1)Op ur next of kin get email if not it wnt go oo.
2)Op u make sure u filld neccessary info!!
3)Op u sure d cafe server is a reliable one.

NOW on d issue of u cnt print form
D link to print form is not on d same page wit d portal is directly. Pasted on d sch site!!
Let me describe it!!
On d sch site,u wil see a rectangular box like dis wit a yelloe collour,if u use ur fone is on d left if is d system na middle..inside dat box lies sme links
1)Calender
2)Registration. Form
Reg.procedure!!.

Click on it and print it!!..

Anoda. Issue is d sch site is unreliable a litu,so kip calm if d tin is not workn for now!!..it wil stil go!!.

And I guess my oga d only graduate in d ause lol(vk***) he as explained aw to fill d form!!..

So wishn uguys success..
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by Deycalmefocus(m): 5:59am On Nov 29, 2014
Dnt get it twisted oo!! U av. To print d forms and fill it wit pen ni ooo!!

Moreso d eligibility form no be u go fill am na official stuff sha!!.

If one is smart and fast!!dis registration is stage bystage, doing it on time we save u stress(tho dats a must) and time..
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by Deycalmefocus(m): 5:58am On Nov 29, 2014
Dnt get it twisted oo!! U av. To print d forms and fill it wit pen ni ooo!!

Moreso d eligibility form no be u go fill am na official stuff sha!!.
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by Deycalmefocus(m): 5:30pm On Nov 28, 2014
Dats one tin abt funaab!! Did anyone notice d. Acceptance receipt isnot goin!??.. d registration portal was blocked too!! Dey ar stil currently workn on it!! Wait til like 12 tommorow it wil go!!. But make sure u didn't buy like 15minutes oo lol smetin like 1hr shud work wella!!
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by Deycalmefocus(m): 5:28pm On Nov 28, 2014
Popdy:
D site later behaved but I wasn't able to write my place of birth because it wasn't responding....d mata don tire me sef maybe I will goan do it in skul
ehyah pele dear but u cn go dir tomorow funaabites ar smart and fast dey jam d site ict vex dey switch am off lolz!
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by Deycalmefocus(m): 3:44pm On Nov 28, 2014
Popdy:
i av been tryin to fill it but it is jst reloadin d home page
ehya sweehrt kip trying it wil show It a matter of time!!.
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by Deycalmefocus(m): 3:43pm On Nov 28, 2014
D issue is dis dey just finish doing smetin wit d link u av to be patient !!

Moreso na me first carry d info abeg clap for me jere..
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by Deycalmefocus(m): 2:18pm On Nov 28, 2014
I guess d acceptance form is now going smeone shud check!!.

Imight be wrong oo but check!!.
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by Deycalmefocus(m): 2:10pm On Nov 28, 2014
Nunushokoto:
Retry it now
smeone called me also dat he can log in but cnt access d link for acceptance receipt!!.. Am not sure of it!! (Mayb dey are trying to do smetin wit d link or d site in general).just be calm
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by Deycalmefocus(m): 10:08am On Nov 28, 2014
NOUB:
......u no go sabi untill
u turn 50 ehn
lolz u dey take wat tobi is saying seriously!!chai.. Dnt mind d boy ooo,naughty boy.he wan tel me say e no get any gal for eleyele.(Eleyele babes)...
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by Deycalmefocus(m): 10:06am On Nov 28, 2014
Teenzy:
Hello guys!..pls concerning the Attestation letter,will it be addressed to the Registrar,The school or whom exactly?..tnx
u wil adress it to d sch registrar, gudmawnin teenzy.
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by Deycalmefocus(m): 5:29pm On Nov 27, 2014
Nunushokoto:
If she wants 2 be my study/reading partner,no problem wif dat. If she want 2 tell me aw she feels abt me,no probem wif dat bt i cnt date her no mata aw brilliant nd beautiful nd beneficial she may be cos i rili dnt av any interest in dating now.

I'll start considering dating nd love issh wen i'm @ least 25 years
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by Deycalmefocus(m): 8:20am On Nov 25, 2014
[color=#990000][/color]1. SCHOOL FEE INCREMENT- After so
many
consultation from the management it
comes to our
notice that the incessant increment in
the school
fee is to our own advantage, but if we
student are
not well informed it will be as if we
the student
union leader are not showing the
interest of its
member to the management in all
ramifications.
The increment about the medical
service fee
(TSHIP), we were informed that it was
a federal
government directive that all school
must pay a
sum of #2000 and there is noting the
management can do about it because
its a federal
government directive. And for the
issue of the
smart identity card we meet the
director of ict
and we were well informed that the
smart I'd card
is now compulsory for every student
which we will
have all our courses registered on it,
it will serve
as our exam pass, and it will be use
for our add
and delete process that why it was
increased from
#350 to #1500.
To our colmas student that will pay a
sum of
#5000 on laboratory fee I pray God
helping us we
will be able to scrap that one
2. FNG ISSUE- we meet with the dean
of student
affair and we are made to know that
those
graduating student with one or two
FNG will be
cleared
3.HOSTEL FORM- hostel form will be
out. Very
soon but our fresh student coming on
30th of
december will be provided with
temporary
accommodation for there registration
and ict
training. To our newly admitted
student you are
all welcome to this great citadel of
learning
Signed by the P.R.O
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by Deycalmefocus(m): 11:23pm On Nov 23, 2014
phemmyjohnson:
Come! Una no dey sleep?
Una no dey rest?
You'all berra prepare urself for the hectic registration coming ahead
Cos some people go faint that tym..
*wink*
*watchn* u didn't see me abi!!?? Hmmm issokay oo
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by Deycalmefocus(m): 11:18pm On Nov 23, 2014
Jelailah:
u don dey mk noise o.

1. Deycalmefocus x3
lol u didn't tel me u guys dey write noisemaker and u Ar d thread captain..lolzz naughty gal
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by Deycalmefocus(m): 10:31pm On Nov 23, 2014
Hmm nairaland love!!.do u get d message on d thread!!(Singing)

I just pray u guys meet each oda during d b.s.u.(Test) I knw mdee,jamzig!! Nunushokoto,wnt show up!!

(Dnt be angry oo) am allergic to E-fight!!.
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by Deycalmefocus(m): 6:31pm On Nov 23, 2014
SUG REACTS TO THE RECENTLY HIKED
SCHOOL FEES.
Press release by the president Today
sunday 23rd of Nov 2014
Pulling Down The House To Protect A
Corner: A Warning Caution.
It is with considerable hesitation that
I write to address the increasing
pending and pressing issues on our
campus
(1) The released finalists poor results.
(2) The increased school fees.
This is in line with a caution of not
pulling down the house to protect a
corner. I know that further delay on
timely communication can and may
bring the whole issues to a more
alarming state. No union member
can be denied defence,whether he/
she is available or not, his/her rights
must be protected and be defended
appropriately .
Let me bring to your notice the 3'C's
this set of union officers will be
engaging in the course of discharging
our duties. They are:
(A) Consultation (B) Consolidation (C)
Confrontation.
The former is what has just been
concluded to embark seriously and
actively on the middle. This is owing
to the fact that negotiating before
unleashing our opinion vehemently
can thwart both foreseen and
unforeseen havocs that will
apparently end up being solved at
the table. We will not take B before A.
We will handle this diplomatically
with respect and politeness to all
concerned authorities in all our
pragmatic approach. However, your
prayers and resolution suggestions
from all corners of agitation is our
craving, while we bear in mind that
freedom is never given by the
oppressor to the oppressed,except it
is demanded for. I admonish you to
be peace keeping despite of how
grieved we feel in our hearts
Truly yours in the struggle,
Com. Olajumoke Olawale Peter.(Holar
Holar)
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by Deycalmefocus(m): 1:25pm On Nov 22, 2014
I tot #wanderlust wil shout!!or talk aniaw since d sch is resuming dis year!! Lolz!!
Bro dats funaab for u..
But thank God u av smedays to rest!!#winks!!(Abeg I no fight oo)
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by Deycalmefocus(m): 1:46pm On Nov 18, 2014
In fact,funaab na world class. University indeed!!.
Make Sch no get calender!!.

Next session sef am sure na frm january to dec!!(SMH)
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by Deycalmefocus(m): 4:24pm On Nov 07, 2014
>>>>>School loading 2%<<<<<.. We pray d tin finish loading dis year oo!! Lolz

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