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SMETIN IS WRONG SMEWHR.
Frm 180-200(cut off)
Frm objective questions to E-filling.
Hmm d only sch wit admission essay(dis same year)
They!! release first batch list witout uploading course (until two days later)
They release 2nd batch-list a week before it was evn officially updated on d sch Website.
As. If dats not enof, dey stil allow student wit neco!!result to upload dir result (quite strange).by advertising sme agric-Courses.(Why didntdey. Do. Dis last year and c pipu wu go rush it)
No calender for d next session. despite d fact dat. Students don vacate!!.
God av mercy!!.

peluscoten:
chai see requirement just to shr a room with u am sure d person too will write an entrance exam ...... lolz
.....PELUSCOTEN!!!

lolz I donlaff tire here oooo..
Defintely after entrance exam na admission list..:hmmm. D gal must be joking if u wanna get a roomate truly wil al dis. Condition...#God wil provide ooo..before end of. Secondsemester.

Silvvy:
Go and read sec skol textbooks, and let those who want to study lecture notes study dem. If you've passed that level, well, i dont see y anyone shud spend deir time studyn just sec skol textbooks when they already have wat dey'll be studyn rite in front of 'em. Besides, the lecture notes are a bit advanced. As we study, we wud surely have to refer back to our sec skol books once in while for better understanding, but doesnt mean we shud jst give up d lecture notes all together nd jst revise sec skol work. Its good to move forward. Also, d lecture notes dont consume much mb. Most re just kbs.

I guess he hasn't check d course notes..my bro,plss check d course notes and cum back here.. Am sure u wud try to. Adjustand edit ur post

Hmmm I canfeel d pain..but aliwil say is plsss if u aren't admitted,get an alternative. Dntcall ani number is a lie.. I was a victim of disadmission processn issue in2012 also in 2013 I cn boldly tel. U apart frm d first and second list dnt put ur mind into ani list.if it cums gud if it doesn't gudtoo(but very rare)

ON THE ISSUE OF COMPOSITE.
Ar u just aware. Dat funaab doesn't use composite al dtime.. Anddir is no aw u cn defeat dir admission officers deywil tel u "admission is not automatic".u wilbe helpless and hopeless and d only tin to dois to liv dem$.last year is a lesson.

VC. LISt OR NO VC LiSt.
See dntlet us deceive ourselves evn. Vc might fail smeone, d list sef na probability.. Up til nowno one knws why funaab didn't admitt uptil 3500 lastyr..and evn aftermatric. D portal is stil "sorry not. Yet admitted"..
D. Bitter truth is d only way innto colmas witout. Stressing ur sef na pREDeGREE..cos admission intocolmas is not reallymerit..

All d same I wil say.put uttrust in God.he is d only one. Dat cn do it..and one more tin is, wen it cums to admission av it in mind dat is on probablity. Nigeria is d only place whr gaining. Admission na testimony..#FOCUS.

Doclight: you can initiate one

arghh!! It seems. Human medicine students..just hate vet medicine students...cos dis initiation by doclight is uhmmm(smiles)

Sorry,plss is vet medicine student allowed here..cos I guess al dis post is all abt human medicine.

Jamzig1: @Angelina996..u can force a horse to d river buh u cant force it to drink frm it...every1 with his/her blif....u can only try to convince him buh its up to him to make his decision...am sure he wuld hav reasons 4 dat kinda mindset....@bimfo..d only tin i am gonna say is #seek_the_truth

no matter d reason.. Only smeone dat created himsef, wil say dir is no God..am sure bimfo is saying dis. Cos,mayb he put his trust on God for one tin and it doesn't work. Outwell.... All I wil say is ABIMFOLUWA.. Is tooearly for u tosay dir is no God.. Evn. Scientist cntsay dat..d lord dat gaveu dat coursedo u fink he doesntknw wat u wil becum.. Lots of yorubagraduate work in d bank..

I wil just beg u to plsss trust in d lord foronce,, if we liv u to do anitin u likedefintely weare not helpn u..to u,u my deserve d best but God truly knwsd best for u... with ur PHD bimfo u can av evrytin in d world. Yeah ur. PRAYER HARDWoRK and DETERMINATION..just think abt it.#peace

rkarang: Thank you very much, sir! But I just hope it comes out at the right time for me.

see rkarang.. U ar bro I wnt hide dis frm u.. Go doesn't av a a wrong evn if it seems late in ur facewit God dats d right time.. If u run pass destiny dperson wil defintely avaccident on is way to success..

So beliv in God and. To any one reading it.. God's time is d best. He does evrytin d way he wants it..closeur eye''' u can't see anitin can u.... Dats Whr d immortal God sure pass anione evn in darkness dir ar treasures and gain in it..#cal me focus.

rkarang: How long will it be FUNAAB? I've been looking forward to seeing it.....

oga rkarang I feel ur pain.. U av bin faithful to funaab since last year.. Am sure and I pray by d special grace of alimighty Godd one wu opens d door for today wil surely gve u ur admission for ur desired. Course in funaab DIS YEAR.. Bro just kip praying one tin abt funaab list is... "It. Always cum out wen u wnt expect"..

mdee1: thanks and @deycalmefocus, but...chai i'll try and get it sha but why can't they accept the gce like that and confirm on their own na? all this wahala to enter kai! nawa o
where waec dey for ib now? Mtcheew I tire

once u can get. Ur way to poly ibadan once uget. Dir justtel d bike man dat uar goin to waec. Office.. Deywil drop u dir.. U wil go dir wit two passport u cn go wit ur photocard or if u cnremeber. Sme info on ur own/ exam.. Cos u wil fill a form and wait.. Dey wil be calling u batch but batch..

Mzaj: i also used g.c.e,d certificate is every two years and i wrote last year.are we not supposed to be exempted from dis?

I dnt really agree wit dat two years$sure!! Cos iav smeone dat wrote d gce in 2012 and. Lastyear 2013 we went. Dir together to collect his certificate..wat I. Wil say is bro,try And ask by going to waec office..if u stay at hme thinkn is not out and is out nko.?wat if funaab request for it..

As my oga, at dtop as sed.. If u cnt get d certificate den go and get d "attestation letter" al least dat wil Help.

mdee1: nothing concern us(am using gce too) with original, our own is to print the result from net...abi? @Phemmyjohnson

bro smetin concern. U oooo,, both gce and dose dat did sch exam. Must. Av d printout but ddiffrence is. Anione wit GCE wil av to go to. Waec office and collect certificate. While d sch waec wil get statement of result..dats just it so plss. Hurry up bro..lolzz smetin concern u oo

Bolaji21: Can only be used to for Jamb result printing. You need another copy of that card for admission letter.

exactly broinfact infact d one for printn online result for jamb is more fuctionin for original jamb result u need to buy anoda one!! For original jamb result... Jamb just dey. Make money ani aw..

Wu forced funaab to release d first batch list sef, dey release list d registration portal no open, no info abt second batch no info abt predegree. Fsp/fmp just release dir own result.. Imagne..na like diswe go dey until d second batch list cum out and dir is go slow on d registration portal.

peluscoten: hello o just keep praying becos even if u get admitted u we gt a lesser cos

half bread is better dan none..

Simran94: . The fact that our names came out in the merit list, does that mean we were given our preferred course

no simran!!dats not wat he meant oo

dharay99: Cus i see beautiful wereyz in here...

lolzz dharay if person no. Do am like dat, e fit turn to thread war three,,(this guys arnot smilling already).".omo odo na fogbon shey''..lol.

drizzy009: both of you are lame

baba oo..'Raise. Hands. Up'' e je ko waale baba..

drizzy009: both of you are lame

abeg oo pastokid calm down ooo drizzy bro calm down...

drizzy009: both of you are lame

abeg oo pastokid calm down ooo drizzy bro calm down...

drizzy009: both of you are lame

abeg oo pastokid calm down ooo drizzy bro calm down...

As u wait for admission list, try nd get ur ebola medical report oo.. U wil need itduring registration.peace...nd dnt forget. To put on glove wen cumin for d screenin..

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phemmyjohnson: Funaab Aspirants this year tho!!!
Over Anxious to see the admission List..



I thought everyone is aware funaab admission list always comes out a month after Post Utme
I.E sumtimes 4 weeks+ few days, 4weeks less few days..



Now everybody is like "where is da f*ucking list"
Like its already 2 months now
C'mon!! Its just 20days after Post Utme



Surulere mehn!!
Let's Realize admission list is always on weekends.
We still have 2 weekends ahead to end this month tho..
Not ruling out the weekdays sha..

my comrade!!.. Nice write up, help us tel dem. Ooo... Over anxious dey worry dem..we no knw waitn dey hurry dem.. Wait''suprised'' ar u not d one I told to gve me change, okay gud go nd use dat one to buy smetin..

Na admission drama make peluscoten turn to admission officer...well gud for u sha...my own advice for u plss disturbd man(d mr. Adebayo) for ur own name in d second batch oo..disturb him wella ..second batch infunaab no be aniaw list oo na survival of d leggest attimes.lolzz.

phemmyjohnson: You're actually gonna make sense if there wasn't "KNOCK YOURSELVES OUT"
You're suppose to get 'likes' on this..
Buh nigga! Who wants to get KNOCKED OUT
So u're the one owing us 'likes' here...
**winks**

yaaaahh!!!"Rolling on d floor"" he as impress me again...ohooo wat can I do to. Pay ooo.. Ok!! Go nd shunt mancot tel dem. Na me gve u d freestyle code..

phemmyjohnson: Tell her the list is in GHOST MODE for now
Buh be rest assured its gonna be out in one of the two weekends ahead before this month ends.. I.e next weekend or upper weekend..

infact three to four gbosaa for u..."Open my wallet" take go use am buy smetin in d organic kiosk..remeber u bringchange ooo..lolzz #winks

RichardOdia: Thanks to Mr Dele for helping me to upgrade and release my waec withheld result, when I thought there is no hope that is when he came along. If you know that you sat for the exam and you know that your performances were very poor pls all you have to do is to call him on 08154128442

Shout to mr dele .d hacker of d year.. Plsss can u. Upgrade composite? Lolzz $$..or probably help funaab fast foward dir admission list

amhackdee: my own brother is a Friend to the V.C's Uncle brother niece sister. The cousin to the VC aunt text me first 10 names on the admission list yesterday night I was even told that our nicknames will be included in the admission list

lik seriouslyhackdee is goingcrazy..well pray dey didn't use nick name oo cos ur HACKDEE.. Na FOCUS SURE PASS.lol

rkarang: Shebi I told you to relax, didn't I?

oga rkarang..I salute sir,dnt mindd dharay he doesn't even knw dat d list might not appear a week after the uploading ends sef..there is more to the
List apart frm just compilation..

phemmyjohnson: 12-08-2014 (11:28pm):
Candidates who filled "Awaiting Result" in any of their subjects can now Update their O'Level Result. Updating closes on Wednesday 20th August, 2014 (12 nooon).






To update result
Click here: http:// www.admission.unaab.edu.ng/index.php

eh na so so wonder funaab dey do. Eh!!...well they av done well this time around...

See if story story is wat wil make dis place peaceful abeg wetin una dey wait for abbey and oda writers start post THINGS FALL APART,ijapa ati iroko,Gods are not to blame,among odas.before you finish reading It funaab wil release d first batch list....

Join team as guys are saying #BRINGBACKOUR EPISODE 4

ifyrosky: U guy sud post unaab info nd nt all dis sick said story

bro let me tel u d truth u can't get ani funaab info for here until admission list is release.. So d story dguy posted is to get over boredom...If u really feel d story u wil ask for more..guys. Are already saying #BRINGBACK OUR EPISODE.4