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Am so happy i dont know how i got so lucky

TPBM thinks am a snob

Helloooooo

Anyone here?

Bolo
Arindin
Oponu

OMG!!!

Mine says Sultry Girl who likes to strip

Thank God its just a game

My neighbour said "[/color] You are a fucking" this morning

Heard this during my secondary school days "[color=#000099] My name was to be deyour"

KinkyJay:
**hisses**

What was that for?
If you dont have anything sensible to say, just dont post.
How hard can it be?

Chill out guys,


At least i smiled

anusule:
gbogbo ti ee mo so yoruba, e ti screw up!

iwo ti o n so "screw up" je gbo yoruba?
E ka ro ooo, eyin omo ka aro ojire

Kennis:
damn pretty hot chick

Thanks kenny

lalaboi:
ashewo! lol

Hey nairalanders

My picture is on my profile

Acidrop,

Nice picture, you look so young

Hausa flight discussion
A flight from London to Kano develops faults in Nigerian airspace.
very worried the captain calls the Aminu Kano airport.
"Aminu kano airport this is captain smith reporting flight 007"
"Do you copy?"

Kano tower;- "yes Alhaji Smith we kofi"

British Airways "Flight 007 Reporting technical faults"

Kano tower;- "kai haba!"

British Airways; - "sorry tower couldnt get that"

Kano tower; - "okay phlight 00Seben kan you tune fawa in injin?"

British Airways; - "Negative power in engines dead"

Kano tower;- "Walahi?"

British Airways; - "Negative didnt copy"

Kano Tower;- "Kan u kom down to altitude twenty thousand pit?"

British Airways;- "negative tower, wings wont respond"

Kano tower;- "kai!"

British Airways;- "negative didnt copy that tower"

Kano Tower;- "okay d flane will kom down in som tym due to low injin fawa, ofun yo taya at altidute sis thousan fit, due 1st sebenty digri"

British Airways;- "Negative, cant activate the landing gear"

Kano tower;- 'wayyo!'

British Airways;- "awaiting order, flight 007"

Kano Towers;- "okay refit apfta me"

British Airways;- "okay what?"

Kano Tower;- "ASHADU ANLA ILAHA ILLALAHU, WA ASHADU ANNA MUHAMMADAN RASULULLAHI

This is How things should work

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* Metallic blue
* 5 Passengers
* 6 Cylinder power
* Customised Suspension
* Engine Noise completely harnessed
[*] KAR registration
[*] Efficient fuel consumption 10ml/bm
* Quick sale ~400,000 only (O.N.O)

See attached pic…,

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A family in Nigeria was puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother arrived from the USA , sent by their sister. The tiny corpse was so tightly squeezed inside the coffin that their mother's face was practically touching the glass cover.
When they opened the coffin, they found a letter from their sister pinned to their mother's chest, which read:-

Dearest brothers and sisters,
I am sending you our mother's remains for burial in Lagos . Sorry I could not come along, as the expenses were so high.
You will find inside the coffin, under Mama's body, 12 cans of Libby's corned beef and12 cans of Luncheon Meat.
Just divide it amongst yourselves.
On Mama's feet is a brand-new pair of Reeboks (size for Junior.
There are four pairs of Reeboks under Mama's head for Tunde's sons.
Mama is wearing six Ralph Lauren T-shirts - one is for OMO, Roy and the rest are for my nephews.
Mama is also wearing one dozen Wonder Bras (your favorite), just divide them among yourselves.
The 2 dozen Victoria ’s Secret panties that Mama is wearing should be distributed among my nieces and cousins. Mama is also wearing eight Dockers pants - Ikeje, please get one for yourself and the rest are for the boys. The Swiss watch you asked for, is on Mama's left wrist, please get it. Aunty Funmi, Mama is wearing what you asked for - earrings, rings and a necklace; please take them also, the six pairs of Chanel stockings that Mama is wearing must be divided among the teen-age girls there. I hope they like the colors.
Your loving sister,

Mulikatu


P.S. Please take care of finding a nice dress for Mama for her burial.
(YOU MAY GO TO ORILE OR YABA FOR A CHEAP OKRIKA, )

Incase you need anything that I may have forgotten, please let me know as UNCLE IS NOT FEELING TOO WELL.

There was a case in a Hospital's ICU, where patients always died in the
same bed, every Sunday morning at 11am - regardless of their medical
Condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that
Particular bed was the work of the Devil, as to why the deaths at 11am on Sunday
Mornings?

A world-wide team of experts were constituted and they decided to go
down to the ward to investigate the cause of the incidents. So the next
Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11, all doctors and nurses
Nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon
was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books and other holy
Objects to ward off any evil spirits, Just then the clock struck 11
And, , In walked Sipho (the part-time Sunday cleaner). He entered the
Ward and unplugged the life support system so that he could use the vacuum cleaner.

Ynot:
You're in jail?

Come off it Ynot. "serving" is an informal term for currently observing the compulsory one year, National Youth Service Corp.

Howdie Long one,
Which of the states were you posted to ?

Rivers - Treasure base of the nation

Benue - Food basket of the nation

Edo - Heartbeat of the nation

Sokoto -Seat of caliphate

Imo - Heartland

Enugu - Coal City

Hallos,

Anyone here?

;d ;d ;d :p

Hmm

sopenz:
i don't think anything is wrong with my sense of humour but rather i think that what u find funny will not be funny enough 4 me because i know the stuff am made of.

And what stuff are you made of?

The guy is about to alight from the vehicle when he turns to her and says, " anyway, i just wanted to tell you that last guy that alighted from the bus took your wallet from your hand bag

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What would you do if your boss wants to sleep with you

If u try

Omo Yoruba[sub][/sub]like play like play

Miss Red

haba viee,
Aint you supposed to add only one letter?

Anyways, i'll start another one,

B

Waoh,
What goes around comes around ,

So touching