₦airaland Forum

prisky2k3:
Please Deyour,
Where is the test likely to hold. i would like to know.
Thanks.

At their office on Trans amadi, Ph
But i dont think you can get in without an invitation

Please i need help on the test information for oceanic bank. I think it is the second test because i already wrote one in March. The test is tomorrow so its kind of urgent.

I will appreciate any kind of information , either format or study materials

moneytalks:
hey deyour my own number is 08063230991, who knows i might be meeting my wifie to be.

Lol, am sure you didnt take a good look at the number i gave

moneytalks:
Hey i like the colour of your hair in your picture. What is it called? baby u are ok by all standards though i did not see u fully but from my access of u, I think i like uz to be friends what do u think

Thanks

desorlah:
Nice one deyour.

I wasnt even thinking in that direction, was trying to figure out what it could be before i saw your answer.

@ Sussy 1, I hope he is correct sha.

Thanks dear, but am a lady not a guy

Thats easy, because there are actually only seven people.
One grandpa (who is obviously a father) his two sons (who both have two sons each)

Great idea,
My number is 08023456789

Date


Deyour

Ditch (Am no lesbian )

Janet Jackson

Pannyman

Dis Guy:
I think the yorubas and northerns are responsible for this, they don't want niger deltans to progress <Sir Kazeem>

OMG
Here we go again,
Yorubas and Hausa's are now the militants in the Niger Delta

tenor:
Wow Omo eko and Deyour supporting jungle justice. Now it looks more realistic ehn! This situation is kind of mild in relation to others. Check this out:
- A virgin is raped and then the rapist rips her towel into two and orders her to wipe her blood.
Trust me do not be surprised if this Uzor Eke guy leaves CID Panti a free man!

Read my post again,
I did not say it was right for the guy to rape your friend.
I was only curious to know what you did to him, even though you cleverly avoided the question

wa_do_mi:
your name may or may not mean anything - that is your business - for all i care wa_do_mi can mean anything else apart from what your rotten minds have suggested. imbeciles,

Sweetheart, your signature says you have sex on your mind 24/7, common, what else can your "wa do mi" mean?

Am deyour, I love dancing, reading novels and meeting people

What is her name?

What is her name?

What is her name?

What is her name?

What is her name?

What is her name?

My dear, i was just curious that all, i never said it was okay for the guy to rape your friend.
No lady in her right mind will have any compassion for a rapist.
But why have you refused to answer the question?
What exactly did you do to the guy. I live here in Nigeria and i know about the system so believe me, am not about to tell you to get him arrested because i know where that will end

The SOB should be fed to the lions.

Did i read that the lady slept off after she was raped?

Now that has got me thinking,

I hope this is not the trend in Oceanic bank, because i also wrote a test in Port Harcourt in March and i havent heard from them. In fact no one i know has heard from them. If anyone in the house has any useful information, please post them.

k.cee:
AMEN OOOO!!!!!

I LOVE YOU DAYOUR FOR UR CONTRIBUTION

Thanks dear, but its DEYOUR not DAYOUR

ayefele200:
he.s corky,stupid,act nuisance,he's a bastard, the real son of bitch, he.s a punk,an asshole,sissy ass mutherfucker, don't give a shyt about him,


tell him HELL FIRE has prevailed upon him, i wonder if he's going to make it to HEAVEN, certainly NOT,

.

Seun i hope you know that there are some people you just need to ignore.
However, i think you should consider the suggestion being offered in this thread about using Admin and Seun as your user names, depending on whether you are expressing a personal opinion or posting as admin.

I am a new member on this forum, and i must say that am impressed with that noble gesture of yours cute-ass.

I also want to confirm what you said earlier about the impression you guys are passing across.
There is so much show of hatred and people can barely tolerate each other.

I'll like to use this medium to also appeal to you guys to try and get over whatever happened. Am not asking you to be buddies or anything, just pleading that you try and tolerate each other.

At first it may seem enjoyable to have you guys at each other's throat. But it gets to a point where it just gets annoying and boring. You are taking out the fun of being here

Tenor, can you tell us the exact punishment you gave the guy?

Wait till someone else come for a swim and then , "borrow " their cloth

WWyd if a stranger walks up to you and slaps ur face

True


Tpbm is a jackass

fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too
Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe can.

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

The Pink Dress

Don't let your day go on without reading this first, no matter how busy you may be!!!

The Pink Dress


There was this little girl sitting by herself in the park.

Everyone passed by her and never stopped to see why she looked so sad.

Dressed in a worn pink dress, barefoot and dirty, the girl just sat and watched the people go by.

She never tried to speak.

She never said a word.

Many people passed by her, but no one would stop.

The next day I decided to go back to the park in curiosity to see if the little girl would still be there.

Yes, she was there, right in the very spot where she was yesterday, and still with the same sad look in her eyes.

Today I was to make my own move and walk over to the little girl.

For as we all know, a park full of strange people is not a place for young children to play alone.

As I got closer I could see the back of the little girl's dress.

It was grotesquely shaped.

I figured that was the reason people just passed by and made no effort to speak to her.

Deformities are a low blow to our society and, heaven forbid if you make a step toward assisting someone who is different.

As I got closer, the little girl lowered her eyes slightly to avoid my intent stare.

As I approached her, I could see the shape of her back more clearly.

She was grotesquely shaped in a humped over form.

I smiled to let her know it was OK; I was there to help, to talk.

I sat down beside her and opened with a simple, "Hello."

The little girl acted shocked, and stammered a "hi"; after a long stare into my eyes.

I smiled and she shyly smiled back.

We talked until darkness fell and the park was completely empty.

I asked the girl why she was so sad.

The little girl looked at me with a sad face said, "Because, I'm different."

I immediately said, "That you are!"; and smiled.

The little girl acted even sadder and said, "I know."

"Little girl," I said, "you remind me of an angel, sweet and innocent."

She looked at me and smiled, then slowly she got to her feet and said, "Really?"


"Yes, you're like a little Guardian Angel sent to watch over all people walking by."

She nodded her head yes, and smiled.

With that she opened the back of her pink dress and allowed her wings to spread, then she said "I am."

"I'm your Guardian Angel," with a twinkle in her eye.

I was speechless -- sure I was seeing things.

She said, "For once you thought of someone other than yourself. My job here is done".

I got to my feet and said, "Wait, why did no one stop to help an angel?"

She looked at me, smiled, and said, "You're the only one that could see me," and then she was gone.

And with that, my life was changed dramatically.

So, when you think you're all you have, remember, your angel is always watching over you.

Like the story says, we all need someone,

And, every one of your friends is an Angel in their own way.

The value of a friend is measured in the heart.

I hope your Guardian Angel watches over you always.

You are all unique.


$20.00[color=#550000][/color]


Sometimes we just need to be reminded!




A well-known speaker started off his seminar by

holding up a $20.00 bill. In the room of 200, he asked,

"Who would like this $20 bill?"

Hands started going up.

He said, "I am going to give this $20 to one of you

but first, let me do this.

He proceeded to crumple up the $20 dollar bill.

He then asked, "Who still wants it?"

Still the hands were up in the air.

Well, he replied, "What if I do this?"

And he dropped it on the ground

and started to grind it into the floor with his shoe.

He picked it up, now crumpled and dirty.

"Now, who still wants it?"

Still the hands went into the air.

My friends, we have all learned a very valuable lesson.

No matter what I did to the money, you still wanted it

because it did not decrease in value.

It was still worth $20.

Many times in our lives,

we are dropped, crumpled, and ground into the dirt

by the decisions we make and

the circumstances that come our way.

We feel as though we are worthless.

But no matter what has happened or

what will happen, you will never lose your value.

Dirty or clean, crumpled or finely creased,

you are still priceless to those who DO LOVE you.

The worth of our lives comes not in what we do or who we know,

but by WHO WE ARE and WHOSE WE ARE.

You are special- Don't EVER forget it."

If you do not pass this on, you may never know the

lives it touches, the hurting hearts it speaks to,

or the hope that it can bring.

Count your blessings, not your problems.

"And remember: amateurs built the ark ,

professionals built the Titanic.

If God brings you to it - He will bring you through it.

I think that is the original work of Gbenga Adeyinka the first

Douzy:
Them pweety pass me?

Post your picture and i'll tell you

Am a work, trying to sort out some billing stuff

Kennis:
kool, im skipping dope

anything new?

i dont know what that means[sub][/sub] except you are telling me you want to give up hemp

Lol,

Am aight, ow is it goin over there?