₦airaland Forum

This is how Buharis speech should have been written. "My fellow Nigerian citizens, I am most grateful to God almighty for helping restore my health so I can continue this journey towards building a greater country than the one we have. I am also most indebted to all of you for your patience, kindness, prayers and even criticisms which all made me stronger. I must acknowledge the fact that going to the UK for treatment is not a thing that gives me joy as our nation with the high intellectuals among our medical professionals should have the necessary modern technology to treat me here at home. I will therefore as a correction to this and ensuring no other President ever needs to travel on this path again, commit to the building of 7 world class hospitals in the six geopolitical zones and the fct. Our government is also creating new policies to support private sector investments in our healthcare sector towards ensuring better health care for all our citizens especially those who cannot afford to travel overseas and who we are here to represent. I will also like to specially thank the vice president of the federal republic who held the country together and achieved quite a few milestones towards the fulfillment of our promises. In my absence, the government achieved the following........ I will also like to use this opportunity to address the countless agitations for division of the country by a few groups. I am most certain no one will desire a different country if Nigeria was fulfilling her obligations so I understand the cause of the agitation. I would however like to let you know that we are committed to moving this country towards a more equitable society where everyone will have a sense of belonging. Nigeria does not belong to the north or south. It belongs to all of us and while some of my comments in the past had been misconstrued to mean otherwise, let it be known that this nation has a place for everyone and ensuring that is the oath of office that I took as your President. We will listen to you all the time and as a representative democracy, we will do all within our means to ensure fairness and equity as demanded by our enshrined federal character laws among others. Concerning the current economic hardship in the country, please be informed that we have drawn a strong economic team of able Nigerians with impeccable knowledge and integrity and the implementation of their advise will begin to have an impact in your lives very soon........

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Na wao some question make sense, some questions too dey dumb... no shaking sha, we dey together! The oyibo man stamped and signed my pre-enrollment form and photocopy am give me, and the photo attested paper bearing my photogragh.

You know say I bi fine naija bobos with long nose like oyibos, i come put activator for my curly hairs... na im one very fine omoge italiano officer come enter the office as i dey discuss with the oyibo man... come dey hover around the place like fly, dey chat with the man, dey use cunny eye look me... i am sure say she dey wonder whether blkman fit fine pass dem kpata kpata. I see say even the oyibo man dey smile with me well well even dey beg me to feel at home and relax o. My plan be say immediately i enter italy, i go launch their guicci wrist watches, italian suits and italian shoes... i go use am take torment dem italianos for street with my blcky beauty, like say dem design those clothes originally for me... and not for dem o! O boy how can i enter the fashion designers haven of the world, and not bath up well well... na only wetin dey make me happy smile about going there o.

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OP

decode:
LM 53 is MSc that grants access to PhD, unlike other types of masters which are terminal e.g MBA and other professional masters.
Write the school, defer the admission and go next year.

pleseoooo, don't be offended. what then is LM-54? Enlighten me a little.

Thanks

dejiconde:
I went to embassy to today to apply for visa but I was asked by the black woman dat said I should apply once hv pre-enrolled two months ago to come back
in August. That embassy is nt just competent at all

Sorryoooo, are you trying to say that, one can only apply for visa after two months of preenrollment?

lionlee216:
Pls how did you get scholarship at unicam?

A friend of mine collected my documents and did it on my behalf. But from research so far, I think, it is http//ersucam.it

Dencotext:
The scholarship list for my school came out today, and I no qualify for their scholarship. Wetin man go do now to apply as my sponsor account for the student visa need to be fatter as I no get scholarship o!

Please make una advice me o... should I give up now on the enrollment for Italy admission? I have two offers to school at universities in Cyprus for September, so should I pursue one of them rather?

I got my own scholarship, M.Sc, Unicam. Does it mean I need no sponsors statement of account?

Ohai7th:
Pls what are the documents needed for pre enrollment

You will need :
1.Form A, Ie, pre-enrollment form attached with two passport photograph (2*2, with white background)
2.Admission letter
3.DOV, stapled with the documents claimed in the DOV.
4.two photocopy of your passports data page
5.the sum of #22,000

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Good morning to everyone, especially Nigerian Americans. They need it most. Happy elections. Don't think I'm crazy for greeting you happy elections, in Nigeria we greet people about everything. You have to get used to this now because you are coming back home. So, Eku election.
I very much understand that you will soon be sent packing from there, so I have taken it upon myself to prepare you for the transition. You have just a little time left there, utilize that time to learn more about Nigeria that you are coming back to.
In Nigeria, we don't have light. Buy power bank while coming. Don't say I didn't tell you. Buy power Bank from there because the ones here are just like your marriages, they don't last. Buy a quality one from dere while coming. Make sure you charge your phone full before coming here. You should save money for generator, buy rechargeable lamps and plenty torchlights too.
Also, save enough money for subscription. There is no free WiFi here. For those of you that will be settling in Lokoja, Jidenna and Co, I'll advice you to buy a glo line. Their network is strong.
Save enough money for emergency transport. You will be deported to Nigeria and by the time you get to the airport, you will need to board keke from the airport to the badagry refugee centre, from where your ancestors had been shipped to America before. Fuel don cost, transport don increase.
Do you eat moi moi? Learn it. In Nigeria you cannot sit down and order pizza anytime you want. The only order you can make is when you yell to the moi moi seller across the road to bring hot moi moi for you.
Learn proper home training. In Nigeria the only time the police will arrest your parents for hitting you is after you are dead already. And they will later settle the case as "a family affair". If you think you can come here to speak 'innit' for your parents, it's the neighbours that will help them beat you.
Are you a graduate? Doesn't matter. There is no job. Your American accent will not give you a job, except your father knows someone who knows another person that knows a politician, you won't have a job.
Dear American Lover Boy, Nnewi girl will not go Dutch with you. As a matter of fact, no Naija girl will go Dutch with you. You have to prove your masculinity by paying for the date. No one is splitting the bills with you when you take a girl on a date.
When you bruise with a stranger in the market, PLEASE CHECK IF YOUR PENIS IS STILL INTACT.
Learn the Nigerian names of common products. No one will sell "sausage rolls" for you. If you can't call it the Nigerian name- "Gala", no one would have time for you. Noodles is "Indomie". Pasta is "spaghetti". All seasoning is "maggi".
Dear American girl, you cannot dress anyhow you like. Your neighbours will eye you. The random old woman in the market will hiss at you. The random lady in the bus will preach to you. The area boys will jeer you. You might want to report "harassment" to the police, they will arrest you for indecent dressing.
Dear lovers, in Nigeria we don't show public display of affection (PDA) You cannot be kissing your boyfriend under the rain. The old woman passing by will invoke thunder to strike the both of you.
These are some of the basic tips to help you adapt after you have been deported. More to come in the evening. Ije oma nuooooo.
#copied#

This is because, one with beard can easily be identified in war field by the opponents and this could lead to unwanted killings as can be traced in one's home.

I thought he answers "Onyilonwu", hmmmm

End time Nigerian girls

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The young boy was found hung in someone's shop in the early hour of Monday at Ndoki Rd, near Ngwa Rd, Aba. Up till now, the cause of his death has not been unravelled.

As a Chemist, I was able;
*to get some viable products from uncommon reactions,
*to register my company with CAC, obtain my products trademark, TIN and having my company's corporate account,
*maintain an investment that gives me #10,000 per month.

Oh, thank you Jesus. 2016 gonna be a boooom!!!

Remove the other attachments and give me an educated girl with potentials.

Why not say...'who am I speaking with'. That phrase you used isn't friendly at all. I personally abhor such from the other end.

This APC and change self...

LIFE

QUOTE FROM BISHOP KUKAH
"African educational systems have surprising
outcomes.
The smartest students pass with First Class and
get admissions to Medical and Engineering
schools.
The 2nd Class students get MBAs and LLBs to
manage the First Class students.
The 3rd Class students enter Politics and rule both
the 1st and 2nd Class students.
The Failures enter the Underworld of crime and
control the politicians and the businesses.
And, best of all, those who did not attend school
become Prophets and everyone follows them...."
What a paradox and an irony of life!
It can only happen in Africa, where corruption is
the order of the day.

WYman2:
[size=15pt]Nigerian's pls help a student,who is in trouble.
I have been seeking help,for over one month now and it is not yet coming.
all the people that called,just disappointment.
Am sorry for bringing this kind of issue here,but I have no option than to seek help.anywere.I can get..
I don't want to go into my personal details.
that would be for anyone who ask of it but I just want to say a little about my ordeal..
I am a student of NOUN university,studyin B.s.c criminology and security studies,who has been doing well.
I am responsible for my school fees,right from primary school,cos my dad didn't see any need,giving us eduction,but deep inside me.I refused to subcribe to his ideology and I wanted the best for my family,cos our condition was terrible,"financially".
My mom had to take care of our education.7 of us.
has the first.I couldn't stand the sight of seeing her go through all does suffering.
Just to give us eduction,so I left home and started hustlin from primary 5 and I took care of my school fees right from then till I graduated from secondary,now am in the university and was doing well,until I invested all I had in an importation business which leta turned out to be a scam,now am down to zero.
My school fees has elapsed, for a long time now.
I don't even attend lectures and can not write exams,which ironically means,that I will have to withdraw from school.
I would have gone for student loan,but I have tried to secure a student loan before,when I got scholarship to study outside and needed money for my papers,but it was frustrating cos I have no one to stand for me.

The amount in question is,N52,000 and am ready to work for it,if necessary.
I am not saying you should dash me the money,a loan will be well appreciated and am ready to use all my school,birth,state of origin cartificate's, infact all my earthly possesion as a collactorall for the loan
Pls nigerian's. I know so many people bring fake story about such matters online,so am ready to corporate with anybody who can help verify this story.I live in abuja.

CONTACT:0810-6925-962[/size]

[size=15pt]please,I want to appeal to those,who called,and at the end keep posting me.
after calling and showing interest in helping,I stopped posting this article online.
what I get at the end is posting,..you are not doing any good to my situation.instead,u are worsinin it,the time I would have use to get help,is wat you are wasting. by making me to stop posting this online..
I did my best to corperate and even sent my school registration NO and study centre for
comfirmation..
I am not saying,they should dash me this money.I can work for it,just that am not fit right now to raise the the money and exam,is around the corner..[/size][size=15pt]
I WILL BE VERY GREATFUL,IF ANY ONE CAN ASSIST ME WITH A LOAN INSTEAD

SOM1 QUOTED ME,QUESTIONIN THE CREDIBILITY OF THIS STORY.
IF YOU HAvE UR RESERVATIONS CONCERNIN THE CREDIBILITY OF THiS STORY.
YOU CAN MEET UP WITH ME,SO WE COULD GO,TO MY STUDY CENTRE TOGEDA FOR COMFIRMATION OR AT MY SCHOOL HEAD OFFICE,AT WUSE,HERE IN ABUJA[/size]

[size=17pt]NOTE:pls if you can't assist with a loan and want to render direct financial assistance.you don't have to pay directly to me.
I will appreciate it more,if you pay directly into my school account.
Which you can google urself to comfirm[/size]

Your ordeal is so pathetic but I have neither gold nor silver. The importance of this to me now is for seeking of asylum papers. Thanks brother.

Thank God that FUTO is not there. The PG there sucks especially in SOSC. If you wanna go there, you should volunteer a good four years for M. Sc before thinking of internal defence.
At op, you should consider BUK as one of the best PG schools.
I've passed through the above institutions.

He should equate the portfolios of the politicians with that of the civil servants and as well, making sure that they have levels based on qualifications obtained. Let's see how the job would be attractive.

ykmotors:
Thanks Happy weekend......... A very clean 2002/2003 toyota matrix will cost you 1.3m with original custom duty paid.

Thanks for quick response but the price is above my budget. Please give me the prices and model of sporty cars I can get within the range of 500-600k. AC is important oo.

Oga yk, pls how much would land Toyota matrix 2001 or 2003 with factory ac and intact customs paper in Aba, Abia State

400k and what's the location?