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I really don't get whatsup with Kanye just going about beefing everybody the guy really need a mental checkup and mind him he should becareful if he does not want to ka yin(to die) like Tupac or Biggy

Na so girls wanna rock errytin d guys rock starting frm trous to some even sagging now to standing to urinate

Airtel sim swap or replacement is simple to do as far the details you use to register the sim which is obviously on your id card the sim can be replace even if you don't walk into any Airtel shop but what baffle me is how did the so called thief get to know the frequently dial numbers on the line because if one of the numbers out of four is not correct you won't be able to do a replacement.

na so the lad bcum star shoo

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Who has has watched Black November?

Its a movie by Jeta Amata with A List Hollywood actors like Mickey Rourke (“Dexter”), Kim Basinger (L.A. Confidential)-also has Sarah Wayne Callies from the Walking Dead, Akon, Wyclef Jean and Vivica A. Fox (Kill Bill) amongst others.By Hollywood-it looks like a low budget B movie-but by this is really amazing by Nollywood standards-world class infact.

A Youtube synopsis reads:A volatile, oil-rich Nigerian community wages war against their corrupt government and a multi-national oil corporation to protect their land from being destroyed by excessive drilling and spills. To seek justice, a rebel organization kidnaps an American oilexecutive and demands that his corporation end the destruction and pollution. Inspired by true events, Black November is the gripping story of how a community risesup and takes drastic measures to make sure their voices are heard.These are kinds of movies-Nollywood can make that can be shown to a broad audience in the USA. Most Nollywood movies shown in the USA are just in selected halls for a Nigerian/African audience. A movie like this shown to a broad audience can bring in up to $10 million in just a month.And by suggesting America-its not that I am a victim of colonial mentality. Far from it. Its about the purchasing power of the average and the advancement of the film industry there. Imagine a movie producer grossing 2 Billion with one movie in just one year and thisnot including dvds, cable etc. The main actor of such a movie can to be paid N20 million to N50 million + and even waka pass actors can hope to collect 50k. Our 'stars' will no longer have to be begging politicians!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1REsLe7gzH

After the rumble that happened early this week between indigenous rapper olamide and SMD boss don jazzy,Olamide took to Twitter to drop some hits...lol....I could call it rap lines

People latter took to his words and use it has a trend,here are some funny collection I was able to gather

No na love now....shey he be crime to tie yam,prepare food,wash undies,wash plates na shebi na love.....

..It is a good thing to love your wife though but changing to a potential houseboy for your wife is way out of it.

Nigeria police will be like oya Oga park well,park o,whr ya particular,hin cek am finish,whr ya tinted permit yu show am,Oga why yu dy roll glass up In dis hot weather,oya come down yu wan kill yasef abi,yu wan commit murder abi,yu go ric station....

Corruption sshould not only be corrected with our politicians,it should also be checked in our security agents and army.

God bless Nigeria,God bless my home

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This guy is such a dumb ass resulting to crime is it the best alternative he got after his father died now he is gonna geh his ass whooped.

I pray the first lady of Oyo State see to it and grant him state pardon.

it cool tho if only they would be appreciate and reward accordingly....hope PMB wud app dis boys

The so called apc government wanna bite those fingers that fed them

You don't have to go all way by breaking up with her,my opinion with your story is just that I see this lady is so much in love with you than you do and by breaking up with her you don't want her to do the unbelievable,her heart is too fragile....bro you need to get back to her if you do love her and make her see things from your point or view about swearing a oath

please any idea on when d list gonna b release....and is dia a whatsapp grp fr dis thread

omo money good....ama geh rich by al cost

I think you should twist the issue for her,you should tell her that you use that has a prank on her so that you can know If she truely love you or was just after your damn success.......


I think of she truely love you she would accept you for who you are and not what you are,you should also let her reason with you though what you did is a punishable crime for impersonation but she should find ways of reasoning with you and mind you telling people about this would tear you so keep this secret buried within you

I think giving them 20k would discourage the upcoming players in National level because when the boys strive hard to win a trophy and were awarded with a meagre pay would discourage other uprising players and would give them the idea of travelling aboard to play for countries that would appreciate their talents.

Hbd bruv

nice spec tho....the front camera must be that sharp unlike this HTC one s crap am using.

Guess Nigerians and Africans in large are these creative,a lot of Africans handling big post and commanding higher respect in the World at large
The only think you and I have to do is just to unleash our hidden potential

Thanks to you guys
I went further to help the guy so I visited some foreign site and I saw some post from some people who have the same condition and some online doctors said it is normal that it occurs when there is cold or hot sensation,so the testis seems to move about because of this.
But prior to this he still gonna see a urologist

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