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Nawaooow...Nigerians self...som parents no dey shame ooo instead of dem to bury their head in shame say deir children to write well for Jamb...prepare them 4 nxt year dey jst wan waste their money 4 court jst like dat ad possibly if dey win den Post Ume go stil chop the remaining one...,nawaooow...#Jst wondering her person wey no get above 200 4 jamb wil pass a Post Ume f a University

Baba Mouth Action.....easier said than Down....howvr,make we hope shall because say change is constant and they APC are d change bearer as they claim

Its nt his Fault cos Age is telling badly on him that's why he runs the affairs of Ebonyi like his personal biz. No wondr d state decided to Vote massively against him ad his supporters...
#Fresh Air joor


May God Punish this Man for dragging Ebonyi state Backwards

Hmmmmmm Am present Sir Make I arrange my Orijin with groundnut use am sit down jeje dey wait






Dis plot of land z nt 4 sale....Buyers beware f 419 ooh

Am stil waiting for May 27th. I.e Childrens' day born babies.. Identify urself cos we ar 4rever Young... Add up on watsapp 07038811265 or BBM pin 2A72CD14. thanks

chelsy20:
I need to find my birthday mate before may...
May 27.

Waooow,@OP.r u serious...xo finally I hav found my birthday mate...May 27th Rocks.

Pls pals, I am perturbed seriously,wen I printed my invitation letter,the requirements scares me somehow cos the state f Origin,uploading of passport,certification ad confirmation of health status,should we upload them online or cum with them on d exam venue...ad also what if one didn't provide al these requirements b4 the Exam Date,will they allow him/her to sit for the Exam

I Rep May 27.....who has a match with mine.....Children's' Day

Engr Davi Umahi won Ebonyi state.
Nelson Wike won Rivers State..
4rm a reliable Source

2nd Semester Exams 4 All Departments...
Course: Love Math.
Course code: GMS111
All questions carry equal marks.
Time allowed: 2hrs, 30minutes.
1. If a girl is in love for 10 years and at the
end,
the guy breaks up with her, what is the
formula for
calculating such love and time wasted?
2. As a guy, you dated more than 3 girls for
three
years, calculate the expenses and loss for
the three
years?
3. In not more than thirty words. State the
difference between Orobo
girls and Lekpa girls.
4. With the aid of a labelled diagram, draw
and
explain the term "Ukwu".
Question 5- For girls only
5. Use the almighty formula to calculate the
speedometer of your
boyfriend using the proportional ratio to
attain the
equation.
Question 6- For boys only.
6. You send an airtime worth #200 to your
girlfriend and she sends
you a 'Please call me I Love You' text.
Calculate
the profit and Loss of the airtime being
sent.
7. If you break up with your girl because of
Christmas gifts, etc. Calculate how long it'll
take
you to get her back in January.
8. As a guy, you are dating other people's
sister,
but you don't want any other guy to date
your
sister. Calculate the percentage of your
foolish and
wicked behaviour.
9. When you check a Facebook profile, 99%
of guys
are single as their marital status states, and
100%
of the girls are dating,
engaged, in a relationship, married. Briefly
explain
who they are all dating in not less than two
sentences.
N/B- Attempt all question to avoid carry-
over!!!!
Good Luck!- Dean For Student Affairs.

2nd Semester Exams 4 All Departments...
Course: Love Math.
Course code: GMS111
All questions carry equal marks.
Time allowed: 2hrs, 30minutes.
1. If a girl is in love for 10 years and at the
end,
the guy breaks up with her, what is the
formula for
calculating such love and time wasted?
2. As a guy, you dated more than 3 girls for
three
years, calculate the expenses and loss for
the three
years?
3. In not more than thirty words. State the
difference between Orobo
girls and Lekpa girls.
4. With the aid of a labelled diagram, draw
and
explain the term "Ukwu".
Question 5- For girls only
5. Use the almighty formula to calculate the
speedometer of your
boyfriend using the proportional ratio to
attain the
equation.
Question 6- For boys only.
6. You send an airtime worth #200 to your
girlfriend and she sends
you a 'Please call me I Love You' text.
Calculate
the profit and Loss of the airtime being
sent.
7. If you break up with your girl because of
Christmas gifts, etc. Calculate how long it'll
take
you to get her back in January.
8. As a guy, you are dating other people's
sister,
but you don't want any other guy to date
your
sister. Calculate the percentage of your
foolish and
wicked behaviour.
9. When you check a Facebook profile, 99%
of guys
are single as their marital status states, and
100%
of the girls are dating,
engaged, in a relationship, married. Briefly
explain
who they are all dating in not less than two
sentences.
N/B- Attempt all question to avoid carry-
over!!!!
Good Luck!- Dean For Student Affairs.

Waooow, I never hear this offer b4, @ OP,maybe u tel us the link xo that we can assess the data..... 2 our mods, Front page biko so that pple wil gt acquainted ad informed esp those that r interested

Its a 9ce thread 4 sure,... @seje, keep it up cos many ppl it but didn't actualiz it....9ce one ..... Am a builder in Ebsu, in my final your.....Thanks man

Personally, I love Siaone tacts cos he plays offensive game ad hs game is enjoying unlike keshi dat plays heartattack football.... Aside dat Nation Cup he won, his game are not enjyable.... I would prefer Olisha 2 cum ad try or dey shld gv it back 2 sia1 cos I belivd dat he has learnt his lessons by nw cos he learned 2ru d Hard way 4real

@greatken, Gud day bro, please I ned info on how ad where to register 4 my HSE course please, cos I hav followed this thread 4 long,.... Any person with places 2 get this training and their various prices should help me ad other aspirants out.meanwhile I wil be graduating dis year by Nov, I wil like 2 go 4 d training by Jan since we aint sure f NYSC by feb...reach me @ Raphaelkanayo@gmail.com , thanks dearly

Interesting thread I must commend.....meanwhile I Fully Represent d (Galaxies), Ebonyi State University, Abakiliki.

Please, I love this SHE course and I wil be graduating this year by november bt my school can't assure our set Service by Feb. Pls friend, I will like 2 engage in the Program by Jan or Feb nxt year bt don't knw how much it wil cost me shal.Howevr, I am studying Building Technology Education, pls any info may be directed to my email,....... Raphaelkanayo@gmail.com, thanks in a million

I rep Ebsu ( d Galaxy) I don't knw how d list was complied shall but I guess we suppose cum up a bit,.........yeap, Check it Out

Hmmmmm, a counter thread, can't wait 4 d war 2 start, make I comment 1st. Most Professional courses are highly rated 4sure den aftr that then,its Public Admin and Accountancy

When I wz small, my Friends cald me "Sharp" reasons wz dat am always mean and sharp

Political scienc,where every adult can Govrn ad Rule, philosophy, English Language and Human kinetic. Some say that some Educational courses are underrated bt some of Educational courses are better and lucrative than other courses in some field

@dechandel, lamao..... Bt dey shld stop keeping som gud guys in d Friendzone cos it pains wen u see ur guy being in som1 friendzone nt evn on a reserve or on Bench that's why some Guys wants 2 hurt dem by chasing their Friends

1. Bleaching your skin is not a problem, the
problem is having white face, yellow hands,
chocolate lips and black legs. Are you a zebra?
2. Kissing your man is not a problem, The
problem is how you do it. Stop making sounds
like a car crash "pitom pitom pitommi" U are
disturbing me.
3. Screaming during sex is romantic and its not a
problem, The problem is screaming and shouting
like crazy "JESUS, Oh my God, Holy mary" You
are having sex, Not a Church service! And
besides I dnt know if you are reminding
God to punish you.
4. Wearing short skirts or dresses is not a
problem in fact its sexy, The problem is wearing
your mini skirt looking all nice and walking around
and when you see guys you try to pull it down,
Now you want it to be long? Why are u deceiving
urself?
5. Loving your man is not a problem. it doesn't
involve me but the problem is changing your
surname to his on Facebook, Bitch his mother
doesn't even know you, Chill!! And I wud hate to
read ur post later saying MEN ARE WICKED OR
CHEATS.
6. Calling all men dogs are not the problem, the
problem is tagging yourself saint when you know
he didn't
Bleep himself but you.. So since you did it with
him, kindly say I HAVE BEEN SLEEPING WITH
DOG and please let us know the breed of dogs
you came to the world from coz ur dad is there
and ur mum have been his bed partner....
You can still add more

Its chroloquine cos it itches me ad somtyns paracetamol cos I neva goes down 4rm my gullet, dats y I hate taking drugs 4 anytyn

[color=#000099][/color] 4sure Every friend or chick has a purpose 4 keeping them, some r 4 Sex while some are 4 real relationship like Real one

I rep. Onitsha 4 sure but the issue is that most of my friends are all in skul in different states and when I came back 4 vacation or little holi....I will be left alone and lonely.consequentially, a serious ad matures lady in onitsha, fegge ad its environ shld add me up

Kasynpaulsyn1997: bro,nah lie....if nah for law then EBSU should be ranked among top 5

Bro, they r gud in Basic medical science course like Med surg ad Nursing

Khaynet: Top 10 Best University In Nigeria:in Terms Of Medicine & Surgery.

1) University of Ibadan.
2) Obafemi awolowo university.
3) University of Ilorin.
4) Ahmadu bello university Zaria.
5) University of lagos.
6) Lagos state University.
7) University of Nigeria Nsukka.
Delta state university Abraka.
9) Niger delta university.
10) Ambrose Alli University Ekpoma.

Do you think am right? Prove me wrong or
support me now in comment.

.....Bros, Ebsu suppose make d list 4 sure....

My first CGPA wz 3.2 in the scale f 5 bt now am in 4.2,jst remaining a semester to Graduate,....Can't thank U enof LORD 4 ur Blessings and Favors

[quote author=McGibson]Hi-White, dont bleach[/....My dear,Hi white bleach ooo cos I hv used d cream b4 , am evn using A3 lotion nw,jst watching d cream shall