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Advice For The Ladies by Dgaffer(m): 10:55am On Sep 21, 2014
1. Bleaching your skin is not a problem, the
problem is having white face, yellow hands,
chocolate lips and black legs. Are you a zebra?
2. Kissing your man is not a problem, The
problem is how you do it. Stop making sounds
like a car crash "pitom pitom pitommi" U are
disturbing me.
3. Screaming during sex is romantic and its not a
problem, The problem is screaming and shouting
like crazy "JESUS, Oh my God, Holy mary" You
are having sex, Not a Church service! And
besides I dnt know if you are reminding
God to punish you.
4. Wearing short skirts or dresses is not a
problem in fact its sexy, The problem is wearing
your mini skirt looking all nice and walking around
and when you see guys you try to pull it down,
Now you want it to be long? Why are u deceiving
urself?
5. Loving your man is not a problem. it doesn't
involve me but the problem is changing your
surname to his on Facebook, Bitch his mother
doesn't even know you, Chill!! And I wud hate to
read ur post later saying MEN ARE WICKED OR
CHEATS.
6. Calling all men dogs are not the problem, the
problem is tagging yourself saint when you know
he didn't
Bleep himself but you.. So since you did it with
him, kindly say I HAVE BEEN SLEEPING WITH
DOG and please let us know the breed of dogs
you came to the world from coz ur dad is there
and ur mum have been his bed partner....
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Re: Advice For The Ladies by BigBizzy(m): 11:42am On Sep 21, 2014
hahaha dope
Re: Advice For The Ladies by dechandel(f): 11:51am On Sep 21, 2014
Advice for the boys

Stop chasing every nkechi, titi and efe
Just to taste your man power..

Nansense undecided

Stop referring to girls as slut
When you have your mother and sisters at home
Its a shame


All'ya thirsty niggaz be checking n stalking pretty girls on fb
U will get a reward someday...
Re: Advice For The Ladies by Dgaffer(m): 3:57pm On Sep 21, 2014
@dechandel, lamao..... Bt dey shld stop keeping som gud guys in d Friendzone cos it pains wen u see ur guy being in som1 friendzone nt evn on a reserve or on Bench that's why some Guys wants 2 hurt dem by chasing their Friends

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