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Advice For The Ladies by Dgaffer(m): 10:55am On Sep 21, 2014 |
1. Bleaching your skin is not a problem, the problem is having white face, yellow hands, chocolate lips and black legs. Are you a zebra? 2. Kissing your man is not a problem, The problem is how you do it. Stop making sounds like a car crash "pitom pitom pitommi" U are disturbing me. 3. Screaming during sex is romantic and its not a problem, The problem is screaming and shouting like crazy "JESUS, Oh my God, Holy mary" You are having sex, Not a Church service! And besides I dnt know if you are reminding God to punish you. 4. Wearing short skirts or dresses is not a problem in fact its sexy, The problem is wearing your mini skirt looking all nice and walking around and when you see guys you try to pull it down, Now you want it to be long? Why are u deceiving urself? 5. Loving your man is not a problem. it doesn't involve me but the problem is changing your surname to his on Facebook, Bitch his mother doesn't even know you, Chill!! And I wud hate to read ur post later saying MEN ARE WICKED OR CHEATS. 6. Calling all men dogs are not the problem, the problem is tagging yourself saint when you know he didn't Bleep himself but you.. So since you did it with him, kindly say I HAVE BEEN SLEEPING WITH DOG and please let us know the breed of dogs you came to the world from coz ur dad is there and ur mum have been his bed partner.... You can still add more |
Re: Advice For The Ladies by BigBizzy(m): 11:42am On Sep 21, 2014 |
hahaha dope |
Re: Advice For The Ladies by dechandel(f): 11:51am On Sep 21, 2014 |
Advice for the boys Stop chasing every nkechi, titi and efe Just to taste your man power.. Nansense Stop referring to girls as slut When you have your mother and sisters at home Its a shame All'ya thirsty niggaz be checking n stalking pretty girls on fb U will get a reward someday... |
Re: Advice For The Ladies by Dgaffer(m): 3:57pm On Sep 21, 2014 |
@dechandel, lamao..... Bt dey shld stop keeping som gud guys in d Friendzone cos it pains wen u see ur guy being in som1 friendzone nt evn on a reserve or on Bench that's why some Guys wants 2 hurt dem by chasing their Friends |
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