So, since we advertised our email to the public to start sending in thier emails for publication we've been getting all kinds of weird emails and this one particularly left me in a state of shock for quite a while. Read below.

“Dear Trend,

My mom and dad got divorced about six years ago. Since then it’s just been my mom, my sister and I. I get to see my dad once a month as we both live in different parts of the country It’s hard to fly up and visit him as much as I’d like to due to this little thing called money which my family is short of.

I’ve also haven’t seen my mom with another man since the divorce since she wants us to grow up before she gets involved in a relationship again.

The Event:

About four weeks ago my dad called my mom up in a drunken rampage and screamed at her for a good hour about how he was cheating on her while they were married, how he’s not going give her a dime to cater for herself and children and how my mom was the scum of the earth.

This caused my mom to fall into an emotional breakdown and she was pretty messed up that night. I came home from work and she was completely drunk. To be honest, I’ve never seen someone so drunk in my entire life. She was telling me about the phone call and how she wished my dad would just die. She was really open with her feelings and emotions and she was telling me a lot. She offered me some alcohol and I accepted, as I just needed that stuff after a crazy day at work. I love to drink a bit and I really just wanted to help her out. The last thing I wanted to do is refuse something from her and then have her start crying again.

I had about six glasses and I started to get a little tipsy when she put her arm on me. Now usually I just push away as I hate the ‘mushy’ stuff from my mom. She always wants to spend time with me and touch me in a ‘mom – son’ way. Just love for your child I suppose but this time, I just accepted it I was really too drunk to care. What happened after this was completely unexpected.

I’ve never thought about my mom this way before, not even the slightest. She’s my mom for God sake. My mom told me to shut my eyes, and she kissed me on the lips. I was completely stunned. I didn’t know what to do so I just sat there.

“I love you Jide”

“Umm… I love you too mom”

By this point, I was completely confused, even more so for a drunk. I didn’t have the slightest clue what was going on.

“No, Not like that Jide…”

She put her hand on my lap over my family jewels and then kissed me again. She then started kissing me furiously and passionately. She then pulled off her shirt and mine and pretty much, well pushed me onto the floor. She was on top of me and there was really not much I could do. I was being seduced by my own mom.

I couldn’t believe it.

Then we made a huge mistake…we did it. I didn’t even want this. I didn’t even want my mom to touch me; I hate it when she touches me but the effects of alcohol took its place and turned us into horrible monsters.

Although I don’t like to admit it, I had never had it this great. We finished up and she left to go to the washroom to clean up. I don’t remember anything else about the night. I probably went to sleep waiting for her to come back.

A lot of the night is fragmented and even today I still have trouble remembering it completely. In the morning she never mentioned it at all and she acted completely normal despite the fact that she slept with her own son.

The Problem:

Everything went fine up until today when my mom called me up at work.

“Jide, we need to talk. It’s really important”

I didn’t know what was going on. I thought maybe someone died or she found porn in my stuff.

“Yeah Mom… What is it?”

“I feel really uncomfortable about it; I don’t think I can explain it to you on the Phone”

I told my mom that was alright and I’d be home from work in an hour and we could talk about it then. I get home and I see that my mom is sitting on the couch. Her face was all swollen, and I could tell that something really bad happened. It looked like she was crying for a long time.

“What’s wrong?” I asked her.

“I think I’m pregnant”

I was completely shocked. My mom hasn’t even dated another guy since she divorced my dad and I was a hundred percent sure that she wasn’t seeing another guy.

“Did you take a test?” “Yeah, it’s positive”

We just sat there completely still. I didn’t know what to say. Now I’m very confused and frustrated. I don’t know what to do.

Please advice me”.



http://www.trendtopix.com/i-got-my-mum-pregnant-im-confused/

. Mxcheeew!! I've got more important issues to find solutions to than wasting my time n stressing my emotions on ur false story abeg... Ehen...what of ur sister? Still sleeping? Wake to ask her... Rubbish!

Super story

@OP: This is a nice script pls contact Wale Adenuga Production.

Ok

I don't want to believe this.

dharay88:

fuçkinq too lonq....

Yea

do u expect me to believe this?

such things mostly happens in the u.s

dharay88:

fuçkinq too lonq....

Of course its quite long for you, bird brained goat!
How did you pass your SSCE?
Glorified dumb simpleton!

Then get married to her bloddy liar

Op belong to LAN,i mean Liars Association of Nairaland

Anyway, ur story is d least I culd eva worry abt, jst send me ur sista's fone numba let me reason her mata!!!

dharay88:

[s]

I see yhu cryinq already,
Its in yhu píggy, cry on till ur lame crippled mum cumz baq fr0m d hotel.


Compound low life psychopathic imp.

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Lame! If your father was on Nl, he did be ashamed of his worthless child. Dyslexic ranting hobo with the IQ of a sea turtle. Please stop spreading your inherent stupidity. I know you was cursed with it, but please try hide it a bit.
Fvcking fvckwit!
What a _retard.

Do me a Favour.

dharay88:

my boy is crying hard....aaaawww
I dont care if yhu were born stupíd,
All i know is yhu will remain stupíd till kingdom come.


Hope daht one-eyed crippled LovePeddler(ur mum) is n0w back at h0me...

Impressive. Good you took my heartily advice & stopped typing in shorthand. But you're still a dunce. A fvcking LovePeddler cùnt chicken feather brain was fvcked in the arse by a dwarf mutant and the result was you - a reject, a scorn, a lowlife and an idol reject.
Your foolishness on this forum is unmatched.
I blame your dad for not wanking you off.
Stùpid cùnting asscock!

Where is dharry99? The hallucinating mongre whose brain is filled with cow dung. Get ya gutless self here let me castrate and chop you into pieces.

dharay88:

ur moroniç daft congolese dad tut me shorthand u know,
That happens to b why yhu fuçkinq cryin over d way i type...duurrhh i no send ur mama.!


Yhu so fuçkinq dumb yhu wine & dine wid apes.

& I can see yhu know me well, so cul...come out wid ur main moniker let's do ds
or keep hiding under shadows till yhu tired of beinq a pained coçksuckinq cowrard.

Stop trying to sound smart by imitating mrcörk. Just accept the way you are - a miserable dumb swine eating shít.
When God was dispatching common sense, you were no where to be found. When you came, it was already too late - so there was no option othan to infuse in you a snails sense. You father should sacrifice you as a burnt offering to ogun.

dharay88:

ur moroniç daft congolese dad tut me shorthand u know,
That happens to b why yhu fuçkinq cryin over d way i type...duurrhh i no send ur mama.!


Yhu so fuçkinq dumb yhu wine & dine wid apes.

& I can see yhu know me well, so cul...come out wid ur main moniker let's do ds
or keep hiding under shadows till yhu tired of beinq a pained coçksuckinq cowrard.

Stop trying to sound smart by imitating mrcörk. Just accept the way you are - a miserable dumb swine eating shít.
When God was dispatching common sense, you were no where to be found. When you came, it was already too late - so there was no option othan to infuse in you a snails sense. You father should sacrifice you as a burnt offering to ogun cos you're a waste product.
A pratty fool is hopeful than you boy.

dharay88:

so fast yhu wanna b spanked...hahahaha,
Niqqa, reveal ur sorry àss or shut d fuçk up....manßiissh

Your stùpidity is legendary, I swear.
Your typing format shows how deranged you are.
Leprous imp.

IamNeo:
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Stop trying to sound smart by imitating mrcörk. Just accept the way you are - a miserable dumb swine eating shít.
When God was dispatching common sense, you were no where to be found. When you came, it was already too late - so there was no option othan to infuse in you a snails sense. You father should sacrifice you as a burnt offering to ogun.
A pratty fool is hopeful than you boy.[/s]

CRY CRY CRY....!!!
I ain't readin ur shiiiit, i ain't replyinq u animore until u come
our likah man.


#pained cow#

dharay88:

CRY CRY CRY....!!! I ain't readin ur shiiiit, i ain't replyinq u animore until u come our likah man.

#pained cow#

Oh the sissy slowpoke is backing out. Way to go, spineless cockroach scurrying away like a frightened rabit. Next time don't dare your god - IamNeo.

dharay88:

keep rantinq, ionne still care...if u rilli got d nerve,
Log in wid ur main account & diss me buh until den,


My ass ⁴yhu... lol.

I'm done with you kiddo. Don't wan't to yoke together with a kiddo. Oya run along, then serve into brt lane and get crushed by the oncoming truck.

Hmmm
Struggling to blive this story ..