₦airaland Forum

AfricanApple:
yesu! how did you see that before I edited it. didn't know it was men's edition.


by the way, I wish you the female fashion of that pics

Phikom:
Wetin Ifa say?

e no dey too help sha
cuz girlz dun wise up nwadayz.

AfricanApple:
they still for this, lemme start searching for Mr.right o

yhur prayer has been answered.
no need editing it... check down here...

naijaboiy:
Not necessarily.

ohk lemme keep occupying
d first paqe den...

olihilistic:
who wooing done help?

Jackossky:
commerce

Jackossky:
wow
can't believe I can make it this far

hello robinhez how pukka 36
what about Venus
umm sad writer or lostsoul
av even forgot his name
let cut the story short..am going for economics and statistics... my low jamb score 216.subject combo(math,econs,eng,common)I hope the combo is okay.....
please is uniben post utme form already out. also d jupeb programme am going for bus admin...I don't know the course to choose it kinda confusing...and plz how Much is the jupeb form
I think the exam will take place on June 1st


help a brother


#Godwin IHail ooo

Asslicker:
my friend will You sharrap?


Una too dey yarn dust.
I'm NOT Darkenedrebel.
Whatever grudges U have with him isnt my business.
Please stop derailing my THREAD.

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Next on my list is:
Jadekatina
This is A newbie..what people call JJC(jadekitana Just come). She's a bit smart and very inquisitive. It'll be a miracle if she doesn't get impregnated by one of these infamous NL fine boys. Stfuareyousatan is already on her radar.

Misspicy
This 28-yr old spinster was once an Unrepentantly NL Addict!
After her heart got Ridiculously shattered by different NL guys, She took to Going to churches And reducing the time she spends on Social networks.

Please, let's hope and prays she gets a husby before 30! Nemaste.

dammmmn!
u mean shattered like dis...

Jadekitana:
Why do you always mention me in your updates? I thought this thread would have been closed by now. I'm a newbie and jjc I agree,but ejor put me down.I don't want to be yoked in any E-war.

hahahahaha
she dey fear o0.

PietroRico:
PSG are probably the easiest 'big' team out there..

SwagkingDope:
my guy!!! shioo!! i be tink say them don band nairaland o0
my fellow pupils,hw una dae naw?

lezz:
Oh boy, you done get new crown!!!

I dub you the slayer!!!

Ever since Nubian and crea.mish unfollowed him he has been trolling on them.

I wonder if he thought their un-followership has anything to do with me!

The boy has since been rocking up to my threads and post in the pretext of critism.


Stupid goofball just can't handle rejection!!!

Throwaway waste of flesh and tissue!!!

e dun do na,
all dez for person pikin.? maka whyyy...

Dklef:
holl up!

Allow him scurry arround for some big words and generic punchlines

I'm waiting for him,
tho I'm already gathering d
obituary posters..this is wicked!

postmann:
[b]Will it ease your pain, defeat and frustration if postma.nn was lez.z or lezzl.ie?

Will it help convince your latest victim of deceit that you have fewer enemies than speculated?

Then be my guest. Let postman be lez. or lezzl.ie to you.

But I'm not here to take away your pains.
I'm here to make them more real.
I'm going to sharpen your wounds with a rusty, tetanus infected blade.

Love-sick, crackpot who owns one quarter of nairaland's handles.

If you can scam fellow citizens
That means you must have gone international in the past.
And it was the lack of profit thereof that forced you to look home-ward.
Where else could have been a perfect hunting ground for a no-lifer like you?
Nairaland, of course.
As it is, with your hundreds of handles constituting nuisance both intellectually, and socially,
You're nairaland's greatest threat.

You must be a wanted man. I shall have your pics posted to the INTAPOL website. They need to do a background check on you, nairaland most renowned fraudster, who sucks in the dating game.

Should NL become reality, Synzu would give you a knock on the head for not polishing his shoes properly,

thesonofmark would give you one more grace to pay your huge backlog of tenancy debts.

And lezz/lezzlie would be the professor you plead with to assist you gain admission despite your miserable jamb score.

The likes of nubia and Creamish would the ones you say (with a hand over your head, as is accustomed of the destitutes doing menial jobs) "aunty, anything for your boy?"
As she reaches to her bag and brandishes you a 500 Naira bill, and you let out a glim like a poor hungry dog, poorer than poor lazarus. Poverty-stricken miserable wizard.

Take advantage of the faceless forum, and keep exchanging words with your superiors.

But your heart is broken
You never saw this coming
There's no music for company
All that surrounds you is the hopelessness of failure

You must have cursed yourself a thousand times
What made you exposed your pic
That was the beginning of end for nairaland most notorious fraudster

A spineless monkey who has no decorum to accept a woman's rejection with grace.

Keep sagging your pants
Keep eyes glued to your phone
And Like a Naira bet addict
Wait and see if a foolish woman in NL will fall for your bait.

#WaistOfHumanSpace[/b]

godddaaaammmn!

lezz:
Of course postmann is lezz, I would be surprised if you aren't having blurred vision and mental epilepsia major after this debacle!!!
Krandlebar is also lezz right now in your double-faced perception. Bastardo!!!

Fücking weirdo.



Thief!!!

Admit it, you started stalking me after Nubian invited me to her tea thread.

That's when your madness started.

Frustrated attention-craver.

You can only con girls who are stupid enough not to know that you qualify for NGO charity case for nutritious diet.

Dwarf!!! Internt has given ypu muscles. Keyboard rebel like you.

I find it hard to believe anyone takes you seriously.

_Stupid saphead!

keyboard-Rebel?
I aff dieded o0.

lezz:
It beats me why you won't give me a direct quote!!! Damm!!!

Let me ask you? Why do you diss supposedly older women twice your age and follow all of them around.

Do you deny begging these girls money? Do not deliberately seek out girls who appear to be financially afloat to water your undernourished skin ?



Bwhahaha!!!


Nigar, i can be in nairaland for all i care.

I'm done schooling and make my own living.

I'm accountable to no mortal!!!

You breath through the charity lungs of your parents !!!

You shouldn't be here. You're a fine artist student and you crave for intellectual validation in NL, something your JAMB and waec results denied you. Lolz

If your mother caught you here, you'll get a corporal punishment or stipend reduction.

You're a hallucinatory loonie, suffering undiagnosed chronic schizophrenic symptoms, comparing your broke ass, indomie-swilling, jean-sagging parental dependent ass like yourself to a dude like me!!!!

Yoy gloat over girls you cant even pay their transport fare!

Damn!!! The concept of shame must have been alien to you.

Stupidity-magnet!!!

n0w datz some
crazy aaaasss slaps...

Laveda:

qud u qet daht

darkenedrebel:
postman isn't lëzz but yet pöstman shows up with a couple of fugazï accounts few minutes after Lëzz made a comment in order to like it & to give him emotional support...bipölar mofo

You are a 35 year old nairaland-addict with the discipline of a 5 year old...live with it

*continues listening to Kendrick Lamar* ....

Keep ranting, old man..and maybe I might just give you a reply.
after all, not of us is as jobless & as nairaland-addicted as you .

hmm...even dt imbecilic lordsamurai
could digest dis weak punch. Gimme sumfin bloody mahn..!

Laveda:
Are you not tired Michael?

huh itz too early 4him 2b tired
& woman, dont spoil my show u gerrit...