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postmann:
[b]
So here we are afterall. The dummy that was holding your brief yesterday said the OP would be here today, and indeed here you are, unmasked!

Why do you try so hard to tell us about your life outside nairaland. Who does that?
I'm sorry your e-prints here engraves your true worth.

You're a worthless, sub-urban Lagosian, who escaped Fashiola's bus for destitutes, for contributing nothing to the economy of Lagos.
It was a narrow escape for you. You would've been a rural dweller by now, then you can be the chief jester of your clan head in your village.

One of your pics would have served a good purpose in the UNITED NATIONS DEVELOPMENT FOR POVERTY ALLEVIATION (Africa chapter)
You're the definition of austerity and economic recession.
You're surrounded by poverty.
You're the society's waste bucket
A left-behind, unintelligent failure who couldn't make a mark in any discipline.
And you're here on a faceless forum trying to create a make-belief that you're doing well.

If not for cowardice you'd have been an armed robber
You have all the traits save for cowardice:

You envy the classy (Cream.ish, nubia and co) hence you try to take them in your deceitful claws so as to use them as ladder-up to ease your financial impoverishment
Little wonder they say you beg women for recharge cards

You envy the real men (lezz, thesonofmark, Synzu and co). They go where boys don't dare go. Their flair is natural, unforced. It's just who they are. They are everything here you wish to be.

Tried as you did, they outshone you in every area you claimed to be good at. So you reached for a gun (slander) to bring your vanquishers down.

I know you have witchcraft
It's not possible for a healthy soul to manifest your evils and shortcomings.
It takes a stubborn wizard to keep on denying when caught redheaded.


You're a cursed soul with no dignity or self worth.
A Love-sick, psychopathic gibbon
You've lost all forms of self respect
You are a disadvantage from conception
You're below the hight of the average Nigerian male
You're intellectually slow
You're a failed 419er
And you don't have the looks to turn a lady around

With all these mega-deficiencies, it was completely idiotic of you to play the half-Ukrainian card!!
You should have lied that you were from North-Korea.
That's where must people who share your phisical deficiencies are found.
Your just a poor, dumb thief!

Postma.nn isn't lezzlie
Postma.nn is postma.nn[/b]

aaaaaaaahh

lezz:
[b]But you're the OP!!!

Only you used the words biitch move in the same fashion like the OP!!!

Funny how the OP remembers words you used on the sonofmark and what postmann said of you . you praised yourself and made it look like a diss, you dunder-head pillock, Irritating dolt.



I have duelled with folks here and forgotten about it as soon as i dropped my last post.


But you.....you're genuinely evil and wicked. You could as well die from mosquito bite for your guardian angel has shed tears of hopelessness and left you.


You have betrayed your friends here with little details they have trusted you with offline.

That's how loathsome, revengeful, people-depraved and evil you are.


These monikers;

I***e****
B***********e****s
C************d
N**********

And more.
You have rated and squealed their lives here when relationship went south.


Your foolishness isnt just an E-charade, you are wicked and heartless in reality!!!

And it has everything to do with how you were brought up. Alexithymic, cold, heartless and vindictive!!!

If you will tell of people here what they told you in love, trust and faith..... if you could expose it here, then you do not deserve the air that fills your lungs.


This is a clear forewarning to everyone who has this sadistic deviant as a friend offline to thread with causion.

Once his ego is bruised no matter how lightly, he rants off on all you've said and does clever editing to make it newsworthy!


I have watched him here harass, bully and threaten girls here whose only crime is to unfollow him or refuse his lame advances!


I wonder how you were birthed!

I was thinking nature could have blessed you with a kind heart to remedy and balance out your physical dimunition, but alas, you're 4 feet tall and carrying the weight of nature's curse on your frail shoulders.

This jobless movie addict will spend weeks going through your posts and profile to unearth any personal remark that would have slipped off your fingers to score cheap points. That's how angry he is.


He is so hungry for validation and worries about how folks in nairaland view him he has to like his own posts when he he-duels with anyone!!!
His posts are plagiarised and he churns out movie lines to impress himself.


For a student, I wonder how your moniker created June last year has crossed month!!!

And you call folks NL addict!!!

You must be having untreated cerebral malaria induced delusions! Your tuition fees should be given to polio victims!

Darkenedrebel, you're a Snubed-nosed, yoda-eared, Scaphoid-stomached nanus. Ugly duckling [/b]

whatttaahhfuccckkk

darkenedrebel:
Stop backbïting & hatïng, bïtch...and go get laid DR is her enemy, because DR has rāped you in the āss before abi? ..who doesn't know that you are a mindless dickrider..you are too old to be dickriding people on the internet, madam...stick to your day job...

creamish oo0...ndo!

redgem:
Deserted Deserted Deserted!!!! Deserted Deserted Deserted thread!!!!

zeetyzin:
lol...so idiot, ure back!?...i missed u.
av u lost ur temper yet?...i really took a while yanno.
now listen brainless daughter of a useless father, i am trying to correct the assertion the op has, if ure not comfy wirrit, u can move ur old ass outta here...no one will miss u either...
just so u know, u still havent convinced me.

evegran:
Op, honestly I won't be surprised.

Most NL males are sooo bitter, even when one is apparently just kidding. Well, it's either they're extremely uncool or just gay like you said. well "some", not all.

Diddyydiva:
Now shut up !!!


Who the hell are you? Motherfvcking son of a bitch.

Who is your mentor here, who are you trying to imitate?


Tsom, Lezzi or whoever you are silently drooping on.

Kid , you don't come here yo start practicing your cheap lines on any lady here. If the thread doesn't go well with you, then carry your slowpoke self out of here .



You won't be missed.


Stop yarning for attention here .

Diddyydiva:
Hehehehehe

Op get ready .........



You are right tho

right huhh
iz ohk.

LuveU2:
But are you an arabist. Why do you write on the left side? I lose interest reading your posts cos my brain is not wired to read from the left

kinglekan:

This your question odikwa funny oooo

Ok lemme get your point, are you saying the guy should send his unclad after the lady might have sent hers?

Plus if the guy asked for ordinary bikini shot that the babe wears to the pool and every King.tom, viz.kiz and dhara.y99 has seen. Then why should he send her an unclad pix showing his face?

How dem take equal?

KINGinVAHALA2:
So this f@ol is even a bini boy. Dnt worry, when i'm ready for you, i would make sure i turn nairaland on your head.

Cheers!

buh i dunno ur lame dad...

kramfonos:
[b]Aha! He's been caught up in his own web!


A moniker which ,as at this morning, had been offline for two days suddenly comes online about an hour after his moniker was mentioned. Such coincidence!

So, how's your illusional Ukrainian mum and your extended family in Kiev? Still communicate when them when you daydream, orangutan?

How about the countless Nairaland girls you claimed to have screwed? Oops! Sharonnn 'cause it's you screwing yourself. Now that's _masturbating.

Maybe you should concentrate on getting a life as against dreaming up on. Maybe you should stop preying on female Nairalanders who you think her well-to-do. Aha! I almost forgot you have a fetish for girls with international passports.

Lala247, _Cherryice, _Nubian113, _Gurgle, _Cherlene...but they all have on thing in common: They recognized you as the conman that you are and they ceasing communicating.

But, of course, you always go ahead to bully them for turning down your pilfering advances.

You have no life which is why you try to stay anonymous...but you're always found out.


Sunburnt, disillusioned Knuckleheaded cururu toad! [/b]

Take it!
yhur father....

LORDSAMURAI:
Have u been given admmission by uniben after 12years of seeking it, or u wrote jamb and fail again as usual this year?

darkenedrebel:
I always knëw you were a rëtard, I just never took you for a dickrïding rëtard.

If your forefathers were nairaland-addicts & never had important things to do with their offline, that doesn't make the darkrebel also an addict.

I wonder why these bunch of rhesus monkeys are always in perpetual hallucinations that the darkrebel is the bane of every misfortune that has ever befallen them ..

My job on this dumb thread is over - I feel I've lost 2 braincells for even stooping so low to post here in the first place.
I think I got better things to do, I leave you lots to your folly.

aaaaaah!
even her too... my gaaaaad!

darkenedrebel:
Don't mind the imps jare. Those photos were on my Facebook profile but i was tagged to them just like I get tagged to many other pics from friends & those I randomly accepted their friend requests. They are not not mine, except the one I was holding a phone which I even titled "throwback" when I posted last 2 years. As you can see, it's a blackberry curve 2 - that's to prove the photo is at least 6 years old. I took that shot in the bathroom of my dormitory @ St.Gregory's college, Ikoyi.

The ugly niggas just want to give themselves hope cos they cannot stand toe to toe with me.



After battling with some series of tests & exams for the past 2 days, I decided to log in to NL only to meet over 20 mentions.
At first I thought one of the posts I made on a front page topic on Monday must have generated such large amount of mentions, but on a second guess, I immediately knew "those nairaland-addicted, jobless, rëtarded & delusional low-lives must have found another reason to place me at the cynosure of their prepubescent furore".

The earlier you start taking those befuddled clowns with a cubic metre of salt, the better. It saves one a lot of time & energy.



Your bastard father that wasted his resources in sending you to the University to study microbiology or whatever course it is that you are studying, and your harlöt möther who never taught her möronic son about having priorities in life are the Nairaland addicts.

Stop projecting your insecurities on your neighbour, bipolar bïtch. We all know you've accumulated over 5 carryovers & cannot graduate from school(@25 years old) and we also know you cannot do without logging into Nairaland for a day - because you are addicted to romance section & Nairaland doesn't mean the darkrebel is too. Are you mad? Are we in the same class or social stratum?.... or is it because out of humility I decided to converse with pigs like you that cannot even boast of a stable bank account, or even in the least self-sustainable?

Because I am not online for days doesn't mean I am operating another account, fāggot - it only means I got better things to do offline, unlike you unintelligent slothful couch potatoes who cruise for chats & e-fights from the break of dawn till dusk.

The science students I know only use the internet for research & assignments - they never spend long hours on social media engaging in triviality, so when you say you are in the sciences, I see you as a confuzzled föol.
Abeg, screenshot your last semester's let's see your GPA....

Your IQ cannot be more than 100 judging from what you do with your time.. Aro mental lunatic! Weyrey Alaso.

Blooooood of Zacharia!
Out of no where....

KingCheezyPuff:
bye

FlawlessRebirth2:
.WAH KINDA PROVE DU YOU NEED NW? .WAH KINDA PROVE DU YOU NEED NW?

KingCheezyPuff:
I meant what I typed,I don't need you ta fix/finish nothin' fer me.
As if you where a good sameritan

aniway try change wah
I fixed den...and aqain wah is sameritan...