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halfrica:
Get her lime to drink o

Or u look for alum mehn ur sperm go flush out for ur presence

Nd please be fast cos a spermmm swims around d female egg for 3days within dat 3days do sumtin anytin possible cos once ur spermmm enters her egg omo u don become daddy b dat

Bt use salt nd water if u can get alum sha its blue in color dat one go wash d spermmm out u go dey see m live or u giv her unriped lime to take

Postinor same thing omo chai u on a long thing o

GideonG:
Looking 4ward 2 2moro, Baba God help every Nairalander, we just wanna be there irrespective of our scores.

Davhan4eva:
Evenin every1..av been following dz trend in a silent mode....bt i find it unworrthy nt to contribute anytin....kudos to d staylite dat as been active eva since d beginin(he who shed lyt to d path of his fellow broda/sis will surely knw no darkness)....here to contribute my own quota....am a Biochemist in view...kindly reach me for any question of urz...esp questions relating to Faculty of Life Science....Wish all Aspirant d very best luck

Joshbenji:
hello house,

I dont know if una don hear


say list don ready by 2marw

say we fit dy chck on jamb portal..



has anybdy heard abt dis new/rumour

GideonG:
Oh oh, that's too bad. Hard luck. I can't even imagine dat. This anti spam bot must be crazy.

Gurgle:
Lol don't forget to show me a picture

IDGAF:
Lmao!!! Seems the mod was drunk.Anyway waiting on the day Seun wud break his own rule.Wonder if he wud ban himself

DharmyYinks:
Happy Birthday Bro! May God grant u ur heart desires and put an Amen to all ur prayers by d reason of dis day. U shal not receive alert of sorrow but of Joy. Enjoy ya day, it only comes once annually!

MrsPhyno:
i told u people b4 nah.... d babe get wandering eye
all she will be hearing is ashhhhhhh

Gurgle:
Yeah it was ok and how was yours; I guess it must have been hard since you decided to pierce your ear huh

Gurgle:



For your mind

Gurgle:
Lol you understand am..I have no power

Gurgle:
Lol I will do it o...you don't know me

Gurgle:
you are the e-head but im the e-neck that turns you

Gurgle:
Its my house o...better control yourself there before I pour your phone cold water

Gurgle:
Looooool no all of them are loyal its just you who is disturbing!

Gurgle:
Lol Im going to fire you...pack your things...

MrsPhyno:
see dem o
na so my name sweet for una lips

GideonG:
I have a true confession, I am a really big birthday person... I know not everybody is actually a birthday person, some even forget their birthdays until they are remembered.
Every September 9th, I have an indescribable feeling that last the whole day! It comes once in a year and it's the time I reflect and cherish the day the world opens it doors for me.

The very day I took my first breathe, sametime, sometime in the 80s at exactly 4 minutes pass 12 midnight, I can't help it but to continue to celebrate for what the lord has done for me. I am an advancing personality and I will always keep on keeping it real!

Today is my new year that comes with a brand new year resolutions. Today is a veeeeeeeeery special day in my life! Today is so unique 09-09, anytime I see the number 9 I feel attached to it, it's just like my favourite colour skyblue, anywhere I go and see variety of colours I will always pick blue. I LOVE THIS DAY, I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DESCRIBE IT, PLEASE WISH ME WELL

I pray and hope that posterity never forgets this day!

Titidi:
PRAISES
This is our month of joy Our month of joy, Our month of joy (2x)
He has done for us(He has done for us) What my Father cannot do (He has done for us)

Titidi:
Call to worship You are awesome in this place mighty God You are awesome in this place Abba father You are worthy of our praise To you our hearts we raise You are awesome in this place mighty God

matthew80:
DharmyYinks to lead us in Praise and Worship

Gurgle:
No not my roof...its too hot for her

Gurgle:
Lol, you didn't know youre also in it? Oya shift, somebody else wants to join, make space

GideonG:
~107000 applied,
~62000 sat for putme
~30000 passed
~8000-12000 to be admitted.
It's a huge battle, it's not easy...
Will my admission come tomorrow? May be, may be not, but whatever it is my name and yours and every Nairalander is on that list because na God get power pass!










#Na Admission Sure Pass!











#Na Admission Sure Pass!











#Na Admission Sure Pass!











#Na Admission Sure Pass!









BABA GOD, GRANT US OUR HEART DESIRES.... AMEN!!!!!!