₦airaland Forum

greatscholar:
ow u doing its nice meeting u here once again God will tender our requests

U too bro....Amen

MzLarem:
Oh darling..u killed it all,they ar so gonna be green with envy nd jealousy..DharmyYinks..u see dat? My boo is no gambler..#Badbelleisallowed

Ryt now m blue wit envy nt green.
Oh! i forget ur boo has a masters degree in sweet talkin and currently pursuing his Phd

duke59:
are u trying to call my son a gambler
Iyawo don't mind him oo

Aaah daddy....m nt callin ur son a gambler buh u knw dat d truth is bitter now

klexycole:
Baba Mi,Na List Make Me Gentle Like That Oo.
BTW,This Scam Called ANTI SPAM BOT Made Me Chill For A While.
We Are Victors!

Dat antispam bot is a ril pain in d ass

D list may b released nxt week

MzLarem:
Lol..we've got our on lands on NL..moreover we don't do E-lands..we do real lands..isn't it dear IDGAF?

Stop frontin na...*whispers* u tink I dnt knw dat IDGAF sold dos lands to pay his gambling debts abi.

Abeg come buy land jare...

greatscholar:
dunno u me dude wat can I do for u

It's Mhizta Y.K

ReverseEngineer:
This mods have done their worst again. I didn't do anything and they gave me a ban. This is my very first post for today oo. Nairaland is fast loosing it.
The reason for the ban is funny, I wasn't even the wan that pisted something and they gave me a ban.

lol....Srry ehn...I saw u viewin some moments ago tru Temmi001...my first ban on nairaland was on Sept 9th...GideonG's birthday.

Can u bliv I was banned for wishin him a happy birthday using two colours....can't just stop laughin tinkin bout it

IDGAF:
When my wife gets back from work,I assure u,we wud discuss it.

Yh do quick...person wey wan buy am don plenty

greatscholar...

hulkhiharitoz:
If person fit commit suicide

REASOn:: nonavailability of Unilorin admission list...

Dem go release am sharply

We go help d person pay acceptance fees if him name show

Be d sacrificial lamb naaa..dnt wrry we wil pay all ur fees

itskhadijah:
amen ooo.....I wonder how many "reliable sources" people have......smh

lol...dos reliable resources abi na sources sef

dem get as e be

bliv dem at ur own risk ni

klexycole....I see u wit ma 8D glasses

U be viewer today ni abi na dis admission mak u gentle like dis

make I buy anoda land

adeshizzy....come and mark register ooo


House don full....viewers don plenty...guests don dey sit down...abeg do quick ooo

itskhadijah:
lol......Im wondering what's delaying the list....Nawa oooo

me too fa...house don tire me.

by next week sha

Nialler:
Funny Guy!

Abi wetin man go do....mak dem release list dem no wan gree




See viewers as dem plenty...4pm don pass oo


U re highly sighted Miss ItsKhadijah


Modified: FTC ooooooo

Mzlarem and IDGAF


U can purchase dis land and build ur family house on it. D price is smiling....Grab your copy now!!!


Contact agent9 for negotiations...no refundin oo

phone rings.....

Secretary: hello..office of d Vice Chancellor of Unilorin


Me: hey...wer is dat ambali

Seke: Srry sir do u mean Mr. V.C

Me: Yh..wateva u call im...tel im am on d line...and its a matter of life n death

Seke: okay...wait a moment....he is nt around sir..he has been busy for while

Me: Busy doin wat

Seke: Wel *whispers* rumour has it dat he is busy searchin for d admission list dey wer suppose to giv JAMB


Me: Wat!!! Yeeee! Ayaf die
*faints*

Hmmmmm......pple and der stories





Abeg Unilorin release my name for admission jare if u re nt ready to release first list naa

Temmi001:
A Task is regarded as herculean when it's arduous and extremely demanding. Hope you killed it?

I tink it survived...one of dos questns dat reduced ma score

Temmi001:
''BTW'' is ''By The Way'' not ''Between'' sir. I Would have done the correction privately, but the process is a bit herculean.

Saw a questn related to d meanin of dat word in my PostJamb exam @bolded

Hmmm......aal iz welll

bbbb

itskhadijah:
lol. its long ehn......I've just been waiting for the list and i'm getting tired already

Eeyah...we re all anxiously anticipating d release of d list o.

My sista...dnt get tired ooo..just kip on praying

FROM A RELIABLE SOURCE







D long awaited admission list wil finally be out......
























Tomorrow

























NOTE:Tomorrow is constant

ItsKhadijah d introvert I sight u ooo

Hw z d wait for d list

yhenny:
that's nice of you

Wow!

I see u re getting it already

*enters thread*

Hey guys...hw is d wait for d list?

*sees an avalanche of further English....dusts my slippers....runs outta thread*




smh

Temmi001:
I know Muhammed-Nuhu Rafiat pretty well. I do not have any knowledge about her CGPA. Even if I do—I believe this is a public forum, and data should be encrypted—I wouldn't disclose it. I also have no knowledge if she's on NL.

U callin her by d name Rafiat wit d inclusion of Muhammed satisfies my doubt dat u re well acquainted wit her. I agree wit u on d GP disclosure.


pls dnt tel her I asked of her

yhenny:
Am a stalite

Guess u re new on nairaland....do u knw hw to quote pple...if u dnt I can teach u

Temmi001:
of course yes.

Is she on NL?



Wat do u tink of her in relation to her GP(wats her current GP... if u knw),as a coursemate and as a friend?

rkarang:
It's raining here faa and no babe to warm my chilling body.


**Sips Ogogoro and Gedi ***

Bros...Tawa no dey der ni

yhenny:
Am not

Re u a stalite or u just came to visit dis thread