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IamLEGEND1:
you want one?

In reality, u re actually d one wu nids it.

MRBrownJ:
bro, here is something to consider: at what moment would you consider that your wife has cheated on you:

A) is it when her hot and handsome colleague gives her a compliment, and she flirts back by seductively say "thank you dear"?
B) is it when her hot and handsome colleague brushes pass her and puts his hand around her waist and whispers "you are welcome sweety"?
C) is it when she sends her gf a message telling her that she is wet and hor.ny just thinking about him?
D) is it when she tells that same gf that she now think of him when making love to you?
E) is it when she sends her hot and handsome colleage a msg that reads " i would love 2 kiss you just one time" and he replies "meet me in the bathroom"?
F) is it when they meet in the bathroom and start kissing?
G) is it when he starts to handle her tittays and yansh and she gets excited?
H) is it when he brings his cokc out and she starts paying with it?
I) OR is it when he lifts her skirt, pulls her wet panties down and ultimately bangs the hell out of her on the bathroom sink?!

All of the above

Immediately u start havin romantic filings or filings dat u need(as in wil lyk to b wit not d oda need, infact both) sum1 apart frm ur partner. Den u re already cheating.

kathykathy:
to me once my boo buys suya for anoda girl,,,,he has badly cheated on me WTF!

lol.... O ye suya gals

IamLEGEND1:
why diz thread come show up again.?....
even though i don already comment, ur friend still dey vex me.
a lobotomy will treat his case.

Guy u and dis ur lobotomy

D guy just embarrassed d gal.

I ve seen a case ryt in front of my korokoro eyes wer a girl waited for a guy to separate from his frndz,went to im and gave im her numba. Wrote it on his palm I tink.


I bliv derz no big deal in it,shez even saving d guy d stress. It just depend on d guy and wat he'll do.

1. Hmm! Yes, No, Mayb


2. Oh yeah! We cool dudes except some freaks


3. Depending on d person, its probable.

Gurgle:
Ok. quote me when you do

Ok... wil do

Gurgle:
Yeah it was very annoying but at least that was a couple of years ago. I can reject them more easily now if they don't behave well

Yeah I don't even know what it is, its just a picture I found on the internet. Wheres your own

Lol


Staying hidden for now. May put it later sha

Gurgle:
Didn't know how to reject him, although I shouldn't even have accepted to start talking to him in the first place because he was rude in the beginning

Some guys and der ways sha.... It was nyc sharing ur tots and experience.




U finally changed ur dp

Gurgle:
ok. if its my close friend I would tell them if somebody asked me out, the last time that happened I rejected him already without needing assistance but the time before that I needed help, so I did ask someone

NO way im too old for that. in fact if I sight a guy I like I wont even tell anybody about him until I have an answer from him

Wat help did u need dat u had to ask sum1(if u dnt mind me askin)

Gurgle:
you know at the moment I don't really discuss that. I like keeping it to myself

when I talk about it I feel like it loses its value, especially if the person im talking to is not really paying much attention

Wat if u wer telling ur female bestie and she listens to wat u re saying.


In some cases,a gal will just send her frnd to stylishly ask her crush if he lyks her and bla bla bla

Wat bout dat?

Eniqurl:
Hmm

Wats dat?

Gurgle:
Lol you see. gosh I would hate to be the subject of that gossip, so embarrassing!

And filled wit fun


Just lyk u galz discuss bout ur crush or d guy wu recently asked u out

Gurgle:
yeah that's what I mean, whats the point of that.

I would rather just sit with my friend and watch a film or play some music. Cause sometimes there is really nothing to say.

The thing is that guys do this as well, so much. Guys gossip about each other well well. especially about each other's wives and sisters lol

Principled Gurgle


lol... and also abt der galfrnds and d new chicks in town/skul/class

Gurgle:
you mean gossip about woman A to woman C or just repeat the same gossip to woman C again?

Both

Gurgle:
Something like that.

Yeah I agree women do it a lot but it has to be the right group of people or its just a waste of time. I have reasons why im saying this but its too abstract for a light discussion, that's why I initially avoided the thread lol sorry

Lol... no p

I ve seen some cases whereby a woman A and woman B wil gossip abt tinz and afta dey finish woman B wil replicate d gossip wit woman C. Hw do u describe dat?

Gurgle:
yes but those conversations can be very empty, I don't do that unless im very close to the person and I have deeper things I want to discuss after the initial gist. otherwise its a waste of my time

all that stuff is what I would have been discussing like 3/4 years ago, right now im not really interested

So u re sayin 'Old things are passed away and all things have become new' ehn?


I dnt tink females can completely do without dis characters

Gurgle:
Don't have anything to comment on this lol abegi

Re u guilty as charged?

So true

Dey also talk abt der fellow frndz wu dated corpers or wer impregnated by corpers back in skul days.

A gal was lyk 'one of frnds got preg for a corper buh she con abort, na d time wey she abort am dats wen d skul knew twas a corper'.

Anoda one wil b lyk "hmm if u see dat stupid corper,he asked me out mtcheww.


Anoda goes "dat corper embarrassed me in front of ma juniors, walahi na we send am away for skul"




A gal can talk lyk.....wel dats y dey re galz and at times der gist is so interesting mehn

SirDorianGray:
Uploading 10pics per week doesn't make anyone jobless, its their Facebook page init? Tho I agree Tagging someone not interested frequently is wrong, its left to the person being tagged to complain.

Bros, if its der facebook page whose mb is d bein deducted wen u receive repeated notifications.

*So so so changed her profile picture*
*So so so tagged u in her picture*
*so so so added new pictures*

Sabrwahaqqo:
You are worse. Your job is counting the number of times she's done that when you are not an ac 'count' ant.

Excuse me, wat nonsense re u spitting.

If u re on fb and a lady uploaded 4 pics today. D next u receive a notification again d same lady uploaded anoda pics n tag it chillin in ma room and d following anoda pics n tag it jus finish church service. Re dis pics not too much

So wat re u telling me? Uploading atleast 10pics per week is d responsibility of a jobless lady.

Guy stop actin as if u re defendin dem,u knw d truth,let it come out.

Stop bein a social nuisance

Hmmm

Wonders shall neva end.

Abeg wetin man no go see.


*flushes thread*

In addition to what the op said

Don't divert ur attention to ur phone while waiting for ur turn in an interview. U wil ve all d time u need to press ur fone but don't do it b4 an interview cos dey may just tag u as unserious. Preferably, switch it off during d interview. U dnt want ur fone ringing while answering an important or while u re bein talked to.


Also, its better for u to relax ur mind while waiting for ur turn. Dont act/look anxious,stop changing ur sitting posture evrytime,don't go to d toilet evry minute. Just sit straight and look cool. U may probably tink of a api memory to calm ur nerves.

Finally, always smile during d interview but don't let it be too much. Wen u smile its maks u seem friendly,open,not anxious,relaxed buh wen u do it too much u look weird/awkward and if u don't do it at all u look too serious,strange,ur face doesn't look inviting to customers,u may probably scare dem away.

Dats wat d interviewer is goin to think.

Cutehector:
lmao.. U aint seen anythn yet

U mean it?

Na season film sha

Watchin out for d next episode

Gurgle:
Lol, and what can you make
What will you do? Ntooooor

Anytin makeable

lol

Instead of disturbing d bro can't y'all just break d ice and tel him NO!




Just in case

Knew it....FP tinz

Chai!

Oga cutehector I hail u o

Ride on sir




*runs out of thread*

nairalandist:
Anywhere I like son... It's a free world

Son

WTF

nairalandist:
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I'm Yoruba by the way and I think Igbos don't really marry outside their tribe... i could be wrong tho.

Bros wer re u headin to...

Gurgle:
We re igbo.
Anyway, I can make akara lol

Omo nna na only akara u fit mak lol

NightCrawler I catch u here again dis nyt