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mzbunny:
hey! happening guy of our time....After Haywhy tho.... (been observing all of u)

Lolz...u want haywhy's head to burst abi. May God kip on bringing u out of observers mode

Hw re u ma??

lotusflower:
D sky is up. Aw r u dear?

Ayam gud sweetie...howdy??

haywhy911:
Someone wrote....
Last week, I drove into
a fuel station for a refill.
My car has a fuel tank
capacity of about 60
liters. While the pump
attendant filled my
tank, a motorcyclist
also rode in to the
second pump. Before I
knew it, the motorcycle
was full and the rider
rode off while I was
still at the pump.
I got in before the
motorcyclist but he left
before me. It suddenly
occurred to me that it
would be absolutely silly
of me to think "I got
here before him. How
come he is leaving
before me?" Why? Our
capacity is not the
same.
The truth is there are
times in life when we
are stuck at the pump
of divinity. Those who
came in behind us have
gone ahead of us; those
who learnt from you
seem to have outran
you; those who
graduated years after
you are now the ones
calling the shot and it
seems as though you
are stuck.
Could it just be that
your capacity is bigger
than theirs? Could it be
that your own
assignment needs
longer preparation?
Could it be that your
character is being
formed for the task
ahead?
You do not know what
you need. Only the One
who designed the
journey knows what is
important. Why don't
you hold on?
People will often say
my mates are doing
this.....
my mates have done
that .....
my mates have this...
My mates are now....
But I'm still here doing,
having, nothing
It is important to know
that you spent nine
months of formation in
your mother's womb
alone and you were
given birth to alone
even if you're a twin.
Therefore never
classify anyone as your
mate.
God's dealings with/in
your life is never an
estimation of what is
happening in the life of
your friend or
colleagues. God's dealing
in your life is VERY
PERSONAL and unique
and should never be an
estimation of physical
and tangible things.
Take your gaze off
other people's path and
concentrate on the race.
You WILL earn your own
medal!....A THOUGHT
FOR THE NOW

Abeg...wer did u get dis frm cos I knw d cocoa brain cant giv u dis...its too long for u

I greet u oooo

Lotusflower (Beebah baby)
Mzbunny
Mzlarem
Mercyda
Lhorla
Fawaz050..whatsup naa

MssTee:
okey dokey... no problem. fine fine, we thank God for his mercies. Hope you're good too

I tink so


So wats up? Ntin much I guess??

SenoritaCristo:
nah! I stay in school...so, no queues for me.

Don't worry. It is well. God is alive.

How ws ur day?

Lucky yhu


He lives!



I dnt tink der has been a diff in my day so far...same routine...wake,eat,chat,look,sleep.

WBU? Hw was lectures?? Hope today wasn't stressful?

Mhizashantee1:
aspirant

Wats ur course?? We wish to see more of u here oo

haywhy911:
good morning...

Aftanoon

Duchess01:
gm and how was ur night? hope it went well.

Yh...it went well with tots of u

WBU??

This is for d freshers/staylite... if u re interested...


[b]APPLICATION FOR 2015/2016 NNPC/MPN UNDERGRADUATE SCHOLARSHIP AWARDS

As part of support to educational development and human capacity building, Mobil Producing Nigeria (MPN), operator of Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC)/MPN Joint Venture awards annual scholarships to qualified undergraduate students in Nigerian Universities. Applications for the 2015 NNPC/MPN Undergraduate National Scholarship is now open.

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7. Medicine (MBBS Only)
8. Agricultural Science (And related fields)
9. Computer Science
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Candidates must be holders of the SSCE or its Equivalent with at least six subjects passed at a sitting.

Applicants must be registered full-time undergraduates in their 1st or 2nd year of study in any Nigerian University.
Students who are currently on similar scholarship awards from other oil and gas companies should not apply.

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- Passport photograph with white background not more than 3 months old (450px by 450px not more than 200kb)
- Current University ID card
- Admission letter
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- O' Level result
- JAMB Result
- SSCE result or its equivalent
- Evidence of State of origin obtained from the appropriate Local Government Area and duly signed by the Chairman or Secretary
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(Call lines are open from 9am to 5pm Mondays to Fridays)[/b]

Cc: fawaazsanni
itsmero
MsTIQ
IDGAF
Jerryspan
Horlabode
Matthew80 and others.

haywhy911:
Kanye West? I doubt he has even 1 pack. [s]Potbellies are 4 kings,queens,presidos,ministers,dukes and duchess. That's why Duchess is attracted to me[/s]

Chris Rock "The Rock"... u feel d muscles..ladies craze just to feel it..touch it..etc

MzLarem:
10 packs..wat re u? Cow?

Lolzz... superhuman

SenoritaCristo:
remedial portal has opened? Dts serious.
But, I thot someone here said the list will be out today.....or so? (am nt sure)

its actually keeping too long, I pray they release the list soon....and when I mean soon, I mean this week.

His wife? Only God knws wat she is going through truly......barely Two months of marriage.

We didn't have lectures.......twas cancelled in his honour....also as regards the visit though he was already buried.

Yh...yungchop said he was 150% sure. Today he said it was according to his HOD.

Dey ve no choice but to release it dis week...its totally unfair n inhumane...getting to four weeks of lecture...n we stil gonna write d same exam..test by Jan..no time to properly adapt, read d past lectures,understand dem,join d present lecture,understand not to talk of reading ahead. Wel God got my back sha.



I just pray d family of d guy is nt aggressive towards d wife wit some tots dat she might be involved. Life is short!

Hw was lectures today?? Hope Monday stress didn't get to u?? And u didn't queue for long??

IDGAF:
Guys I just asked my neighbour.He's close 2 the school's senate members.He said d list I said last tym was been sent 2 Abuja,has been approved and wud be released very very soon(This week he proposed).Sorry 2 say but he said the quota 4 d 2nd list is about 3000 or so according 2 the approvd NUC figures.Actually truth be told,I knew it wunt be on the high side because the amount of students I see in class.......

Anyway,I implore everyone,students and aspirants 2 be on fervent prayers.For we shud help each oda in the way we can at this point in tym.

Tanks for d info...I ve to say u really surprised me..among all ds we started together n ve now become freshers...u re stil visiting here daily n encouraging us..anoda person dat does dat is fawaazsanni...my respect to boss!

haywhy911:
SMH I'll be here to watch the bizarre turn of events.. As a gentleman,I concede defeat to Dharmy... Enjoy the skeleton

Story...in short u be Jonathan wu conceded to Buhari. Now am Buhari...d change agent.


See ur Oga... www.nairaland.com/2757557/barcelona-coach-talks-4-0-win/

[b][color=#ff3300]Far from riding on the euphoria of his team’s 4-0 thrashing of Real Madrid, Barcelona coach Luis Enrique warned Monday that “flattery weakens” and said the club still had not won anything.

“Flattery weakens. We are in a phase of flattery but the team is intelligent enough and the players know that playing football and achieving objectives is difficult,” he told reporters.

The reigning European champions are aiming to seal their place in the last 16 of the Champions League when Roma visit the Camp Nou on Tuesday.

And they are in a good place — not only did they humiliate rivals Madrid in their own stadium in Saturday’s Clasico, they are also leading the Spanish league and have Lionel Messi available again after a two month spell on the sidelines.
Luis Enrique confirmed that the Argentine would play against Roma but compatriot Javier Mascherano, on the other hand, would not after coming off injured on Saturday.

Messi “has recovered, his injury is but a distant memory. He needs to recover physically and that only happens when you play,” Enrique said.
Brazilian right-back Dani Alves, meanwhile, agreed that victories could be a source of weakness “because they make you believe things that are not true.”

“It’s great to have won, to have won three points but the objective is further ahead,” he said.
“If you win a game like this one and you don’t win titles at the end of the year, you’re left looking a bit stupid.”[/color][/b]

Source: www.ngrguardiannews.com/2015/11/flattery-weakens-barca-coach-warns-thrashing-madrid/

MzLarem:
join fire..

lolzz...u n dis fire sha

Duchess01:
am pitching my tent with u. dont Bleep up

Hehehe...haywhy911

Guess d hard n skeletal tru pays

Bae...I won't bleep up if u dnt

Duchess01:
sweetheart am going nowhere as long as am not doing house maid ohhhhhhhh

just aa u said..I was joking loff..housemaid ke? Not possible..

Duchess01:
I thought u didn't want to be a recipient of my affection

Why won't I naa...I mentioned u first den u zoomed off to meet haywhy. Oya come to me darling

Duchess01:
u haf binu. I thought our love was strong

Den why re u goin to haywhy??

lotusflower:
Haywh.y911, I'm finally leaving u. Dharm.yYinks dooorling,get ready 4 my arrival

Hmmmm

haywhy911:
who needs a shield? Are u Captain America... Love is not war... Love is relaxation. Potbellies mirrors relaxation. There's nothing more fulfilling than having a 'figure zero (0)' potbelly

Pot bellies re for village girls....buh hard n skeletal re for female models..divas...superstars

MzLarem:
Lolzz..mind urself ooo..

Wat I do oo...just stating facts na

lotusflower:
Itaf taya me o

Later be telling me...no evidence...u wil tay for der

haywhy911:
lol,who needs a hard and skeletal ten packs when they've got a pillow in my potbelly.. #TeamAlreadyMadeGuys

For ur mind... hard but succulent...skeletal buh protective(acts as shield). D potbelly dat cant mak u slip on ur stomach



#TeamFvckOldMen

boombay:
in summary what are you trying to say??
That I'm useless bah??
that am I kid right??
oya swear that my posts in this thread hasn't made you laugh or smile
you people shouldn't really think I'm childish and stupid as my posts...in reality I'm way far from that biko...

Dats nt wat she meant...if u read dat statement wella...at d end..u wil see..."it is worthwhile". Shez just blessing ur ministry n looking for more souls to win for u

Duchess01:
I didn't know u are interested. meanwhile I shall consider ur application

Hey! hey! hey! Hold it right der abeg. I was actually considering taking u as my house maid but since haywhy911 is addicted to counterfeit goods...ama leave u for him





Girls be forming posh..me sef get mouth

MzLarem:
Haa..mo daran..Kogi charm

Cc:dharmyYinks

So dis is life! I havnt got haywhy's time...most gals of nowadays re afta married men..instead of fwesh,10packs,future n goals oriented,cool,wealthy Nigga lik me

Duchess01:
abeg don't lemme join d convo. anti mzlarem has warned me off u

Common...she was being friendly not harsh. She can't warn u off me except she wanna join

haywhy911:
My one and only Duchess01!

U aff come again abi...thief...lotusflower..ur beta by promiscuity is at it again

Duchess01:
thanks love am fine. I dont comment cause I have nothing worthwhile to say. hope u good as well

Signs of new things ahead

Ehn ehn...abeg dnt say dat u ve nothing "worthwhile" to say...u can join d conversation going on or start with sum1...we re all just tryin to get rid of list boredom. U re welcome to d family



And u n I can work together to make haywhy911 jealous ...I bliv u knw wats going on cos u ge been viewing since I can't remember

MzLarem:
Lolz..she drove d spirit out jae..I now feel like chatting,she nw ran away.

Cc:tem.m001

Shez fluctuating presently. It's gud d spirit is back n d spirit of P,C Y is gone.