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MzLarem:
went well..Thank God.

U're calling me sleepy head,u never go vigil b4 abi.

Lolz...vigil is my padi

Wats d name of ur church sef ??

MzLarem:
u think falz no knw wetin hin eyes see b4 he sang 'karishika'..I pity u..


God save u frm karishika.

*kneels down* Amen!!!


*stands up* Amen!!!


*jumps up 7times* Amen!!










Fire!!!

haywhy911:
magomago? So u are accusing ur hubby now? When did I join PDP? I don't even have an umbrella in my house

Dats because u left it in ur cocoa farm

MzLarem:
it is all of u galfrnd dat will be mami water..awon alakoba..

Don't pursue potential suitors na.

Lolz...me I can't be mami water naa





Potential suitors?? U mean ur fellow water pals??

lotusflower:
And I'll tell u all about it wen I see u again. We've come a loooong way 4rm where we began and I'll tell u all abt it wen I see u again. Oh oh oh oh...... Op I tried?

Oh my oh my..... Superb!



Shey u wil consider me now n leave haywhy

haywhy911:
lol,mammy water to be precise.mermaid is too sweet.

MzLarem:
d father of a mammy water is wat?
Pappy water..Lol.

Gbam! Both of u re nw opening ya secrets..

MzLarem:
U want 2 wreck abi..na dis kind person gf u wan collect..World war 3.

No nah... dat "collect" makes it look lyk am committing a crime.


I just wanna "borrow" d bae

lotusflower:
Aaaaah...pele dear. Dah was den,nt anymore

So dat is life abi....


Playing..... *Its been a long time without u my boo......its been a long wait without my lotus*

MzLarem:
Me dat I was sleeping..I went 2 vigil.

Oh! Sleepy head



Hw was d vigil

haywhy911:
No be only initial boo boo,na initial velocity

Gerrarahia

haywhy911:
see the kind of peaceful 'fire-quenching' daughter God blessed me with... that's why ur name is Water...


Water Princess!

U mean she(mzlarem) is a mermaid




*packs slippers..... fire on d mountain...*

MzLarem:
U will like wahala ooo.. hw is ur gf coping ..issokay na.

Oya sorry..its normal 2 fight. Even in d senate house,dey beat each other up bt they let it rest..One of u has to man up nd end dis.

U want ur child 2 come 2 NL nd see his daddy fighting ni?

U're better than this joor.

I pity d poor gal...u can come to me sha @bolded.

emmieaddiz:
dey form I sabi speak grammar there o, upon everything I still dey spot gbagaun.. home training on nairaland , people dey o..

Guy, cut da crap right now.

lotusflower:
Js mk sure u report all law breakers 2 me or haywhy.911

So u can't do without haywhy abi...and u knw I was ur initial boo boo

lotusflower:
Wats goin on here. I fink I'll write d names of noisemakers n submit to Ambali. SIIILEEENT!

Thread Rep has spoken!!!


U break d law...u break along with it

haywhy911:
lol,always against me!

Just as u always tackle me wit ur catapult and Chelsea

greatscholar:
are u crazy or wat.....who's talking shit....don't ever quote me nd. Start spewing trash..who called u attention seeker....swerve nd swerve responsibly....scallywag....do u fear God b4 accepting him insulting peeps here cos he said no insult...u better. Take ur tym......I don't have tym shit. Ooo.....military zone keep off....bullshit.....Bleep u dirty asshole

Cool down bro...don't mind dem jare

Dey can't kill our swag..

quiinnBee:
thanks for all your comments.

both good and bad
cant tag or reply you all.
enygm.ababe,dha.rmyyinks,bai.bijay,gamal.iel121,agab.a123,mrs.phyno,cut.ehector,smar.tn09,iaml.egend1,x.est,devo.npaul,jus.tiz5,v.onn,remi.niscing,hasta.cuando,carol.yner,titi.hiano,issa.cmacdon.

U wlc...be safe bae!

MzLarem:
Ehn Hehn..I never see students sef..Na so dem serious reach..oga oo!

Lolz...e tall for dem.



Wer re u now

dynamo007:
guy easy ah beg

If we didn't tackle him...he wil stil come again to say nonsense. As if he is talking to his child(ren)...try to adjust....mtchewwwwww

Fear2:
Wen am tall-kin 2 u, u kip shot, u local bulldog, wat do I say? U kip shot... Nd I dnt understand d rubish u rote up dere...

Ama lover, nt a fighta

Gbagaun!!! Bros I fear u ooo



BTW, is der an international bulldog

MssTee:
Lol... Okay. Thanks a lot, good morning

U wlc...gud morning! Now waht u wrote up der^^^^ is wat am talkin bout.Get involved.
And I didn't see my name


BTW, dat was an epic reply to dat guy

haywhy911:
The Clasico is finally here,people! I know this isn't a sport thread but it wouldn't if you dropped predictions,will it?
Cc:
Pel humie
NO BODYY
TheM ainMan
Ka ybeeeee
Dharmy Yinks
Y.ungmilio2 Boss
Kh.assy
Boigra.mmz
S.veen
Ri.dwan1821
Be.lvine33
Tem.mi001

and all other sport lovers.
To the rest of the house,GOOD MORNING! I sight you,Gide.onG Boss

Madrid 7-2 Barca



Okay I exaggerated



R.Mad 3-2 Barca

lotusflower:
Morning luv.

Morning boo boo

Where ve u been??

timilehin81:
why are you people like this on this thread? many people rely on nairaland threads for relevant information. I always visit this thread trying to get relevant information for my sister who has applied to uniilorin but waiting for the second list only for me to find 98% of the information rather irrelevant. I mean no issult but please try to adjust

U berra watch wat u say mak we no release frustration ontop ur head. Hw many times do u comment on dis thread and u re here spilling thrash...hw many pple did u employ to be feeding u wit info...if u want info den get ur as$ to Unilorin. Wat der to talk abt 2nd list...getting info for ur sista...am sure u wil help wit d reg n attend lectures for her too abi...berra watch ur tongue.

horlabode:
çomę şçђool oŋ şųŋdāy by 2 pm... ţђęŗę'll şţįll bę pŗāçţįçālş ƒoŗ yoų, pŗāçţįçālş ŗųŋ ţįll ŋęҳţ yęāŗ.. yoų go pђoţoçopy my ŋoţę, #20 pęŗ pāgę, į çāŋ wŗįţę įţ ƒoŗ yoų ţoo @ #700 pęŗ pāgę

On Sunday I wil be busy at church! So I wil pay u #20 per page for photocopy or #700 per page for writing. U stil wan use me make money afta all dis time we spent waiting on dis thread together. No prob. It's Unilorin fault sha.

MssTee:
Amen!?? It's not as if most times we, ''consistent viewers'' just choose to only be viewers but it's kinda hard to join in the convo. So it's easier to just view instead

True sha....I get u. Next time start frm sumwer..mzlarem can hlp wit dat or u just mention me. Easiest way is to jump inside convo not meant for u...den u can type..



LOL..mehn u re nt serious....howdy? etc


E don start niyen

mzbunny:
"Giv me d number of dat prof........" got me ROTFL

Lolzz.. wetin man pikin go do...naa to grab opportunity jae

MzLarem:
Lolz..if sum1 shld think abt those tinz,suicide is imminent..Shebi,u're still getting info..I'm jst here living life as it comes..No pharmacy fresher or staylite to ask anything frm..A fi suuru.

Lolz...its nt as if dos giving me info did it cheerfully or to my taste...dey did so cos I wil still kip on disturbing.


Pharmacy re smaller in quantity...u ve nt seen freshers because dey re waiting for u to be admitted...d space is already reserved. My ELE dey wait for me jeje

#Suuru on point

poshflames1:
I greet u all aspirants n students of our hilarious university unilorin aka BETA BY NEXTWEEK....surely d list will b out by NEXTWEEK mornday a prof just called...if u knw ani mountain go dey slip 4 der dey pray till Monday bcus d election as been massively rigged (if u knw wat I mean)....

OMG


Baba God dey...ntin do us

Giv me d numba of dat prof lemme confirm sumtin



#Monday

MssTee:
Lol.. Seconded!!!

Anoda consistent viewer...may God resurrect u all

horlabode:
ƒoŗ ęvęŗyoŋę wāįţįŋg ƒoŗ ţђę şęçoŋd lįşţ, į'll ādvįşę yoų ţo pŗępāŗę āll yoųŗ ŋęçęşşāŗy doçųmęŋţş, şo ţђāţ yoų woŋ'ţ bę ţŗyįŋg ţo çovęŗ ƒoŗ lęçţųŗęş āŋd ālşo bāţţlįŋg wįţђ çlęāŗāŋçę/ƒāçųlţy/dępāŗţmęŋţ pŗoçędųŗęş... ţђę pŗoçęşş çāŋ bę ţędįoųş įƒ yoų doŋ'ţ ђāvę yoųŗ doçųmęŋţş ŗęādy (įţ vāŗįęş āçŗoşş dępāŗţmęŋţs ţђoųgђ), şo gęţ įŋţoųçђ wįţђ şomęoŋę įŋ yoųŗ dępāŗţmęŋţ wђo ђāş goŋę ţђŗoųgђ ţђę pŗoçęşş şo āş ţo ķŋow wђāţ āŋd ђow bęşţ ţo pŗępāŗę.. #āllţђębęşţ

Guy...wat re dos stuffs u used/tender during ur reg.


And also...hlp me wit topics u ve covered in maths/phy/chem. Tanks. And u must be ready to assist me oo wen d alert comes n explain stuffs esp d practicals