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SenoritaCristo:
a blessed day....amen.

Just found out my Classmate died this morning.

OMG! May his/her soul rest in peace. May God grant d parents fortitude to bear d loss. Do tak care of ursef.

MzLarem:
Lolz..d guy does nt knw his calling yet..Nigerian police needs him.

Ahn Ahn.. why evils naa...u didn't even say SSS na #20 pple wey now need me


Just as Temmi001 said FBI is "manageable" wil prefer CIA or NSA

Temmi001:
LOL. Dharmy.Yinks et hayw.hy911 suspected. Dharm.yYinks most especially. Don't be surprised the day he'll tell you your grandma's maiden name.

Lmaoo..hehehe... shey I am now a detective ni

MzLarem:
Lolzz..they share drink sha.
Let me collect dat boy daddy number 1st.

Lolz..let him maga u

Morning!

lotusflower:
Habeebah

Chai..dat name reminds me of my "rubber-like" frnd..so elastic(hyperbole) dat u wuld tink she has no bones.


Morning Sunshine!

Shollaintee:
dnt worry,wen d optometry aspirants on NL gt admissn,dey wil provide me 1,i just dey o dey tink of wat dis wik holds fr us

lolzz.. d week holds our admission n money for us oo. D beginning of a New Dawn!

MzLarem:
What is wrong with me..I'm finding it hard 2 reply my mentions.

Sum1 shld diagnose me..I find it hard 2 type

Haywhy911,dat was why I didn't give a sound reply.

Guess u ve haywhyphobia n d only cure dats exist is...












ME

Shollaintee:
emabinu,its nt ma fault,d eyes has turn to oju agba

I see..hw u dy jae?

U fit get recommended sha

MzLarem:
lol..iffa hear..I went paa.
Same jae..I saw ur handiwork ooo...hope u've spoken 2 ur uncle?

U went paa .....did dey share food today ni..B&P abi


Lolz...wich handiwork oo..owo mi re funfun lele.

Since u knw things wen u re hungry...go and fast so u wil knw if ve spoken to him or not n also wen its coming out

lotusflower:
I av 2 organise a competition 4 u nd haywhy911

Lolz...wat competition

Shollaintee:
Oluwatobex,dharmyinks,mzlarem,sir GIDEONG...i jubaa fr u o

Boss its DharmyYinks...wit two Y


I jubaa for u too sir

MzLarem:
Egbon padi e..hw was service 2day abi u no go church?

I kuku went...I dnt skip church lyk u

Service was gud sha...urs??

mzlarem

haywhy911:
I know na. My admiration for WITCH DOCTORS is legendary

Cc: lotusflower...dis guy has got u under a spell

haywhy911:
that was a typo. I meant ''worked''.. That was b4 I built my cocoa empire with ur help

Lie begat more lies...lotusflower u re being feeded wit lies n u re grabbing it

haywhy911:
lotusfl.ower,dnt let this guy fool you. Lotusflower,you are 'INNOCENT o' and Dharmy...that guy... 'E NO SEND o'. See? U dnt match. He talks of blood everytime...

Wen was d last time I talked bout blood...if I talk bout blood...dnt u knw its because I admire doctors

lotusflower:
Den u r my unilorin. Better by.... Promiscuity.

Waaaaaaah! Common bae...wu loves u..yes only me n me alone!

Dnt leave me for dat old man naa

haywhy911:
*forwards post to Ambali* Dharmy.Yinks in trouble. Cc: lotusflo.wer

Lotus...can u see he is a fraud. Look at anoda evidence of wt he did.

Re u stil with me

Ridwan1821:
We are Russia and Iran..We've just got a new nuclear weapon made of uranium.. A very bad one indeed.

Hav u heard of our latest war tech "God's particle". It's actually a light force suspended on air in an enclosed electromagnetic casing. If eventually we release d suspense n it comes in contact wit metal...it brings abt a reaction dat results in d destruction of ur country. So dnt dare me






Have got 200 of em...more powerful dan a nuclear/atomic bomb +)

NOBODYY:
Unilorins VC office will do just fine

U said it ursef.."Office"! We asked for room

lotusflower:
I tire o. (whispers) its lyk he's jealous of us. We made him rememba his old tym crush.

Lmao.. *whispers* Mayb it was his old tym crush dat turned him frm sumbody to nobodyy




Can u see dat heaven is with us...Anoda FTC together...back to back


FTC...dedicated to d downfall of haywhy911 n d uprise of my lotus

lotusflower:
Stop takin his back jae. Dubious man

Tank u jhoor... Birds of a feather shall surely flock together. Dats d relationship btw him n haywhy.

Welcome to my abode boo boo

Ridwan1821:
Abeg na..Haywhy911 na my guy, he cant be promiscuous, he didnt meant what he was saying.
He and Dharmyy.inks are enemies, datz y dharmyyi.nks is saying bad tinz about him.

NOBODYY:
.

Lolz...unserious guy..Get us one na

MzLarem:
DharmyYinks..Well done oo,dat was my 1st ever post on NL..


Who quoted me again sef? Afternoon everybody.

Shey u also remember Larem Unabridged Version (LUV)

Ridwan1821:
Its like u dont know that am from Russia..Laffz
Atomic bomb is coming for u..



Me and haywhy911 will be like
And u will be like

Lolz....u ve forgotten dat I am a combination of China n America = Chinerica. Dnt forget dat Israel always got ma back.



U n haywhy wil be like

And I wil be like

horlabode:
ŋo çђęmįşţŗy pŗāçţįçālş ƒoŗ ELE ŋęҳţ węęķ, ŋoţ şųŗę oƒ pђyşįçş yęţ... wђįţę lāb çoāţ

Hmmm...okay...tanks alot

Ridwan1821:
Abeg no leave haywhy911 ooo..Do u knw weda Dharmyyinks is telling lies?

Go n sit down some wer jhoor. Oya Jegaquin start shutting down every orubebe fashioned against me n lotus. Fire!!!

lotusflower:
Aaaaaah.... Haywhy911,u js broke my heart fa. No more love o. Its high time I went o dharmy.yinks

Yes yea...come to papa

Dnt listen to dat ridwan oo..I sha showed u evidence


Haywhy...we re saying bye bye...



Lotus...even d pages agree wit our union n gifted us dis wonderful FTC.

haywhy911:
ENEMY NUMBER ONE!!!

TARGET NUMBER ONE!!!

haywhy911:
but what? Is Dharmy threatening you? I'll be THRILLED if u make me ur number THREE.. What have I learnt from you? HUMILITY! HUMILITY! HUMILITY! Don't mind Lotus....Beneath her eye-shining,she's a shoe shiner nice person! Afternoon,ma'am!

Cc: Lotusflower
Nicky058
Itsmero


Ur hubby is tryna be promiscuous. Berra get rope n tie him down.

U can neva be 3 naa...common go back to ur 150 bfor ur cocoa farm goes ablaze

MssTee:
Awwwwww... Thank you! Lol... Sorry jare, next time your name will be written in caps

Lol..expecting d caps soonest.


Hw ve u been??

SenoritaCristo:
oww Sweety, don't mind me o...all students are busy....i just need to get myself together. But, tanx a milly for the compliment.

Push Haywhy911 down to 150? Done! In as much as it makes u happy......anything for u.
Gud morning....hw ws ur nite?

U wlc ma'am.


Of course it makes me happy Dnt even put him in dat no. 3 he is eyeing. Straight to 150

Ma nyt was cool n short...urs?? Hw was service??