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MrsPhyno:
Her legs still work? Her pelvic bone hasn't cracked?

Odikwa serious.

Lolz.. End time *****


Btw..wer is ur frnd gurgle?

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Reader's Discretion: Believing is in your hands. If u lyk dnt bliv, if u lyk bliv. Just don't quote me spilling thrash ooo.

[3:32pm, 19/11/2015] ‪Oga P: I guess u guys dey expect list ?
[3:32pm, 19/11/2015] ‪Oga P‬: So still expecting it
[3:32pm, 19/11/2015] ‪Oga P‬: My uncle is among those that went for accreditation of some course in abuja since yesterday...
[3:32pm, 19/11/2015] ‪Oga P: But dis morning he told me... And he said as soon as they re through wit d accreditation...they will call d school to surface d list wit immediate effect
[3:32pm, 19/11/2015] ‪Oga P‬: But he told me they are still in jamb office trying to verify d accredited course....


#OurAdmissionIsCertain

MzLarem:
Lolz..too much of wat?

Unilorin wan test us ni jae..student power pass all dat, we'll strive nd succeed.

Too much of *******



Success is inevitable!

horlabode:
bęęŋ bųşy wįţђ ŗęg ŋį jāŗę... oŋly oŋę pŗāçţįçāl įŋ çђęmįşţŗy şo ƒāŗ..

Lolzz...look at hw u said it "....only one practical in chemistry so far". If u re talkin lyk wetin u wan mak 2nd listers talk.

Anyways, pls can u list d courses u offering(abi hw dem dey talk am). I hope dey havnt given u anytin dat carries mark oo e.g assignm...classwork,quiz etc??

Hw re d lecturers? Hw far ve u gone in d lectures?? I guess dey ve done d orientation..wat info can u giv me??

Dnt run cos of questns oo...I just gotta ask..dem stil plenty sha

End time sex

Pixxie:
She was counting?

Lol..i guess she calculated frm d number of rounds per day den multiplied it by d number of yrs

MzLarem:
Lolzz..he get as e be 4 dat man..

Afternoon don reach? I no knw ooo..I'm gud nd u?

Abi ooo



E tall for u oo...aftanoon neva reach for ur side...wen derz is too much ****** hw wil u knw .


I dnt even knw if am gud..Unilorin just dey spoil person mood..we wil resume Dec..copy notes til mayb 2nd week Dec..read all wat u copied til Dec ending..bfor u even tink of wat dey re currently teachin or read ahead or even adapt to d system/lecturers style....test don start...exam too don follow. Na wa ooo

MzLarem:
instead of u 2 be happy dat u're related 2 ambali..Good morning.

Happy kwa??


Ontop all dis curse wey sum pple go don dash him n his relatives...abeg m nt related


Aftanoon...howdy??

MzLarem:
Lolz...I sha knw u're related sumhw..

Na u relate us abi



Oya swerve and remain swerve

Chai...I don miss khassy n im wahala

Oluwatobex:
Boss They aff get you... First of all you chop ftc, which I've been displaying several foibles to achieve. Secondly. You snoring in Paris, I pray ur nose doesn't collide with ISIS winds.. And lastly. It's Water bed... I should hv posted d pic of my bed but o don't like showing off

Lol...wu dem get...me or u

U don forget say Paris be city of love ni...na love go divert ISIS winds.


Oh! I get...just like seed bed dat farmers plant on abi...buh ur own is water bed...so u dey slip for sand...na wa oo

MzLarem:
I use 2 think its TFC ooo.

lmao...u won't kill me

Oluwatobex:
My bed is water bed... We use to pour water on it for freshness.
Just confess you've never seen it b4...
#snoring in Syria
No! Is sth wrong with me? Olorun ma je n ri Syria
#now dreaming of Chelsea.... Wow! We'll finally win the league this season, and laugh at hayw.hy911..
Dreams are best dear... Have a sweet one

Chai...dis boy don wee wee for bed sotey d unifoam bed don turn water bed..chai..I can't imagine d aroma dat oozes out of der...Iyamar.

#snoring in paris....make dem blow u too


They call it [size=28pt]FTC[/size]

fawaazsanni:
see dis old man sha..me i should sharrap abi..dont worry when ur dota cries home to comman meet u dont sha complain

U beta go sleep b4 u start crying dat u woke up late n wee wee

MzLarem:
shey wit dis yamayama ur uncle is doing..I pray so oo

Lolz...d uncle u giv me ba...abi na ur uncle-in-law

MzLarem:
Lol..Thank God u knw..yap,dec 4. U won cum?

lol...hmm...wil be in Unilorin so....I dnt fink so

MzLarem:
Lolz..awon omo ilorinn faaaaaa..its a Gospel concert where foreign gospel artistes performs..d likes of Don moen,tye tribbet nd co.

Me am nt omo ilorin faaaa...I just reside der ni faaaa.


Such concerts can only tak place in lag...Dec 4??

Horlabode....Matthew80...wer re u guys?? Na so life dey??


Anyways, hw fa ve u guys gone in ELE? Any practicals yet?? Your course load?? etc abeg feed me with info naaa

MzLarem:
ibedc has remembered u pple abi?
Do u want 2 go? I shld send a private jet 2 bring u

Lolz...dey brought it for lyk 5min..dem don tak am again.
Wich one is The Experience??


I hope dat private jet no be korope in disguise

MzLarem:
seriously..since uil has decide 2 do us anyhw..we can't put our lives on hold..who's going here sef maybe I can meet with other NL peepz.


All road leads 2 The Experience 2015!

The Experience

Yungmilio2:
for my set na girls wey suppose dey engr dem park give us

Lmaooo...boss why evils naa . Engine babes too get mouth na.


Temmi001 see as dey are rubbishing engine baes oo

MzLarem:
DharmyYinks oooooooo..wake up,its morning..don't wee wee d bed!

Lmao...a whole me fa. It's nepa/phcn/ibedc wey no giv us lyt since yesterday.....using my last bar sef

Temmi001:
Good morining class. Lot.usflower .Welcome back boss gide.ong.

Sen.oritacristo, how are you ma.
Mzl.arem, learnt you have headache. How are you feeling now?
Uncle abays.kia, Itaf tey ayaf seen you oo, what's up?
Dharmy.Yinks and hay.why911, my people.
Nic.ky058, how's been lectures? What dept ma'am?
Qui.ethollu, wassup boss.
Rka.rang, where u dy o.
Aint going to school today. My 10am-4pm practical for today has been scheduled for next week. I go turn here to Market square.

Lol...market square on point!


Eku iwe ooo

haywhy911:
dharmyYinks and mzlarem... Only God knows when they formed an alliance..

Dats wat happen wen u own a cocoa farm wit too many wives

haywhy911:
hmm,if u are a lady Then,i'm the ryt guy to pitch ur tent with... U are always welcome to join the haywhy empire family.. But if u are a guy hmm,e go hard o. But well,there is a way..... If u love soccer u can get into the family. Just hate Chelsea and support Barcelona during the Clasico.

LOL,M joking!

Now,lemme be serious. If u havent read through all d posts,u'll need to know the rules.

1.RESPECT EVERYONE especially Yungmilio2,SenoritaCristo,Temmi001,GideonG,IDGAF,Wheesin,EINSTEINPG,rkarang,khassy(the thunder lord),Ridwan1821.

2.DharmyYinks is my rival.STAY AWAY FROM HIM.

3. Do NOT support Chelsea on this thread.

4. Respect my lovely wives.. (Lotusflower,Nicky058,Itsmero and mhizrikis) and my one and only daughter (mzlarem)

5. NEVER go into a war of words with Sveen,Reekado,Kaybeeeee,Yungchop.

6.Quiethollu and Pelhumie are allies.

7. Don't go into a picture war with Nobodyy.

8.Avoid fawaazsanni and legitlayo.. They are warri wolves.

9.Duke59 is a good man bt his palmwine intake....hmm. Jerryspan,dnt wori.. U won't even see him. If u want to travel around the world,Boombay is the surest bet but u'll have Titidi to contend with... And lastly,abayskia is a great guy

Chai...jobless man


Wu. ur rival....even my cat can't engage in rivalry wit u not to talk of me...mtchewwwww

Nicky058:
no problem, sheybi u too will learn hindi.......
Mhizrik.is o Jae, u r welcome, am very gentle buh iono tink u can cope wif our humble conditions,,,,, most especially itsmero and lotusflo.wer...


Itsm.ero is a doctor faa, she knws ao to miss insecticides wif pain relieving injection for u


And if u care to knw av gat a friend dat never run out of HCI (DharmyYi.nks) ...... Don't fear d oyinbo, it's jst like water...... R u into d family nw or not??
*crossing my legs while waiting on ur response *

lol...my HCl never goes outta stock

Nicky058:
*msg forwarded to Nicky's daddy*

Lol..bad network

pushtani:
Dues Get it from haywire

Uil uil
If I start to narrate all what I have encountered, I wouldn't be able to finish this night. A lot of things, good and bad, but most bad experience were a bit costly.

Hmmm....Srry....all na experience...Oya gist me small ....wetin u don experience both good n bad

jrerico1:
there's nothing wrong with a lecturer 4cking or dating student. But if she resist, she'll need to study well to pass.

Shut ur mouth. Am sure u wil stil say der z nothing wrong in it if it was ur sister d lecturer wanna do


End time pple with end time sense...mtchewwwww

pushtani:
Hello famz, it's been a while!!

Nicky058 sweetheart
MzLarem my biriful lady
Dharmyhinks d dreamer :p
Haywhy911 haywire
Boss Sveen
Sir GideonG

I pay homage to you all

It's DharmyYinks didn't get ur mention. Anyways, u berra pay ur dues too along ur homage.



Hw has UIL been treating u??

lotusflower:
If Haywhy911 cash u,I no dey o

Boo boo

He can't do anytin, by saying "dnt lemme handle u" he means I should handle u.

haywhy911:
boo wetin? dnt lemme handle u o

Op...get ursef a recorder. The nxt time he is havin such conversation wit u...just record am n make sure its clear i.e his voice is heard loudly. Try to mak him say sumtin dat can implicate him. If he tries any sh*t, bring it out duplicate it...giv im a copy....scold im. If he tries worse...get ursef a lawyer..sue him for harrasment wit d recorder as evidence.


Most importantly, u should embark on prayer cos lecturers wil just want to spoil ones life

haywhy911:

Lmao....mzlarem..come n saave ur head dad oo bfor he bcomes a blockhead completely