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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Dhellake: 7:46pm On Oct 12, 2015
Mourinholic:
You are one big idiot....
The Costa that scored 20 last seaon
How did tactician Wenger perform in Europe with Henry,Bergkamp,Viera,Reyes,Pires,Gilberto,kolo, Cole,Seaman...... The same period Mourinho was winning back to back European titles with the 'Stars'.....
Mourinho kills career yet Wenger can't get half of what Mourinho and Low gets out of Ozil.....

Every Wenger team at any point in his career costs more than Porto ......
A coach that holds an unbeatable record in every league he has coached has no tactics,Your Mirror is very unlucky...
Since Wenger last won a league title,Mourinho has won 2epl with record points and defence,2 serie A with a treble,LA liga with record points and goals, and back to England to win it again before Wenger
Since Wenger last Played a UCL 1/4 final match,Juve got relegated,and got Promoted,Won 3 league titles doing the double and also play in a UCL final with a team far less expensive than Any Wenger's team.....



Even if Arsenal legends are to play a game and the players are to select a coach......It will still be Mourinho
You forgot to add that Juve also built a new stadium during that same period, Before Arsenal fans come here to sing to us that recurring tune
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture,Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2015/2016 Admission. by Dhellake: 7:11pm On Oct 12, 2015
OjayWonder:
can i give you my own money to pay for me?....
on another note.... this thread don slowwww, since 87...funaab do something.
You willingly want to surrender yourself to scam??
Poems For ReviewOur Love For Maryj by Dhellake(op): 7:01pm On Oct 12, 2015
Take the scorched leafs, Grind, Make a roll
Light up, inhale the smoke
Perfect succour when you feeling low
Get high and you feel the glow
This ain't no joke

Lovely scent from a lovely plant
Inhale the scents, snakes then look like threads
Dangerous parts looks easy to thread
A little drag getting you so far ahead
God's own plant, Your Gospel I'll forever spread


Spliff in your hands, to the sky goes your worries
Numbness to pain, closer to happiness
Pump into those lungs, smokes of freedom
Not cowardice, just confidence
It doesn't kill, pardon my innocence

Dried, Grinded, Licked, Lighted, Inhaled, Chewed, Cooked, Swallowed
Different variants of bliss
God's own leaf, God's own bliss
Blessed leaf, Brings nothing but peace


No holy book says spliffers will go to hell
But hypocrites always yell
Go to your heaven, We go to our hell
We all end up in God's house
Just some spliff, that hell will be a haven
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Dhellake: 6:35pm On Oct 12, 2015
Spy360:
Here you go again...

Simeone lost some key players in his team even after winning the title...




One of such is the key striker in Chelsea whom JM ran after like a hungry dog. How has his career turned out? Isn't he the same player some fans now tag 'fat pig'?

Another is Felipe Luis, JM signed him from Simeone, what happened? Mou must have wondered how Simeone used him so successfully after he hardly started a game for Chelsea and had to be sent back to Simeone.

Let me repeat, Mou has no tactics. He depends on the ingenuity of his stars, and when the chips come down, everyone is confused.

Imagine, Bergovic, Ivanovic, Fabregas, Costa, Hazard, Oscar. These are the best, he has no excuses.

Why can't he use Baba and Papa? Mou kills career.
Lol, U pple are always either repeating same lines or bringing up new rubbish to argue against José.

A treble winning manager has no tactics?? Then there is absolutely no need for tactics in coaching if you can win the UCL twice with no tactics, the La Liga, Serie A and the Portuguese league all with no tactics.

Then we can both conclude that that tactics is overhyped in football, is that not what you trying to tell us??


Ingenuity of playershuhhuh

To which players do we ascribe the Ingenuity of him winning the treble at Milan or the back to back European success at Porto??

LOL, so the reason for Athletico' regression is loss of players, I thought you were trying to prove to me that Athletico's success was due to Simeone's brilliance, so why should the loss of Costa and Luis be a problem to Our Lord Magician Simeone
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Dhellake: 10:52am On Oct 12, 2015
Nihilist:
On the over-reliance on Statistics in football.
A lot of sense in this, imagine analysing Mikel, Cleverly and the likes from numbers alone, this guys sometimes completes up to 90% of passes attempted, but like the writer said, The computer won't show if the passes are sideways or backwards or forward.

Some of this clubs can be so dumb, spend £10m on a player they've never seem in flesh.


Great for the guys producing the numbers though, I don't mind doing that kind of job
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Dhellake: 10:26am On Oct 12, 2015
Spy360:
Simeone is a better tactician than JM, he knows how to use fairly good players to win titles, unlike Mou who can't do without the best.

Imagine that every darn soul predicted Chelsea would defend their title with the players they have got, yet see how they crumble under him.

Simeone abeg.
C your mouth like better Tactician, Every thing Simeone is doing right now, José already did better 9-12years ago, Fairly Good players?? What were those boys José used in winning UCL for Porto.

Every single soul also expected Athletico to challenge again for the title last season after winning 2 seasons back but they finished empty-handed even after spending to help the team.

Simeone is great guy, he's only close but he's not even so close

Swerve Abeg
PoliticsRe: James Ibori: Alameiseigha Built Just One House. Was Never Corrupt by Dhellake: 6:19am On Oct 12, 2015
He built just one but he bought many both at home and abroad, Corruption defending corruption
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Dhellake: 3:14pm On Oct 11, 2015
homesteady:
Yeaa, maybe you should improve your comprehension skills!

I said he bosses El classico games, he got MOTM in the last game!
How does this now equal to what you said!

Its not a conditional statement.
Do you know the meaning of games? It means more than a game, you can't sight one game to justify that he bosses Classicos, or don't you know what Bossing a game means?? If you saw Boateng's performance at the WC final, that's what bossing means
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Dhellake: 3:11pm On Oct 11, 2015
coogar:
and that's because you don't even have a view. when a team scores, the credits go to the strikers. when the same team keeps a clean sheet, the defence takes the credits.

if pique stops a beast like ronaldo from scoring in 90 mins then pique has rapêd & bossed ronaldo. if messi had scored in the last world cup final, boateng wouldn't be getting the accolades he's copping now.
Lol, See dumb analogy, How many El Classico clean sheets has Pique kept?? Then that will show you how many he has bossed, And who's talking of Boateng here?? My thoughts on Boateng are clear, I wrote on this same nairaland then that he deserves 2 medals for his performance in that game. A defender can have a bad game and still keep clean sheet. Ronaldo can score in a game and still have a bad game, same way a defender might not keep a clean sheet but still bossed a game. I don't argue clean sheets, I argue performances
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Dhellake: 2:45pm On Oct 11, 2015
coogar:
if pique keeps a clean sheet against a team that has ronaldo in it, how's he not bossing el clasicos? ronaldo never loses form so give credits whenever any defender stops ronaldo or real madrid from scoring in 90 mins.
Clearly, Your view on this doesn't tally with mine
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Dhellake: 2:41pm On Oct 11, 2015
homesteady:
During the last El classico, he was MOTM!

He would surely have had bad games, which defender hasn't been disgraced by Messi and Ronaldo?
MOTM in one El Classico and automatically he bosses El Classico"s"


M very much in love with that logic
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Dhellake: 2:39pm On Oct 11, 2015
coogar:
was ronaldo not on the pitch when barca rapëd madrid 5-0(mourinho's 1st el clásico )
How does that relate to the assertion that Pique bosses El Classicos??

Sssssssss
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Dhellake: 2:33pm On Oct 11, 2015
coogar:
so is there any defender ronaldo hasn't destroyed?
So you don't claim he bosses El Classicos when there are clips of him being destroyed over and over
EducationRe: Five Courses I Can Never Study In A University.(my Opinion) by Dhellake: 2:31pm On Oct 11, 2015
Knew I would find Comp Sci among your 5 courses and you didn't dissapoint me, the issue you guys have with comp Sci is ignorance. Many just think Comp Sci is all about Desktop Publishing, Programming, Graphics, Comp Sci is far more wider than this, The best pure science course you can choose to study is Comp Sci, there are limitless opportunities and very wide range of careers under Comp Sci alone. From Security to Database management to Software development and the other fields every one knows. Do you know Arunma Oteh studied Comp Sci in school?? Now she's a World Bank VP , that is one of the things Comp Sci gives, you can choose to became anything you like as a Comp Sci graduate

I will stop here.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Dhellake: 2:21pm On Oct 11, 2015
pkasso:
Yep.Atsu was voted best player at AFCON 2015.His cracker of a goal against Guinea was also voted goal of the tournament.His inclusion is not too controversial . . i think grin.
So Federal Character is now being used in Ballon D'or too
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Dhellake: 2:18pm On Oct 11, 2015
Some up here on this thread is telling us Pique bosses El Classicos, I think I should just die RN, the same Pique Ronaldo takes turns on in almost every Classic games.



Well, It's not my business
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture,Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2015/2016 Admission. by Dhellake: 11:43pm On Oct 09, 2015
moshoodn:
Wow.....

Thanks a lot for the prompt answer and the welcoming.

Heard the acceptance is 45k besides school fees.... Is that true?
Yes, it was 45k last session, we should be expecting a little increase for this session
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture,Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2015/2016 Admission. by Dhellake: 10:35am On Oct 09, 2015
moshoodn:
Hi house,

What's the current school fees.. The baby of our house just got admitted to study Computer Science.

Thanks.
32k, Welcoming the baby of your house to our great Csc Dept
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture,Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2015/2016 Admission. by Dhellake: 9:00am On Oct 08, 2015
MacKennie:
I now have my original waec and statement of result,what else.....my birthday certificate has only photocopy available.....can I use it.....is it true that statement of origin paper would be used too?
It wasn't used last year
RomanceRe: Share Ur Experience Of Students Caught Romancing During Night Class On Campus by Dhellake: 7:58am On Oct 08, 2015
damiloladuke:
www.wenogetjob.com
This was so funny and it happened when i was in 300 level then at the Federal University of Agriculture, Abeokuta. Though it was UNAAB then without the Federal.

If you have been to my school, you would know that we are situated right in the middle of the EVIL FOREST. Bushes everywhere, thick one for that matter.

After class that night around 3am, i was going back to the hostel and decided to take a short cut between COLERM and the male hostel, along that dirt path, there was a Grasscutter hut owned by the Forestry department. I was simply hearing some rumbling along the bush. My whole thought was that it would be a very big snake or some animal, because it was not an uncommon site to see antelopes then on my campus. And being a fearful guy, i ran to the hostel to tell my friends.

Everyone was so excited and were like we would kill some wildlife that night. about 10 guys took off to the spot, only for us to see some 2 students making out on dry grass, to the extent that they didn't hear us coming. And to make matters worse, the girl happened to be one of the so-called big girls in the female hostel that don't cook and always fuming PHONETICS...Guys just pity them that night and let them go.

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Lol, I can relate to this story very well, there is this newly created For close to that spot you mentioned, Caught some guys there last semester as well
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture,Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2015/2016 Admission. by Dhellake: 9:01pm On Sep 28, 2015
shadykarz:
. Anyonehuh
It can be used
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture,Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2015/2016 Admission. by Dhellake: 9:35am On Sep 28, 2015
Jamzig1:
Dhellake..hwfar nah...hope u are enjoying d holls...shey u sabi wetin u dey talk sha...Its possible though
Lol, I dey enjoy the holz o, getting my deserved rest, wetin you want make I talk? Lol, When our college no even get 100level first class but I don't want to scare anyone
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture,Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2015/2016 Admission. by Dhellake: 6:44am On Sep 28, 2015
desource13:
I've heard rumour that its rare 2 see a 1st class graduate in physics department, how true is that?
Yeah, Kinda Rare but it is very possible to make first class there
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture,Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2015/2016 Admission. by Dhellake: 6:52pm On Sep 25, 2015
To all those admitted to Comp Sci, I say welcome to our great department . # KingDhellake #KingMosh
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture,Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2015/2016 Admission. by Dhellake: 6:47pm On Sep 25, 2015
DEMONGOD:
nice. more computer science guys. abeg i hope the girls enterin for comp sci are much o.
You won't find much female in Csc, let's say 15 out of 80, Welcome to Csc Funaab
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Dhellake: 2:51pm On Sep 25, 2015
Endless Arguments

Spits
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Dhellake: 3:58pm On Jul 13, 2015
Man Utd fans getting excited as usual, anyone who was here this time last season will understand. They said worse last season, how di Maria, Herrera and blind will boss the Epl, we are still waiting, you guys should not worry, come Nov/Dec, they'll be the one to tell you how this signings were not what the team needed. We've seen it before and we'll be seeing it once more. If only I had the luxury of time, I will love to dig out similar posts made by man Utd fans last season on this thread
LiteratureRe: What Book Impacted You The Most? by Dhellake: 9:56am On Jul 11, 2015
Change Your Thinking, Change Your Life - Brian Tracy.
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GamingRe: Do You Remember This Game?! by Dhellake: 6:11pm On Jul 10, 2015
Na shekere me dey call am o
LiteratureRe: Deceitful Couple by Dhellake: 4:25pm On Jul 10, 2015
Not speaking with her family members??
EducationRe: Ten (10) Toughest Courses To Study In The University by Dhellake: 5:33am On Jul 10, 2015
Computer Science not tough ?? Damn!!! If what Csc students are going through is not tough then I will like to know people's criteria for tough.
EducationRe: Opinion: Top 5 Nigerias Most Beautiful University Libraries by Dhellake: 9:37pm On Jul 06, 2015
FUNAAB library is definitely a beauty

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