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vandalZA:
looool....! Wen are you going to stop running away from the truth!!!....(NOTHING but the TRUTH)

And what truth is dis pothead ranting about

vandalZA:
this old mentality mixed with jealousy will kill you........ the true must be told Nigerians stop celebrating things that won't benefit you e.g the richest person in Africa,high number of private jets.........you must start to stand-up to your leaders and stop celebrating small things...

Really u made no sense above. Quote me wen d drugs in ur head have worn off n u have somefin reasonable 2 say

Mtn y are u guys scamming nigerians wit fake 100mb n bonuses? Why tell dem 2 send 11 to 400 only to receive fake non existent packages? Una dey mad abi

This dude jst won world most stupid pot head. Not surprised tho...punkazz ws always on drugs

cupidora:
Don't quote me Mr.

Shut ur trap up! As.shole!

Trendy247:
[b]*While you were ignoring her on whatsapp.. I was giving her attention.
* While you were out with your friends I was with her.
* While you couldn't take her calls I phoned her.
* While you were busy I was giving her all of my time
* While you were not available i was her
shoulder to Lean on
* If you want to know how i took her it was like taking a candy from a baby.
* While you were never there for her I offered to spend some tıme wıth her..
* While you slept without sending her a text I wrote her a poem telling her how beautiful she is.
* The more i made her smile the more i won
her heart.
* The more I gave her joy the more useless you became to her.
*she didn't cheat on you..she got tired of you.
* If you must know you lost an angel and I found her on the way home
*She tried to phone you to give you one last
chance but as usual you never listen so she gave me what was yours
* If you want to know how I got your girlfriend
* I learned to listen to her
*I learned that smaller things makes one happy
* Most of all I learned to love her the way she
wanted to be loved.
* Never Take Anything Or Anyone For Granted, Because That Someone you taking for granted Somebody ıs praying to be wıth
What Still Stands Is That Someday Someone
wıll Look at that person Like they are The Best Thing In The World.[/b]

And while ur brokeass took several months 2 achieve diz, i jst counted dt guap n superbowled ur sis!

cupidora:
And you're smoking weed already? If you can smoke weed then how can kissing your gf be so wrong??... Hey,dnt take that question seriously but like u said someone already condemned that act so its something you really should desist from. Your conscious also know it isn't right that is why you care enough to seek advice. Anything you're doing,ask yourself if its something your parents would be proud of,if the answer is 'yes' then go ahead,but if 'no' den u should reconsider. Smoking is hazardous to your health,quit it. Concerning kissing your girlfriend,well,you're still too young so do it discreetly,so u re not tempted to go further and indulge in s*x. Cheers

He's too young to kiss? Didn't u read his post where he cited dat he just turned 20? Meanwhile how old are u and are u a virgin

ideology:
Well if you say so.

I hope you know Nigerians own firms too in SA

Dude why stress urself...I believe Jacob Zuma knows better

ideology:
Nigeria was instrumental to their independence,
Last week the high commissioner addressed Nigeria as Brother

Am just waiting for Liar Mohammed to hold another press briefing and spread propaganda as usual.

I love the presidency's maturity in responding to the issue, the bad area was where they threatened to shut down their businesses and firms in Nigeria, it sounded immature

Lol...d threat was very mature 2 SAfricans...am sure u've seen d outcome of dat threat

It is easier for a camel 2 pass thru d eye of a needle than 4 Buhari 2 become President come 2015...

-Diablos

SAfricans...all noise no balls. We all knew it ws only a matter of time.

IfyAwazie:
Make she go dey twerk for her house.

Ur comments resemble ur face for ur dp

MrBigPrick:
FFK, AM FEELING UR STYLE. JOINING PDP TO ESCAPE JAIL AND STILL YABBING PDP AS CRAMJONES.

I WANNA BE LIKE U WHEN I GROW UP!!!!

Lol! Well said bro...let d dullard kip deceiving himself

Centrifude:
So is the Nigerian Government going to hold on to the Synagogue bodies, just like we're holding on to their money?

Is called "ransom" our money for ur bodies

MduZA:
Every 2 minutes a Nigerian refugee in SA passes through my door step....while clueless people like you remain in mokoko




quote author=diablos post=27413666]

Rants from a 21st century SAfrican slave

A refugee passes thru ur doorstep every 2mins...so u live where refugees habitate...now does dat not make u a refugee See y i said ure d most clueless, useless, dullest homo sapien to evolve frm d southern hemisphere?

MduZA:
insults from day dreamer

Rants from a 21st century SAfrican slave

MduZA:
Imagination

Is dat all ur dull, empty space of a head cud assimilate? Ur name shuld be Mdullza, cuz ure d dumbest, clueless mofo to ever evolve frm d southern continent

14:
YOUR COUNTRIES MUST INVEST IN INFRUSTRUCTURE, the painful thing is, they are not.

Nigeria budget = $23 Billion for 170 million people
South Africa budget = $120 Billion for 55 million people

I mean really, how are you gonna build roads, power stations, bridges, Dams, railways, with only $23Billion

I see no improvement for the next 50yrs, Private sectors dont do everything in the country.

And who really asked for ur opinion u perforated, dolt id.iot...U culdnt control ur epileptic stu.pidity u had 2 gesticulate tantrums just 2 expose ur tomfoolery and deterring fvckery! SAfrica belongs 2 d whites n u blacks irrespective of wether HIV Zuma is president will always be second class citizens. So stop mocking urslf tryin 2 be patriotic cuz we all knw d only thing black Safricans lay claim 2 in SA is crime, hiv n poverty

adamskutty:
crap!


My slave u are a waste of flesh, u have no rythm whatsoever, this niggeeeer be screaming like a h0rny ram ready to drill the anus of an ewe

Haahaaahahaaa! my slave u crack me up big time, u are a flat face toad, a cursed mentally deranged ape hahhh! This niggeeer must have smoked some fresh dry cow dungs through his patched worn out anus which has been drilled severally by Ghkwame ( the crude oil painted baboon )

The lord has been really unkind to u he made u gaynian,ur jungle,ur cactus filled wasteland leads in kidnapping,people even kidnap just for a pack of sweet

I ain't taking u serious how can i poasibly take those who eat their own faces due to hunger serious?

Gaynian boy eat his own sh1t

http://m.modernghana.com/mobile/269976/1/boy-forced-to-eat-
poo.html
Holy flying super fvck ooooh jeeeez,yall are primitive crude oil painted creatures,darker than charcoal, darker than midnight itself

U stuck up half twitted,scruffy looking nerf herder,u fvcking clinking, clanking ,clattering collection of caliginious junk

Am following u Bro...anytime diz charley, charcoal, burnt faeces smelling sh.itgaynains pop up like ads on a free app 2 spit mucus on any thread dt ure aware...jst share or mention my moniker. I promise dem hell henceforth

adamskutty:
this is gonna be fun, gayna imports close to 90percent of goods from nigeria


Jungle
SEe their comments

Lol...dat sh.it got me cracking

GHKWAME1:

A president who begged for Ebola Vaccine,
begged for Intelligence to combat boko haram,
begged for arms,

Nigeria in China, Seeks $3bn for Agric,
Rail, Airport Projects. Source: http://
www.thisdaylive.com/articles/nigeria-in-china-
seeks-3bn-for-agric-rail-airport-projects/109828/

Sh.itgaynain bas.tard...blackest, darkest benign scum of d universe. Ur romance wit stupidity is an assimilation of d strains of genetic poverty inherent in d DNA of sh.it gaynains.

Poor dumb dufus who's source of livelihood is 2 rummage d dirtbins n waste pillages of sh.it kumasi.

Your lowlife parents are busy hawking fufu n Chin chin to make a living for u f00ls n ur obtuse self is here perforating n exhibiting dementia in d name of cyber surfing.

Gaynains d world over are synonymous wit poverty, wether home or abroad. It is in ur destinies to be beggers n slaves. There is no escaping dat destiny for it has been signed n stamped since before d worlds by d gods.

It is now left for u gaynains to either fulfill ur destinies or escape it using all known avaialble suicide plans cuz poverty is in gayna n gaynains are in poverty. It sure sucks 2 be a gaynain

blackprowler:
That Ghana guy has used so much venom to poison this thread and whatever point he was making that I even agreed with initially.
Now, this very thread is wrong and no one observed. The title suggested that more than one state in Nigeria has a budget bigger than that of Ghana. In his body he only proves that the two biggest-income states COMBINED was half of Ghana's budget and meanwhile someone has even proven that Ghana's budget is even much bigger. Some of those states mind you have incomes that are 3, 4 or more times the incomes of other states in same Nigeria so what are we talking about here?
Now do you guys even think it is budget or GDP that makes for the quality of life of the people? Nigeria has about 170 million people and almost 1 million square kilometres of landmass to spend money on. Ghana has 23 or so million people with I think 1/5 Nigerian landmass to cater for. Do the maths. I've not added the fact that if you give a certain amount to a Ghanaian government and same to a Nigerian government that the Nigerian will steal most and use the rest for white elephant projects while the Ghanaian will use it prudently and his people will feel the impact of those funds better. Nigerians shd put their tail between their legs and be quiet. By our prominence as a black nation, we are a DISGRACE to all black people everywhere in the world. An example that black people can't rule themselves

Yes and d disgrace starts from ur shi.t-head father and duckhead mother and ur extended family of thieves and armed robbers u reticulated bas.tard. Spewing trash on d internet wit ur half a dollar worth of education. Ur late parents were notorious lepers n i wonder why u haven't died yet of d disease! Quote me n die u guinea fowl!

BluIvy:
Well were those people there illegally? See your life! You are the problem in actually fact. Not even the government. You are full of corruption and mischieve. Cook your pot wella, when its cooked don't cry xenophobia.

Lmao! U guys really need to have a lot of patience okay...u knw wit d investigations n dna testing goin on...hopefully by dis time next year, d bodies should be released

Will also like 2 go out wit a bang! Ontop ur mama

JiggamanGh:
As long as God is not a Nigerian, all is well.

JIGGAYMANGH...SH1THEAD, SH1TFACE, SH1TGAYNAIAN...SAY HI TO UR COMMUNITY FOR ME...IT WAS REALLY EMBARRASSING TAKING A TRIP TO SH1T-GAYNA

JiggamanGh:
Yet you are the one living in a hellhole. There is a saying in Ghana "God is not a Nigerian" and I say Amen to that. Continue to wallow in your miserable life in that miserable hellhole you call a country.

U must be a bloated, underfed and demented baboon to type dat hocus pocus u just posted...we all know god can never be a gaynain...even god would perform usain bolt if he mistakenly got close to dat fuckery of a country while displaying his omni-multi-tactics! Am quite aware dat gaynains are fools...but ur level of idiocy and deterring stup1dity is extremely nauseating and indignantly repulsive. Like i said earlier...i find it loathing to grace interaction with a clandestine f00l of ur calibre. Do return dis photograph of ur mum while getting lost from my radar already

JiggamanGh:
I know what you mean. Nigerians on nairaland can be really annoying. Don't pay them no mind. I will deal with them for you.

sh1thead bas.tard...repulsive, odoriferous, repugnant id1ot. Its sh1theads like u dat wander d slums of kumasi picking things from dustbins to make a living. Sh1t-heads like u are d reasons why god turned his back from dat cesspit u call a country. I don't really consider u an animal worth engaging to be candid but lest i forget, please return dis photograph back to ur sh1tface father in advance

OXYGEN011:
nigerians fooling themselves since 1720.nigerians are criminals and fools therefore every body is gonna hate u fools.
A nigerian guy will even kill his family members for money just to go and flirt with girls in a foreign country.That shows how foolish u people are.

Oxygen011... d midget son of a gaynain porcupine...sorry father...product of bestiality between a man and a camel. I wonder what it is about nigerians dats awakens ur epilepsy, u repulsive, offensive and demonic imbec1le! It is egregious how ret.ards and sh1theads like u seek relevance in a forum dat doesn't recognize ur ilk. If vermins like u were offered as sacrifice to the gods in a large scale, instead of being left to troll and become nuisances to more sane and useful humans, d world would have been a better place

OXYGEN011:
Yet you read?

Oxygen011 d shi.tface fuc.k-tard from d slums of kumasi...how about this news below u sh.ithead bas.tard

need a miracle: rogue trader Kweku Adoboli who lost UBS £1.3bn
[size=13pt]Kweku Adoboli, a 31-year old City trader at UBS, suspected of carrying out Britain’s biggest banking fraud was arrested at his desk after posting an internet message saying: “I need a miracle.[/size]


Kweku Adoboli, the 31-year-old UBS trader who has been arrested in connection with rogue trading at the Swiss bank

Mr Adoboli is alleged to have lost £1.3 billion before his bosses at the Swiss-based investment bank UBS discovered the rogue trades.
The scandal wiped £4 billion off the value of shares in UBS, affecting thousands of pensioners whose funds had invested in the company.
It also shook City workers who thought banks had eliminated such risks following the case of Jérôme Kerviel, the Paris-based Société Générale worker who lost £4 billion in 2008.
Mr Adoboli was held at 3.30am yesterday at UBS’s Finsbury Avenue office in London after the firm contacted City of London Police at 1am when the alleged fraud was uncovered.


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Last night he was being questioned on suspicion of fraud and abuse of position.
The Ghanaian-born banker, a graduate of Nottingham University, works as a “market maker”, advising clients on the prices at which they should buy and sell shares or other assets.
Exactly how he is alleged to have racked up such huge losses is unclear. The bank’s £1.3 billion loss compares with £827 million lost by Nick Leeson in 1995, which caused the collapse of Barings Bank.
Mr Adoboli’s father John, a retired United Nations employee, said from his home in Tema, Ghana, that his son had made “a mistake or wrongful judgment”.


He said: “We are all here reading all the materials and all the things being said about him. The family is heartbroken because this is not our way of life.
“I brought them up to be God-fearing and to appreciate decency. Growing up and through to school days they were very brilliant and respectful.”

Mr Adoboli was educated at the £19,635-per-year Ackworth boarding school near Pontefract, West Yorks, and is described as a “computer whiz” by friends. Neighbours said he had been working long hours recently, often at night, and rarely seemed to be at his east London home.
Before he was arrested, he had changed his status on his Facebook page to “I need a miracle”.


The loss uncovered by UBS is almost exactly the same amount the bank was trying to save by cutting 3,500 jobs from its worldwide empire. The bank insisted none of its clients had lost money as a result of the trades, but City analysts said UBS could suffer “significant reputational damage”.
Louise Cooper, of BGC Partners, said: “Rich people tend not to want to do business with a bank where there are questions over risk control.”
The bank said the unauthorised trades could lead to it losing money in the third quarter of the year. Oswald Gruebel, UBS’s chief executive, described the loss as “distressing” and said he “will spare no effort to establish how it happened”.
Mr Adoboli, who until recently lived in a £1,000-a-week loft apartment in the City, is described by friends as “a really relaxed, happy guy”.
Recently, however, he had spoken to friends about the pressures of working in the City following the financial downturn, describing it as a “fight”. In a statement, UBS said: “UBS has discovered a loss due to unauthorised trading by a trader in its investment bank.
“The matter is still being investigated, but UBS’s current estimate of the loss on the trades is in the range of $2 billion. It is possible that this could lead UBS to report a loss for the third quarter of 2011. No client positions were affected.”


Mr Adoboli’s arrest came on the third anniversary of the collapse of Lehman Brothers, seen as the pivotal moment in the worldwide banking crisis.
UBS was one of the banks which had to bailed out at the height of the banking crisis, accepting help from the Swiss government because of its “toxic” assets in 2008. In the same year it was accused by the FBI of helping clients to evade tax, and agreed to pay a fine of $780 million (£493  million). UBS employs 6,000 people in the UK and 65,000 worldwide. Its staff were told about the alleged fraud in a round-robin email yesterday morning.
The news brings into question the role of the Financial Services Authority, which failed to spot the unauthorised trades despite regulations which
require banks to monitor their employees’ trading positions on an hourly basis.



http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/newsbysector/banksandfinance/8767089/I-need-a-miracle-rogue-trader-Kweku-Adoboli-who-lost-UBS-1.3bn.html



[size=13pt]In what is thought to be the biggest case of its kind so far, police detained Maurice Asola Fadola, 31, who is thought to be behind a series of "romance frauds" – targeting women through dating sites, and fabricating an elaborate series of stories to convince them to send money to Ghana[/size].


[b]The British victim, who did not want to be named, struck up a relationship over the internet with a man she believed to be an American soldier serving in Iraq.
After several months of correspondance, in which he told of his life dodging bullets and bombs, he told her that he was leaving the army – and perhaps they could meet up. But while his luggage was being returned to the US, there were a series of "problems" which the British woman was enticed into helping out – to the eventual cost of £271,000.
The head of the Ghanaian Serious Fraud Office described Mr Fadola as a suspected "kingpin", and his arrest after months of painstaking intelligence gathering is the high point of a joint Ghanaian-British campaign against alleged romance frauds.
Last month officers from the Serious Organised Crime Agency (SOCA) travelled to the Ghanaian capital of Accra to work alongside Ghanaian police in arresting Mr Fadola.
Officers had planned to mount a "sting" operation; setting traps for when he came to collect money they had sent to a money transfer service, or lying in wait for him to pick up a parcel of laptops or mobile phones from the Post Office.
Police froze his bank accounts, and when he came into the Serious Fraud Office in Accra to try and brazen his way into releasing the funds, he was arrested.
Mr Fadola, who lived in a luxurious mansion on the outskirts of Accra, is being held in custody and questioned over money laundering and passport offences, which carry a maximum sentence of 25 years.
Colin Woodcock, head of SOCA's fraud department, said that his team was working alongside Ghanaian authorities, sharing policing techniques with local forces to track down the fraudsters.
"At first we thought it was just people sending £50 here or there," he said, "but although the bulk are small frauds, now we know that some people are being robbed of hundreds of thousands.
"It's an international problem, involving police forces from across the globe working together to squeeze the criminals."
More and more cases of romance fraud are being discovered.
In August last year Philip Hunt, 58, threw himself under a train after losing £82,000 in a romance fraud. He had met a Nigerian girl on the internet, who convinced him to spend the money with promises of starting a life together.
"These people are out to get people when they are very vulnerable and at a low ebb. They're in there like vultures," Lesley Smith, Mr Hunt's former partner, told the inquest into his death.
Mr Woodcock said: "The bottom line is: don't give anyone your money. Imagine you'd met someone in a pub for the first time, and they said I'd love to see you again but can you buy me a laptop?
"We're seeing an explosion in this. Everyone is on online dating nowadays, and criminals have cottoned onto it. These people destroy lives. It's loss on a catastrophic scale."[/b]

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