₦airaland Forum

Is unbelievable how women of these days practice and live their lives based on wat they read in novels, online books and on the internet It jst depicts d fact dat many of these ladies have no self esteem, lack positive and decisive behaviour and have no minds of their own. Infact many of u ladies lack good upbringing because if u were raised properly, u dont need 10 commandments on nairaland to know how to handle ur relationships and commitments.

Anyways u ladies can continue practicing wat u read online...wen dat dude gets fed up of ur fake life and script play and call it quits to get someone better...thats wen u start calling ur mums and grandmums witches and d reasons behind ur single boring life...by then most of ur friends must have settled in dia respective matrimonial homes while u must have come of age , then u start going to spiritual and white garment churches, doing assignments during unholy hours , getting extremely frustrated till wen all odds set in ...u finally find a young guy somewhere who could be younger than ur junior brother or even young enough to be ur son ...then u start behaving normal, preaching love and showering gifts, but we all know how the story eventually ends

Taleeysun: Okay am only guilty of number 1

Are u sure or its the opposite?

BananaBender: LMAO @ this!

The two losers are now cosigning and encouraging themselves, bwahahahahahahahaha LML!

Puccy a*ss b1tches!

Losers Lmao...a Repulsive n offensive nonentity like u craving self worth is beyond d 7 wonders of d world unintelligent and unproductive shit-heads like u deserve to be used for money rituals and other diabolical purposes. Its unbelievable dat a taboo like u is been seen on a social network displaying excessiive amounts of compounding idiocy and deterring stupi.dity. U should belong to d species of crustaceans of anthropods. Cuz a six legged insect has more dignity n worth in d circle of life than u

yungmill: Dam!!! Hope she doesn't have a heart attack after seeing this (not)
Maybe that's why her mental faculty is deformed, her idiotic self eclipse the worst ave ever seen, what a dump shallow fellow she Is.
Well like u said it sure sucks to be her

Don't worry bro, bananabender is my property d she-male's destiny is in my hands

BananaBender: No, you didn't. It's just boring. And I'm darn sure I could whoop your a*ss if I cared enough.

Bye son.

Scum of d earth! vile n bile of humanity vermins like u deserve to be tied to stakes n cremated n ur ashes used for rituals n incantations. Product of inc.est between a witch doctor and a hunchback. It sure sucks to be U

yungmill: She's not worth to even be in a lab her stench of stupidity and ignorance is so bad she will polute other experiments, there is no difference between her and ebola, she is a scum of d earth and a nuisance to humanity, she a filt no one likes to have around, she's just a reject and a fallacy to humanity and a foolish entity even the devil is amazed @ her sour stupidity

Cheesus!!!!! U jst nailed d she-male's coffin man

BananaBender: You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt.

Really, you are meta-quasar-stup1d. You have taken stup1dity to a whole new dimension. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success.

You are mentally handicapped and unrepentantly stup1d. If every time you quote me, you intend on spilling jargon, I will make sure I put you on my ignore list.

Hohohoho i must have broken a couple ribs n struck d nerves of a she-male so badly dat d he-she started convulsing n developing epileptic fits ur epistle of illiteracy is embedded in ur inherent stu.pidity which was genetically transferred frm ur du.mb transvestite dad...to ur hunchback midget mum...and of which dat cursed diabolical union produced d omen dat became u. Misfits n anomalies like u should be kept in a lab 2 be contained n studied, rather than let loose to constitute a nuisance 2 d general public

Misogynist2014: God bless you!!! They are running away from their duties.

Ur welcome

BananaBender: I see you too, the fvcktard from caveland.

Hehehe, dum.b biatch wit a brain d size of bean seeds...always rudimenting over threads 2 display ur idiocy n apex stupi.dity when sane minds are interacting. Life as a she-male should be a burdenly curse on ur existence. It sure sucks 2 be u

BananaBender: Vent what anger?? You are the one crying and throwing tantrums because I said it is not the role of a woman to cook.

You are a disgrace to humanity not just 'manhood'. I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you.

You are logically r*tarded and this exchange has been painful. You have no reasoning capability, you are clueless and shamelessly foolish.

May you choke on your stup1dity, dullard.

You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. A worthless pile of cow dunk.

Bananabender, d she-male frm Liberia. I see u

SAfricans n stupidity is like bread n butter wen many Nigerians are in SAfrica working hard and hustling, dia lazy asses were in Nigeria searching for free n cheap miracles and holed up in a hostel building like refugees in SCOAN . They should hide dia faces in shame for being d highest casualties of a failed building in a country they claim is a failed state. EVen we Nigerians are not dat gullible

OlamiB: It is your type that will discourage his sisters to stay away from broke guys. Tell me, can you allow ur dear sister date a broke guy? And to answer ur question on the bolded part, we girls know how it rolls. Take for instance my roomie's BF comes with goodies at each visit and same goes for all my female frnds, I won't even be bothered if my BF comes visiting with nothing, but do Ɣ☺u know that feeling when your frnds keeps telling you to remind ur 'broke' BF to buy something for them while coming? It doesn't feel good

See why u shouldn't keep hungry friends who think wit dia bellies instead of brains?

Pikin wey him mama use as escort go wuse market dey claim babalawo

cramjones: We can trace you, be careful. Your IP is not anonymous. Be careful, you incite violence!

-CramJones

And u incite disharmony and ethnic bigotry amongst nairalanders and nigerians. No need to threaten me, just do d needful n trace me. Fuc.ck u anyway!

Source?

This man is CIA...undercover, sponsors of BH. No white man jst strolls to a terrorist den, gists, negotiates n takes pictures if he is not one of dem. Is a simple logic. Explains y he escaped to a hidden location claiming to be in australia.

cramjones: You can be arrested for inciting violence. Be careful, IPs are traceable. Be very careful!

-CramJones

Lol...arrested? I'll bit.ch slap d lights outta ur decaying cranium. And meanwhile who's inciting violence? What ws d purpose of ur post or d thread u created? talking about double standards. U need basic standard education cuz ur stu.pidity has reached equilibruim. As.shole!

cramjones: Do you know the difference between Facebook and Twitter? Why are Nigerian youths of these days like this? Why? For your info, the first message is his Facebook handle and the second is twitter. Please if you need help in paying tuition in a good University, not the ones President Jonathan left for you, I mean an elite school, sincerely, I will sponsor you. I really want to see you reason like 21st century youths around the world reason. I promise I will sponsor with a cap of $30,000. Get an admission and reach out to me. I will not give the money to you directly but I will pay directly to the school's account. When that happens come to Nairaland and testify. I promise I will do it. You need some education and some brain opening. No joke, I mean it!

-CramJones

Old, boastful, deleterious hag. Always trying to be wat d gods cursed u not 2 be. Pple like u deserve to be mugged or shot repeatedly in real life, or made handicapped. Ure a disgrace to ur family tree! Bas.tard!

BananaBender: LOOOOLLLL

MY father is taking care of that

I will have him lick my balls and toss my salad after I log out.

I ALWAYS KNEW UR FATHER WAS A DEADBEAT TRANSVESTITE...BUT WHAT I DIDNT KNOW WAS HIS LOVE FOR SUCKING CO.CK NOMATTER D ORIGIN OR SPECIE...IT MUST HAVE BEEN A PROFITABLE INHERITANCE SEEING U KEEP TRYING TO UNZIP MY FLY AND SUCK ON MY MEAT

BananaBender: Are you talking to my father??

I'm also making him RIDE on my c0ck.

YES AM TALKING TO UR SH.IT-HEAD DAD...HEARD HE WAS BEHEADED RECENTLY BY UR DEMEN.TED PUS-SY DRIPPING SH.IT-FACE MUM WHILE TRYING TO RA.PE UR TWIN SISTER IN UR NEIGHBOURS PIT-LATRINE. UR MUM LOVED SUCKING GOAT-CO.CK AND DIED WHILE SWALLOWING 3LITRES OF GOAT CUM INTO HER DIRT BOWELS...URE JST AN EPITOME OF FILTH, GORE, VILE, BILE AND AWE...DISGUSTING...DEMONISING, CRETINOUS DAUGHTER OF A WHO.RE

BananaBender: I am a Pusillanimous galactophage and you should wear my mother's neck chain.

I should Stop being an 1mbecilic r*etard and sit my irrelevant a*ss down.

BTW, tell that b1tch i have for a mother to keep her noise down.

RIDE ON FO.OL...RIDE ON

BananaBender: I would tell my dad to say hi to you right now, but he is busy with my c0ck in his mouth........ask my father how he takes it in the a*ss from me.

The next time you chat sh1t to me, I'll tell my mother to come out of her cage and bite you.

[s]Run along son, I don't want to make me cry[/s].

Would have replied ur fuc.kery but obviously ur stupi.dity has been fixed

BananaBender: Your mother is a useless b1tch..............no wonder she lives in a cage and takes regular beatings from your father.

Bas.tard!!! product of incest and vile rape! ur deme.nted mum and ur slutty sisters must have taken a beating so frequently u had to catch flu over my post. U must be suffering from chronic rabies to quote me u retar.ded copious, nonentity...quote Diablos again and feel hell tonight. As.shole!!!

ladycomfort: I think it is high time women start respecting their husbands and curbing their tongues. As for me if my husband gets angry I will quickly go down on my kneels and beg him.

So after flipping thru 5 pages filled with crappy posts from useless bitc.hes who actually deserve a beating every now n then, finally saw a mature post from a sensible lady.

Even god no knw d answer to ur question

juwoonn: After 7years of graduation but still underemployed, epileptic power supply (no electricity in my area for the past 5 months....always fueling and servicing generator. Bad roads that's killing my travelling hubby.
Honestly, I'll choose Kenya or Ghana against Nigeria, if I should have a come back choice.

Seems u really love to suffer. Or maybe it is in ur destiny

SPOPOVICH: monkey boy going apeshit.. go eat some bananas..

Hehehe, after how many years?? life must really be hard for a cracker seeing it took u months to reply my mention. Guess ur broke ass cant afford cheap internet. Ur cursed parents must be rejoicing in d mortuary for leaving ur idi.otic ass on dis planet to wonder and peruse d filth of d earth which indeed is ur original destiny. It sure sucks to be u

buzzmania: MY fellow animal says there is war ensuing in our zoo and you are happy huh.Better let me slay him here before boko bombs our pathetic zoo out of existence.

Princecharmin: all dis r similes....but in case u don't knw; ghanaians r shoe polish
ghanaians r bats
ghanaians r dogs
ghanaians r apes
ghanaians r rats
ghanaians r morons.....metaphorically speaking

MEHN!!!! U GOT ME CRACKING

uboma: You can yab. Chai! Are they really that dark in complexion? I know some of them that are light skined.

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