₦airaland Forum

hungryboy:
i mean say were your hunting gun dey?

On the rack, beside the fire place, heating up for action

krall:
lol, am talking of buffalo and wild pig.

Ok

krall:
takes me back to those good old days. armed with our dane guns and powder. small bag of ash and ofcourse our amulets.

sir dick sabi. mods frontpage please!!!

Thanks ma man, hope you dont mean the Lizards you hunt in your backyard

Tallesty1:
Don't enter bush wey near Fulani man house or enter Abakiliki man farm(especially where he farm rice) else you will be hunted.

Lols.
We only hunt deep in the wild. Almost middle of nowhere where most men dare not set foot talkless of residing

okoyemike:
I'd like such an adventure. I wish I could go hunting with you, I don't have a gun, though I can handle one.

Its risky bro and there are skills to it.
Note that Dickdastrdly is a descendant of great hunters

20pounds:
Rule 15: always hang the skull of your kill to remember it.

Rule 16: don't put too much sauce while boiling the game.

Rule 17. Keep the fire burning low so you don't over cook it.

brilliant!
I'm speechless Pulisssss never near the bush with only thepis your cooking skills

okoyemike:
I wish I could contribute but I don't know anything about hunting.

Everybody learns. And there's always a first time

hungryboy:
na the first time were i don See pesin were never enter forest before,
dey give hunting instructions be dis oh

What do you mean?

Lalasticlala this might save a fellow hunter's life. You know where to take thread or i should say?

1. Always wear your Amulet and rub your whole body with charcoal before venturing into the forest!
2. Make sure your gun powder is very dry and your gun not rusty.
3. While in the bush move in zigzag or crocodile patern.(best is to tip toe and avoid twigs)
4. Most times the tree is the hunters best position.(but beware of territorial baboons and leopards)
5. Once in the bush, always have your finger ready on the trigger. This helps against surprise by predators and aids surprise shots at unsuspecting games
6. Never shoot at a group of gorillas, as you might not leave the bush alive to enjoy the kill.
7. At the sight of this Animals abandon the hunt and go home, Rhinoceros, hippo, Lion.
8. When you suddenly encounter a giant boa constrictor, do not turn and run, but gently back track.
9. Protect your neck from tree lurking leopards by wearing very thick band of fronds around your neck.
10. When you want to shoot an antelope, delay your shot to be sure its not being sturked by a bigger predator. As you may not have time to reload before you become the prey.
11. Most carnivores have very thick skull, so aim for the heart area if you want a killer shot. Anything less leaves you exposed when it retaliates.
12. The sound of approaching hoofs might not actually be herd of antelopes. You are safer up a tree till you sure its not a pack of hyenas.
13. Its safer to hunt in groups, but their must be an agreed spread out pattern to avoid regrets from friendly fire.
14. Never go back same way you entered the forest.


You can add yours!
I will answer your questions now.

vjsmiles:
20. Please obey, RESPECT & cooperate with the moderators and admin. Never try to INCITE people against them.
good day

You made no sense. He said he only made a joke about seun's marital status. Where went sense of humor again? Worst they could have done is to delete post than outright ban. Wtf! As if he isnt here with MB acquired with his hardearned money. FVCK THAT RULE U JUST QUOTED!

Abeg make i photobomb the shot sharpally b4 dem seize Op camera

More

Are they insinuating that there's no good news at all to be reported about Nigeria presently? Or that there's no negative News about APC they can report?
What kind of Journalism is this ?
Be the Judge and drop your comment

Seun pls put this on FP!

This is small compared to my muttley

Yungwizzzy:
Between you and I who is now the tout?

I didn't insult the op neither did I call him names but only reacted to his post

Same way PD PIGS have been campaigning. smh

Wait till 8pm when i am out of bed pls. Thats what i said

owobokiri:
Your last paragragh though; very abusive. And this has become a trademark for APC adherents here. Very abusive and frustrated. I am senseless for voting PDP, while you are sensible for voting APC! How? In your APC, we have some irredeamably corrupt like Amechi, Saraki, Tinubu, Fashola, mbadinuju, fayemi etc. . So, with the exception of the flambouyant rhethorics, how is your APC an improvement on PDP? You even have the temerity to make a case for Tinubu. Goes to show how warped your reasoning s..

You just rendered thread pointless

Yungwizzzy:
How do we authenticate your claim? any audio evidence?


what makes you think I'll believe you?


Are you voting for a call centre agent? or is this the latest in the endless series of your propaganda? but if it is this one is too dumb!!

Exactly the tout mentality the Op has just pointed.
I will call you an iddiot around 8am when i'm out of bed

Konji no send crase

Corruption Champions League

One word here
POVERTY!

squaddy:
As a man united fan,I'll like to know what GGMU stands for.

Cc dickdastardly

Glory Glory Man United!

DickDastardly will live and die supporting Man U


GGMU

Errrrrrrm....was that one a product of bad governance, poverty and neglect too?

Can we have this on FP to help our women in the kitchen?

Cc.
Seun
Lalasticlala
Obinoscopy
Ishilove

EroticAngelina:
I'll try it!

Let us know if it worked when you do

chiwetaluAGU:
Ok
*runs off to buy yabas and chwin gum*
Experiment time

Godspeed and Goodluck!

chiwetaluAGU:
Hmmmm
Op you sure this works?

100% and all the time

Might work against Police tear gas too.
Maybe when next you involve in any rally, make sure you have your bubble gum handy cause the Police might come calling to do their stuff

Onion contains some chemical that will be released when you cut onion. If you cut onion with very narrow knife, it can make you cry less. Our tears come from glands that produce water when our eyes  get irritated. Chemical that come out from onion make our  eyes teary. By moving your jaw  (like chewing gum), you can stop the gland from producing tears.  Without gum you can still hold your tears by constantly moving your jaw.


Source:
http://www.quora.com/How-does-chewing-gum-while-peeling-onions-stop-a-person-from-crying

She must be reciprocating your fvckery presently with a much more sweeter homeboy
So forgerrrrrrrit