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chiwetaluAGU:
Abeg Front Page ooooo!

SOS to Mods make i get help bikonuoooo!
Lalasticlala, ishilove, seun, obinoscopy

chiwetaluAGU:
Pls my people, i just went to mallam nuhu place now go buy suya. And i dey like am with plenty pepper. As i enter house, na im i collet one Orijin bottle wey i go use wash am down. I don eat finish na im blokos area come itch me, i come forget say the suya pepper still remain for my hand.
As i carry my hand say make i do small Dj scratching work for yonder, na im my scrotuum catch fire!
Abeg i don put ice water dia, come even rub am palm oil but no show. As i dey type this thing i spread my leg eagle naked dey receive fan wen dey blow for number 3.

Nairalanders make una help me oooo!

Ishilove:
Politics is a dirty game.

weemee:
Buy or ensure you pay to buy original material.
Original no dey fade sir.

lalasticlala:
Lol..

Ok

https://www.nairaland.com/1016105/using-tissue-water-after-toilet

https://www.nairaland.com/2054381/tissue-paper-water-which-better

lalasticlala:
I know this topic has been treated a million times on this forum that it has become Stale.. Why not search through the forum for such threads?

Thanks.. .

krall:
it seems you havent lived among them in the west. they do it a lot without soap or omo. but they didnt invent it. the best way is to use tissue then "waash" with soap.

krall:
they call it "waash"

bigFOOTcaveMAN:
Its predominantly a western azz cleaning style. So horrible! And the female food sellers there still serves you food immediately after the asz wash

CORTANA:
Yoruba invented this dirty toilet habit.

JayKayMaybachz:
But what is wrong with using water to klean the a*s after shyting




It's even the best sef


But the best to do is to wash ya hands so well after washing the a*s

kodded:
GO TO THE WEST AND ASK THEM
THEY ARE THE ORIGINATOR OF THE BARBARIC ACT

LRNZH:
You should be ashamed of this poo you just dropped.
Even if you catch GEJ raping your mum in the anus you will still shout GEJ till....hell fire. I pity you.