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Politics › Re: Photos: Some Nigerians In London Show Support For Buhari At The Nigeria House by DickDastardly(m): 7:30am On Dec 21, 2014
Tolexander:
These are Nigerians that genuinely want change, not some paid Nigerians!
No Buhari supporter is paid!
Politics › Re: Photos: Some Nigerians In London Show Support For Buhari At The Nigeria House by DickDastardly(m): 7:28am On Dec 21, 2014
Will they vote? undecided
Politics › Re: Heavy Fighting In Bagana Kogi State by DickDastardly(m): 9:29pm On Dec 20, 2014
Kenai:
You're welcome, man!
I have noticed the new fad of some Nigerians to hide their heads in the cloud of idealism, just to appear 'cool'.
These people choose to play ostrich and act like bigotry isn't alive and kicking in Nigeria.

When I read BankyW's Twitter lamentations about the Muslim-Muslim ticket issue, I couldn't help but laugh.
Is he really that naive? We may never know.

But if the APC people really cared about change and competence, and weren't so desperate for 12 million potential votes from the North, they would have fielded Patrick Utomi - who, in my opinion, is probably the most qualified Nigerian to lead the nation country to economic greatness, if his electrifying speeches were anything to go by.

Also, if the Yoruba people (I'm not generalizing, no offence intended) currently hyping Buhari as a messiah while accusing others of bigotry for not rallying behing a Hausa-Fulani, really cared about competence, I wonder why they gave their unanimous support to Obasanjo when he was up against this same Buhari in 2003.

So many things are enough to show there is no sincerity on the part of any ethnic group, and our sentiments all boil down to tribalism.
WORD!
Politics › Re: Heavy Fighting In Bagana Kogi State by DickDastardly(m): 9:27pm On Dec 20, 2014
Abeg is that place anywhere near the highwayhuh Hope its not, cause i will be going to ABJ through kogi tmoro. If its close to road, those idiots should better choose onother venue for there rubish fight!
*switchs over to xvideo page* cool
Politics › Re: Nigerian Troops Kill 75 Boko Haram Militants At PHCN Facility In Borno by DickDastardly(m): 5:08pm On Dec 19, 2014
J 4 L
Means "Jonathan For Life"
cool
Fvck Mohammed Buhari
Politics › Re: APC Loses Again In Ekiti, Tribunal Upholds Fayose's Election As Governor by DickDastardly(m): 4:59pm On Dec 19, 2014
Tip of 2015 iceberg cheesy grin

Jonathan till Putin bow down for Obama cool
Phones › Re: See The Latest Bb Charger (photo) by DickDastardly(m): 9:38pm On Dec 18, 2014
And jesus wept undecided
Nairaland General › Re: Home Page Updates: We Need Your Feedback! by DickDastardly(m): 6:39pm On Dec 18, 2014
I hate Lalasticala, ishilove and one Drealstan making front page all the time with their topics, while better topics from us all languish in the back page.
Why must all topics now come from this 3guyshuh Discourages hard-working Nairalanders with front page ambition, including yours sincerely!
Nairaland General › Re: How To Sweep A lady off her feet... by DickDastardly(m): 5:50pm On Dec 18, 2014
Sweep a guy off "her" feethuh
Nlaa la waooo!
Politics › Re: Benue Deputy Gov, Assembly Members Set To Join APC by DickDastardly(m): 5:49pm On Dec 18, 2014
holatin:
everybody now running from failure.

But apc should limit those they accept
Wrong! Thieves switching gang to continue their public fund robbery!
You be newhuh
Politics › Re: Benue Deputy Gov, Assembly Members Set To Join APC by DickDastardly(m): 5:47pm On Dec 18, 2014
Thats expected from all them criminals we call politicians here. Applying le chateliers principle since time immemorial.
Moving form PDP to APC to PDP ......... just to continue having unhindered access to public fund.
Politics › Re: Co by DickDastardly(m): 4:13pm On Dec 18, 2014
Oga long time grin Happy everything in advance cheesy
Politics › Re: Anambra House Of Assembly: Vote Obi Nwabunwanne For Nnewi South Constituency 11 by DickDastardly(m): 4:11pm On Dec 18, 2014
Onye ka obu? Lets see his CV please cool
Politics › Re: Many People Would'av Voted Buhari, But For His Running Mate Osibanjo. by DickDastardly(m): 10:51am On Dec 18, 2014
Bad one
Politics › Re: Gunboats Belong To NIMASA, Not Tompolo -navy by DickDastardly(m): 7:43pm On Dec 17, 2014
Seun put this on front page please. We should stop being silly in this country. angry
Nairaland General › Re: Why Do Keke Napep Operators Always Write Their Life Problems On Their Tricycle! by DickDastardly(op): 6:34pm On Dec 17, 2014
Atk01:
Why put a phone number if you don't want to receive calls? angry grin
K
I see yo point. And most times its the driver himself that picks your call while still recklessly driving. grin grin
Politics › Re: Rivers PDP 'Congratulates' Amaechi For Losing APC's VP Slot. by DickDastardly(m): 6:32pm On Dec 17, 2014
Pyrrhic Loss grin
Nairaland General › Re: Why Do Keke Napep Operators Always Write Their Life Problems On Their Tricycle! by DickDastardly(op): 6:26pm On Dec 17, 2014
Atk01:
On trailers, you'll see 'if you don't like my driving, please call this number 080.... cheesy
If you attempt to call the number, it won't go through. angry
So you wan sack the poor driver for work angry
Nairaland General › Why Do Keke Napep Operators Always Write Their Life Problems On Their Tricycle! by DickDastardly(op): 6:21pm On Dec 17, 2014
You see stuff like:
U dey laff me, are you my God?
One day i go make am.
Let them say
Big man big trouble
Fear woman
No food for lazy man
Lef am for God
Dont blame the man but the bottles
Who woman no kill
Etc

Oya add your own problem. wink

Noticed this on 911 trucks and commercial buses too.
Jokes Etc › Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by DickDastardly(m): 6:01pm On Dec 17, 2014
Never 4get the days of Hutu Mgbendu Waza Baanga a.k.a Mobutu Sese seko cool

"Da horn-eared Marineiro was here" can still be seen written all over the whole school wallsgrin
Nairaland General › Re: Married Woman Alone In A Beer Parlor by DickDastardly(m): 5:35pm On Dec 17, 2014
They should open a joint beer palour business for proximity to pepper-souping and beering mehormehor!
Politics › Re: Jonathan On The Path To Humiliation As S/E Get Least Number Of Eligible Voters by DickDastardly(m): 7:59pm On Dec 16, 2014
With source i can push this to FP with my influence here smiley
Aguiyi, where did you get this? cool
Jokes Etc › Re: Father Christmas With Booty !! (PICS) by DickDastardly(m): 7:38pm On Dec 16, 2014
Booty clap tinnnnnnngza! wink
Education › Re: Nigerian Law Graduate Makes History In The University Of Reading UK (Pictured) by DickDastardly(m): 10:18pm On Dec 15, 2014
Reporting for duty. Nice topic.

Land use decree no. 6 of 1978 cheesy

Pilot Lala, oya lets fly to frontus pagito grin
Nairaland General › 1st Letter Of Dickdastardly To Jonathan.(the New Igbo Testament) by DickDastardly(op): 8:55am On Dec 15, 2014
Your Excellency,
You have between now and January to roll in all JULIUS BERGER E,QUIPMENTs down Southeast or my machinery will ensure you get little or zero vote down here. I have always been your supporter, but its now obvious you are tactically maligning my people. Southeast detets APC but your non performance is forcing us into tjeir arms. How can we give you 98% vote and all i keep hearing is as your achievement is one Abakiliki express and ever flooded Akanu Ibiam international Airport. After 4yrshuh Or are we seeing the continuation of abandoned property igbo-hatred trait in the form of negligence and marginalisation southeast by youhuh
You promised us once in 2011 and failed. They say, once beaten twice shy. You are not guaranteed our votes till you do the needful this time.
You can afford to pay billions of Dollars to your brothers' ex-millitants for fruitless oil installations security contracts but cant afford to award Enugu-Phc, Owerri-Elele, Enugu-Onitsha, Owerri-Owerrinta express to Julius Berger. And yet you seek our votes once more as another election year approaches. How foolish you must think that Igbos are.
You might have allies down here in the likes of T.A ORJI etc but if you listen carefully you'd realise that such men are now like leprousy to the average igbo man as we currently believe that the protection you gave them made them demi-gods hence their zero performance. This means that such detested allies can no longer guarantee you any vote in the east in 2015 like the last time. You rather shove them far from you and gt closer to the eastern people by initiating the request in the 1st paragraph!
My support for you from inception has always been unalloyed. Check my history here if you are in doubt. But i will not hesistate to roll out my anti PDP machinery come January 2015 if you fail to roll in Julius berger here before that January deadline. Ignore this and we will count the damage done by febuary of next year.
Whoever loves you should advice you now on this as its obvious most igbos are shedding their emoional and sentimental togas. We will only accept the ones who will relate with us wih all sincerity of purpose. Shagari was a northerner yet he did Enugu-Onitsha Express with all its wonderful drainages then. So tell me one practical reason why i shouldnt vote for Buhari apart from the lame and gejune accusations that he is a terrorist.
The hour of truth has come and we will face it squarely. Recall that your people has never wanted to be part of BIAFRA. so i wonder why you feel so certain we'd want to be part of your government.
Lastly the "EBERE" in your name amounts to impersonation. You are not and will never be IGBO. Do not be deceived any further as we will not accept anything less than betterment of igbos this time.

JULIUS BERGER HERE NOW OR NOTHING FOR YOU

Sincerely yours,
Dick "MACHIAVELLI" Dastardly
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Politics › Re: Pastor General Mohammed Buhari by DickDastardly(m): 8:14am On Dec 15, 2014
Pastor or no Pastor we will vote Buhari. Cluelessness cannot be made constant. Jonathan has played a fast one on Igbos. He cant eat his cake and have it. We igbos believe in profitabilty of any of our ventures. That nigga made the biggest mistake ofhis life shot-changing the ever witty igbo man. Fvck sentiment! If i dont see JULIUS BERGER everywhere in the southeast btw now and January, its bye bye to him.
I PLEDGE 2MILLION VOTES AGAINST THAT HIM
Politics › Re: ‘buhari Is Nigerians’ Choice’ – Aregbesola by DickDastardly(m): 8:09am On Dec 15, 2014
Gbawe you are right on this one, but if Mr clueless rolls in Julius Berger equipments between now and January into southeast you are on your own. But if he refuses and continues clinging unto his lackies i promise you guys 2million votes from southeast. Jonathan is pure 22 carat fraud.
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Won The UCL,EPL And Carling Cup In My Dream Last Night by DickDastardly(m): 6:09pm On Dec 14, 2014
When last did you treat malaria? cheesy
Celebrities › Re: Anita Okoye Vs Lola Okoye! Who Is More Beautiful? by DickDastardly(m): 5:49pm On Dec 14, 2014
Make i tell you what? People wife? Abeg that one na emotional cheating. I am married. *moves to anothet thread cool
Nairaland General › Re: I’ll Make Aba The Industrial Workshop Of Nigeria – Otti, APGA Flagbearer by DickDastardly(op): 5:11pm On Dec 14, 2014
Abia here is your Messiah!
Choose today between a garbage collector and this man who has it all to drag your state out of doldrums.


Mods take this to FP so that Abians can be sensitized!
Cc.
Seun
Obinoscopy
Ishilove
Nairaland General › I’ll Make Aba The Industrial Workshop Of Nigeria – Otti, APGA Flagbearer by DickDastardly(op): 5:06pm On Dec 14, 2014
Dr Alex Otti, who emerged as the governorship candidate of the All Progressives Grand Alliance (APGA)on Monday, December 8, 2014, granted this interview as soon as he resigned his position asthe Group Managing Director/Chief Executive of Diamond Bank PLC in October 2014. A first class (hons) economics graduate, best graduating student/valedictorian of the University of Port Harcourtin 1988, explains why he lefthis plum job for the rough and tumble of partisan politics and, in particular, jostling to be the governor AbiaState come 2015.

When you started your governorship aspiration there was thiscuriosity about your ancestry, particularly whether you are from Ngwa or Arochukwu. Can you clarify it once again?

Ancestrally, my great grandfather moved from Arochukwu and came to settle at Umu-Uru in Nvosi in the present Isiala Ngwa. When he died he wasburied there. My grandfather also died and was buried there. My father was a teacher and a pastor of the Seventh-day Adventist Church. When he died it wasmy dutyto bury him. God revealed to him, three weeks before he died, that it was time for him to go. He called me and told me that his time was up.

Iasked him: “if you die now, where do I bury you?” He asked me what kind of question was that. I told him that some have been saying that our ancestral home is Arochukwu. He replied, saying, since he did not live in Arochukwu in life is it in death he would he buried there? He said thiswas where his father and forefather were buried, thatI should bury him there. The same thing happened. When my mother died we also buried her here in Umu-Uru.

Alex Otti

Eden.

What mattersto me is notwhere does he come from. What matters, and whatI want us to focus on is capacity to deliver on the job. We are interested in meritocracy, rather than mediocrity. And that will quickly take me to the issue of zoning. Let me say it upfront, that I don’t believe in zoning. ButI understand zoning. It simply means that the people who crafted it don’t want domination of one part over the other.

But when you want to practicalise it, it falls flat on its face. Because Orji Uzor Kalu who is from Igbere hasoccupied the governorship position, my brothers who come from Abiriba, if they have capacity and aburning ambition they should just forget it. So, where is the equity? The practice of zoning creates confusion and division, so I don’t like it. We need our best on the job. That is the only way we can start developing Abia State.

So, what are you bringing to the race? What core competence are you bringing?

Ihave been managingpeople’s money for the past 26 years. I have been in different parts of banking and in different banks, up till when I resigned asthe Group Managing Director, Chief Executive Officer of Diamond Bank PLC. And what people can tell you about me is that I am very trustworthyand I have integrity. If I tell you itis yes, that iswhat itwill be, even if you wake me up in the middle of the night. But I am also flexible, in the sense that if you bring a superior argument, I will listen to it.

And I will change my mind, even if I had made up mymind based on the information that was available asatthe time I took the decision. I will run it through mind, and if I think it makes sense I will review my stand. There was a time I took a decision to sack eleven people from the bank. But when superior information came, I was happy to swallow the humble pie and recall all of them.

Whyare you in the race, and what makes you think you are the best man for the job?

Ihave gone to the best schools in the world: Harvard, Cambridge, Columbia, just name it. I have that exposure. It is important that when you want to take adecision about who will lead you, think about the person who has exposure. Because if the person does not have exposure, it is a problem because the environment has away of shaping the mind. If this room ishot, if you stay here long enough you will begin to think is it cool. So, why am I coming out? It is a dangerous game and a big risk. Some of my friend called me when they got to know about my decision to go into the race.

In fact, avery bid person in society called me and told me before taking a final decision I must see him. I told him I would see him, but as for the decision, it has already been taken. The fear that people close to me had was that as CEODiamond Bank I still had six years to serve. I did a very good job of it, which was whythe Board of the Bank gave me a new three-year term only in March 2014. The bank was my comfort zone. I was not looking for work. It was not about money because as CEO of a bank I determined my salary. A brewer will tell you that his raw material to produce beer is malt. My own raw material is money. So, we are not coming to look for money.

This risk we are taking is because of our future, our children and our people. There was a gentleman called Edmund Burke. Am sure many people are familiar with his saying that the only condition on which evil will triumph over good is for good people to keep quiet and do nothing. We can all sitin our comfort zones, working and making money for ourselves. But if you don’t show interestthings will continue to deteriorate.

A lot of good people came out for this race, but we want the best. We have seen situationswhen people shied away and said politicsis adangerous game, I don’t want to go there. When you sit apart and second rate people come into the race, one of them will become governor, and whether you like it or not, he will be your governor. I am sure all of us know Chief Emmanuel Iwuanyanwu. He isan engineer and once owned a construction company called Hardel and Enic. He told a story of one day when he went to the US. One of the senators decided to give him a dinner.

While the dinner was on, the senator asked him: “Chief how is politicsin your country?” He told the senator: “Politics? I am not a politician. I just face my business”. The man laughed at him. He told him: “a politician can decide, and with a simple tweak of policy, all your business will collapse”. Iwuanyanwu said after that discussion that waswhen he decided to become involved in politics. Kwame Nkrumah said, “seek ye first the political kingdom and every other thing will be added unto ye”. It is not appropriate to say we are not politicians because, even at the Board where we sit, it is all politics. If you don’t play your politics well you don’t get your approval. You may be the best worker, but if you have a habit of not guarding your utterances, they will say this one cannot be trusted with sensitive issues. It can deny you a great deal.

Aba is almost a failed city. What can you do about it?

Iwill go back to talk about our entrepreneurial citizens, men and women, who are so skilled. I am sure most of us will remember in the 1980’swhen “Aba Made” products were known all over Nigeria and beyond. I am not sure AbaMade is there anymore, because Aba is not making anything anymore. We need to make Aba work again, because if you fix Aba you will have fixed Abia. Why do I sayso? When I was in the university, every weekend the whole of Port Harcourt emptied into Aba, to buy shoes, clothes, food – everything was in Aba. We need to go back to those good old daysin a bigger, more high tech way.

It is going to be difficult, but we have what ittakes and we are determined to tackle it. We have to totally reconfigure Aba for big business, world class business and industry. We need to resume building the quality of roads that Dr Michael Okpara and Dr Sam Mbakwe builtin their time, which lasted more than thirty years, not these days when roads built this year cannot lost longer than the current dry season. I have a blueprint on how to get the Aba of our dreams, and the Abia of our cherished visions. Aba isthe production hub, the workshop of Eastern Nigeria; South East and South-South. Onitsha is a mere trading port, but Aba is epicenter of industry.

They come to Aba, buy and go to all parts of Nigeria and beyond to sell. We must restore that. When we were talking about Aba Made, nobody was talking about countries like Indonesiaand Malaysia. They had not started. Today, major manufacturingoutfits like Macy’s, Bloomingdale’s, Marks and Spencer, you name it– have set up plants in Indonesia and Malaysia. Even in Pakistan – ordinary Pakistan! Whycan’t they set up in Aba? We will get them to come.

All you need is to organise yourself and things will start to happen. I am not blaming anybody because there is asaying that you can’t give what you don’t have. We need to get to the level when people who have the capacity and reach can assume leadership, not only in Abia State but in Nigeria as a whole. What Fashola has done in Lagos isveryinstructive. He is doing the work and leaving Tinubu to do the politics because he is a technocrat first of all. And that is what I am bringing to Abia State. I will do the work. I will leave the politicians to play their game while I do the work without distraction.

Some people have been saying, thisman; first class, doctor; when he comes in he will chase away everybodyand surround himself professors. Am I going to importthose professors from China? The people of Abia State will be the onesto do this job. I will merely provide the compassand leadership. And there isa lotto be done to reorient our people. Our people have lost heart. They are now easily susceptible to fear and intimidation. We will reorient our people to regain our original spirit of fearlessness and self-pride.

We are astate of great warriorsboth ancient and modern. The first military head of state, the firstGeneral of the Nigerian Army, General Aguiyi-Ironsi, the great Ironside, wasfrom our state. Ebitu Ukiwe, former Number two in the regime of General Babangida, is from our state. We have General Ike Nwachukwu, Admiral Ndubuisi Kanu, General Azubuike Ihejirika and a host of others. There isno reason for us not to regain our “manhood”, and I will lead our people to achieve it.
Source: Vanguard

Politics › Re: GEJ: SCOA Begin Assembling Trucks In Lagos By January by DickDastardly(m): 3:05pm On Dec 14, 2014
Will you please detatch GEJ from that title cheesy

Nigga hasnt done nothing ever since i wasted my vote on him. He is now a moral burden to the easterners. He either rolls in Julius Berger down here or i'm raising 2million votes against him. Nonsense! cool

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