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Ishilove do the needful naa, abi make i fry egg gi you first?

Oga Lalastic what are you waiting for
FP beckons

Aftermath!
The actor DickDastardly in his native costume

Sharing the spoils!
The Lionnesses

The kill!
It wasnt easy o!

The zero hour

The stampede!
The Lion first charged at us and we ran but regrouped again

Me and my cousins preparing for the Lion hunt!

macof:
circumcision that is written in ur Bible as a command should be done only by consenting adults themselves on themselves

Picture of you with heavy tribal marks or do not quote me again

If i say anything contrary now my Ogas at the top will say i am hating
Oya dbanj good morning o!

Please this is brutal abuse unless done by consenting adults themselves on themselves. In as much as we need to retain our culture it need not be forced on innocent gullible children. They need to be allowed to reach 18yrs and then allowed to choose to look like wild cats or not

The man is sick already Make una no use naija politics kill person granpa o

Seun and Lalasticlala i no beg for money o!, na just make una use FP do Happy New Year for me.

The search operation is now in its third day, with the area widened to cover 13 zones over land and sea.In a separate development, there were reports of a second incident involving an AirAsia plane at Kalibo in the central Philippines. The reports said the plane overshot the runway.Rescuers 'busy'During a news conference by the head of the search operation, shown live on Indonesian TV, pictures of the debris were shown including a body floating on the water.Relatives of passengers on the plane watching the pictures were visibly shocked.Later, the Indonesian navy reported that 40 bodies had been retrieved by one warship.Its spokesman said the rescuers were continuing to recover bodies and were "very busy now".AirAsia CEO Tony Fernandes tweeted to the families: "My heart is filled with sadness for all the families involved in QZ 8501. On behalf of AirAsia my condolences."

Searchers think they have found the debris site from flight QZ8501Continue reading the main story

AirAsia search

'Debris spotted'LiveAgony in SurabayaFirst footage from siteWatchWhat is AirAsia?At least 40 bodies have been recovered from the sea in the search for missing AirAsia Flight QZ8501, the Indonesian navy says.The bodies were spotted along with debris floating in the Java Sea off the Indonesian part of Borneo, in one of the search zones for the plane.There has been no official confirmation that the remains come from the plane.The Airbus A320-200, carrying 162 people from Surabaya in Indonesia to Singapore, disappeared on Sunday.
Source: BBC

Ol'boy something tells me that they've paid that girl's bride price this xmas while you are here seeking non-existing advice!

Amechi paid bastardos

Somebody should throw more light on this pls

Nwokem kedu photo ina ekwu maka ya?

Buhari is a scam! Nigga aint going nowhere cause Nigga aint loyal to the game.
I rather have Abacha back than that skinny old Snitching Granpa

No Ordinary Nigerian need die during or after that yeye 2015 elections.
Any politician that tries to use hungry civillian's blood to achieve his agenda shall be the ultimate target. Be it GEJ or BUHARI, i dont care! All i'm after is that they should allow us access to peace since they politicians has been denying us of all other amenities since 1960!
Change or no change, Continuity or no continuity peace to me should be the ultimate goal of democracy. If not, let any other form of governance that can guarantee peace take charge.
Buhari and Jonathan are just one heads a piece. And there are over one 160million heads in the country. So why the fear of violence over this two near empty skulls.
I only pity the bastard that will bring the post election violence near DickDastardly's fortress come that time.
A word is enough for the wise. We rather slaughter all past and present looters that has brougt us thus far than kill ourselves.

Mynd44:
When top government officials were busy slandering Islam you people cheered them on. You all walked around smiling while your leaders make silly statements about religion and it was okay to all of you abi?

I guess next the FG will blame Sauidi Arabia

Senseless post.

*Covers face*
I hate pornography

Desperation! Very soon man go join 2go

GranPa, Enjoy the spotlight while it lasts!

This paid agents has infiltrated every online platform and are easily identifiable by how low and crude they get in earning their wages. 
Their job definition is simple, read below:

(1) Praise and launder the image of their paymaster even if he is Lucifer himself.
(2) Attack anybody with contrary opinion with the villest of curses(especially in the face of defeat by a superior arguement)
(3) Dig out old dusty family pictures of the paymaster from God-knows-where, put it online and argue that he is a loving family man(even if everyone else knows he's a monster) 
(4) Get the paymaster to snap new pictures in suits and poses that will make models green with envy(not minding that everyone knows that the man in question will only adorn such attire in real life at gun point)
(5) Upload pictures of their man wearing mummy-like smiles to force fake amiabilty down the throat of gullible voters.
(6) Upload any seeming compromising picture or silly memes of their mark and tag it anything to derride him.
(7) Create mass-monickers to easily harvest "likes" for seeming positive comments attributed to their paymaster to make them appear popular to the uninformed.
(8 .Create monickers with a particular tribe's language or name, so they can always claim roots and be like "even though i'm from same place as so so and so, i will not vote for him" (and we all know he or she is not from there)  witty devils
(9) Avoid threads on achievements of their mark like plague and feast on seeming negative topics of their mark like balded vultures on dead putrified meat.
(10) Create a counter thread immediately one pops up against their paymaster and demand its immediately sent to home page, else the forum management is criminally biased.
(11) Hover around like hawks online 24/7 in case verbal attack duty calls. 
(12) Add your own observations.

There are genuine party/candidate supporters. But you dont need to look too hard to see they are not on anybody's payroll. They normally will praise their party/candidate when they merit it, but are also quick to criticize or condemn their wrongs.
The paid Agents in their characteristic style will either avoid this thread like leprousy or come out fangs-out to attack me.
I cant wait for Febuary 2015 to come and go so we can have our online forums, espcially NAIRALAND back from these pests and their current dirty campaign pestilence.

......... DickDastardly is a Social Critic

He looted N3.5b while you took N50b Rivers money to Lagos to counter Atiku Dollar for Dollar hoping Buhari will give you VP
See Tinubu now using the balance to buy Groundnut oil for Lagosians while you dance etigi on the streets of ikwerre road in the name of carnival. Amaechi madness dey do tossing, very soon you go serve madness full stroke

Kenai:
It was General Muhammadu Buhari.
Under 1 year, he built 3 refineries, improved electricity from 4,000MW to 68,900MW, stabilized the naira to the point it was trading at 1 naira against 60 dollars, fought corruption by being the plaintiff, the judge and the jury, reduced inflation from 94% to 0.003%, built the statue of liberty, introduced GSM to Nigeria, fixed Humpty-Dumpty, and defeated Satan, Hitler and Chuck Norris.

Sai Buhari!

You mean the old bag of Tilapia fish bones did all that?
Tell me more

Rivers money being used in Lagos? Amaechi weldone o!

Say no to dubious and undefined "CHANGE"
Embrace "CONTINUITY" today for a real, gradual change and guaranteed tomorrow!


GEJ till 2019